#superman vs batman

[crack-canon]

Superman V Batman but genderbent

Batwoman: Tell me, do you bleed?

Superwoman:

Superwoman: Only every month

[pansen1802]

commissions!

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Bruce gives progressively worse and worse interviews to farm boy Clark Kent just to troll his best friend.

[thevoidstaredback]

Do you guys think that the kids know Batman and Superman fought each other (to the death, basically) before the Justice League?

Like

Do the kids know that their respective dads tried to kill each other once upon a time? Do they know that Wonder Woman almost couldn't stop them?

(I am, ofc, talking about Batman vs. Superman)

(correct me if I'm wrong, btw, it's been a minute since I last watched the movie)

[nat-ter]

ok another weirdly specific ask but DOES ANYONE HAVE THE PICTURE OF THAT BEHIND THE SCENE WHERE HENRY CAVILL BUNCHED UP THE CAPE TO THE SIDE AND DRAPE IT OVER HIS ARM??? THIS IS NOT A DRILL PPL PLS I NEED THAT PICTURE TO BREATHE

[rawdickulousreturn]

[worldsfinestpowercouple]

Current marvel movies:look at this villian we gender swap. It's wow it's now it's empowering!

Meanwhile, DC movies: not all our movies will be great, but we're comic book accurate.

[herosenordem]

[myarts11]

[lehoodcollector]

Batman vs. Superman! This voiceover is crazy!

[juridical-angel-blog]

[judgehoschi]

RIP Kevin Conroy voice of Batman

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Fuck marry kill fics starring batman as the long suffering victim of his fellow compatriots desire to play silly games are hysterical.

“You’re turn B! Fuck, marry, or kill anonymous, unknown, or Bruce Wayne?”

Batman drops his head on to the table with a resounding thump. “Just kill me now,” he grumbles lowly as he gets up and he walks out of the room with no further explanation.

[thevoidstaredback]

Apparently, I forgot that The Flash and Green Arrow fought. Flash won.

Now that I've rediscovered that little tidbit, and I'm procrastinating on sleep, here's a list of Batman fighting other heroes (a loose term that is) and who won! (All canon, btw)

Batman vs. Superman - Batman

Batman vs. Spawn - Spawn

Batman vs. Nightwing - Nightwing

Batman vs. Green Lantern (Guy) - Batman

Batman vs. Aquaman - Aquaman

Batman vs. Batgirl - Batman

Batman vs. Batgirl - Batgirl

Batman vs. Wildcat - Tie

Batman vs. Catwoman - Catwoman

Batman vs. Jonah Hex - Jonah

Bruce Batman vs. Jean-Paul Batman - Bruce

Batman vs. Robin (Damian) - Robin

Batman vs. Hawkman - Hawkman

Batman vs. Wonder Woman - Wonder Woman

Batman vs. Red Hood - Red Hood

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Batman

Batman vs. Master Splinter - Tie (I'm pretty sure)

I was gonna round it out evenly with Batman fighting all of his kids, but I can't find him fighting Steph (not his kid, but his kid), Tim or Duke.

I might add to this, I might not. Please do leave Hero v. Hero fights in the comments, though, I wanna see who wins

[henrycavillonlinesource]