miniaturehumanman
miniaturehumanman
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miniaturehumanman · 16 days ago
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Vlad Messed Up
But Danny did too. Their usual song and dance had seemed so dull and commonplace that neither had noticed the GIW until it was far too late. The resulting experiments and trauma fractured Vlad's core, destabilized Dani and Dan, and resulted in the eventual creation of multiple unstable clones and unstable liminals.
The GIW tried to recreate halfas but no existing halfa was willing to share how they were created. By the time the Fenton Family had found them and destroyed what they could of the GIW all that was left was Danny and his clones; Dani, Dan, and five unnamed and half-formed cores.
Jazz survived their rescue attempt but lost her legs while their mother and father died to get them out. They were not strong or close enough to return to the Infinite, especially after both portals had been destroyed to keep them out of GIW hands.
So instead they went to the sea. The ocean welcomed them, calling to Jazz specifically. Her liminality allowed her to sleep into the water, becoming a small part of the ocean and allowing her to hide her many new siblings. They sank into the deep, the darkest depths of the icy ocean.
The Deep changed them, the vest expanse calling to the ectoplasm within them to change, to grow, to adapt. Jazz grew in size, in threat. Her legs soon replaced by tendrils of watery darkness reaching out into the depths to discover all she needed to know.
Danny grew a long, bioluminescent tentacles as well to better navigate the dark and burrow into safety. The unstable clones; retreated into malformed and far too weak cores were covered in Danny's ectoplasm, an effort to restore and heal them. Eventually Danny continuously coating the cores in ectoplasm had formed protective and nurturing shells around them, much like eggs. But Danny could not go far without risking the eggs and so stayed, continuously breathing and radiating ectoplasm onto them. His tentacles always touching and soothing the eggs.
Because Danny could not leave, Jazz hunted food for them both and explored the depths to bring him tales of what she had seen and what she would show him once their siblings had hatched.
Neither knew just how massive and dangerous they had gotten until one day a very small creature managed to sneak into their den. Danny growled in warning at the little thing, shaking it down to the bones. He almost snatched it up in his teeth, until the luminescence of his spots revealed a very tiny human shaped being. The sight of them shocked him into pausing. Did fairies live underwater?
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miniaturehumanman · 1 month ago
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Gotham's Sunshine Child part 1
No one knew when exactly Danny Fenton had arrived in Gotham. One day, he was just there—a quiet, gangly sixteen-year-old with a ratty backpack, a stitched-up hoodie, and a smile that could melt the icicles off Victor Fries’ heart. The city hadn’t noticed him at first, too preoccupied with surviving itself. But Danny? Danny noticed everything.
And when Gotham finally turned its eyes toward him, it fell in love.
It started with a mugger.
That particular evening, a man with shaky hands and a knife cornered Danny in an alley just off Crime Alley. Standard Gotham fare. But instead of fighting back or running away, Danny had blinked at the mugger, reached into his pocket, and handed over the cash.
"Here. It's not much," he had said, voice warm. "But there's a soup kitchen two blocks from here. Tell Lisa I sent you. She makes killer lentil stew."
The mugger, stunned into silence, had only managed a confused nod before running off.
Three days later, the same man showed up again—cleaned up, holding a broom, working at a local deli. He later admitted to the cops (and a very baffled Red Hood) that “the kid” had told him he could do better. And he believed him.
It didn’t stop there.
A homeless vet who used to sleep under the old train tracks suddenly had a place to stay and a job fixing bikes. When questioned, he simply said, “That kid gave me his sleeping bag and a flier for a mechanic shop hiring. Then he dragged me there himself.”
Danny did that sort of thing all the time.
The Bat-Family was at a loss.
“He’s not a meta,” Tim had insisted after three all-nighters of research and very little caffeine. “Or, well—maybe he is
but that’s not the point. He’s just… a kid.”
“Who’s doing more good than half our rogues’ gallery does damage,” Barbara added.
“He’s too soft for Gotham,” Jason had snapped once, furious after finding Danny curled up on a park bench in December because he’d given away his coat. Again. “This city chews up people like him.”
But oddly enough, Gotham didn't chew him up.
Instead, Gotham protected him.
Word spread fast. You don’t mess with the Sunshine Kid. Thieves wouldn’t rob him. Dealers would steer clear of his usual paths. Kids in gangs would warn others: Don’t touch the kid in the patched-up hoodie. Even the alley cats followed him around like a pack of miniature bodyguards.
One night, Scarecrow tried to gas a block Danny happened to be on.
The gas didn’t work.
Danny had walked right through it, calm and kind, helping others out of the fog with a hand over their mouths and gentle instructions. The toxin, later analysis showed, had no effect on him.
"I don’t scare easy," Danny had told Nightwing afterward with a shrug.
Which made sense, in retrospect—after all, what was fear to a boy who had already died once?
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miniaturehumanman · 1 month ago
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Danny being dragged to a gala, against his will, by Vlad, only he notices that Damian also looks like he wants to be litterally anywhere else, so Danny approaches him.
Danny: Listen, you don't want to be here, I definitely don't want to be here, want to stage a fight so we can both leave.
Damian: ...*cracks his knuckles* You are my new favorite person. *punches Danny in the face*
Danny: *grinning with a bloody nose* Likewise! *punches him back*
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miniaturehumanman · 1 month ago
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Through your eyes
One moment Danny was sitting with Sam and Tucker at the Nasty Burger, and the next he found himself being knocked to the ground. Landing hard on his back, which only added to the disorientated feeling.
Despite his head being shaken he knew what this was. A soulmate body switch. It was something that happened randomly in a person's life—some never even get it at all—with no warning, and lasted for a couple hours. The only visible change that anything is even happening is the fact that the eyes will turn a vibrant white while the two are in each other's bodies.
With his eyes closed Danny tried to take a moment to get his bearings. It was hard to do though when a worried voice suddenly yelled out, "Damian!"
It seems his soulmate's name is Damian, Danny thinks as a thud sounds out next to him, and hands appear on his face and shoulder. Finally opening his eyes he sees a, surprisingly, familiar face. The face of no one other than Dick Grayson. Which is the last person he expected to see.
Wait. Damian? As in Damian Wayne?
Dick, who looked as shocked as Danny feels right now, makes a move that looks like he's going to cover Danny's eyes. Before he can though Danny is breaking free from his grip rolling away from Dick to finally take in the area around him.
Which is a cave. Why is he in a cave? A cave with a frankly massive looking computer? A cave with at least one Batman symbol in every direction he looks? The Batcave? The Batcave.
Oh no.
Looking at Dick, Nightwing his thoughts whisper, looking at him with a strange mix of panic and acceptance. Knowing that there is nothing he can do right now to stop Danny from putting the pieces together.
"So…What's your name?" Dick asks him. Despite the tone being friendly Danny can tell that an interrogation of a lifetime is about to start.
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miniaturehumanman · 1 month ago
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Danny has found out that he tends to stay awake for weeks, if not months, at a time. However, when he does sleep, he needs to sleep for a way longer time than people sleep. Usually about one or three thousand years.
Clockwork and he figure it has to do with his body starting to absorb the Time Amulet that he shoved into his chest; his core, still growing, started to think that this foreign power source was supposed to be taken in, and has started to do so.
Danny's core is still ice, but it's also adapting the power of the Time Amulet to that; basically, Danny is mostly immune to time shenanigans naturally, and the other side effect is a huge influx of power to his core.
Problem; that is a lot of power, and Danny's body needs a lot of time to rest in ghost form to handle it without destabilizing.
So because he doesn't want to miss living his life with his family, he and Clockwork figure something out.
When he gets sleepy, and it's time for him to Sleep frfr instead of just an 8 hour catnap, Clockwork sends him to a different dimension that works on a different timeframe.
He gets a room especially made, hidden from the denizens of that world, full of never-rotting timeless comforts like pillows and blankets, and he gets to sleep.
They repurpose some of the Skeleton Army he won from Pariah Dark to serve him while he rests; they make sure he's clean, that the sheets and pillows are clean, and that snacks and drinks are available for his brief moments of wakefulness.
In this particular world, however, his sleeping chambers have been found, and he's being worshipped as the god of a cult.
They've carved a hole above his chambers, and for the most part haven't been too obtrusive, so the Skeleton Army lets them keep that hole. The cult has been sending food and treasure down, and since the Skeleton Army's primary purpose is to ensure Danny is well-fed whenever he wakes up and comfortable, they allow this.
Then the cult drops Bart Allen in the sleeping chambers, deliberately angling him so that he lands on Danny's pillow-bed, fully intending to use him to both wake up their sleeping god and be a sacrifice.
By the time Wally gets down there, ready to save Bart and defend him, the Skeleton Army is gently trying to pry the sleeping gods arms off of Bart, who has apparently become a living teddy bear for this thing.
"Uh..."
"I think they're trying to save me? This god likes to cuddle, I guess."
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I think he's just super tired. He might let go if you find a good enough replacement."
"Why can't you just phase out?"
"What if I wake him up and he starts searching for me? We gotta find something else he can cuddle with."
So Wally leaves on a quest, darting all over the world and bringing back huge stuffed animals in an attempt to find one that the god will accept as a substitute for Bart.
Bart, meanwhile, is living it up.
The Skeleton Army makes sure he's fed, there's like, a lot of video games that the cult threw down here, and while he is antsy cuz he can't move, at least this is actually the most comfortable bed he's ever been on.
But he is getting kinda bored, and none of the stuffed animals Wally is bringing in are working.
So he texts the Young Justice group chat.
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miniaturehumanman · 1 month ago
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Danny's Hustle Part 2
Title: "Hit of the Day — Part 2: Enter the Bat"
The crowd had started to die down.
Not because people lost interest — far from it. It was just that after two hours of getting walloped by angry Gothamites wielding everything from pool noodles to a frying pan labeled “Justice,” the Joker had finally passed out with a giddy smile on his face and a glittery bruise shaped like a Hello Kitty.
Danny had raked in nearly $6000, most of it in crumpled fives and change. He was packing up when the shadows behind him grew... heavier. Denser. Thicker.
He froze, feeling that chill crawl up his spine. Not ghost-sense. Something worse.
The alley grew quiet. Even the wind seemed to hold its breath.
Then came the voice.
“Explain.”
Danny didn’t need to turn around. He already knew.
“…Hi, Batman,” he said casually, still stuffing the glitter pillowcase full of cash and half-used weapons. “Did you want a turn? I’ll waive the fee for you.”
The Bat didn’t reply. Not verbally, anyway. Instead, there was a soft fwip as the Dark Knight landed silently beside him, the cape rustling like doom incarnate.
Danny turned and met his gaze — well, the intimidating white slits where Batman’s eyes should be.
He held up his hands, glowing faintly green. “Look, it’s not what it looks like.”
Batman’s eyes narrowed. “You tied up the Joker.”
“Yep.”
“You charged citizens to physically assault him.”
“Correct.”
“And then Red Hood participated.”
“That one surprised me, honestly. I thought for sure he would have taken the chance to Kill him.”
Batman was silent again. He stared past Danny at the Joker — still unconscious, now drooling on his own shoulder, someone’s lipstick scrawled across his forehead: I DESERVE THIS.
“I didn’t kill him,” Danny offered helpfully.
“That’s the bare minimum,” Batman growled.
Danny scratched the back of his neck. “I mean… look, I needed cash, Gotham hates this guy, and nobody died. Probably the safest Joker encounter this city’s had in years.”
“You committed extortion.”
“No, no. Voluntary donation in exchange for therapeutic expression.”
“You used a known criminal as a punching bag.”
Danny smiled brightly. “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”
Batman took a step forward. Danny didn’t flinch, but he did shift a little, ready to go intangible if things got too batty.
Then Batman looked down at the Joker, sighed through his nose, and muttered, “He's going to wake up and think this was a dream.”
“Nightmare,” Danny corrected.
Another pause.
“…You’re not from here.”
“Depends. Are you going to arrest me?”
Batman just stared at him.
Danny gave a one-shouldered shrug. “I’m Danny. Just… a kid, okay? And before you growl at me again — I know vigilante justice is your thing, but I’m broke, hungry, and honestly? I don’t think this city minds a little comedy revenge. I kept it clean. Mostly.”
Batman tilted his head. “You restrained the Joker without lethal force. Neutralized him. You kept civilians from real danger. You improvised… uniquely.”
Danny blinked. “Was that almost a compliment?”
“No.”
“Sounded like one.”
Batman’s gaze flicked to Danny’s hands, to the lingering green aura, to his faintly glowing eyes. “Metahuman?”
“…Sort of.”
Another long silence.
Batman finally exhaled and tapped something on his gauntlet. “Clean-up crew is en route. Leave the Joker. Take your money. Get out of Gotham.”
Danny raised an eyebrow. “You’re letting me go?”
“I’m giving you one chance. You seem like you want to help people. Next time, find a better way.”
Danny looked down at the still-giggling Joker, then at the pillowcase full of cash.
“Okay,” he said. “But I’m keeping the glitter pillow.”
Batman said nothing. But Danny swore — swore — the Bat’s cape twitched just slightly in what might have been a suppressed chuckle.
A moment later, the shadows swallowed Batman whole, and he was gone.
Danny stood there, blinking at the spot where he’d been.
“Well,” he muttered, slinging the glitter pillowcase over his shoulder, “that could’ve gone way worse.”
As he turned to leave, he passed a cop approaching the alley, who glanced at Joker and muttered, “What the hell…?”
Danny just gave a friendly wave. “One-day special. Sorry you missed it.”
Then he vanished into the Gotham dusk, already planning his next “fundraiser.”
part 1
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miniaturehumanman · 6 months ago
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How to Kidnap a Corpse
So here’s a DP x spn crossover idea I have. So basically, something happens and the Winchester brothers come across infinite realm ghosts. Vlad specifically (could be just him, could be others.) and they get separated. They try everything they can think of but none of their tricks work on Vlad. He treats the holy water like normal water, can cross salt lines, unbothered by the numerous chants they’ve tried or sigils they write, and any of their actual weapons such as guns, silver, iron, holy metal or other, even a good old fist to the face, just pass right through him. They have NEVER encountered a creature like this before. They don’t even know what it is. But whatever it is has a myriad of powers they’ve never seen before and is pretty much invincible. And then they get separated. (Maybe in the ghost zone, maybe in some random location. Maybe they were trapped in Walker’s ghost prison for being ‘illegal humans’ and Vlad is acting Warden or wants an object from them? Who knows?) So Sam is running from this…creature and Danny ends up seeing this happen and decides to help out when it appears Vlad might kill him. And Sam has no idea why a clearly supernatural creature is helping him, especially since he thinks they might be the same species?? But he keeps running. And then at some point Sam is cornered again and Danny takes a hit meant for the guy (maybe at first Danny was just tackling Vlad and Sam thought it was some kind of territorial thing and while it was supicious the second creature kept putting itself between Sam and the first creature, he chalked it up to a coincidence because there was no reason for it to help him) and a strike was about to hit Sam but Danny, after being thrown down in the opposite direction, very clearly throws himself between Sam and the hit, taking it himself. And tells Sam to run. This changes the tide of battle as before they were kinda even but now Danny is injured. So Sam runs while the second humanoid creature distracts the first (a little bitter because it appeared to be a kid) and then practically crashed into Dean. And they have the chance to get away but Sam stops him and explains about the other creature who saved him. Saying they couldn’t just leave him there. Besides, it looked like a kid. And Obviously Dean is ready to leave. (If they did have an object Vlad wanted, it was lost long ago in the fight and not worth their lives. But maybe they just interrupted his business and he didn’t want witnesses.) So Dean is convincing his brother to leave when they hear a noise and both immediately hide and then look out to see the first hostile creature dragging the unconscious form of the second creature away and the second creature is clearly injured. And looks like a kid. Maybe 15 years old.
And then a green portal opens up that gives off the most ominous presence, enough to make a shiver go down their spines, and the first creature is dragging the injured, young second creature through and so Dean says fine and gives in but makes it clear he’s only helping so they can figure out what the fudge those things are. So they get Danny away from Vlad. Maybe they shoot Vlad and it actually works because Vlad wasn’t expecting it and didn’t phase through it, or maybe they hit him right when the portal closed and it distracted him, maybe it’s just an outright smoke bomb kidnapping and they just bolt? But basically, they do something and now Vlad is gone and they have an unconscious, glowing, bleeding teenager. So they just kinda…manhandle the body into the Impala and really, they should not have as much experience manhandling unconscious, corpse like bodies into their car, but they do. So now they have an unconscious and injured unknown creature who is likely a child of the unknown species and Dean figures that at the very least, if they are helping him they‘ll figure a few things out so as they are trying to use medical supplies to fix up the scratches and burns and stop the oozing, glowing green substance flowing from the kids wounds that they think is his blood. Dean is also doing research on what the heck they just fought. As well as poking the unconscious teen with various things. Now that he isn’t phasing through them. Iron? No. Silver? No. Holy water? Nah, just passes right over the skin like normal water. Salt? Nah. What about fire? “Dean!”
“What?”
And so the experiments/impromptu surgery happens and it’s not like they can take the kid to a normal hospital so they go to see Bobby. And he just sees the two brothers awkwardly trying to drag a glowing body out of the Impala that is covered in amateur bandaging and leaking a green substance over everything. If this is a point in the series where Cas is present, he shows up later (likely was also separated from the brothers during the fight and then reunited with them at the car as they are running to it while carrying the unconscious Danny. Or maybe shows up at the car after the battle, sees them, and is like, what is that?) and Cas can’t even identify what Danny is. Not a demon. He doesn’t sense a malevolent presence from him. But not fully human either. Too strong. And a connection to death? (Did Vlad or anyone se mention they were ghosts and the Winchester’s just didn’t believe them/thought the creature was messing with him?) uuhhhh…I’m not sure if he’s breathing but the blood hasn’t stopped flowing. Ghost? Zombie?
“He’s too….alive to be a zombie.”
“He’s too alive to be a ghost!”
Cas says he’s closer to an angel than anything but something’s still off. And he doesn’t have any grace.
“Wouldn’t a graceless angel just be a human?”
So when Danny finally wakes up it’s going to be ✨interesting✨. But basically, Danny stays in Phantom form and the Winchesters have no idea he’s part human. Even if Danny does change to his human form, they just think it’s some kind of shapeshifting ability. (Does Danny tell them and they don’t believe him? Does he keep it secret? Does he think they already know/figure if they accept his ghost side there’s no need to hide the human part and just, not bother hiding it but they don’t pick up context clues?). So they now have a baby…thing…join them.
Is this a bad Fenton parents universe and Danny ran away? Nasty burger incident and Danny was running from Vlad? Is this Danny on ‘vacation’ with his Godafther and prefers spending time with the Winchesters Until he has to go home rather than the fruitloop? Does Danny just disappear because he was injured/saved and his parents just haven’t realised it yet? Is Danny jumping between the Winchesters and Amity? Who knows!
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miniaturehumanman · 7 months ago
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Phantom has a power he refuses to use in front of any other hero.
Not because it's too powerful or anything like that.
No.
No, because while he can't hear it, apparently Ghostly Wail sounds like the screams of loved ones dying. It's his death scream, but it distorts when others hear it.
Instead of him, they hear their loved ones.
So no, he's not hiding it because of an 'Oh the darkness inside of me you wouldn't understand, this pain I bear' middle schooler syndrome thing, he's hiding it because that's really, really fucked up.
Until one day, he and another hero are in a trap.
The villain has accounted for everything, all of their powers or gadgets, except the Wail.
So.
Danny turns, looks at the other hero, and gives him an apologetic look.
Then, he turns to the villain, and lets out the Wail.
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miniaturehumanman · 7 months ago
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The Observants have a job for Dan. They tell him to consider it Community Service.
There's a speedster that doesn't seem to care whether he lives or dies, who's brash actions could easily lead to either of those outcomes, who needs to be reigned in.
Is that speedster already getting help for thinking like that?
Yes.
Is it enough for the Observants?
No.
If Bart Allen dies before the age of thirty, so do most futures, and they want Dan to pull an Ebenezer Scrooge Fever Dream.
They need him to pretend to be Death itself.
They are even willing to give him a huge powerboost, temporarily, to do it.
Dan agrees to do it.
Because the Observants don't really have a solid grasp on what is morally okay to do to humans, and this seems like the lesser of two evils.
He's just gotta be as creepy as possible.
Also drag it out.
Okay so most of the reason he wants to do this is because it sounds funny to terrorize a kid, sue him he's bored.
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Bart goes to his favorite burger joint after a successful mission, ready to eat only the best double bacon cheeseburgers, and as he takes that first delicious bite...someone slides into the booth with him.
They're massive. Green skin, built like a brick shithouse, white fire hair, and really, red eyes, and pointy ears.
They're humming a soft, friendly tune that seems to echo in the restaurant, and very suddenly Bart realizes that he and this stranger are the only ones present.
"Hello Impulse," the man says, all smiles. "Never thought I'd get to see you in person. In the F̶̯̀l̶̨̂e̷̤͌s̴͚̓h̶͓͝.̵̢̉."
Bart swallows the bit of burger in his mouth.
"Uh...hey." He says, taking another bite. This weird dude is probably another villain, but he isn't gonna let that stop him from refueling.
"Can I get your Autograph?" The man says, voice lilting and that smile far more predatory. "I'm a big fan...been following you for a L̸̺̓o̶̡͛n̶̻͌g̴̛̫ ̵̠͗T̴͎̉i̴̬̎m̵̦̓e̷̟̽."
There's a small postcard featuring Impulse on it laid down on the table.
A postcard from a different timestream, as the city behind that Impulse definitely no longer exists in this one.
Bart is out of the booth and readying for a fight between one breath and the next.
"You think you're the scariest villain of the week?" Bart quips, "Nah man, you're not even like, top fifty."
Using SuperSpeed, he grabs the man's stupid hoodie and...
And...
He didn't grab the hoodie.
How did he not grab the...it was like, right there?
Oh great. The villain is intangible.
"...A lot of people think they can beat me," the stupid villain says, grabbing Bart's soda (so rude) and taking a sip. "But no one's outrun me yet."
Bart darts forward, vibrating his molecules so that he, too, in intangible. Maybe if they're both in the same state, he can hit this guy!
But the villain isn't there anymore.
Neither is the rest of Bart's burger.
The crinkle of paper behind him lets him know that not only did the Villain out-speed him, but is eating his burger.
Bart turns on his heel and rushes at the guy again.
He dodges.
"Slow."
Bart swipes at his burger trying to get it back.
The villain disappears and reappears behind him again.
"Sloppy."
Bart finally throws a punch, done with this bullshit.
It's caught midair, dragged past the villain, and he's kicked across the restaurant.
"Alright, no more playing!" Bart snaps, hauling himself up entering the Speedforce, the world slowing down around him.
Except.
For.
The.
Villain.
The villain pretends to be frozen in time, grabs Bart by his neck, and slams him on the ground.
Bart gets up, only for the man's other hand to swipe out and...that's a sickle.
He saw them being used by farmers, in one of the realities he visited.
He barely dodges, a burning, icy cold cut slicing across his face.
For the first time since any of this started, Bart...
Bart is scared.
This prompt is brought to you by this scene (THIS IS A LINK TO THE SCENE IN YOUTUBE) from The Last Wish.
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miniaturehumanman · 7 months ago
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Ridiculous Dead Serious idea:
Danny is in some kinda competition that Damian is also in, and they’ve been sniping at each other back and forth throughout the whole thing.
Until one day Danny goes, “You want me so bad it makes you look stupid!”
And Damian stops. Considers. Interrogates himself and his motivations like a good detective. Has a facial journey as he goes through the five stages of grief.
Danny was expecting a snide comeback and now he is legitimately worried he’s somehow triggered the snooty rich kid. Trying to decide if he wants to apologize or awkwardly make his way out of the room to give him time to recover.
Damian sorta hates himself because… yeah, yeah he does. He is attracted to the bratty little fucker and has been… pulling pigtails? Antagonizing to remain in his thoughts and field of vision, to watch his face get red and his breath quicken, to make him lean aggressively into his space and growl at him???
Damian is horrified. How did he misjudge himself so badly? Is this how mother felt when she discovered that Father was a complete mess and only fell more in love?
“Uh, dude? Are you… okay?” Danny reaches hesitantly towards him but doesn’t quite touch.
“No,” Damian says, schooling his face into a bland mask. “In fact, I may need you to support me.”
Panic flits across his companion’s face. He rushes to his aid, ducking against his side. His arm wraps around Damian’s back and a hand settles on his waist. Too gullible.
Damian mourns his own good sense.
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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DCxDP Prompt
There are a series of unspoken rules on the watchtower and one of those rules is no unnecessary usage of powers.
Which makes sense when you have to pick up the several dozen scattered papers that are sent flying whenever a speedster dashes past!
But the issue is, Phantom's default state is floating separated from gravity, he has to consciously focus to stay on the ground and stay within gravity's control. It gets harder and harder the more he has exhausted his powers or the more tired he is.
There has been more then on occasion in which he either lost focus or fallen asleep and began to float only to scolded as if he was still in high school! He has tried to explain it to several heroes, that he isn't technically using his powers when he was floating but it hasn't really stuck.
It probably wouldn't go well either if he also mentioned tangibility and visibility were also not his default state of being…
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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Dc x Dp Prompt
Is my classmate a secret love child of a rouge?!?!
Tim drake knew he was odd, with dark circles blacker than black holes, and skin as pale as Elsa’s, but some how this kid made him perplexed.
Danny Fenton was a genuine mystery. The first time he met the boy, was in the police department, asleep on one of the couches. He was waiting to be questioned about a mugging (because he was NOT a gothamite and actually went to the police about it) and fell asleep, and Tim was alarmed when he touched the boy’s paper- white skin and it was ICE COLD. Like- Tim probably would have been stuck to the ice if it was actually there, kind of cold. Yet, the boy was alive. His slow, too slow to be normal, breathing proved that.
Tim met him a second time in a college class, which they apparently shared? He was wide wake, with 3 cans of Red Bull and 2 cans of monster, and SOMEHOW Alive. How does someone genuinely do that? Then, he mentioned something about his parents during a group project.
“Yeah, my parents lab had ‘safety suggestions’ but they never followed them. Honestly it’s a miracle I’m still here.” He said. Then, as he thought no one was looking, but TIM WAS LOOKING, he accidentally froze his drink.
Tim froze up.
Mr Freeze has a son?!
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Tim slammed the door open to the batcave, where the whole family was, and shouted “FREEZE HAS A KID?!?
(No, he doesn’t. Danny has NO CLUE what is happening, or why Tim Drake is so inquisitive, but he didn’t care. Gotham was full of weirdos, including himself. Tim is having a mental crisis that is not nessesary. Freeze is wondering why the hell the bats are talking about a kid. He doesn’t HAVE a kid. )
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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Ok ok ok so hear me out. I've seen a lot of stories and prompts where the Joker is scared of Danny. But honestly? Big scary ghost? Whatever, doesn't phase him. He's seen scarier. He's done scarier. Try again.
But you know what has been actually proven to scare the Joker? The IRS. So imagine this man's utter horror when one day an IRS agent just appears in his hideout and lets him know that he still owes them money. The agent gives him a deadline to pay his remaining taxes then leaves.
Joker immediately starts scrambling. He needs to come up with this money fast. No way he's making an enemy out of the IRS. But before that, Johnny? Find my accountant and give him the most painfully funny death you can think of.
For the next few days, Joker is running around, trying to collect the remaining money that he owes but he still doesn't have enough. As the IRS agent so helpfully reminds him every time he shows up.
On the day of the deadline Joker is still just short of what he owes so he pulls out his trump card. Begging.
That's how Batman finds one deranged clown killer on his hands and knees begging for a loan or at the very least some protection and he is utterly confused. It's at that moment when a young man appears out of nowhere.
"I'm sorry. It looks like you still haven't paid all of your taxes," he says in a frighteningly cheerful voice before he grabs the Joker by his collar and drags him into the shadows.
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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After losing a bet, Danny has to spend some time acting as a maid for Tucker (including wearing a full maid dress, where the heck did you even get that, Tucker??)
And as if that wasn’t mortifying enough, it turns out that he accidentally was visible through a partially-open door during one of Tucker’s streams.
Tim Drake choked on his drink. There, hidden in the background of a tech streamer he’d been watching, was the cutest boy he’d ever seen, wearing a maid dress.
He immediately queued up a sizable donation and a message.
And now it was Tucker’s turn to choke on his drink at what he saw show up on screen.
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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Ghost Beauty Standards
So what if ghosts have their own scale for beauty?
Waxy pale skin, half-lidded eyes, empty eyes, colorless lips, ashen complexion, and sunken cheeks.
These are considered the most attractive features of a ghost without the extra bells and whistles.
Tim did not know this when he sat at his desk after pulling a week straight of sleepless case-solving and his desk neighbor was staring at him.
Danny had never seen anyone more beautiful until he noticed Tim. He looked like he could drop dead at any moment. Did he even drink water? Eating?
Those beautiful glassy vacant eyes made Danny blush. He couldn't take his eyes off him.
When class ended Tim sat up Danny heard his back crack from his still position. Thoughts of rigor mortis filled his head and the sound of popping bones was almost a turn-on. Danny didn't even know what that said about him.
Danny had to consider what to do next to tame his feelings. He could stop his attraction by helping his classmate improve his health. Or he could satisfy his urges by courting him.
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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Little Snippets #5
Okay, so maybe Danny screwed up a little big. He was just trying to train some of his powers in secret. Really. And sure, just because he wanted to test the limits of what he could do, he tested and trained with a powered he swore he wasn't going to ever use on anyone.
But that kind of turned out to be one of his worst mistakes.
He was pretty sure Jazz was probably posting missing person posters. Maybe he parents were also wrecking havoc over Amity, leaving literally no stone unturned to find him. And his he didn't even want to image what his ghost gallery of rogues were up to with him missing.
Now he really regretted that he started training in secret without telling anyone.
Because now... here he was stuck in a doll sitting on some weird guys shelf that apparently used him as therapy doll and was talking to him. Or maybe the other was talking more to himself than Danny stuck in the doll.
Either way Danny was stuck and currently had no idea what to do, and his attempts in making the move doll didn't work as much as he hoped for. It took him an entire night to move his doll body from the shelves to the windowsill.
Tim swore the doll he had picked up on a whim as a mission souvenir was hunted. He swore he had placed the doll on his shelf several times now, but each morning he found it somewhere else.
He had contemplated installing cameras but fos some reasons his electronics stopped working at night. He had told Dick about it.
And what does he older brother do?
Ask him how much he slept the past week.
He sleeps enough, thank you very much. His sleep schedule was a mess but he sleeps and he functions.
The amount of energy drinks and coffee he consumes has noting to do with that.
Still Tim sat on the couch the doll placed on the table before him as he stared it down like it was a criminal he was going to interrogate.
"I know you can move..." he muttered behind his folded hands as his eyes narrowed. "I will figure out what your deal is..."
Behind him Dick looked worried at his younger sibling, wondering if he should get the tranquilizer gun. "Guys... I think he has one of these phases again..."
Jason next to him scoffed with his arms crossed, already planning on tipping Alfred off to restrict Tim's coffee and energy intake.
Damian only clicked his tongue, watching the older teen. "So Drake finally lost it."
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miniaturehumanman · 8 months ago
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:) Heyyy you gremlins of the Forest, seas and alleyways! I have sustenance for youu
🌊💧🐚 Siren Everlasting trio + Dan and Ellie 🐚💧🌊
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So now on to the plot! Danny with Sam and Tucker [+ fetus Dan and Ellie] have to leave their world and before they can get out the GIW got Danny by being turned over by his parents and in clear Dc X Dp fashion we traumatize the fuck out of this boy and after the traumatizing Sam and Tucker break into the GIW base and ‘Take care of’ ( Kinda Yandere Sam and Tucker let’s go! ) and they take him ( he already has Ellie and dans core in him so….three for one deal ) and they head to clockworks place and explains the problem and what do they do now???
And for clockworks side of this he knows they can’t stay in the ghost zone because even if Sam and Tucker are extremely practically ghost at this point and will most definitely be ghost when they die ( but that in the FAR future because ✨ecto-contamination✨ ) but they are still considered human enough to the point they can’t stay in the ghost zone so they can’t stay with here but there is a deserted mostly water planet where the inhabitants ( this is where the presume aliens come in) are like the sea animals that live there but more alien and stuff and due to the ecto their body can adapt to the environment and with his powers he can make it almost instantly so that would work { sorry if this is a bit of word vomit I don’t know what do word it }
And Sam and Tucker are chill with plan because they get everything they want with this
They get
To stay with the love of their lives (and afterlives)
get to have their children (yes they have already claimed Ellie and Dan as their children and NO ONE can stop them) safe and cared for
Have their Love heal and be safe
And with the added bonus with beatass new siren like forms that they can use to protect their love
So their good with this plan and Danny just wants him and his family ( Sam and Tucker his Lovers and Ellie and Dan his children) to be safe and happy so he’s also chill with this and they tell clockwork as much he opens a portal to said planet and as soon as Sam, Tucker and Danny step into the water they turn into their more siren/mermaid like form
Danny’s form is a lot more white beta fish
Tucker’s is more shark like 
Sam’s form looks more like a eels
They all are pretty big compared to humans or well normal humans, Now onto their home/cave it is in the more deep part of waters and Danny spends a lot of time in the cave due to being pregnant with Ellie and Dan + Sam and Tucker protectiveness, well Sam and Tucker are hanging around him or are getting food….and that’s all I can I think of for now but probably going to add more after post
Now onto the DC part of this so someone or something alerts the JL about a planet that is not supposed to have sentient life so a team ( Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, aqua man) go to check it out and they end up in a submarine and are trying to find where that sentient life is so this can go two ways for how The everlasting trio and the JL meet
The FIRST way that the team is in the submarine and get a little bit to close to the cave for Sam’s and tuckers likings ( which is no where near Danny and the baby’s did I mention that in these forms that their instincts kick into overdrive and add that with pregnant Lover not a good combo ) and so Sam and Tucker take the only option in is situation which is slap it around enough so what’s in side of it to drown *Cue Instincts yelling for them to take the body’s and feed them to pregnant mate* and for the JL point of view in this their just waving their way through the water trying to find what is making the sensor go off and all the sudden their being beating around the water by the looks of it two giant alien mer-people that are clearly pissed off about something and this goes on for a few minutes and the submarine is about to start taking on water if the mer-Aliens don’t stop hitting the sub!!! And while this was happening Danny is taking a nap ( which Sam and Tucker were to before the JL showed up ) and Danny wakes up because he hears….yelling??? So still a bit tired he gets out from the cave to find where they are and he finds them beating a sub around like their playing catch so of course he interrupts and now back to the JL view point they see a third mer-alien and it seems to be upset about something and almost immediately the other two stop hitting the sub to go comfort the third one….that is showing and they all have this collective thought “So that why they were so upset! We got to close to the baby’s!” And that’s about it for the first way this could go
The SECOND way is that Danny just swimming outside the cave ( Sam and Tucker are doing…something ) and he comes across this sub and of course he’s curious about it so he goes to check it out and for the JL this showing mer-alien just comes up to the sub and starts to swim around it and seems curious about it while letting out chips and hums ( in these forms talking sounds like chips/hums/growl ) and when they try to make contact they seem to understand what their trying to convey until their mates show up and their very upset…
And now time for the details of design for Danny I’m thinking this
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But instead of legs because you know… mer person ( and the jewelry is given to him by Sam and Tucker instincts go brrr)
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And this is is the kinda fish I’m thinking Danny’s form takes after
For Sam I’m thinking but just get rid of the bag and lantern and cling the dress around her hips and make it shorter and that really what I’m thinking
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For the top {I really can’t find anything for tucker and Sam that I’m thinking for this so..} and this is the pic for the tail but of course make it purple and black…yes I know there are pics of purple and black eels this one is the search that looks like it’s not going to steal my soul 
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And for tucker….I really can’t find what I’m thinking about so you just get words this time so his just shirtless that’s it maybe he has a few arm bands and some fabric around his waist but that really it for his thought process
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Oh and here’s the pic that I’m thinking his mer half takes after
And that’s about it for my thoughts hope you gremlins like it byeeee
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