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Bruce: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. Bruce: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Spring break really is just sitting in your parents' kitchen at 2 am, eating a bowl of chicken noodle soup and reading stuckony smut.

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Gorgeous art for Hide A Heart Of War by the lovely @magniloquentch1

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Fanart for “Hide a Heart of War” by RayShippouUchiha. 

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Whatching someone in my Medieval Art class reading fanfic on dark mode while learning about 6th. century art.

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The dark and rainy November nights have been a wonderful study companion. I finished midterms week last Thursday and somehow managed to get over 100% in both my Old English and Classical epics courses. I've truly never done this well in university and it feels weird for my junior year to have started off so easy.

I have to start revising some of my poetry for my two poetry workshops and begin hiking about final projects.

I have a meeting with my Medieval Studies advisor tomorrow to discuss whether I need to write a senior thesis next year as an entry requirement to masters programs.

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Bruce Wayne at a gala: Oh my goodness, have you met my babies yet?

Person: Babies? I thought-

Bruce, dragging them over to a group of people: Here we go! Meet my precious angels.

Dick, 29: Hi, pleasure to meet you.

Cass, 23: *waves*

Definitely-Not-Jason-The-Dead-Son, 23: Sup.

Tim, 17 21: Ah, nice to see you again. Are you enjoying the gala?

Stephanie, 22: I am not his, or an angel. I am precious though.

Duke, 16: Hi! Have you tried the cupcakes yet?

Damian, 14: Greetings. Goodbye now.

Bruce: Aren’t they adorable? I birthed them all!

Person: But.. But you’re a.. man?

Brucie, beaming brightly: Whats your point?

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Jason: Hey Bruce, Bruce: Yes? Jason: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Bruce: Bruce: Where’s Damian?

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Bruce: How's the sexiest person here~? Clark: I don't know, how are they~? Bruce, flustered: I- Barry, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Superman: We need to get through this locked door. Batman, give me your credit card. Batman: Here. Superman, pocketing it: Thanks. Robin, kick down the door.

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Tim: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Jason: *turning to Dick* How tall are you?

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My entire feed is just ofmd spoilers, and I can't handle it. I'm planning on binging the entire second season tomorrow, and then I will rejoin society.

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Tim: I was arrested for being too cool. Jason: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Superman: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Batman: Oh, I’m always running Batman: The question is from what Robin: His trauma

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The shocking truth of what is going on in our public libraries! (My latest Guardian Books cartoon)

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Clark: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Bruce: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Bruce: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Clark: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Bruce: Absolutely not.