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oh ok

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

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A pirate could perhaps appreciate the charms of reddit, what with its arrr and its slash. Or am i fucking crazy

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man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

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He’s rich, he dresses like a bat, he bisexual, he’s autistic, he’s a father of six, he’s Jewish on his mom’s side, he has three awesome parents, he never got out of his emo phase, he’s total a loser and I love him

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listen. i don't think it's healthy to idolize celebrities, and especially not celebrity couples. however, if tom holland and zendaya break up i WILL be killing myself

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the level of caffeine addiction within the batfamily, because why not:

bruce: easily has the most concerning dependency on coffee out of any of them. the family is so used to it that they don't even think of him as addicted anymore. the only people that have met a fully decaf bruce are alfred and dick and they both refuse to speak about it.

dick: has been explicitly banned from drinking caffeine within 100 yards of wayne manor. he has coffee sometimes, but is has to be half caf or he will go batshit crazy within minutes. physically cannot stop speaking when he's had more than 50 milligrams.

jason: drinks 4 monsters a day. hides them from alfred but uses it to intentionally annoy everyone else

tim: goes unspoken. drinks so much coffee it's a miracle his heart is still functional

stephanie: arguably the most normal coffee consumer in the house. she has a coffee or two every day and that's about it. probably only started drinking it because of tim anyway

cass: doesn't drink coffee because she dislikes the taste. also doesn't drink energy drinks because she dislikes the taste. doesn't understand how these beverages have such an impact on everyone but her...

damian: is not supposed to touch the coffee maker, via bruce's orders. does so anyway.

duke: will drink any form of caffeine he is presented with, with little to no preference. he regularly steals monsters from jason just to be annoying and is startlingly normal no matter how much caffeine he has or has not consumed.

alfred: drinks multiple black teas a day, and should probably never be questioned about it.

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EVERYONE WISH OUR GOOD FRIEND JONATHAN HARKER SAFE TRAVELS TODAY

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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around