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Fellas is it gay to be so mentally/emotionally connected with your best friend that you literally morph into one person?

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POV you’re a grown man beefing with a twelve year old

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stop including selina kyle in the batfamily she should be stealing diamonds and talking like a 1930s pre-code vamp and get her pussy eaten by her two weed smoking girlfriends every night and just have a boytoy on the side for when shes bored !!! she is NOT watching those damn kids or dealing with those annoying men !!!!!!

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The JL’s recovering in the watchtower after a long battle. Batman had taken a gnarly hit to the face and was currently holding an ice pack to his forehead, clearly not doing well.

Wonder Woman: Batman, how is your head?

Batman, not able to think straight, automatically going into full Brucie mode: I’ve never had any complaints.

Stifled giggles, endless inappropriate comments from Hal, and general confusion from J’onn ensues.

The Bat-Glare™ is utilised extensively for at least the next week. It still doesn’t stop Hal and Barry from ‘discretely’ making jokes about the moment.

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they’re never beating the bickering old married couple allegations

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MY BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN JASON I LOVE U

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Star Trippin' , Baby

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These two are such clowns.

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Superman: Red & Blue #5 - “Generations” (2021)

by Daniel Warren Johnson

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I think Dick’s social media presence would be exactly like Jack Schlossberg’s. The lip syncing/singing to old pop songs? The strangely thought out rants about anything and everything? The sporadic ballet class clips? Yeah. Like that would 1000% be his online ‘Dickie Grayson’ persona and Gotham would EAT IT UP. He is also called “the people’s princess” in the comments and he gets a cult following that rivals Brucie’s. He definitely goes on random, incredibly nonchalant (yet threatening) political rants that result in astounding applause from his followers. Luthor in particular hates these as he’s the butt of the joke at least 30% of the time. The remaining 70% is split between the entirety of Gotham’s political office. Jack’s posts where he’s speaking to the spirit of Audrey Hepburn? Dick is doing the same shit except it’s just him holding up an old framed photo of a young Jason and monologuing at it for five minutes straight.

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All the videos of Philly after the Eagles won just SCREAM Gotham. Like imagine every time the Gotham Knights win a big game there’s gothamites flooding the streets, climbing buildings, tearing street lights out of the ground, and lighting shit on fire (even more than they already do on a casual tuesday). Imagine the memes online about how ‘win or lose Knights fans end the night by destroying their own city’.

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Something you must remember about Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne is that they spent more than a decade getting locked in Saw traps together and that both of them are intensely and painfully fond and nostalgic about that period of their lives.

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TimKon first kiss!

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really liking batman and robin: year one so far

also i like how bruce pretends everything dick does as robin is perfectly normal but no way he didn't panic the first time this happened

no way he didn't panic the 3045th time this happened either, just learned to hide it better

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im obsessed with the difference between the Wayne family and the Kent family. like i can imagine Clark and Bruce working on some kind of case at the watchtower when Kon storms in angrily talking about how Jon won’t stop whining to play games on his phone and it’s really getting on his nerves and Clark needs to go and tell him off bcs he won’t listen to Kon, and Clark sighs before turning to Bruce with an eye-roll like ‘kids amiright?’ and then they hear a far off scream from Dick on the other end of the watchtower that’s like ‘BRUCE JASON KEEPS DRESSING UP AS NIGHTWING AND KILLING PEOPLE IN BLUDHAVEN AND NOW IM BEING INVESTIGATED FOR FUCKING MURDER AGAIN!’ followed by an evil Jason-like cackle and a crash, and Bruce just grunts and stands up to go investigate with a chuckle, returning Clark’s look like ‘oh don’t i know it haha’ as if the two are in any way comparable and Clark isn’t staring at him like his whole family is insane

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I love when people play with the idea that Dick and Jason are bound together by a father that no longer exists. It's something only they can relate to each other on. If one of them goes down, the surviving one loses the one other person in the world who understood what it was like to have Bruce as a father before trauma flayed the skin from Bruce's bones.

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Just saying Dick’s tendency to put random evidence in his mouth to determine what it is must've been such a pain for Bruce when he was a baby Robin. It probably prompted many panicked calls to Leslie about whether Dick was going to die.