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eznin · 2 days ago
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Just imagine 22 years old in-okay-terms-with-the-bats Jason meeting 19 years old murderous-hell-bent-on-revenge Jason
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Teen Jason, absolutely horrified that he not only failed to kill the Joker but he also managed to be re-adopted: How the fuck did this happen?!
Adult Jason, who is also not sure : Idk, Dick just kept inviting me to go get lunch and it all went downhill from there.
Teen Jason: Did we at least kill him?
Adult Jason: Timothy? No, but he fixed our helmet the other day.
Teen Jason: ...you are pathetic.
Adult Jason, still struggling a bit with self esteem issues: And this is why no one likes you.
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Bruce is loosing it with having to find a way to solve this time travel mess while simultaneously keeping Teen Jason from killing someone.
On the other hand Tim is looking at Teen Jason, who is the same age as him and still has a little bit of baby face even after the pit, and wonders at how was he terrified of this dude for so long.
Dick, Steph and Cass just refuse to acknowledge any of Teen Jason's threats and have a lot of fun doing it.
Steph: Baby Jay, do you want pancakes ?
Teen Jason, who just tried to stab Dick with a dinner knife only to have his arm twisted in the most casual and infuriating way possible: I hate all of you.
Cass, already stacking pancakes on his plate: Love you too.
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At one point they consider tying Teen Jason to a chair because he keeps trying to shot Bruce and Tim (and sometimes Dick) in the back.
Bruce, looking at the Batcomputer: So this way we might finally get younger Jason back to his time.
Teen Jason, who was let into the cave after promising to behave: That's an actually good plan, just a sugestion...
Teen Jason suddenly pulls out a revolver and unloads the entire cylinder into Bruce’s chest, who started always wearing bullet proof clothes until the mess is solved and only rubs his temple in response.
Bruce: I told you to keep him away from guns.
Tim: We did, I don't know where he got that from.
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The only ones Teen Jason tolerates are Damian, because he just recently left the League and still has a bit of a protective streak. Duke, because there is no bad blood and he isn't too annoying. And Alfred, because he is Alfred.
Adult Jason can never ever be near Teen Jason or they will fist fight, although the worst part is the psychological damage. They know exactly what to say to make the other flinch.
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Teen Jason does everything in his power to be an absolute nightmare, because if he doesn't he will have to think about how these people somehow don't hate him. And if they don't hate him then there is a chance his Bruce and the bats back home also don't hate him and that's too much for his heart to take.
Teen Jason, nearly crying: How can you not hate me?
Bruce, in the softest voice possible despite Teen Jason having exploded the Batmobile with an home made bomb in an attempt to push Bruce over the edge: I could never hate you, Jaybird.
Teen Jason's eyes go so wide and poisonous glowing green that everyone goes tense waiting for him to spontaneous combust out of rage.
Then there is a sob.
Oh, fuck he is crying.
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Past Bruce is a mix of surprised, suspicious and hopefull when Jason shows up again after being inactive for two weeks and is not only not trying to torture them with shakespearian plots but also accepted one of Dick's lunch invites (Dick is just as surprised, he had been making them as a joke)
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eznin · 3 months ago
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"dont look at me with those eyes"
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eznin · 4 months ago
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I don't know if everyone knows the musical Six but the premisse is the six wives of Henry the eight having a competition on the after life to decide who had the worst life, imagine a marauders version of it:
Anne Boleyn = Sirius (short tempered and unjustly convicted )
Jane Seymour = Lily and James ("when my son was newly born I died")
Ana of Cleves = Remus ( outlived everyone except Parr/Mary, got insulted because of his appearance (the scars))
Katherine Howard = Regulus (youngest to die and manipulated all his life by adults)
Catherine Parr = Mary (aka: the survivor)
Not sure who Catherine of Aragon would be
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eznin · 6 months ago
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
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eznin · 6 months ago
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I was planning on never posting on this acount but I had to share this with the world
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eznin · 1 year ago
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Hello I'm Jun!
Art tag -> #jun arts
★ 20
★ he / they
★ digital/trad artist, loving the soft way of portraying things
★ my current interests are: Cats, Stardew Valley, CATS, Ghibli, Wolfstar/Marauders, gardening, please tell me your interests so I can steal them
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Commissions | Carrd | Prints | Stickers | Kofi
(instructions for kofi commissions in carrd if u need!)
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★ Do not repost (download and post) my art.
★ NO AI. No |\|FTs.
★ You can use my art as PFP/banner as long as you credit in visible place. Same for video edits. :)
★ Feel free to use my art as device BG/Wallpaper!
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eznin · 1 year ago
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Celeste dos Cravos
An illustration commemorating the 50 years of the Carnation Revolution that took place in Portugal on the 25th of April of 1974, and the woman, Celeste Caeiro, who gave the revolution its name with a simple gesture :)
25 de Abril sempre! Fascismo nunca mais! ✊
Art Prints: inprnt & Redbubble
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eznin · 1 year ago
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a mimir💤
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