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BNA except it’s bedrock bros.

(au, also i love BNA)

Shirou is Techno duh, a mighty wolf centuries old, ‘the silver wolf’ but in this case he’d be the blood god, the blood wolf, the red wolf, who is just happy to see hybrids/beastmen get along with one another and Tommy is Michiru.

Tommy is a golden furred Tanuki who insists he’s a raccoon despite Techno saying ‘Raccoons have stripes and you don’t have them that makes you a Tanuki.’

And Wilbur? Is Tommy’s brother, his best friend who willingly let himself get experimented on who let himself become a beastmen for the fame and the power and— and did he leave Tommy behind in the end to do it? Yes but it was for the greater good, Tommy has to understand him! He has too.

Phil would be the mayor, a long old friend of Techno’s who is also aware of his identity and can only shake his head and turn a wing when Techno’s anger rises but also smiles when Tommy arrives because this means a new friend for his friend.

(Ah and Kuro the little crow in the show? would definitely be a little gift from Phil to watch over Techno, all though better words would be to Spy)

Tommy gets into the city the same way michirou does he’s running and cornered by hunters, he’s not much of a fighter at the time but he’s damn willing to try when he encounters a mink or weasel (i’m not changing the design animal here.)

Eret who helps him into the city only to later pickpocket him with the help of a friend during the festival stealing his student ID which says, says he’s human. but now he can’t prove it thanks to the pickpocket.

The festival lights up quite literally there’s a loud explosion that ends it early which leads to Tommy’s meeting with Techno, Tommy like the Tanuki he is had been messing around in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Techno blames him until one muffling screeching raccoon later and a scent trail he realises it was the work of three unimportant figures in the grand scheme of things which Techno absolutely knocks out and deals with they are unimportant.

Techno takes or rather yet kidnaps Tommy with him to meet Niki and Puffy a lovely couple who are part of the association for new comers giving Tommy a very small room and the realisation that Tommy’s social worker until he settles is Techno.

I’m still trying to place some roles together like gran grandma, (the rabbit mafioso) or the orca..but imagining Tommy discovering his new powers and choosing to be beastman over human to save others and Techno would definitely be heartwarming.

(Considering the orca dude to be quackity cause if i remember right the orca dude was just trying to protect his daughter? so make this quackity and slimesicle.)

(what animal would dream be?? Guys pleaaase i’d love him to be that hyena dude in the show but with an entirely different role)

Actually dream would be that sylvasta guy, all about ‘pure blooded beastmen’ and ‘my family hunted your clan.’

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nobody ever talks about it but, Tim must have had stockholm syndrome right?? (actually yes the four joker junior fans are talking about it)

I mean… he was with Joker for a while right?? (It’s just my stupid headcanon anyway but still.)

No i’m not going to elaborate.

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posting my PJO short oc comic au (Except it’s Percy’s perspective of how they met)

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you know how sbi are vampires and Tommy is the occasional werewolf? Well this except as Tommy gets older they come to the realisation they can’t turn him into a vampire and as the centuries pass they have to watch their little brother grow old and die when they had never had to deal with the pain of losing someone who wasn’t immortal.

(I HC werewolves age EXTREMELY slow, like decades old slow but vampires are immortal.)

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the DC fandom has given me something great so in return i will give something great back.

My Four am stupidity.

HAIR- featuring lex luthor.

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Imagine Starscream is just like mocking bumblebee like “Oh who’s the runt of the autobots? you are yes you are!”

And Bumblebee is getting more and more infuriated.

That is.

Until Megatron joins in laughing his aft off and Bumblebee can’t take it anymore so he turns around, grabs Megatron by the wrist and just flips him over his shoulder and says as loudly as he can. “Who’s the runt of the decepticons! you are! yes you are.”

Stunned. silence from literally EVERYONE.

Jazz: Did you know he could do that?

Blaster: I didn’t know he could do that, did you?

Jazz: No.

Optimus in the background is laughing so hard he’s fallen over.

(Megatron was closest to bumblebee making him thus, his victim but i’m sure Bumblebee would have gone for Starscream if he were a little closer)

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I need ‘peter parker dies au and Tony creates android version to cope with the stress.’ but it’s extremely fcked up and it’s like Hank and Connor from deviant.

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“Bruce said we could have as many flowers as we wanted.”

One is marigold

And the other a buttercup.

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Something about certain pollen being an aphrodisiac

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Jason trying to be competitive and inclusive: Its me who definitely has the worst relationship with Bruce

Damian: I would argue me

Tim: Do i not exist?

Dick stood in the corner smiling: :) Good job guys!

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Not even in the ‘oopsie daisy’ kind of way but the full blown twenty flights of stairs way, make sure it’s WE stairs too.

On live TV.

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Okay but imagine.

Imagine one time, Tim’s makeup slips, ever so slightly, the makeup he uses to hide the fact that villains can in fact punch him and he’s human and he has to go to a gala.

And.

Well, someone catches on at the gala, takes a picture and posts it on social media with the caption ‘Bruce wayne abusing his kids??’ And there’s NO WAY to explain tim’s injury.

Because…

Dick was a little acrobat, if he got injured they could explain it on him climbing chandeliers, or statues and falling without a mat like the idiot he is, Jason is out of the picture and Damian? is a little terror nobody wants to interact with.

Cass scares everybody off anyway.

So Tim? the picture perfect CEO who doesn’t do any dangerous stunts publicly? oh goodness dear!

And suddenly Bruce has way too many eyes on him and Tim’s excuse? ‘i fell down the stairs’ and Jason is cackling because that’s the most stereotypical excuse ever but Tim really can’t think of any other excuse that doesn’t sound like Bruce is beating him.

Thankfully one time, he does actually trip down the gala stairs and ends up with a bruise on his forehead so large it looks like someone took a bat to his head, so, when it’s reviewed, everyone begins misinterpreting Tim as the ‘clumsy child’ behind closed doors that Bruce had managed to keep safe this entire time and the entire thing blows over.

Still looking back, whenever they get into an argument tim will yell “AT LEAST I DON’T ABUSE MY KIDS!”

(a funny take on ‘batman abuses his kids’)

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Peter, not slept in 2 days and on a minecraft binge: no, no Mr. Stark dont turn the lights off or else the mobs will spawn

Tony, standing by the labs light switch: the who

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Except it’s thor

Part 2: (Peter parker clone au, Thunderdad)

Imagine Loki walking in on Peter just trying to find one of his nano spider bots and he picks up Mjölnir as casual as possible puts it down and carries on and like a chihuahua or a small dog, Loki is fucking shaking like yesssssssss.

Because Thor doesn’t know and none of the others do and imagine the power he has with it, so with much bribery he manages to convince Peter to prank his biological father.

And que a series of unfortunate events (yes this is a goddamn reference go watch the show.)

Peter moves it one morning and Thor is utterly baffled because he knows he put it there, he searches around for it and when Thor is in the lab, Peter moves it back, he’s even more confused.

After a battle, Peter has a chance to web it away while nobody is looking, when Thor looks back it’s gone, he panics, has the whole team search and when they come back it’s there again, he believes it’s loki and forces Loki to demonstrate that he cannot pickup Mjölnir and he proves he cannot.

so he is even more confused.

Peter is giggling away with his uncle.

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When people put ace the hound on the backburner for titus :(

my baaaaaby

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Alien reversal au (other parts on my page)

(How bruce and hal first met)

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal: “So buddy…”

Bruce hissing already before he lunges.

Hal: “GET THE TRANQ. GET THE TRANQ.”

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Alfred: “I assure you Master Bruce is nothing to be scared of,”

Hal sporting scratches under and all over his jaw and chin and a split lip: “Yeah?”

Bruce already bristling, his shadowy form getting ready for round two while Hal loads up the ring with a tranquilliser.

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life