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jor-el was kara’s favorite person growing up
there was a huge age gap between zor-el and jor-el meaning that when kara was born, jor-el was only about 16 (the same age she is when kal-el is born) and he is just so cool to her
he taught her curse words when she was learning to speak because he thought it was funny and he was the one cheering embarrassingly loud at sports matches and he was the one who gave her her first taste of kryptonian liquor when she’s 14 and he was always just the coolest
kara wants to be just like jor-el in every way, she loves her uncle, but she might just love his son even more
#she wants to be that for clark#to spoil him with toys his parents don’t approve of#and tell him scary stories that mean he can’t fall asleep#and say no bedtimes when she babysits#she has big plans for when he’s out of diapers#dc comics#supergirl#kara zor el#jor el#superman#kal el#clark kent
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⚠️superman spoilers ahead ⚠️
did anyone else think for a split second towards the end of the new Superman movie that ultraman was gonna be superboy and not just ultraman??
cause lex was like:
“i stole some of your DNA” ✅
and then “it was missing something” ✅
so i thought the logical thing he would say next would be “so i combined it with mine” and suddenly reveal superboy
i knew it was delusional. i knew ultraman was evil superman. but it really had me for a second. i gasped in the theater. it set it up for kon-el perfectly just to reveal it was a dumb stupid regular clone (which is more bizarro than ultraman tbh) (and not that dumb i just had hope for a second)
#clark is like “i’m punk rock”#and then they revealed leather jacket gay earring 90s conner!#like are you kidding me#it would’ve been such a good surprise#superman 2025#clark kent#dc comics#superboy#conner kent#superman
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today there was a timothy and a stephanie diet coke right next to each other at wawa and all i need to say is take note DC writers this is the jersey representation i wanna see
#gotham is in JERSEY#jersey lands on top#dc comics#batfam#stephanie brown#spoiler#tim drake#red robin#yum#new jersey
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Here’s some Steph as Robin in my artstyle!
In my AU, Bruce isn’t shitty enough to try and drive the Robins (Tim and Steph) after Jason away. Bro’s a mess and needs an emotional support Robin to look after and the only grievance Steph has with him is him needing to be chastised like a child for being too overprotective and overbearing.
She does love using slang he doesn’t understand because he uses big words in his detective-ing that she doesn’t know.





#steph humbles bruce like no one else#she can’t beat him in a physical fight but she can beat him mentally/emotionally#oh the powers of a teenage girl#stephanie brown#robin#spoiler
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moments from a Batman jukebox musical:
i think about this sometimes and others should have to suffer with me
1) Tim Drake singing “Take a Chance on Me” by ABBA to Bruce Wayne to try and convince Bruce to take him on as Robin after Jason’s death (If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown, / Batman I’m still free, take a chance on me)
2) Bruce singing “Tell Me It’s Okay — Demo” by Paramore after Dick’s first night out as Robin because he just loves his kid (Man, I even laughed a little today /Oh, so strange, so strange / Tell me it's okay to be happy now / Because I'm happy now)
3) Dick singing “I Want to Break Free” by Queen after deciding to leave Batman and the Robin identity behind to become Nightwing (I want to break free from your lies / You’re so self satisfied, I don’t need you / I’ve got to break free)
4)Jason singing “House of Memories”by Panic! while having conflicting feelings about having run away to Ethiopia/Bruce in general after comfort back as Red Hood (I think of you from time to time / More than I thought I would / You were just too kind / And I was too young to know / That’s all that really matters / I was a fool)
and a bonus-ish:
5) a very queer-coded number of Damian singing “As It Was” by Harry Styles about Jon’s return from being trapped in the future (Nothing to say / when everything gets in the way / seems you cannot be replaced / And I’m the one who did stay)
#simultaneously proud and ashamed of this one#which batkid do you think is the theater kid?#my money is on steph#musical theatre#musicals#dc comics#batfam#robin#batman#nightwing#red hood#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne
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They call me DC Comics the way i Watch Men
they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis
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you guys “habibi” isn’t necessarily a romantic term
i see it all the time with jondami content used as this huge declaration of damian’s love but like a LOT of people use it familially/platonically. it means “my dear”. it may be an originally romantic term but a lot of the time it’s not used that way. like i use it for my cat and my friends. my professor called me habibi once. like it’s a token of affection but not always a romantic one
#i just need people to know this#not a native speaker#but i lived in an arabic speaking (levantine) country for a bit#and i’ve heard/used it enough#like#i want to see bruce calling damian habibi#damian using it for alfred (the cat)#damian using it for dick and dick choking on his cereal#damian calling jon it still#we all know talia loves her pet names and it’s genetic#dc comics#robin#damian wayne#jondami#damijon#jonathan kent
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cass will be batman. kon will be superman.
jon and damian will become flamebird and nightwing.
#and all will be well#this is canon because i said so#do you hear me DC#and jon and dami will also be in love#the least realistic part is dc being nice to kon#dc comics#robin#superboy#orphan#batgirl#batman#superman#nightwing
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steph is the one who introduced damian to warrior cats
#it is both her greatest accomplishment and her greatest regret#dc comics#robin#spoiler#batgirl#stephanie brown#damian wayne#batfam
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you don’t get it i’ve had a vision (jason todd in a red taylor pork roll shirt)
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whenever I see tim drake headcanoned as Asian it always makes me pause cause like his parents are the type of archaeologists who steal artifacts… that kid has to be white
#unless he was taken from his home country too#i’m not target i support DEI but let’s bffr#it’s white as hell of them#we’ve all seen the british museum#tim drake#robin#red robin#yum#batfam#dc comics#batman
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coming into 2025 as a stephanie brown stan first and a human second
coming into 2023 as a stephanie brown stan first and a human second
#happy new year#some things never change#what is growth i don’t know her#except now i’m a tim drake stan third#batman#stephanie brown#spoiler#batfam#dc comics
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i know in my heart of hearts that damian hisses at people
#damian 🤝 a warrior cat girlie#i just know damian loves warriors books#dc comics#robin#batfam#damian wayne#live laugh love damian wayne
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still in mourning (have yet to see a stephanie brown animatic to stephanie says by the velvet underground)
#stephanie says#she wants to know#why she’s given half her life#to people she hates now#dc comics#robin#spoiler#stephanie brown#batfam#are you freaking kidding me it’d be perfect
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i just know damian is a biter
#that kid goes around chomping on people who make him mad#i’m sure of it#like when you bit the annoying kids when you were little#that’s him#he’s feral#he’s a feral cat#dc comics#robin#damian wayne#batfam#live laugh love damian wayne
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Some Valentine’s Day smooches for these two
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tim drake is black sheep by metric
stephanie brown is the brie larson version of black sheep by metric
#this makes so much sense#it just adds up#scott pilgrim#tim drake#stephanie brown#robin#red robin#yum#spoiler#batgirl#batfam#dc comics#don’t worry each is on their respective playlists
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