Wasnāt Robin a nicknames Dickās parents gave him? Bruce giving that name to like 5 different people is kinda fucked up
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Being a villain in Gotham must be scary as shitšš
Imagine you just finished robbing a bank or something,you look to your left and you just see this staring at you.
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Oh. My. God.
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Roast session. Theyāre coming for everybody. Each other included.
Dick was minding his business at first. Then poor unfortunate Barbara opened her mouth. Dick wasnāt gonna let that slide whatsoever.
Was the last thing she seen before she was roasted into oblivion.
āYouāre ginger first of all. Ed Sheeran looking ass. Second of all. I do not have another insult youāre ugly as fuck bitch.ā
Not only did that start a brawl between Barbara and Dick. It started an intense war between the siblings.
Among the shouting some insults could be heard.
āFucking Crotch Gremlin!ā
āYouāre so ugly you could go to a haunted house and theyād offer you a job.ā
That was undeniably Luke. Nobody knew who got roasted.
Amidst the chaos Bruce walked in.
Bruce took a deep breath. āShut up and sit the hell down!!ā
Best believe it went dead silent.
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The Batkids reactions to Bruce and Clark dating
Dick(mf already knew it.)
Jason
Barbara
Cassandra
Tim
Luke
Duke
Damian
Stephanie
Harper
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Me seeing 50+ likes on a random batfamily shit post I made
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The Quiet Game
Tim is blindfolded with a nerf gun and has to rely on his ears and senses
He slowly walks around the living room,very menacing.
He starts getting closer to Jason,who panicked and put a lamp shade on his head. It somehow worked and Tim walked past him.
He starts walking towards Dick on the couch, āshit.ā Dick said out loud. Tim slowly points the gun towards the couch, Dick did a flip over the back of the couch. When Tim shot a bullet and it didnāt hit anything he huffs,frustrated.
Then somebodyās phone went off. God is a women by Arianna Grande playing. That was Cassieās ringtone. He whipped his whole body towards the sound and started walking over.
Cassandra just let herself be shot. That was one sibling down. A shit ton more left.
Then he heard like 5 of them giggling. āWhat!ā He shouted,low key freaked out. What Tim did not know was that Damian was behind him the entire time. Literally just following him around.
āYou know what.ā Tim wasnāt known as a menace for nothing. He just held down the trigger and just started spinning in a circle.
He was spinning like a damn tornado. He heard his siblings shout out in pain. Once he was somewhat sure he got them all he took off the blindfold,and burst out laughing.
Luke was slumped over the armrest of the couch,Duke and Stephanie were on the ground,Jason was clutching his crotch,lampshade still over his head, Dick somehow got shot behind the couch and was laying on his stomach,Harper was clutching her throat,Barbara has her head in her hands.
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Do you know how bored someone has to be to make this
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Yes. People have started shipping them at this point
Back on the batfam grind anyways,random hcs
Bruce- Has a lot of body heat,like when itās cold everyone huddles up to him like a bunch of penguins
Dick- Has a secret piercing that no one knows about,not even Bruce
Jason- Was in the news once because the Batmobile was spotted in the most random places,Metropolis,India,you name it. Every time it was spotted he was blasting S&M by Rihanna.
Tim- Steals random stuff out of his siblings rooms then gaslights them into thinking their losing it.
Cassandra- Loves horror,she actually has a chucky doll,everyone in the mansion is just waiting for it to come to life.
Stephanie- Has lit the kitchen on fire several times. Sheās not banned yet somehow
Barbara- Was caught boxing a Waffle House worker on several occasions.
Luke- Actually a pretty good cook,heās so good the bat siblings literally box each other over the last leftover of whatever he cooked,they also do that for Alfredās food tbh
Duke- Went to a baseball game once,got hit with a flying ball,heās hated baseball since.
Damian- Does Origami whenever heās bored,Bruce keeps paper in his utility belt just for him.
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Back on the batfam grind anyways,random hcs
Bruce- Has a lot of body heat,like when itās cold everyone huddles up to him like a bunch of penguins
Dick- Has a secret piercing that no one knows about,not even Bruce
Jason- Was in the news once because the Batmobile was spotted in the most random places,Metropolis,India,you name it. Every time it was spotted he was blasting S&M by Rihanna.
Tim- Steals random stuff out of his siblings rooms then gaslights them into thinking their losing it.
Cassandra- Loves horror,she actually has a chucky doll,everyone in the mansion is just waiting for it to come to life.
Stephanie- Has lit the kitchen on fire several times. Sheās not banned yet somehow
Barbara- Was caught boxing a Waffle House worker on several occasions.
Luke- Actually a pretty good cook,heās so good the bat siblings literally box each other over the last leftover of whatever he cooked,they also do that for Alfredās food tbh
Duke- Went to a baseball game once,got hit with a flying ball,heās hated baseball since.
Damian- Does Origami whenever heās bored,Bruce keeps paper in his utility belt just for him.
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Bruce def gets cowl hair
Like he takes it off and his shit is just. Fucked up
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I was listening to My Oh My and the words āKon-El,A.K.A Superboy,is revealed to be Red Robinās boy toy and sugar baby?!ā Kept coming back to mind,wtf was that
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That Batman lyric is so smart wtf
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My favorite characters as songs on my playlist,ft. My random ass music taste
Kaldur
Electric Love-BĆRNS
Only Girl (In The World)-Rihanna (only thing I can think about is him and Wyynde.)
Dark Horse-Katy Perry
Canāt Help Falling In Love-Elvis Presley(could also work for Wyynde if you catch my drift)
Disturbia-Rihanna(Iām not gonna explain myself.)
Diamonds-Rihanna(my playlist is half Rihanna okay.)
SOS-Rihanna
Dick
Last Friday Night-Katy Perry
Born This Way-Lady Gaga (could also work for Kaldur if you think about it.)
Party In The U.S.A-Miley Cyrus
My Oh My-Camila Cabello
Shake It Off-Taylor Swift
S.L.U.T-ppcocaine(for memes.)
Bisexual Anthem-Domo Wilson(could also work for Bruce and Kaldur)
Young, Wild & Free-Snoop Dogg(could honestly go with the whole Young Justice team tbh)
Big Fun-Jon Eidson(when Bruce isnāt there)
Circus-Britney Spears(this oneās foul Im sorry.)
Material Girl-Saucy Santana
Attention-Todrick Hall
Pon De Replay-Rihanna
Bruce
Poker Face-Lady Gaga
Promiscuous-Nelly Furtado
Rich Girl-Gwen Stefani
Fancy-Iggy Azalea
Me and Your Mama-Childish Gambino
Thatās My Girl-Fifth Harmony
Man Eater-Nelly Furtado
Conner
brutal-Olivia Rodrigo(bc we love angst)
Classic-MKTO
Freak-Sub Urban
Where Have You Been-Rihanna(pun intended btw)
Someone To You-BANNERS
Damian
Sweet but Psycho-Ava Max(heās not exactly sweet but yāall get it.)
Heathens-Twenty One Pilot Skyfall-Adele
Iām Just A Kid-Simple Plan
Roy
Super Freak-Rick James
Sexy Bitch-David Guetta,Akon(anybody else getting the vibes or is it just me)
Milkshake-BBY KODIE
Hot In Herre-Nelly
Baby Got Back-Sir Mix-A-Lot
Donāt Tell āEm-Jeremih
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First song I think of when I see Luthor and Conner is Freak by Sub Urban. I will not explain.
(Also I donāt mean this in a weird way Iām talking about how some of the lyrics match okay)
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I love fanfictions where Superman accepts Superboy,but you know what I also love?? Fanfictions where Superboy gives up on Superman and Superman realizes his mistake too late.
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The only thing I can think about rn is Superboy and Galatea being siblings,like I know sheās hella evil but cmon. Both of them somewhat have the same backstory,please tell me youāre seeing the vision
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