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i think none of the octotrio has a spice tolerance... zero, 1 red pepper is a no-go 💀

they would quite literally die if they ever decided to eat some buldak ramen noodles, they're from the sea and have only (i think) eaten RAW SEAFOOD their entire lives, no seasoning as far as i know (you can correct me on this though 😭)

yes, they most likely can handle a little bit but if it comes to a point that the food is spicier than a jalapeño, then HELL NO

just jade unknowingly eating a spicy ass meal, the pepper his kicks in the back of his throat making him clear his throat and that's when the pain in his tongue, throat, lips and possibly lungs (it happens to me for some reason 💀)... the only thing he really does is to sit and stare blankly at the table or food, while possibly a small tear runs down his cheek... (get some yogurt for this man 😞)

azul, maybe tolerates it the best tbh. i've seen one headcanon that he can spit ink in spicy meals to make them less spicy and it has been stuck on my mind ever since. low-key, it might be a little frightening to see his once red meal turn black-ish... anyways, he probably has some milk on hand and just drinks it normally while his tongue and lips are tingling

now, i don't even know where to start with floyd. he may or may not complain that its super spicy while scarfing down some ice cream... he most likely tolerates it, but sure as hell doesnt like the tingling/burning sensation it leaves in his mouth. bro probably has some sensory issues regarding that 😭

maybe the spiciness of the dish can help with his mood swings? like when he goes into a more irritated/bored mood he just orders something spicy (not something too spicy of course) and eats it to feel something or to calm down? sounds like floyd tbh 🧍

my bad for any spelling mistakes its like 1AM and i'm tired 😞

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would crowley eat bird food as a snack?

like those round ones that you hang up 😭

imagine him just crunching on that while watching tv or something, that basically means his jaw is strong too. maybe he could bite a finger off 🧍

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i'm literally dying, i have this big urge to make my own twst au. but i'm too lazy to do so 😞

ok, i'll do it one day... hopefully

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i keep seeing these posts about twst characters finding out that the reader is a girl and it low-key annoys me when people headcanon Floyd as this "teenage boy who doesnt know shit about boundaries", like bro what 😞

y'all already know that i headcanon the octotrio as like the three reincarnations of Gomez Addams, like when they fall, they fall HARD.

I've also talked about how merfolk tend to only have ONE mate throughout their whole life, so if you're crushing on someone who happens to be a merman and also crushes on you back, then congratulations you have a partner who will absolutely not leave you... ever. till death do us part, i guess 🙏

i like to think that the women down in the Coral Sea are highly respected, just like in Sunset Savannah... sooo they're gentlemen?? or just have high respect for fem!reader yk

for example... no, Floyd would not fondle with their chest and poke at it without proper consent. Neither in public, because... ehh? i think thats just weird to be doing that in public, but that's probably just me 🧍

They all are hopeless romantics, your honor. ESPECIALLY FLOYD

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Azul would want a british shorthair, it would suit him so well

like when you go into his office and sit down to make a deal with him, and then hes just like slowly turning his chair (that wasnt even facing you from the start) towards you while slowly petting his cat that is just purring loudly on his lap, both of them just giving you a death stare💀 literally me fr

if you're dating him, then... congratulations you've gotten a furry child on your back and an extremely whipped (for you) boyfriend that would literally give you the moon if you asked. good luck 🤧

you've achieved the ultimate body pillow of the year award from how much Azul and that god forsaken cat clings and snuggles up to you throughout the day

the cat is spoiled, will definitely break your shit just to get some attention from either one of you 🧍

the cat's name is Gary. don't ask why, i think it fits

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I wanna Fuck him so badly omg

I wanna BUST A NUT In him so bad y’all don’t understand he’s my roman empire i think about him daily and how badly i wanna fuck him till he is seeing God Himself like i know he nuts when you ram your Slong in him

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idk if its just me but, i absolutely hate that some write the reader (especially in the diabolik lovers fandom) as a petite, soft, easily flustered etc... like bro i want a bad bitch to put these shit heads in their place, PLEASEEEE

i know there are some writers that write their reader as bad bitch, but they're so hard to find broo ☹️

also i need more submissive headcanons of the sakamaki brothers, i NEED it (i'm looking at you three reiji, ayato, and kanato)

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Things that Sebastian is not very good at:

Sleeping

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remember when i was rambling about smug Sebek? well... i think i'd rather have him clingy and soft now 😞

i still like both ofc but like i'd like him to have this tough and cold side while on duty, but soft and clingy behind closed doors. it just sounds SO right to me??? not that he's easily flustered and nervous around his s/o, i mean this is future Sebek, he married her with the smuggest grin ever and showed her off to everyone, especially Malleus and Lilia.

Though as soon as they got home (to a cottage-ish looking house located in briar valley) his "tough" and "smug" façade fades and he becomes this loving and clingy man who's just fulfilling his duty as a husband. (you can not tell me that this man isn't made to be a househusband)

Sebek with kids too bro 😭 he definitely wants like around 5 kids (2 girls, 3 boys) he probably play fights with them when they're super young and when they're older he trains them all, yes including the girls to become either very strong and independent people or knights for the future king/queen (IDK IF THIS MAKES SENSE HELP ME)

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i cant stop thinking about TWST horror au's (except monster au's sorry but it doesnt interest me 😭) they're so good for no reason???

like sign me tf up, i would love to see that the whole school is just filled to the brim with the most vile and meanest students.

also i wonder how love would work in that sort of AU, is it more like a yandere type of love or is it the usual romance. Will they ever feel bad about their behavior and how it affects Horror!Yuu? (probably not)

i think its very obvious that i'm talking about gyarunie's twst horror au ☹️ I LOVE IT AND I LOVE THE CHARACTERS i really wanna send in a request (when they're open) but i'm too scared

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i NEED more pathetic rook, its a craving that i have to search the more... interesting parts of the fandom for (if that even makes sense) anyways, i absolutely love him hes so silly but it would be nice to see him so utterly obsessed with his s/o

like maybe all of his crushes rejected him because they thought he was weird due to his weird ass habits 😭 not me though

heart eyes rook staring lovingly at his s/o without them knowing 💀💀 this man is submissive and ready to do anything for his s/o 🤗

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YESSSSSS

Rook with south african tendencies

Rook with south african tendencies

Rook with south african tendencies

Rook wi-

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i cant stop thinking about Floyd having a naked cat as a pet 🧍

bro probably just found it and thought "that cat looks cool" before literally kidnapping it and blackmailing crowley to let him keep it or something... the cats name is definitely "sea lion" or the most stupidest name imaginable, but like they're literally a duo. the cat NEVER leaves his shoulder unless necessary YOU CANT SEPARATE THEM the cat just chills on his shoulder while he just torments other students

NAHH WAIT BRO WOULD DEFINITELY TEACH THE CAT TO ATTACK OR BITE SOMEONE ON COMMAND, literally someone could be dying on the floor while a literal cat is attacking them and floyd's just like :)

probably would get yelled at by azul a lot because the cat would just be sitting on floyd shoulder ALL THE TIME, i dont think jade would even care... unless the cat gets into his hidden mushroom space (yeah bro definitely grows and stores some interesting mushrooms in there) the cat is also a popular employee because the cat is just silly.

NAKED CATS ‼️‼️‼️ azul is a certified cat hater /j

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maybe its just me but i feel like many headcanon sebek as this blushy teenage boy with a tough facade that he keeps up for malleus and his own pride

dont get me wrong, i love when they write him like this... but i want the more confident and smug sebek bro 😭😭 I LOVE BOTH WAYS BUT PLEASE I NEED MORE SMUG AND CONFIDENT SEBEK

i know hes still a teenager but PLEASE GIVE HIM AT LEAST SOME CONFIDENCE AND SMUGNESS WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS, HES A KNIGHT IN TRAINING AND A (half) FAE GOD DAMMIT ‼️‼️

also i NEED more headcanons or imagines of the octotrio being absolutely whipped for their S/O (it literally says somewhere on the internet that merfolk only bond once in their life) which basically means they are absolutely WHIPPED, Gomez Addams 2.0s™️

i feel like once they fall for someone they fall HARD. it sounds extremely funny to see the three of the most shadiest students being absolutely head over heels with this very normal looking ass person

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i saw someone HC that Riddle still believes in Santa

ITS SO CUTE NOW THAT IM THINKING ABOUT IT, IMAGINE HIM BEING SUPER UPSET AFTER SOMEONE TELLS HIM SANTA ISNT REAL OMG ⁉️😭

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I need more fics where Floyd and Jade gets thrown across the room by reader whenever they gets too annoying

More fics where the twins are lowkey scared of their crush and lose their cockiness

I get that it's a part of their charm but God damn. I need to wipe that stupid smile off of Floyd's face and I need Jade to stop being so condescending

Also more pathetic clingy Azul please