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Why is Tina Belcher telling me how to pronounce evapotranspiration?

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I’m like 96% sure his bones are made of rubber.

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I heard the cream pies in paris are to die for 🤭

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Something I found funny about the epilogue was that my John was acting like he was piss poor when he had a gazillion dollars just laying around and he was concerned about paying his house off and I just kept thinking ���I did not have Arthur go talk to those incestious freaks for you to act like this 🫩”

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I know for a fact Logan and Arthur ran into each other at some dingy bar. They both ended up getting shitfaced and started talking about their strange living circumstances. The next morning all Arthur can remember of the encounter is a man with mutton chops telling him his bones can grow out of his skin and he can take a bullet and not die. He chalks it up to not being able to handle his liquor as well as he used to, but there’s a rough sketch of Logan somewhere in his journal.

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Two of my favorite blue eyed freaks with staring problems 🫶

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Carmy fits so well to Stick Season by Noah Kahan, these lyrics specifically “so I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad that I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad no, I am no longer funny, 'cause I miss the way you laugh” the good being Sydney/the restaurant, and the bad being family issues/him not properly handling his grief and so forth. Instead of his dad it’s David and the last lyrics are about Mikey. This show has ruined my life 🐠

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This came to me in a dream 🌝

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I miss my wife tails, I miss her a lot.

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This was my exact reaction when I first saw John and Jack in the epilogue

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Who knew Logan Howlett lived in Auradon Prep, I definitely think Mal and him would’ve gotten along great

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Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka was definitely micro dosing the chocolate with coke and that’s why everyone was so addicted to it

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Somethin’ about rdr John is so yummy 🤭

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It’s so much easier to rob people nowadays because barely anybody carries a gun. Back in the day, people would just pull a rifle out of their pant leg.

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Get me back to gods cuntry 🤭

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier in a nutshell (please enjoy my horribly edited picture lol)

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Arthur writing in his journal after not starting shit with Micah all day: