#// this is... mostly joking.

[sturgeonposting]

Lowkey grinds my gears when people tag me in pictures of gar

Like he is beautiful he is wonderful but he is not a sturgeon

He doesn’t even have denticles

he doesn’t even scutes

Come on guys let’s put on our thinking caps

[elbiotipo]

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

[queenburd]

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[singt0me]

pour one out for kevin day, queen of exy, for fumbling both jeremy knox AND jean moreau. personally i would never recover

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

[eaglerayys]

Me after finishing Harrow the Ninth

[bubba-draws]

They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

[splashstar01]

I bet they had to end Merlin in season 5 becos the affection/lovey-dovey between them both was getting ridiculously over-the-top. if they kept going, there would've had to be a kiss or smthn so they just found it easier to kill Arthur instead.

[chasiufan]

Nobody’s gonna buy ur 599$ marketable plushie stop tryna sell it to us -_-

[himboatheart]

tumblr users making the same post about how deadpool and wolverine fucked in the honda odyssey

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i think im having a stroke

[petoskeystones]

one tab open on the terror (2018), the other tab open on “schools with polar studies degree”

[kelocitta]

Twitter Joke

[finifugue]

"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"

You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.