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neutralizing trauma with more trauma
ALSO THE TAGS MADE ME THINK OF THIS COMIC PANEL!!

I think it'd be funny if Tim wasn't traumatized by the Grayson's deaths at all, so instead he uses it as a fun fact about himself. Like "hi my name's Tim my first ever memory is of The Flying Grayson's dying in the circus, and now their sons my next door neighbor, so that's pretty cool."
I'm only saying this bc my first memory is of my grandma cutting her thumb off while cooking, and I remember the blood going all over the cutting board, and my aunt screaming, and then my mom telling her to put the severed thumb in the freezer to give to the doctors at the hospital. But it's all like flashes of blood and adults panicking, so now that's just a story I tell all the time, bc how crazy is it that's what my first memory is.
I think it's funny to think of Tim being the same way
#he meets dick for the first time and hes like 'did you know i met you the day your parents died'#and dick is just like ??????? lmfao#dc#batman#batfam#dick grayson#richard grayson#nightwing#tim drake#tim drake wayne#dc comics#comics#comic panels#trauma#red robin#dc robin#robin
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I love finding comic panels that are strangely similar
1st image, Secret Origins: 80-page giant from 1996
2nd image, Batgirl from 2009
#Tim and Steph are literally in the same position#dc comics#dc#comics#comic panels#barabra gordon#stephanie brown#dick grayson#tim drake#dc robin#robin#red robin#nightwing#batgirl#oracle dc#Oracle#spoiler dc#dc spoiler
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So this is Tim Drakes boyfriend?
#like obviously I srsly ship batcat#but like for funsies#Batman and Gordon have been married for 27 years#Selina couldn’t marry Bruce because she made him happy#she couldn’t marry him because he was already married
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I feel like a match maker

So this is Tim Drakes boyfriend?
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Bernard’s logic is that he’s a test tube clone baby like Konner

So this is Tim Drakes boyfriend?
#dc#dc comics#konner kent#tim drake#bernard dowd#tim x bernard#tim x kon#red robin#dc robin#robin#superboy
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Now that he’s accepted his sexuality he can hit on the parental figures that really matter…Bruce Wayne

So this is Tim Drakes boyfriend?
#dc comics#dc#comics#tim drake#bernard dowd#tim x bernard#dc robin#robin#red robin#lgbtq#tim needs to punch bruce#bruce wayne#batman#gay batman
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So this is Tim Drakes boyfriend?
#dc comics#dc#comics#tim drake#bernard dowd#tim x bernard#dc robin#robin#red robin#lgbtq#bisexual#why when I type in the tags bisexual Kate Bishop shows up?
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Update: I did it
How’s everyone doing on the Taskmaster bingo?
I’ve fully lost my mind and I’m only 10 minutes in
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How’s everyone doing on the Taskmaster bingo?
I’ve fully lost my mind and I’m only 10 minutes in
#taskmaster#taskmaster 19#alex horne#jason mantzoukas#stevie martin#rosie ramsey#fatiha el ghorri#matthew baynton#little alex horne
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The Gordon’s are underrated-ly dysfunctional
Im just gonna list to you some Gordon family fun facts,
Barbara once told her father it was his fault she got shot
They never talked about it again.
Gordon told Babs it was her fault her brother killed himself
They never talked about it again.
Gordon shot her boyfriend
They never talked about it again.
Barbara’s prom date’s dad was bribed by Gordon into forcing his son to ask her out. Babs found this out years later.
They never talked about it.
Babs’ brother showed up after having disappeared years earlier once being released from Arkham and Barbara kept saying she didn’t trust him but Gordon basically just told her she was being dramatic and her brother ended up kidnapping her and stabbing her twice then leaving her to bleed out in a random basement
They never talked about it again.
No wonder these peoples only friends are the Wayne’s, they are the only other family in Gotham that matches their level of emotional repression
It also says a lot about Bruce that Gordon somehow did better than him
#batman#dc comics#batgirl#Oracle#oracle dc#barbara gordon#jim gordon#wayne family adventures#new 52#that era where Dick Grayson was Batman#dc rebirth#gail simone#WHAT THE FREAK WAS NEW 52 BATGIRL??#I actually had never crashed out over a comic so hard#Gail Simone I will never forgive u for that shi#I just realized my first three examples involved shooting people#bless all the side characters in batgirl new 52 cuz THEY WENT THROUGH IT
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do you ever just like draw msthing really good and the forget you drew it?
do you ever just not draw for like a month and forget that you've put 15+ years and thousands of dollars into your art and you're good at drawing
Emma Frost fanart I can't post on insta cuz it doesn't fit the aspect ratiooooooooo
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well thanks now I'm crying
Batman Allies Secret Files | Tim and Cass (don’t) talk about Bruce after Stephanie’s death
“Oh. Stephanie.”
“Uh..yeah. You think it’s…his fault.”
“I…sometimes.”
“But she chose–”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
hey quick question though why don’t we talk about this. “tim and bruce don’t have issues like the other kids” claim incorrect. tim and bruce simply never ever ever speak about their issues while both of them silently Know they are there
#Tim needs to punch bruce#(it'll be good for him!)#tim drake#dc#robin#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batgirl#spoiler dc#dc comics
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Happy Pride month/ my birthday month
My only wish is for Steph and Cass to kiss :)
(And also 1 billion dollars so I can flea the country and move to a mansion on an isolated island w/ all the comics a books a girl could read)

I think this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at my own joke
Like wtf is wrong with my humor???? This is not that funny!!
#cassandra cain#steph x cass#stephanie brown#pride month#dc#orphan dc#spoiler dc#queer pride#dc comics#dc if u were really an ally you’d get Tim and Konner together#birthday
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I have so many great ideas for batfam tumblr fanfic but I refuse to actually write any fanfic that isn’t about Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds dueling each other to the death on the sound stage of Green Lantern
#batfamily#batman#dc comics#fanfic#tumblr fanfiction#ryan gosling#ryan reynolds#my ao3 username is my former blog name good luck soldiers!#that dude who makes all the batfam tumblr fanfic videos hit me up!!#dc
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Plz let me be tumblr famous
I promise it will be the best thing to ever happen to the universe
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Update: I finished the paper
It’s a research paper focusing on how the American healthcare system causes poverty, hurts disabled communities and is inherently un-American and unethical. It pushes for America to adopt a more socialist system (because socialism is actually actually aligns with American ideals more than you’d think) and the last few words of the whole paper are “liberty and justice for all”
Lowkey what we think my grades gonna be (it’s two days late but straight fire)
May I present to you: what I’ve been doing instead of finishing my final paper,




#american healthcare#public school#research paper#healthcare#universal healthcare#fuck ya socialism#smash or pass Carl Marx?#ummm ya this is still a Batman acc
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Maybe it’s time to reblog now that it’s actually pride month (og posted in March cuz funny)

Happy pride month
#pride month#lgbtq#batman#so like when r Tim and Konner gonna kiss DC?#so like when r Cass and Steph gonna kiss DC?#dc comics#so like when r Kitty and Illyana gonna kiss Marvel?#pink kryptonite
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