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Canonically Damian knows how to sew, so you can imagine him learning crochet.

Like, Lizzie's stuffed animal broke and she was really sad and instead of buying another one, Damian knits one from scratch (the first two attempts are disastrous, but he's nothing if not stubborn and by the fifth he's got it down).

Lizzie LOVE them. Her older brother made them for her and now she carries them everywhere.

The moment Jon sees them, he annoys Damian until he agrees to make one for him too. Ends up with three mini amigurumis of Jon, Damian and Lizzie after an hour of complaining.

(Damian still makes two more sets of those pushies because Lizzie wanted them too and, well, they were adorable)

All good, until Dick walks into his room, sees the amigurumis and now begging Damian to make him a Nightwing one. Damian pretends it's a bother, but he was already halfway through one to himself.

When Dick receives his amigurumi, he goes to show it to Stephanie, she also wants an amigurumi spoiler.

Steph showed Cass. Cass meets Damian and Duke at the library to order a black bat one and... and yes, Thomas, you'll have one too.

Duke sends Jason a photo of the signal amigurumi and the next day Jason bursts into Damian's room to demand a red hood amigurumi.

(And if at the end of the week Bruce and Tim find Batman and Red Robin amigurumis in their desk and room respectively, then Damian would have nothing to do with it.)

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BATMAN AU PEOPLE

Damian is the only vigilante in Gotham. Like Bruce still has that adoption addiction, all the birds are there, they’re just not birds, so Jason never dies, Tim still has a spleen, you get the picture.

But can you imagine Damian saving Brucie ‘I collect kids like Pokemon cards’ Wayne, he’d be thinking “oooo this one’s around Damian’s age”

No kill rule? Out the window. Damian is standing over joker’s severed head while Bruce is trying to pspsps him like a cat not realising he’s already got this one and Damian just bolts because nuh uh. Not his dad. Not today.

Shit get the brothers in on it too.

Big boy Jason Todd letting this feral bird boy use him as a pirch and giving him cookies on patrol because why is a kid no older than twelve running around Gotham in spikey boots beating criminals within an inch of their lives? Where the fuck are this kids parents?? This quickly makes Jason the favourite.

Dick using his acrobat shit to catch up with this scraggly little emo cunt in the hopes of getting any information because holy shit this kid has big fuck off swords. He’s getting this one to Bruce. The weirdness is right up their alley.

Let Cass and Alfred be the only ones who know because shit does not get by them. They let him because as long as he is stabbing criminals and not Tim then they’re solid.

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أبناء الخفافيش

Jason was still a walking corpse when Talia handed him the child. Instinctively, he cradled the toddler to his chest, threading bloody fingers through inky black curls. Talia left them there, sat on the floor while she dealt with a problem.

After the Pit, Talia brought the child back. Jason was feral in his rage, cutting his trainers into piles of limbs and tearing at his own skin. Talia placed the toddler on the bloody dirt, and Jason spun to face the new target. Matching green eyes met, and Jason lifted the child into his arms, blades and fury forgotten.

The duo became a common sight in Nanda Parbat, أبناء الخفافيش was whispered in reverence when the boys practiced their Katas. They wore matching red robes, the younger’s lined in the same poisonous green as their eyes.

When Talia deemed them ready, Jason made his way to Gotham with a young boy clutching his hand. They were أبناء الخفافيش, but they were إخوة first.

Damian and Jason, Brothers, Sons of the Bat.

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*Damian disappears for an abnormally long time even for him and the Batfam begins searching for him*

Tim: *Maniacally typing on the batcomputer* The demon does not have a tracker and international facial recognition is not giving results.

Jason: I just called Talía and she says that neither she nor the League know anything. *Looks at Bruce* Oh, and she's mad because you lost her son.

Bruce: *With a tic in the eye* I didn't lose Damian, I just don't know his exact location at the moment.

Barbara: *Sighs* Yeah well, that's the exact definition of losing something. I've called everyone in the cape community and no one has seen it.

Duke: Vamos chicos, no creo que pueda estar tan lejos.

Dick: Si le das sólo cinco minutos fuera de la mansión, podría estar en la siguiente esquina o en el otro lado de la ciudad. Por lo que sabemos ahora podría ser en la próxima ciudad o en el OTRO LADO DEL MUNDO.

Jason: Maybe I'm not even on earth anymore. It wouldn't be the first time he escaped into space.

Bruce: *Strange noise of suffering*

Cass: *Stroking his back in compassion*

Steph: *Talking to Titus and pointing at a map* Where is Damian, Titus? Where is? Be a good boy and tell us. Where is?

Titus: *Tilts head in confusion*

Dick: This is not working.

*Meanwhile*

Jon: *In Metropolis listening to Damian's heartbeat, listening to the conversations around him to know where he is, who he is with, if he is in trouble and flying directly towards him at the slightest hint of needing help.*

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Jason: *Walking around the living room with a book until tripping over something*

Tim: *Lying on the ground being the "something" Jason tripped over*

Jason: What the fuck, Replacement?

Tim: Sleep is overrated and I don't need it!!

Jason: Of course, that clarifies everything. What do you think if we make the consumption of peanuts illegal too?

Tim: Actually that would be pretty fantastic-

Jason: No, I was being sarcastic. Why the hell are you on the ground?

Tim: I'm trying to test a theory about how inertia acts on bodies-

Jason: *Raising an eyebrow* You fell and you're too tired to get up, right?

Tim: ...

Tim: ....yes.

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Jason: *Yelling* Can someone tell me why the hell the kitchen is covered in waffle batter everywhere??

Steph: *With a stack of fifty waffles at her side* We're making waffes, obviously

Jason: And you had to dirty Alfie's entire kitchen for that??

Steph: It's just a little disaster, he won't even notice.

Jason: He doesn't notice the flour on the floor, eggs on the windows and dough on the ceiling??

Steph: You're making it sound more serious than it is.

Jason: Don't fuck, goldie.

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Jason: *Entering dramatically* Alright little bitches, which one of you takes my copy of Pride and Prejudice??

Dick: I haven't seen your book, littlewing

Duke: Don't you have like a ten copies of that book?

Jason: First, I have fifteen copies of Pride and Prejudice. Second, they took my special anniversary copy. So which one of you has it??

Dick: Are you sure you didn't leave it somewhere?

Jason: No, I looked everywhere in this damn manor and it's NOT there.

Duke: Man, it's practically impossible for you to have covered the entire manor, I tried but I got tired after 5 hours. 5 HOURS!! AND I ONLY WENT THROUGH THE EAST WING.

Jason: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! WHO HAS MY BOOK?!

Dick: *Replying to Duke* I don't know, after getting lost in the hallways I never tried to navigate the manor again.

Jason: HEY! RESPOND BEFORE I START TAKING THE BULLETS OUT!

Duke: *Excited* What if there is some type of ghost or entity that is hidden in the hallways?

Dick: That wouldn't be so strange, I mean, this manor is very old.

Jason: IT DON'T CARE IF THERE ARE ANY DAMN GHOSTS. I WANT MY BOOK.

Duke: Just think about it, what if the ghost took your book??

Jason: *Taking out their guns* This is it, it's bullet time.

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Bruce: Jason, could you explain to me why my living room is full of bullet holes?

Jason: Whoa, old man. If we think about it technically, everything is your fault.

Bruce: Pardon?

Jason: I think it's actually Alfred you should apologize to, but I guess I accept your apology.

Bruce: *Take a deep breath* Jason, how is this my fault?

Jason: *Moving his hands indifferently* I mean, if you hadn't adopted seven of us your living room wouldn't be covered in bullet holes. So technically it's your fault.

Bruce: ...

Jason: You know, you should have stopped at kid number two.

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Jason: *Holding Damian by the neck like a kitten* Why the hell did you jump out of the batmobile? Were you even thinking???

Damian: *Squirming* I was trying to get out of the terrible experience of you driving alive. We almost crashed and died AGAIN.

Jason: Oi demon brat, Just so you know we almost collided because you jumped out the window suddenly.

Damian: This wouldn't have happened if I had been driving.

Jason: *Exasperated* Your feet can't even reach the brakes. How do you think-

*They both freeze when they hear police sirens, they look at each other and back at the crashed Batmobile.*

Jason: Did you know? Bruce doesn't need to know this.

Damian: This is the first time I agree with you Todd, we don't have to bother Father with little things.

Jason: *Escaping from the place* Yes yes yes, definitely

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is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

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Dick: *Forcing a smile* Being an older brother is a wonderful and surprising thing. You can always find yourself in situations you never thought you would happen!!!

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Dick: *Freaking out* What was the only thing I said not to do??!!

Duke: *Guilty* Create a cult for the second time.

Dick: AND WHAT WAS WHAT YOU DID???

Duke: ....Create a cult for the second time.

Duke: ....

Duke: In my defense it was completely accidental.

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Dick: Hey Dami, have you seen-WHAT IS SO???

Damian: Grayson keep your voice down, your screams will alert everyone.

Dick: *Deep breath* Dami, babybat, my little brother. Why is there a giraffe hanging out on your balcony?

Damian: Her name is Macbeth and I think that's obvious, she's too big to come into my room.

Dick: Where did you find a giraffe in damn Gotham???No, don't answer that. Does Bruce know about this??

Damian: No Grayson, you're the first to hear about Macbeth joining the family.

Dick: Okok, This is all Bruce's fault and I refuse to deal with this now.

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Jason: Hypothetically speaking, how bad would it be if during the patrol I dropped my bombs that explode when touched on the wrong side?

Dick: ....I'm sorry? What?

Jason: Just a hypothetical situation, it doesn't mean he dropped bombs there.

Dick: What the fuck, Jason!? Really What the fuck?!

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Tim: *With zero hours of sleep and 5 boxes of red bull*. I HAVE DISCOVERED IT!!

Dick: I don't want to ask, god knows nothing good comes of that, but what have you discovered, Timy??

Tim: *Jumping with excitement* I have discovered the identity of the criminal mind we have been investigating.

Dick: I take back what I said, that's good news. Who is it??

Tim: IT'S BRUCE WAYNE!!

Dick: ...

Dick: Did you know?? I said nothing. What made you think it's Bruce Wayne?

Tim: *Fretically moving hands* Just think about it, whenever Bruce Wayne leaves events early there's some big crime or breakup of Arkham, plus he always reappears with suspicious injuries and attributes them to his clumsiness. One part of his money mysteriously disappears from his boxsafe, his segurity is too good to be a theft or mistake, it must be your financing at evil ends and-

Dick: Tim, Don't you forget that Bruce-

Tim: AND YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE BEST PART.

Dick: What could-

Tim: HIS CHILDREN ARE TRAINED KILLERS AND RUN HIS CRIMINAL EMPIRE.

Dick: *Looking for the sedative and sleeping pills* Are they?? Tell me more.

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Dick: Everyone should feel the joy -suffering- of being an older brother -it's all Bruce's fault, I must have been an only child-

*Voices of Tim and Damian fighting in the background with Jason cheering them on*

Dick: Above all I love my brothers.

*Sound of breaking glass and Duke's surprised scream*

Dick: *Trying to convince himself* I really, really love them.

*Gliter bomb explosion*

Dick: ....

Dick: *Whispering* I don't get paid enough for this. Damn Bruce.

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Bruce: *Watching the news* -a group of two adults, four teenagers and a child were seen wreaking havoc and destruction in-

Bruce: *Feeling a headache coming* Please don't say Gotham, please don't say Gotham. Please don't say they are children, please don't say they are my children

News: -Central city authorities have not yet discovered their identities but are working for-

Bruce: *Completely relieved* Not my circus, not my monkeys.

*Batkids appearing at the bottom of the screen*

Tim: Okay, I don't want to scare anyone but there is an 80% chance this thing will explode.

Dick: Considering everything we did today, this actually seems pretty minor to me.

Jason: Only 80%? Did you hear that, NOT TODAY, SATAN!!

Damian: *Talking on the phone before hanging up and turning to Jason* Satan says he's very offended and would never bother dealing with people like you, Todd.

Duke: I have some questions about the monster trucks we sunk.

Steph: You're talking about the monster trucks we sunk in Gotham harbor? or the monster trucks we crashed in Metropolis?

Duke: I don't remember crashing monster trucks in Metropolis.

Tim: Of course not, you were too busy trying to stop the fire you started a few streets down.

Duke: Oh yes, I remember that. My mistake.

Damian: Honestly Thomas, I would expect this elderly behavior from Grayson, not you.

Dick: *Gasp* Elderly behavior?? Lil'D I'm not that old, plus you're supposed to be on my side!!

Jason: Sorry Dickhead, but demon brat is right.

Cass: *Appearing out of nowhere and pointing at the abandoned building behind they* Boom

Steph: What?

*the building explodes*

Cass: 🙂👍

Dick: Oh my god, Bruce is going to kill us. Run, guys, run.

Jason: You heard the man. WITHDRAWAL!!

*The transmission is cut off*

Bruce: ...

Bruce: *In collapse* My circus, my monkeys. My circus, my monkeys.

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I feel like I'm coming very late to the party, but I need to talk about Damian's design in Batman and Robin (2023).

I don't know about the rest, but I love his hair (the way it frames his face seems damn attractive to me), he's canonically small (I always imagined him as the little one in the batfam as an adorable little kitten) and his sunglasses (OMG HIS SUNGLASSES) gives him "look at me and don't touch me" and "I'm better than all of you and you know it" vibes.

My precious baby boy made me completely fall in love with him again and I'm totally fine with that.

The only thing that bothers me a little is that Damian's skin is lighter than it was before, I mean, where is your tan that you had from living in Nanda Pardat???The one he was born with??? Sounds a little familiar to you???

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OK...ok...ok....OMG.....TANJIRO MY BABY BOY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.....*Shouto of proud*

What an ALMOST perfect chapter, I cry just remembering it. My bb Tanjiro he gave his all and DID it he defeated the upper moon. *sobs*

And at the end of the chapter everyone thanked him, They even got him his own wheelbarrow so he doesn't have to walk. 🥺😭🥺😭

OMG....Let's talk about Tanjiro using the (not quite) first thunder breath stance??? No??? Well, I do. i was screaming. I still can't believe it. Tanjiro will learn more breaths??? He will combine them as the dance of the god of the sun and water ???

So many questions and so few answers.

(Parentheses to TRY to be impartial, I loved everything about this season, but I felt like it fell short compared to the battles in the other seasons. I don't want to say that they weren't wonderful because they are, especially the 3D effect took my breath away)

Ohohoh...And Kortetsu, i LOVE this little boy.

Fue como volver a ver a Tanjiro con sus hermanos menores 😭🥺

I look forward to the next season, especially now that Nezuko can speak!!!

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Headcannon de Damian

So they were mentally creating an Au where 14-15 year old Damian accidentally travels back in time just when he first arrived in Gotham (two or three months to be exact) but before Bruce is trapped in time.

And how, to keep the time line stable, the Damian of that time disappeared but he is not in the future Damian's time line either (But nobody knows that) and the only way to stabilize the time line (and bring that Damian back from return) is that the future Damien returns to his time.

The batfam of that time is super confused and cautious about the future Damien because THIS CANNOT BE THE DEMON BRAT!!! He's been here for over thirty minutes and hasn't insulted (or tried to kill) anyone. He is being REALLY helpful in solving this mess and not just judging and criticizing everything they do saying he would do better.

Well actually it does, but that was next to nothing compared to the 8 year old they had.

And Damian???

He's just fucking tired of it all, so excuse him if he just wants to get this over with as quickly as possible and go back to his own time.

He was supposed to spend the afternoon with Jon playing video games and then they'd go out on patrol as Robin and Superboy. He wasn't supposed to be stuck with a very annoying version of his family (He won't admit it for the world, but he kinda misses his slightly less annoying version of his family).

Past!batfam wants to know if you could change their version of Damian with this one (spoiler alert future!batfam will leave them, this is THEIR demon bratt)

(Past!Damien tries not to feel hurt and fails just for any of this when he finds out, he didn't come here to be weak or cling to this crazy bunch of people, that's for cowards so he'll keep all his weaknesses in a box and not never would have, just as his mother had taught)

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I've been reading quite a few fics about Damian Wayne, now I'm having a bit of a conflict about Talia Al Ghul, on the one hand I love when she's a total tiger mom who protects her baby Damian from her father and is willing to go all out for keeping her family safe (although some of her methods are quite questionable even for a skilled assassin).

On the other, we have a cold and calculating woman, who sees her son more as a weapon than a real person and feelings other than bloodlust, rage and revenge as a weakness that must be destroyed forever.

The first shows you a woman who guards her family more jealous than a dragon her treasure (here we love our assassin mama) and will make you regret living if you lay a hand on her baby.

While the second shows you a woman who knows exactly how to manipulate her son, she has physically and mentally abused him, completely traumatizing him (here we also love the angust that breaks us and our hearts).

Do you see my dilemma?

So after reading another terrible amount of fics I have to say I'm sticking with the manipulative mother willing to do anything for her son and showing her cold, hard and painful love in strange ways. She won't say the words "I love you" unless it's an extremely critical situation. The best of both versions.

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Five, my baby Five, had the worst two weeks and four days.

Five, being the founder of the Commission at the time surprised me, but thinking about it makes sense, for all seasons all he did was try to stop the apocalypse and keep his family safe.

And the way to achieve this is to create a bureaucratic organization that ends any temporary variation that is nothing more than an annoyance to his younger versions? So that is exactly what he will do.

Anyway, Five's outfits were absolutely precious, we finally saw him with something more than the Umbrella uniform, but I have to confess that I have to confess that after two seasons in the same uniform I miss those little shorts.

Please, that in the fourth season they give this boy a real vacation, although with the way in which the third ended, he highly doubted that would happen. Just because he's lost his powers doesn't mean he's not in as much trouble as before.

I wonder what kind of apocalypse we will see in the next season. 🤔🤔

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Ben, dear Ben, that at first you were a complete asshole, but in the conversation he had with Klaus at the wedding he showed us that you are really just a little bear who pretends to be fierce, being compared to UmbrellaBen hurts him even though I tried to hide it, He asked me what he will do now that he no longer has powers and is trapped with the Umbrellas.

This boy needs love like the rest of the characters in the Umbrella Academy and I plan to give it to him.

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I'm really upset about what Allison did in The Umbrella Academy season 3 episode 5 and pretty much every decision she made in the season. It really, really makes me hate her.

Although it is understood that she is having a very bad time, she has just lost her husband and now her daughter does not know her, but that is not a justification to cast a spell on Luther (just when he was already finding happiness) to make him want her, Like Luther said, he's not her toy to blow off steam. Not only that, Allison did a lot of questionable things this season, the fact that she tried to cast a spell on herself to be happy is an indicator of how bad she is having it.

Be careful, I'm not defending her actions, what she did is wrong, period, but I think we should also see the reason for her actions.

TUA characters are morally ambiguous (some more than others) and I've always liked that, but with Allison this season... just not.

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WHAT THE HELL??? ARE YOU FUCKING ME?? HOW IS IT SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH THIS???

*breathe trying to calm down*

I need the fourth season like NOW, but first I'm going to shout a little.

The first episode, the Sparrow VS Umbrella dance scene was pretty funny even though when it started I was like "What the hell? What's going on?"

It turned out to be Diego's hallucination due to the powers of one of the Sparrows (I don't remember the name, I'm the worst), it amused me just like Five's hallucination with Delores.

As for the Sparrows, I would have liked to see more of them, the ones who had the most prominence were Ben, Sloane and a bit of Fei and Cristopher, the rest came out a little and then died. I'm not saying I like them, but it would have been interesting to know more about them.

Reginald Hargreeves, SON OF BITCH, you make Klaus die and come back to life a million times, you kill Luther, you send what's left of your children to their deaths and take away their powers.

The episode of the wedding of Luther and Sloane, was something sweet (but for me a bit unnecessary), after he has being eternally in love with Allison, Luther deserves to have someone ... but then he loses his wife, I hope we see Sloane in the next season.

Luther is not my favorite character, but he deserves happiness like the rest.

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I *excited*: I have to tell you about my new favorite character. 😍

My friend: Let me guess, is a boy who was raised to be a child soldier and/or assassin with a lot of problems and traumas, heavily manipulated and abused who has never been treated with kindness in his life, whose world collapses when he realizes that everything what he was taught was wrong and his handler only sees it as a worthless weapon and hides his pain behind sarcasm and hurtful words.

I *surprised*: Yes! How did you know?! 😮

My friend: Well, it's not like all your favorite characters have similarly traumatic pasts. 🤨

I: .....ThEy aRe mY bAbIeS. 🥺

My friend: *sigh* 😐