#[ don't stick your dick in that ]

[ficklepenguin]

the timing on this ad that showed up under this post

[violent138]

Hey what do you think the Batfam’s reaction would be to you asking them to grab you tampons? Caus I imagine Bruce probably sticks up for periods

Ooh fun.

Bruce: *withdraws one from Bat belt, will get very grumbly if the house is seriously out and buy a ridiculous amount to prevent this scenario*

Alfred: Already had the exact brand one uses in the bathroom unasked and on time. This is both alarming and comforting.

Dick: *automatically gives you hair tie* "Oh wait what?" (pats pockets) *goes and gets them with no drama*

Jason: "Oh." *Goes and and buys mildly useless scented ones* *finger guns*

Cass: Somehow absolutely never has one on hand unless she needs them, will break a bathroom dispenser and hand you fistfuls of them.

Tim: *Goes ridiculously above and beyond, even beats Bruce for insanity, grabs heated water bottle*

Steph: *yanks several options and advil out*

Duke: *keeps some in his bathroom for Izzy* "Don't mention it."

Dami: "Why are you telling me? Wait here." (will loudly go ask Alfred for tampons) "Check under the sink."

[tirednloved]

I was watching Yellowstone last night and now all I can think about is getting branded by a possessive dom

[still-searching-for-something]

joining the pvz subreddit and realizing half the fandom really wants to fuck the plants, especially the ghost pepper??? y'all, I just came here to get better at the game 😭

[plusvanity]

The best team consists of the lazy ass ratboy bass player and his overly competitive but full of insecurities guitarist.

Larry and Sal..

....Abbath and Kris..???

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[transgenderism-horror]

objectum sex ed

[selene-moonie]

Not Dorian's father chewing him out for being a hoe

[nerdynanny]

🖤 [[ Niffty for Alastor and/or Evil Rick? 👀 ]]

LOVE CONNECTION

EVIL RICK

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

ALASTOR

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[six-six-cicada]

Sirius, Venus, and the lunar child. Or some shit.

Bonus non-glowys.

[knaveofmogadore]

Pretty much all of my advice from years of tutoring, working with foster kids, and helping raise half a dozen toddlers is two questions and an answer:

1) Is there a developmental or medical reason the kid is doing [behavior], or is it a control thing?

2) If it is a control thing, what will I gain from tackling it head on that I wouldn't gain from alternate solutions or by giving up entirely?

And the answer is almost ALWAYS "No one wins when you initiate combat with a toddler, because you're an adult with a million responsibilities, and that kid ain't got nothing else to do. You might get what you wanted, but you'll both still lose"

[reddawnmultimuse]

Sure you could stick a dick in that chest mouth, or you can stick that mouth's tongue in any hole it wants.

"Excuse me, but I am not sticking that tongue in any hole and I am not letting anyone stick their dick in my chest mouth because that is where my HEART is!"

[umbrellacam]

The New Teen Titans Vol. 2 #4 (1984) - "The Terror of Trigon part 4 - Torment!"

The art in this issue is just incredible.

Raven, consumed by her father Trigon, has locked the Titans within themselves to battle the evil that lives inside each of them. But to murder this inner evil is to actually murder their own souls, and enslave themselves to Trigon! ...Or so Raven thinks.

Just absolutely wild and evocative and wonderful, what an absolutely brilliant artist, that George Pérez. And Romeo Tanghal for the inks and Adrienne Roy for the colors!!! Stellar team, stellar work.

[masquenoire]

Smash or Pass: Harley Quinn

Send Smash or Pass + a name and my muse will say if they would smash or pass on that person.

"I know, I know. Don't stick your dick in crazy, but as annoying as the she-clown can be, you can't deny she's got a smokin' hot figure..." Roman says, articulating as he speaks. His hands move in and out to emphasize Harley's shapely hips, finishing up with a squeeze and barking laugh as he mimics a honk. "Never got why she was so into the Joker, or why he didn't treat her better. That sort of loyalty is rare around here and she just kept going back to the fucker! Well, I've heard she's doing her own thing these days, got with Poison Ivy a few times... what a handful that clown is, and I don't just mean figuratively." Smash.

[troublewithvampires]

//after careful discussion with @yaksha-garden, i have created a very scientific relationships chart for the vampire fight club, feat. eden and several npcs i haven't introduced which exist just for this verse

[fuwaprince]

Hey loser how were you going to talk about ocean man and accidentally say tumblr when you don't want me to know you still lurk my blog like fuck offffff already thanks .-.