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Chat help- I've been on page 1 of blood of olympus for 3 months now I need help

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Hi. My name is @theoneharrypottertheatrenerd, and I wish for you to make more Keeping Up W/ The Malfoys. I have enjoyed it since episode 4 of season 1. I wish for you to make Draco go back to Hogwarts, and for there to be a lot more fanfic. Thank you.

Love, @theoneharrypottertheatrenerd.

Oh wow I didnt even look in my inbox since January! Oof

Sorry for the REALLY late response and if you've stuck around since season 1 ep 4 then ofc Draco's gonna go back to Hogwarts in season 3, and I am currently working on a Drarry fanfic

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Guys, I finally got a fic idea ^.^

So I am working on chapter 1 of the fic rn (ofc its a Drarry fic) and it wont be up on ao3 until next week because I have to go to summer camp tomorrow and won't be back till Sunday (maybe Friday idk) so the season 2 finale of Keeping Up With the Malfoys and chapter 1 of my fic will both be delayed to next week. (Note: I swear if I had a choice not to go to this thing I wouldn't XD)

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Annabeth: Happy Birthday, Percy. You ready for your gift?

Percy: Is it a kiss?

Annabeth: No.

Percy: Then I don't want it.

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HELP WHY DO I ABSOLUTELY SEE THIS HAPPENING

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Guys I really want to write hp and pjo/hoo fanfics but I always abandon them after chapter 4 😭 the best I've gone is chapter 8 which was on Wattpad. Another reason I find it hard to write fanfics is cuz I spend a lot of time procrastinating so while I'm procrastinating the past half of my chapter Ao3 is counting down to deleting the draft 😭

I wanna become an active fanfic writer tho so if anyone's got fanfic ideas I'm all ears, or all eyes considering it's over the device..

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Me, just another fanfic writer: *strokes my fav character's hair* *smiles* Oh girl, you're gonna get laid by your long lost brother.

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

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Me: I DIDNT MEAN TO SET THE POLL TO ONE DAY

Also me: forgets to change the poll to not one day

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Keeping up with The Malfoys S2 E9

30 mins later

Harry: So we shouldn't be in love?

Hermione: Yes.

Draco: And I shouldn't obsess over Potter?

Ron: Yes.

Lucius: And I shouldn't try to kill my son?

Narcissa: YES.

Lucius, Harry and Draco: Cool.

(Note: all three men are tied up)

Ron: Hermione, Harry's got that look in his eye.

Hermione: What look?

Narcissa: The same look that's one Lucius' face right now..

Lucius, slipping his wand out of his pocket and pointing it at his ropes (whispering): Diffindo. (Ropes fall apart subtly)

Ron: Oh, fuck.

Lucius: Incarcerous! Let's see how you three like being tied up heheheheh

Narcissa: Guess I'm gonna have to order more wine after this.

Lucius: (walks to Draco) Avada-

Harry: Stupefy!

Lucius: Aww shit! (Falls back)

Harry: (breaks ropes and breaks Draco out)

Draco: (about to leave with Harry)

Narcissa: Stop.

Hermione: Right.

Ron: There..s a chicken!

(Lil teaser: We might get some Hedric in season 3 🤭)

SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO SET THE POLL TO ONE DAY

IGNORE THE POLL ON THIS POST

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James: I need advice

Sirius: With what?

James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Remus?

Sirius: ...

Sirius: I'm in love with Remus?

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Im js realizing that the amount of time I used to delay Keeping Up W the Malfoys S2 E8 is js like a longer version of when I left y'all w s2 e1 for 3 months 😭

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✨ Stramputation ✨

Sirius: Oh, he needs to go.

Regulus: Definitely.

Sirius: Death by strangulation?

Regulus: I think it would hurt more if we cut off his arms and legs and let him bleed out

Sirius: But that’s so messy, what if I get blood in my hair?

Regulus: But it’s more gratifying

Sirius: I say strangulation

Regulus: Amputation.

Sirius: Strangulation.

Regulus: AMPUTATION

Sirius: STRANGULATION

James: *coughs nervously* Therapy?

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Keeping up with The Malfoys S2E8

(YALL I WENT ON A.. MONTHLY BREAK BUT IM BACK (I lost my account lol))

Draco: "What do you need to tell me?" Harry: "Well, I-"

Narcissa: "STOP RIGHT THERE!" (tackles Harry)

Harry: "Arghh!"

Lucius, sipping wine from a teacup at the corner: "Now that's a sight to behold."

Draco: "Mother, leave him-" (reaches for his mum)

Hermione: "STOP!" (tackles Draco frum the bushes)

Ron: "WHATS GOING ON"

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YALL I NEED HELP 😭

SO I HAD A FLASHDRIVE THAT HAD THE WHOLE PJO SERIES AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS UP TO HOH, AND I LENT THE DRIVE TO MY FRIEND AND THEY GOT IT LOST 😭 I LOST EVERYTHINGGG

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Annabeth thinking Percy looks unbelievably handsome as they're about to fall into hell and Percy thinking Annabeth looked great in hell is so real 😭 like piper would be questioning if this was her bf and Frank would be thinking of how short Hazel looked in hell (post gift of Ares ofc)

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Ok so after finishing the Mark of Athena 2 minutes ago... I am seriously considering taking a break from this series for my emotional health 😭

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Keeping Up with the Malfoys S2 E7

Harry: *jumps out the window*

Harry: *lands on his ass*

Harry: *runs away*

At Malfoy Manor

Harry: *bursts into Draco's bedroom*

Draco: *kissing a picture of Harry*

Draco: *looks at him and hides the picture* "God, what are you doing here, Pottah?!"

Harry: "I've got to tell you something..."