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Happy birthday baby❤️🥰

I love you so much MWAH @teyamloving12

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Damian: Thats why your mamma dead.

Y/n: We have the same mother, dumbass.

Talia: Should have taken that contraceptive.

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@teyamloving is my gf! Get over it. I love you babes❤❤❤

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Say it louder for the people in the back!!!

Go follow @teyamloving if yall are into Avatar.

Lets talk abt Ronal first meeting Neytiri. This scene rlly reminds me of how Neytiri first treated Jake in the first movie. So if you ask me if Tonowari was the one seeking ukturu, Neytiri would have done the same or worse to them as compared to how Ronal reacted.

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Bruce: I'm Batman. I fear nothing!

Y/n: Why is the Manor on fire!?

Bruce, hugging his knees in a corner: There was a bug!

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Jason: Bruce should have aborted you.

Damian: ...

Y/n: Remember I have a father... you don't... so...watch your mouth.

*Jason falls down the stairs*

Y/n: ....

Y/n: Are the stairs okay?

Jason: ....Well damn, if you hate me, just say so

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*Jason falls down the stairs*

Y/n: ....

Y/n: Are the stairs okay?

Jason: ....Well damn, if you hate me, just say so

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Y/n: Here you go, Damian, a nice cold glass of juice!

Damian: It's warm.

Y/n: A nice glass of juice.

Damian: It's horrible!

Y/n: Glass of juice.

Damian: I'm not sure if this even IS juice.

Y/n: G L A S S

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Y/n: You know, people treat me like a god.

Damian: How?

Y/n: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Tim who have been ignoring her all day: Y/n can I borrow your charger? My phone is gonna die.

Damian: ...That's more fucked up than when Bruce said he was gonna abort you.

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Bruce: What was Plan A?

Y/n and Damian: Don't fuck up

Bruce: And what was Plan B?

Y/n and Damian: Don't fuck up plan A

Bruce: And what did you do?

Y/n and Damian: We fucked up plan A

Bruce: You fucked up plan A! Should have aborted you, God damn it!

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Same, my mom said I was giggling in my sleep lol. That is normal right? Ok? not normal I get it

*Y/n on a train*

*Jason gets up from his seat*

Jason: Sorry I didnt notice you were pregnant. Have my seat!

Y/n: .... I'm just bloated...

*Jason slowly sits back down in silence*

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*Y/n on a train*

*Jason gets up from his seat*

Jason: Sorry I didnt notice you were pregnant. Have my seat!

Y/n: .... I'm just bloated...

*Jason slowly sits back down in silence*

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Bruce: How could you fail your test? I swear I really gonna give up for adoption.

Bruce: Simple questions. Look at this. If Amy had twelve cupcakes, where is her sister Anna?

Y/n: Reread the question

Bruce: If Amy had twelve cupcakes, where is her sister Anna? ....What the fuck Amy's sister got to do with the twelve cupcakes?

Y/n: .... Still gonna give me up for adoption or....

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*D/n jumping in a trampoline in a Patrick Star costume*

Damian: Is it too late for an abortion?

Y/n: Damian for the last time... it is 10 years too late for that.

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Jason: Yo is Y/n sleeping or dead? Damian: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts. Y/n: Okay, first of all, fuck you-

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Vertically Disabled

Dick: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? Damian: Are you calling me short? Dick: I'm calling you vertically disabled to play basketball.

Y/n:*humming while walking towards the court* Damian: That's what you get for calling me "vertically disabled". *sees Y/n coming his way and runs up to her* Damian: Beloved! Don't go to the court! There's a seven-foot man there! Y/n: Really! Wait! Was that an Encanto reference? Damian: Maybe...