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jor-el was kara’s favorite person growing up

there was a huge age gap between zor-el and jor-el meaning that when kara was born, jor-el was only about 16 (the same age she is when kal-el is born) and he is just so cool to her

he taught her curse words when she was learning to speak because he thought it was funny and he was the one cheering embarrassingly loud at sports matches and he was the one who gave her her first taste of kryptonian liquor when she’s 14 and he was always just the coolest

kara wants to be just like jor-el in every way, she loves her uncle, but she might just love his son even more

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⚠️superman spoilers ahead ⚠️

did anyone else think for a split second towards the end of the new Superman movie that ultraman was gonna be superboy and not just ultraman??

cause lex was like:

“i stole some of your DNA” ✅

and then “it was missing something” ✅

so i thought the logical thing he would say next would be “so i combined it with mine” and suddenly reveal superboy

i knew it was delusional. i knew ultraman was evil superman. but it really had me for a second. i gasped in the theater. it set it up for kon-el perfectly just to reveal it was a dumb stupid regular clone (which is more bizarro than ultraman tbh) (and not that dumb i just had hope for a second)

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today there was a timothy and a stephanie diet coke right next to each other at wawa and all i need to say is take note DC writers this is the jersey representation i wanna see

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Here’s some Steph as Robin in my artstyle!

In my AU, Bruce isn’t shitty enough to try and drive the Robins (Tim and Steph) after Jason away. Bro’s a mess and needs an emotional support Robin to look after and the only grievance Steph has with him is him needing to be chastised like a child for being too overprotective and overbearing.

She does love using slang he doesn’t understand because he uses big words in his detective-ing that she doesn’t know.

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moments from a Batman jukebox musical:

i think about this sometimes and others should have to suffer with me

1) Tim Drake singing “Take a Chance on Me” by ABBA to Bruce Wayne to try and convince Bruce to take him on as Robin after Jason’s death (If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown, / Batman I’m still free, take a chance on me)

2) Bruce singing “Tell Me It’s Okay — Demo” by Paramore after Dick’s first night out as Robin because he just loves his kid (Man, I even laughed a little today /Oh, so strange, so strange / Tell me it's okay to be happy now / Because I'm happy now)

3) Dick singing “I Want to Break Free” by Queen after deciding to leave Batman and the Robin identity behind to become Nightwing (I want to break free from your lies / You’re so self satisfied, I don’t need you / I’ve got to break free)

4)Jason singing “House of Memories”by Panic! while having conflicting feelings about having run away to Ethiopia/Bruce in general after comfort back as Red Hood (I think of you from time to time / More than I thought I would / You were just too kind / And I was too young to know / That’s all that really matters / I was a fool)

and a bonus-ish:

5) a very queer-coded number of Damian singing “As It Was” by Harry Styles about Jon’s return from being trapped in the future (Nothing to say / when everything gets in the way / seems you cannot be replaced / And I’m the one who did stay)

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They call me DC Comics the way i Watch Men

they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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you guys “habibi” isn’t necessarily a romantic term

i see it all the time with jondami content used as this huge declaration of damian’s love but like a LOT of people use it familially/platonically. it means “my dear”. it may be an originally romantic term but a lot of the time it’s not used that way. like i use it for my cat and my friends. my professor called me habibi once. like it’s a token of affection but not always a romantic one

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cass will be batman. kon will be superman.

jon and damian will become flamebird and nightwing.

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steph is the one who introduced damian to warrior cats

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you don’t get it i’ve had a vision (jason todd in a red taylor pork roll shirt)

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whenever I see tim drake headcanoned as Asian it always makes me pause cause like his parents are the type of archaeologists who steal artifacts… that kid has to be white

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coming into 2025 as a stephanie brown stan first and a human second

coming into 2023 as a stephanie brown stan first and a human second

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i know in my heart of hearts that damian hisses at people

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still in mourning (have yet to see a stephanie brown animatic to stephanie says by the velvet underground)

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i just know damian is a biter

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Some Valentine’s Day smooches for these two

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tim drake is black sheep by metric

stephanie brown is the brie larson version of black sheep by metric