kid at school: so what does your dad even have down there? some kind of sex dungeon?
12 year old Jason Todd, who has been the cause of no fewer than three (3) separate arguments in the Batcave in the last 36 hours and has been forced to do inventory on every single water sample Bruce has ever collected from Gotham Harbor going back ten years as a punishment: god I fucking wish
kid: what?
Jason: I mean -- yeah, something like that
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And now a word from our sponsor:
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Pov Knights
After the king's tragic accident, where a wagon full of oranges fell on him, everyone realized how much Arthur's fear of losing his father was affecting the prince. Whenever the accident was quoted to the prince, Arthur turned to his servant and hid his face against Merlin's neck. Today it happened again, a servant was gossiping with her friend when Arthur heard the two arguing and hid in Merlin.
Now everyone silently watches the scene unfold in the farthest corner of the training camp, Merlin was on the ground hugging Arthur against her chest, hiding her prince's face from everyone's sight as the prince seems to tremble so much crying.
Pov Merlin
Merlin - Stop laughing, idiot. - Merlin complained while listening to Arthur suffocating with his own laugh. Since the accident happened, Arthur has done his best not to disrespect his father in front of everyone with his laughter.
Arthur - He was buried by oranges, Merlin! Oranges!
Merlin had turned her eyes giving a false smile to some gentlemen who watched them from a distance with concern.
Merlin - Shut up Arthur, stop laughing.
Arthur - 🤣 he'll never die of the flu again. - Now it's Merlin's turn to start laughing.
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I feel like recently I've been chattier about my writing than I would usually be but I am just having such a blast out here.
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I commissioned art from the most amazing artist ever @marushato <3 Thank u twin u did my bowlcut king justice ily 5ever
All for the low low price of [redacted] 😲
(okay enough drawing back to nasty thoughts bonk bonkbonk)
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noah sebastian in various interviews . all of these gifs were made from scratch by me . please do not redistribute these gifs , or claim them as your own work . please do not edit these gifs or turn them into gif icons without asking me first . ( i will usually say yes , just ask ) the total gif count is : #274 gifs . tw : n/a . please like or reblog this post if you use these gifs / plan to use them . enjoy !
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I know I said no update yesterday and that is because they updated just as the queue posted lol
Also I fell asleep at 8.30 pm uni is killing me and I started Monday.
ANYWAY
The update for yesterday is this
RIP
I'll keep y'all updated
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Bringing back my miraculous pony marcnath because I'm batman ^_^
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