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I refuse to let DC reboot their way out of a warped timeline. No explaining it away, lean into it.

Tim drake is a 90s kid. He is seventeen, he grew up alongside computers and listens to terrible rock rap. Jason, one year older than him, is from the 80s and the height of the AIDs epidemic. Dick, maybe six years older than Jason, is from the 40s. Babs, five years older than dick, is from the 50s. The year is 2025. Bruce Wayne has just turned 40.

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sos sos send tim drake fanfic recommendations this is my last resort

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young justice my beloved <3

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ive been really into dragon aus lately and. where tf is everyone getting these dragon species names from bc why is it like "yeah he's like a mix between a cloud feather cutter and a purple night shudder flicker but with the wings of a stormnoxwyrm" WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

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was gonna ask for someone to write a challengers au with fiyero glinda and elphaba but then i realized that it's not an au it's just the movie

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love thinking about how wicked is fr just the college au fanfic that made it

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My most controversial Batfamily opinion is that eventually every kid should be able to beat Batman in fights regularly purely because I refuse to believe that Batman wouldn’t be trying to get them to that point.

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yes superbat is good, but timkon is better and you can't have both

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tim would be such a good stage manager

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hey anyone got any good recs for x-men comics with the o5 team? i've already read the first class series 😔

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ao3… come home… please ao3

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people that comment on rug cleaning tiktoks like "how did it get so dirty" "why don't you throw it out" "what's even the point" "you're wasting soap" ok what's the point of love. of happiness. of joy. of feeling something every once in a while.

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alfred's better than me bc if my bosses died and i had to raise their child and he was set on vengeance and crime fighting i would quit bruh. "they're going to pay" GO TO BED

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so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

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sos i saw a fic on my feed but it refreshed and i don't remember what it was called but it was like tim eating lobster at family dinner to get everyone to stop fighting pls help me find the name

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The idea that Duke is the super well-behaved and rule-following kid is really funny to me cause like, have you read Robin War? His bit in that book opens with him being arrested for wearing red shoes (long story, just know he was also wearing a red hoodie that apparently wasn't a problem) and he explains step by step to the cop exactly how he plans on escaping before executing that escape perfectly by jumping off a bridge. He fought an armored Jim Gordon, the Court of Owls, and Damian who had been manipulated into joining the Court. Duke managed to talk Damian down while getting his ass kicked and then kinda befriended the kid after. He also has defied Batman several times and was proven to be right. All with a healthy dose of sass.

But also I do like lil rule-following sweetheart Duke so I have a proposal. Duke Thomas who follows the rules he agrees with. Most of the time, he's the sweet little angel in the manor. He's polite, he's well-mannered, he's kind, and he does what he's told. However that's only because everything aligns with what he believes to be the right path. The moment Bruce makes a bad call or order, Duke takes it to 11 and becomes more impossible to order around than Jason. Chaotic Good Duke.