myawkwarduniverseandme
myawkwarduniverseandme
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I'm socially inept and your future neighbourhood cat lady.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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Don`t tell me that he died happy in Emma´s arms. Just 30 seconds of happiness is not enough after all his awfull life. Regina stole Emma and Grahan their happy endings!!!
Never forget that.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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ok every conversation with this dragon
merlin: what do i do
dragon: there's this vague enigmatic thing i'm trying to imply
merlin: no but really
dragon: you're meant for great things but you have to do them in partnership with someone else
merlin: srsly dude what do i do
dragon: arthur
dragon: you do arthur
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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My Arrow Christmas List:
More Roy and Felicity
More Roy and Thea
More Thea and Oliver
More Diggle being the captain of SS Olicity because I don't care that this already happens in like every scene where they are all together, I need more.
More Roy and Diggle shipping Olicity harder than the fandom.
Felicity and Thea scenes
More Momma Smoak
More Oliver and Momma Smoak
More Thea
More Laurel working towards being more badass because apparently she's growing on me.
For Olicity to be endgame eventually.
For Emton. Wait Emton is real life. Does that count? Oh well, I freaking love Colton and Emily. They are so adorable. I need someone to be my friend like that.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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I have this head canon that Roy and Felicity argue like siblings but really when it comes down to it he’ll let her save him from the brunt of Oliver’s anger and she won’t admit it but she secretly likes that he’s just as wrapped around her little finger as Oliver and Digg are.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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What the actual fuck.
Every Arrow fan after the ending of The Secret Origin Of Felicity Smoak
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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Dr "I put verbs in my sentences" Phil
Jeremy "Shut up" Kyle
Steve "I'm going to throw a chair" Wilkos
Also known as my friday night. 
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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All I’m gonna say is Reamy better not disappoint me because Kiam is shit and I only like 1 half of Karmy at this point…
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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I know you can follow all of three blogs and eventually one of them will start dropping porn onto your dash but I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t expect the first porn item on my dashboard to be Batman and Superman.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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I’ve fallen into a Gremma shaped hole of heartbreak and angst and have thus made a survival checklist;
1. Find the fanfiction. 2. Read the fanfiction. 3. Write the fanfiction. 4. Repeat steps 1, 2 & 3. 5. Drink a mocha and cuddle my dog. 6. Find my sanity. 7. Avoid the Merthur tags at all cost. 8. Ignore step 7. 9. Attempt to re-find my sanity. 10. Give up and go back to step 1.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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My summer playlist has officially been taken hostage by Vance Joy, George Ezra, A Great Big World and Of Monsters And Men.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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I just watched The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter and this is NOT okay.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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Sometimes I want to get married to my favourite character from a TV show or a movie and then I remember he's fictional and I'm a lesbian.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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I need Australia to be in line with the rest of the world when it comes to television shows and for Sherlock to stop ruining my life.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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I wish there was a university class called Intro to Making Friends. Then again I'm so awkward I probably wouldn't even show up out of fear that I would have to talk to people...
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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When I'm home alone at night and I hear the side gate rattle I go from "oh it's windy outside isn't the breeze lovely" to "holy shit please don't kill me" in like two point five seconds.
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myawkwarduniverseandme · 11 years ago
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Sometimes my mother refers to me as Wednesday Addams to her friends. It always make me feel like I'm on point.
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