Tumgik
#[ just to take the piss ]
theshadowrealmitself · 7 months
Text
I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
23K notes · View notes
pencilscratchins · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren
7K notes · View notes
obamerzslop · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
Bathroom sloppy, wait that doesn’t sound right. Anyway here is your daily slop comic!
4K notes · View notes
circadiancrunch · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Yeah UH. I DUNNO. I guess I’m over my tweet and retweet limit, and I GUESS THAT COULD BE A THING IN THE FUTURE. I have not  tweeted or retweeted since the 4th. BUT. OKAY. Can’t wait for this to roll out rofl If you follow me on twitter please consider following me here or on Patreon or even Instagram (tho it’s a lot of bad photos of my sketchbook on there) instead.  I’m sad I’m almost certainly going to lose the following I have on twitter from the slow sinking of the bird app, but it is what it is. I’m on Cohost and Mastadon too, but haven’t been terribly active admittedly. 
1 note · View note
dnpbeats · 5 months
Text
what is the funniest dan and phil exchange to ever exist and why is it this:
Tumblr media
(oct 18 2009)
2K notes · View notes
t00thpasteface · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
whenever they invent a new kind of guy the first place they send 'em is the cash register of a food service employee
14K notes · View notes
badbucky · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Give him a minute. You shouldn't have to, but some people need it.
4K notes · View notes
soldrawss · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I am not immune to the Barbie meme
3K notes · View notes
doggirlhen · 1 year
Text
the thing is you have to get a good grade in being an art commissioner. you cannot be a bitch when paying for art. you have to be patient and nice. i have not been perfect in my years of paying other furries for art of my funny animals but i can, with confidence, say ive gotten a good grade. artist friends of mine agree im awesome and fankly the Keys to being Awesome at being a commissioner are just like. being nice and recognizing artists arent machines. theyre people who have their own lives and are not infront of their tablet drawing for everyone 24/7. youll find them posting about some game or movie when youve been waiting three weeks for something and thats fine. youll find them having difficulty getting something exactly like how it is in your brain because, like all people, they cannot read your mind. you gotta have everything ready and upfront and be ready to answer questions. its fine to be a little nitpicky and a little "sorry im not quite sure on this pose, could you do X Y and Z" and not be an asshole about it. after a certain number of "can you do X different" you have to realize its either not going to be exactly how you want it to be or the artist is going to want to kill you with hammers. and thats fine. i think artists have every right to want to kill you with hammers.
3K notes · View notes
itsnotacostume · 8 months
Text
we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?
1K notes · View notes
graycious-tea · 24 days
Text
All yall saying Tommy calling Buck Evan is disrespectful and like malicious clearly don’t remember my man, fellow bi icon Magnus Bane calling his pookie Alec Lightwood, Alexander at any given moment despite no one calling him Alexander except his parents who also suck like my man was gone on that shadowhunter and so is Tommy!!!
433 notes · View notes
caelanglang · 1 year
Text
injury recovery…
*break an arm or two out there kids!*
Tumblr media Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
greelin · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
sorry but this is making me lose it.. goddamn the americans and their incessant…….. Hydration
11K notes · View notes
mumblesplash · 9 months
Text
heartbreaking: this viral post is saying things you completely agree with in the most irritating way possible
1K notes · View notes
cupophrogs · 3 months
Text
The Three D's
Tumblr media
(Click for better quality)
I have a horrible habit of dropping any series-comics I try to make, so I thought it'd do a little story-ish ask event!!
So far, we've got the three D's: Dogday, Daddy Long Legs, and Drew.
Basic info and closeups!
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Drew, he/him, 18 yrs: the horror-loving nephew of an old Playtime Co. employee. Squawks like a strangled bird when surprised.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Daddy Long Legs, aka: "Pops:" If you could find a loving father from the 20s who wasn't a misogynist. Misses his wife, but doesn't blame Drew for her death.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Dogday, aka: "Deedee" or "Dogs:" The last, overly traumatised Smiling Critter who really needs a hug. Drew found him some spare legs in a closet somewhere.
Without dirt and grime:
Tumblr media
463 notes · View notes
faggotry-enjoyer · 6 months
Text
thinking about how so much of the left spent so long making dual loyalty accusations that so many jews had to reiterate that "judaism != israel" as in "just because i'm jewish doesn't mean i support anything and everything the israeli state does wtf" only for the left to turn around and start saying "judaism != israel" as in "israel has nothing at all to to do with judaism" as in "any and all discussion of antisemitism with regard to israel is irrelevant derailing" (at best) and have the gall to act like they're saying the same thing because those are the Right Words, right? forced them to put up a shield only to rip that shield from their hands and beat them with it. vile. fucking vile.
789 notes · View notes