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Social Media Fic Recs

One of my guiltiest and pickiest pleasures in fic are twitter fics! This list is made up of some of my favorite in the category, including socials other then twitter.

This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :)

The Martian:

The Mark Watney Report by AsperJasper - Rated G

Space Pirate-Ninja @MarkWatney nasa must agree with me if they only censored my f*uck a little bit last time i tried to swear at martinez they replaced it with an emoji

Space Pirate-Ninja @MarkWatney this is what power feels like: making some poor person at nasa decide which curse words are appropriate to be tweeted out over work wifi

You Know You Have a Permanent Piece of My Medium-Sized American Heart by tricatular - Rated T

“Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his eyes in the background. “—That thanks to some…strong suggestions from the White House, and on Annie and Director Sanders’ recommendation, we’ve started releasing Watney’s Mars logs to the public.”

Marvel:

Caption That by maddo - Rated T

Peter’s Instagram had been pretty popular since Instagram’s account noticed and reposted one of his photos, an impossible angle of the New York skyline (thank you Spider-Man) and was floating at around twenty thousand followers.

Then suddenly, @pparker was in the top 100 most followed Instagram accounts.

Just a bunch of little anecdotes regarding our favourite spider and his Instagram account, feat. a meme-tastic Tony Stark.

The Life of Spidey (As Seen Through A Spider-Man Fan Account) by hi_im_jared_19 - Rated T

Spidey-is-a-disaster @chaoticgoodboy

Disclaimer: I appreciate Spidey stepping up to help others. If more people acted like him, the world would be a better place. He is undeniably a good person. That being said, he is an entire human disaster, and I’m here to prove it.

Spider-Man's rise to popularity through the lens of a random twitter account dedicated to his dumbassery.

the conspiracy kids by tempestaurora - Rated T

Series: 3 Works

in which peter, harley and ned ask the all-important question: WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?

one mask at a time by natelette - Rated T

Spider-Man is unmasked, and the world reacts.

Or how Peter, the internet, and the entire world deal in the wake of Mysterio’s video. Spoilers for Far From Home.

DC:

The True Identity: Bruce Wayne by November_Clouds - Rated G

makayla | sc mkyla457 @mkyla456 lmao watch him go off [attached: Video of Bruce Wayne in business casual clothes screaming as he charges towards The Penguin brandishing a long black pipe. Behind him is the main center for the Martha Wayne Foundation, front windows shattered and reception desk on fire. The Penguin looks Scared.]

After a tweet goes viral, people think they've finally figured it out. The real identity of Bruce Wayne.

Red Hood.

(social media fic, based off that tumblr post)

Gotham Online by julidoesnotwrite (notjuli) - Rated T

The Waynes and the Bats as seen through social media.

gotham : a conspiracy thread by noahfense (orphan_account) - Rated T

ti(i wanna die)m @nightwingsass

the real reason Batman hasn’t responded to my conspiracy thread is because he’s jared,19,

in a world where Jason Todd didn't die and Tim Drake has parents that actually care about his wellbeing, Tim runs a popular batfam stan account and his followers convince him to start a YouTube channel.

Yuri on Ice:

Night is Young and the Music's High by opalish - Rated T

"Best press conference ever," the Japanese Nationals silver medalist says when asked. “Ten out of ten, would medal again.”

"I would die for Katsuki-kun," Minami declares, with terrifying sincerity.

On ICE!!! by Watermelonsmellinfellon - Rated M

The first time Katsuki Yuuri saw Victor Nikiforov perform, he realized he had a great desire to see figure skating in a video game. In fifteen years, his dream is realized. Little does he know that Victor's attention has been caught by the very game he unknowingly inspired. So ensues the cutest meeting ever and the relationship that follows.

Love Born in the Eye of the Storm by ScribblerQueen1 - Rated T

After a snowstorm cancels their return flight and all the hotels are overbooked, Yuuri decides to detour home to wait it out. He offers to let other stranded skaters stay at Yuu-topia, he just didn't know one of them was Victor Nikiforov.

(i'm) the boy you'd die for by jenmishe - Rated T

v-nikiforov ✓

[Video: A short clip where Victor is laying dramatically on the couch with miserable expression. “Heartbreaker” by Marina and the Diamonds is playing.]

13,481 likes

v-nikiforov✓ Am I the another one? (((

vitYASS victor,,,, honey,,,, i lvoe you so much,,,, but WHY are you like this.

red-blue-gay but??? does that mean that somebody has broken victor’s heart???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

christophe-gc ✓ You’re ridiculous.

starsaregay But who recorded it?? Makkachin???

vityathebabe user @starsaregay asking the real question.

--- The adventures of Yuuri "Heartbreaker" Katsuki, or: how Yuuri became known as a cold player full of himself who doesn't care about anyone. (Hint: it's an anxiety and obliviousness.)

Haikyuu:

Framing by Fayah - Rated M

At age 22, Kozume Kenma had millions of subscribers on youtube, one blissfully fucked out Hinata Shouyou on his bed, and a plan.

conflict of interest by zukushou -Rated T

“If you are familiar with the world of D-1 volleyball, chances are you’ve heard the names Hinata Shouyou and Kageyama Tobio. Both twenty-four-year-old athletes are famous for their skill and athletic prowess, but they’ve recently become household names for their intense rivalry.

Early this year, Hinata Shouyou signed onto the MSBY Black Jackals as a wing spiker after a two-year stint in Brazil, playing beach volleyball. He was an unknown in the V-League, but he quickly proved himself with his defensive skill and incredible jumping height and speed.

It wasn’t until the fateful Schweiden Adlers vs. MSBY Black Jackals match just yesterday that viewers came to the realization that Hinata Shouyou was the long-awaited rival of Kageyama Tobio.”

Kageyama and Hinata are married. The press seem to think that they’re hostile rivals who despise each other.

On Great Rivalries and General Dumbassery by NocturnalNights - Rated G

It's not exactly that they were hiding the fact that they had been married for about 7 years now. It's that no one seemed to have caught on yet.

Or: Kageyama and Hinata may have forgotten to mention one very important part of their rivalry.

Good Omens:

it's a new craze by attheborder - Rated T

CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan. AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we? CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all. AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous. CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

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Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

hear that bell ringing (but won't get the door) by Rivran - Rated T

Social media: 1 Aziraphale and Crowley: 0.

These could all be read standalone, but it’s better if you read them in order. No, yeah, you should definitely read these in order. Each story features Aziraphale and Crowley, with a supporting cast of human characters for that sweet sweet outsider POV.

It (movies):

Retweet Verse by plinys - Rated T

Series: 12 works

A collection of post-It Ch2 fics that are a mix of domestic Richie/Eddie and social media interactions from all the Losers.

Buzzfeed Presents: 10 Times Richie and Eddie Tozier were Very, Very Married by kyaticlikestea - Rated T

Stanley Uris @surisaccounting I was going through my most recent photos and came across this nice one of @richietozier and @etozier at their wedding last week. Congratulations to the happy couple. They’ve never looked better. [attached image is a photo of two penguins arguing]

Richie ‘My Husband is Also A’ Tozier ✔ @richietozier replying to @surisaccounting Hey @surisaccounting take down that tweet or I’ll keep doing this [attached image is a photo of a Common Potoo, which has been incorrectly labelled ‘Crow’ in Comic Sans font]

Buzzfeed makes a list of all the times Richie and Eddie Tozier, beloved husbands of the Internet, were incredibly married. Perhaps unsurprisingly, it isn't a short list.

Nicest Celebrity You've Ever Met? by atomicteaparty - Rated G

Richie Tozier is a loudmouth guy who can’t be kept down by any woman at all! He’s a party animal who’s constantly meeting new people and living up the party lifestyle… or at least, that’s what his onstage persona is.

What if people who’ve met him realize he isn’t the same guy in real life?

Or: Some people talk about how Richie Tozier surprised them on reddit

14 Reasons Why Richie Tozier and His Husband Are #relationshipgoals by robin_hoods - Rated M

Get yourself a man who looks at you like Richie Tozier looks at Eddie.

areas of expertise by dudski - Rated T

The Exoneration of Richie Tozier by Blissymbolics - Rated T

COMEDIAN RICHIE TOZIER VOLUNTARILY CONFESSES TO STRIKING AND KILLING AN ESCAPED CONVICT IN WHAT MAINE AUTHORITIES ARE CALLING A JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE IN DEFENSE OF ANOTHER

Tozier reportedly struck the assailant on the back of the head with a blunt object in defense of his childhood friend, Michael Hanlon, a librarian who lives in Tozier's hometown of Derry, Maine.

I killed a clown. AMA! by liesmyth - Rated T

I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

October 14, 2016.

@PuzzleStan is:

-A puzzle enthusiast named Stan (44%, 3553 votes) -An anonymous stan of puzzles (44%, 3602 votes) -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan who is leaning into the wordplay (12%, 969 votes)

Misc - For Fandoms with only one fic:

#thatjacksonkid by The_German_Grim_Reaper - Rated G

Fandom: Percy Jackson

Following an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, several twitter users do their best to uncover the truth about Percy Jackson. They get surprisingly far.

Mr LAFD Updates Man by hammersmiths - Rated T

Fandom: 9-1-1

Series: 2 works

Eddie mans the LAFD Twitter account. Buck tries to be supportive.

Audience: 822,000 and Homeland Security by WerewolvesAreReal - Rated G

Fandom: Leverage

Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.

"Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.

Actually Me - Eddie Munson by Savi_Yoi - Rated G

Fandom: Stranger Things

This idea was bouncing around my brain at 3am so I just had to write it down.

Eddie is a famous musician. Gaining fame through the 90s with Corroded Coffin. Him and Steve have been together since 1987, but they were always very private about their relationship. Steve is like a cryptid in the Corroded Coffin fandom, with very little information about him, and very few pictures. Eddie is promoting a solo album in 2021, and Steve is pulled on camera to do a silly interview with him. They're about 54/55 in this fic.

This is the transcript of that interview.

#veryace recs #fanfic recs #the martian #yuri!!! on ice #it 2017 #haikyuu!!#dc #batman #good omens #9-1-1 #leverage #stranger things #percy jackson

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omg hi star<3,

I'm so sorry I am so frikin late to the party ( i have finals currently) and i am so so so sorry this happened to you i tried to go to the page of the person who PLAIGARIZED YOUR ENTIRE WORK as soon as a saw it but i couldn't find it so 'm guessing either the account got taken down or they deleted it?, I seriously can't fathom how this is even reall??? why why why why would people steal other peoples work??' like genuinely i can't understand, are you that f*ucking stupid to think that it's okay to take someone entire work and on top of that think you weren't going to get found out???? we have to protect our true authors who pour their heart into platforms not asking from us anything but respect to them and their boundaries. I am so sorry this happened and i hope you know who have the entire community of tumblr supporting you, we love you and appreciate you so much star remember that.<<3333

HI POOKIEEEE the account has indeed taken it down and deactivated but I’m still just so frustrated they did that in the first place, like where are people’s morals nowadays??? And to happen within the stay community too, it really sucks when you can pinpoint the selfish 12 year olds that wander into these spaces with no parental controls and just steal ADULT content for their own benefit. I hope karma gets them fr 🙄

Thank you so so so much for all your kind words and your help while this happened, I will never be able to explain how much I appreciate you for your kindness 🥹🫶 I truly would have lost my sanity if I didn’t have you guys to support me on here. And it makes me even sadder to think about the smaller authors this happens to who aren’t able to get their work taken down- NO work should be plagiarized!!! Period!!!!! I love you so much angel I hope you’re doing well always 🩷🫶👼⭐️

#ask

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citricacidprince · 2 years

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I posted 4,066 times in 2022

That's 3,651 more posts than 2021!

100 posts created (2%)

3,966 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dentist-brainsurgeon

@waterfaulter

@traceytonight

@leesbian42

@astral-anomalies

I tagged 1,204 of my posts in 2022

#dhmis - 131 posts

#don't hug me i'm scared - 114 posts

#art inspo - 86 posts

#tma - 71 posts

#prince rambles in this chilies tonight - 71 posts

#the magnus archives - 68 posts

#bapc - 51 posts

#bee and puppycat - 50 posts

#reference - 40 posts

#psychonauts - 32 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#edit: every terf that interacts with this gets blocked instantly!!! get f ucked and die mad about trans women being real women!! 🥰💛💛💛

My Top Posts in 2022:

In honor of the newest episode dropping take this doodle that’s been plaguing my brain for the past week

2,423 notes - Posted April 30, 2022

If I have to see that NFT chicken ad one more time I'm gonna start eating people

2,840 notes - Posted February 12, 2022

Watching through the DHMIS show Yellow Guy's open mouth expression seemed very familiar and it took me til episode 3 to realize

4,978 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

Every time I look at gameplay for Pokemon Legends Arceus I'm reminded of that one warrior cats comic

5,007 notes - Posted February 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Can I give another massive sorry to the Owl House crew and Dana here?

Looking at the first 6 minutes of season three and I can tell they wanted to make a whole episode of Hunter discovering that book and cutting his hair. They wanted to have an episode of Luz finding out a way to come out to her mom about being bi and dating Amity. They wanted to have an episode of Vee finally figuring out how they want to look like since the can't look like Luz anymore. They wanted to have an episode of the witch kids making up human disguises and seeing what the human world has to offer. They wanted to have an episode that shows the kids working on the door and failing time and time again to get it to work. They wanted to have an episode where all the kids, yes even Luz, struggling to adapt being in the human world. They wanted to have an episode of the witch kids discovering human things for the first time, like rain, and falling in love with Luz's world.

They wanted to, but they couldn't.

Disney said the show didn't "fit their brand" and now all these moments we would've had episodes for are forced to be in a 2-3 minute long montage. And while I'm happy we get to see these moments at all, a part of me is very bitter knowing what Disney did to Dana and her crew.

I hope they know that I appreciate all that they could do with what limited time they had.

I hope they know I want to kill Disney with my bare hands knowing how they cut this amazing shows lifetime short.

Edit: In honor of some of the comments I've been getting I made this

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #shoutout to my longest tag being about me hating terfs; love that for me 💛💛💛#good god i forgot the nft chicken ad was this year god that feels like ages ago

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another-random-object-show · 1 year

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Author's Note: I had to write this like 3 times over verbaitm because Tumblr wouldn't let me upload it. I'm annoyed.

ANOTHER RANDOM OBJECT SHOW

SEASON 1, EPISODE 6: Greetings from Mount Frigid!

Mime and Paperplates were throwing pebbles and sticks at Period out of boredom.

“...what are you two doing?” Starry asked. “Assaulting someone! :-)” Paperplates replied. “...but… why?” She continued. “F U N . “ Mime replied to the best of its abilities. “I don’t think that’s neither fun for the receiver, nor legal–”

“Uck! Funkiller, go talk with Phantom.” Paperplates groaned, cutting Starry off.

“PAPERPLATES! STOP THAT!” Phantom yelled at the two, causing them to scatter like mice.

Starry thought for a second, before saying— “I’m sure they’re good-hearted, after all, they ARE just kids.”

“Yeah, well if I don’t discipline them NOW, they’re gonna be a mess LATER.” Phantom groaned.

Cloudy, with Hangman inside of her, who then popped out using his rope asked– “like us when elimination time comes?”

“What?” Phantom asked. “We’d never lose! We’re on a winning streak.” Phantom said. “Anddddd he jinxed it.” Hangman said to Cloudy. “We HAVE to lose eventually, whether it be NOW or after The Merge.” Hangman now swung infront of Phantom.

"So make a choice Phantom, who's going home first?" Hangman said, before hovering away with Cloudy.

Meanwhile, Sunny, Period, Mime and Paerplates played as Moony watched over them, Starry approached, but before she could speak, was cut off by Lunartic saying– “MOONY! Get to making FOOD! Dumbass!” resulting in Starry walking the opposite direction, and Moony walking off to ask The Gourd for the supplies for a Sandwich.

GyroGyro joined in on entertaining the children, while Exclaimation Mark and Question Mark spoke about Heart and Star.

“Couldn’t they pose a threat post-merge?” Question Mark said.

“Yeah, but… oh jeeze, maybe we should planning– what if we lose again? WHO WOULD WE VOTE FOR?! LUNARTIC��S SO CONTROLLING, HE MIGHT AS WELL—”

“CALM IT!” Question Mark told Exclaimy. “It’s nothing to panic about, and besides, Lunartic IS the next one going home. We CAN’T just expect him to behave like this and NOT get in trouble.”

Star and Heart were also planning nearby, before Penta appeared to note to them— “If you leave the challenges to me, I could probably just get us to safety EVERY time.” Penta said.

“Good plan, Penty!” Heart said sulturly. “Not like I needed more work anyways.” Star noted as he put his hand around Heart’s waist and walked away with her. “...we get Star out, he’s obviously the leader here, so if we get him out, the alliance will topple.” Penta told House. “Agreed, we have a plan.” House said.

“Alright children! Have a sandwich!” Moony calls for Sunny, Mime, Paperplates, and Period. “You too.” She grudgingly says towards Lunartic.

After the children finished their sandwiches, The Gourd called for the Teams to get back together.

“THE 6TH CHALLENGE IS!” The Gourd hovered his hands over some trees, before uprooting them to reveal a mountain about 17,500 feet in height and 13,110 in width. “A TWO-PARTER! IN THE FIRST HALF, YOU MUST CLIMB UP MOUNT. FRIGID WITH EVERY TEAM MEMBER! IN THE SECOND HALF, YOU WILL HAVE TO SNOWBOARD DOWN WITH ALL MEMBERS ON A SINGLE SNOWBOARD!” The Gourd now clicked a timer, which went off. “GO!”

Teams began to walk towards their route, Team FUN! decided on climbing the mountain, Team “What?” decided to follow the less-than-ideal Tour Route, and The Masquerade decided upon using a secret cave they spotted under the tunnel.

Mime and Cloudy decided to begin some conversation. “...so.. what’s it like being a shapeshifter?” Cloudy asked as Hangman and Phantom lit two Torches to light the cave. “HORRIBLE! HAHA! Y’KNOW, IT’S A CONSTANT BATTLE!” Mime said through his barely usable mouth. “I’m constantly melting, and anytime I transform into a limbless person, I have to contort my arms into horrific shapes that snap and bend my body! ISN’T THAT JUST FUN..?!” Mime said as Lunartic. “...is that your real shape?” Cloudy asked Mime just as he snapped back into his form. “...” Mime walked with The Masquerade, alongside Cloudy.

It looked at the waters inside the cave and said— “...I don't know.” Mime said. “It FEELS like me. I FEEL like Mime, but…” he shapeshifted into Phantom, then Paperplates, then Sunny, then Moony, then Cuby and Triangula. It landed on itself again, where it said— “...I don't know if I’m MEANT to be Mime. Am I… even… Mime?” It said as Phantom looked back at Mime, causing Comedy, Tragedy and Paperplates to pause too. “...It’s not about what you're MEANT to be.” Phantom walked to him, placing the torch down. “...but I’m MIME! I’m MEANT to support you guys! I’m… y’know?” Mime said. “...I never said that you need to constantly please me.” Phantom told Mime. “...Mime, when you look at yourself, your reflection, your goop, whatever… what do you see?” Phantom asked. “...I’m Mime, a freak of nature that's barely even able to figure himself out, if he’s even a him.” Mime said. “...what do you THINK you are, if not a him?” Phantom said. “...and… you may be a freak of nature, but you're MY freak of nature.” He patted Mime, resulting in Mime looking at the small lake of Cold Cave Water and saying— “I’m Mime, a freak of nature that’s Genderless, and I’m gonna win this contest with the rest of The Masquerade.” Mime said, looking down at its own reflection. “Feel better?” Cloudy asked. “HELL YEAH! LET’S GO!” Mime then realized— “Oh goddamnit, Hangman went far ahead of us!” It groaned as Phantom picked up the Torch and led Cloudy, Paperplates, Mine, Comedy and Tragedy out of the cave.

Meanwhile, on the surface, Team “What” was planning something. Heart and Star followed behind Penta and House, planning— “If we lose, we need to get House out, he’d be too much of a threat in the future.” Star told Heart. “Mhm! Penta’s easy, we could get people to turn on him in, a, FLASH, House though? Tsk! Inter-Team Minglers always make it so far ahead, and for NO reason? like, hello! We’re here to WIN! Not make friends!” Heart said. “EXACTLY! God! People are so easy on these shows.” Star said, the two went quiet for a moment before Heart said— “...so we have sex behind a bush?” causing Star to say “After the contest, I’m hungry for your pu—”

and on the surface of the Mountain, Team FUN! was climbing. “Loonie! Slow… down!” Moony said, slipping up as Lunartic left then behind. “We’ll meet you guys at the summit!” Question Mark said, now taking Period and Exclamation Mark with her.

“...hey, look! Isn't that someone from The Masquerade? :D” Sunny said as Starry grabbed onto the side of the flat area Moony and Sunny were on. “GOD THIS MOUNTAIN IS HUGE—” Starry coughed. “You're—” Moony said, shocked, before Sunny lunged at Starry for a hug, saying— “STARRY!! AEAEAEAEEAEEEEEEAAAÆÆAIISIENAPAISPSIS I MISSED YOU!!!” He hugged her TIGHTLY. “Yes, yes. Sunny, where’s…?” Sunny immediately answered with “He’s at the summit, he left us because we were Weak and Pathetic! :D” Sunny said excitedly. “..ah. Sunny, how about you leave with your friend?” Starry said about GyroGyro. “OK! Gyro, let’s go!! ^^” Sunny stopped as GyroGyro began howling. “GyroGyro says that he won't leave because you don't have a rope to climb with, so he'll take you! :D” Sunny said. “Oh. Alright, give me and Moony a moment.” Starry said, now turning and whispering to Moony as GyroGyro and Sunny played. “Moony, I’m sorry for—” Moony cut her off. “I forgive you.” Moony said. “...I haven't even—” Starry was cut off once again. “If it's about the… OTHERS… then I’m not angry. I NEVER was angry.” Moony told Starry. “Lunartic may still be enraged at you, but I’m not. Sunny has NEVER been mad at you either, he was just scared, that's why he was hugging you and crying.” Moony continued. “...I’m giving you a chance, Starry. Please. Come back?” Moony pleaded.

… “I will.” Starry said as Moony smiled warmly. “Sunny! Let’s go!” Moony said, climbing her rope as GyroGyro grabbed Starry and did the same, simultaneously, Sunny began to climb the last 10 feet as he started ahead of them.

“HANGMAN! You're the first person here! GREAT JOB! Now for the rest of your team to arrive.” The Gourd said as the wind blew. “TEAM FUN!! Everyone on your team’s here! and you even brought STARRY!” The Gourd said as Sunny, Moony, Gyrogyro and Starry rose, with Star yelping at the name “Starry” in the background. “...so, how do we do the second part?” Question Mark asked. “SIMPLE! You guys will slide down the Mountain’s Treacherous 17,500 Feet of Snow, Randomly Scattered Trees, and Rock Ramps, and even THEN, you still have to make sure you slide INTO The Plains, and NOT into the Abandoned Forest! Understood?” The Gourd said. “Yeah yeah, let’s go.” Lunartic said, placing his team on the Snowboard, getting on, and sliding down off a Rock Ramp into the Abandoned Forest.

Team FUN! then reappeared alongside their snowboard, resulting in Lunartic repeating this numerous times.

“ANNNNNDDD! The Masquerade’s here TOO!”

“PEOPLE! WE’RE FALLING BEHIND! PENTA! FLY US THERE!” Star yelled as Penta grabbed Heart and Star, floated to the Summit, then went back down for House and came back.

“WHATTERS, GOTTA GO!!” Star yelled over The Gourd’s explanation, grabbing Heart and House as Penta floated down onto the Snowboard. The board slid down a clear path. “Hey! We’re doing it! We’re—” House joyfully said before Team FUN! slid down, now having GyroGyro in control, alongside The Masquerade. “SHITHSITHSIT!!” Star panicked, GyroGyro slid away from them, so did The Masquerade. “HA! They're gonna hit a tree!” Star said, before he was shot down by a Rock Ramp sending Team “What?” flying.

“WATCH OUT!” Exclaimation Mark said as GyroGyro steered. “Let me take control, you’re gonna CRASH!” Hangman grabbed at Phantom. “CALM DOWN! YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING!” Tragedy yelled. “Trage-dai, you need to calm down! Alright?” Comedy said.

Meanwhile, on the ground, Team “What?” ended up flying and… SLAM! The Gourd quickly revived House before saying: “Team “What?” is SAFE! Despite House dying, his body made it!”

“LOOK! A CLEARING!” Question Mark pointed out to Gyrogyro, making him steer towards the clearing. “Listen to Comedy, Tragedy! What I do is for the better of us– please understand that!” Phantom said. “and the rest of us aren’t included?! YEAH, RIGHT!” Hangman yelled. “We’re gonna make it! :D” Sunny yelled. “SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!” Tragedy said, angrily tearing up. “YOU GUYS CAN’T JUST GET ALONG FOR ONE SECOND?! WHAT EVEN HAPPENED?! JUST SHUT UP AND GET OVER IT BEFORE WE–” Tragedy was cut off by Paperplates yelling— “CRASH!!”

The Masquerade’s Board now slid over a bump, causing it to become Verticle, before hitting a tree at immense amounts of force, causing it to snap in half and split the team into two.

However, they didn't make it into The Plains, sliding into the Abandoned Forest, while Team FUN! was able to slide into The Plains, making The Gourd yell “TEAM FUN! IS SAFE! No mercy for The Masquerade.”

“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!” Hangman yelled. “It is. but it is also Your’s. Sigh. I keep my vote.” Phantom says, before speaking to The Masquerade. “Guys, we need to get rid of Comedy.” Hangman said. “How come?” Cloudy asked. “If we get Comedy away from Tragedy, he’ll side with US!” Hangman said. “...alright.” Starry sighed.

Meanwhile, Comedy joked— “I’m gonna vote for myself to see what happens!” Resulting in Tragedy stating— “Comedy, no, that’s STUPID.” Tragedy said, Mime overheard this however, and said— “I’ll vote too!” as a result of thinking Comedy wanted to be voted out.

“The Masquerade, the rules are simple! One of you will be getting eliminated at the expense of the Quarrel from Today.” The Gourd said. “Cast your votes!”

IN THE BOOTH…

Hangman, Cloudy and Starry, as expected, vote for Comedy.

Comedy, as promised, voted for himself and chuckled.

Tragedy voted for Hangman. So did Phantom and Paperplates.

and Mime also voted for Comedy. “He didn't vote for himself anyways! ^^”

RESULTS ARE IN.

“Alright! Results are IN! Everyone but Hangman and Comedy are safe!”

Tragedy, Phantom, Mime, Paperplates, Hangman, Cloudy and Starry all got a Marshmallow.

“...Hangman.” The Gourd said.

“Hoho! Gotcha!” Comedy said.

“is safe.” The Gourd finishes.

“...ho…” Comedy said. “NO! NO THAT’S NOT FAIR!! WHY EVEN LET HIM VOTE HIMSELF OUT?!” Tragedy sobbed as The Gourd turned him into a Porcelain Comedy Mask.

“That’s all for this episode! See you next time.” The Gourd cackles.

END.

AROS was written by TheWiseGuest.

All characters' voices, present or not, were acted out by L. Alberto S.

FIN.

“Traged-ster! Try to cheer up! Don’t be so down-hearted, yeah?” Comedy told Tragedy. “...yeah.” Tragedy replied.

#another random object show #aros season 1 #aros #object shows #season 1 #gender identity #another random object show season 1 episode 6 #episode 6 #tumblr made this so fucking difficul ohmygod just take it

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illuxions · 5 years

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“Seems a little dumb to be killing so close to home.” - Cross

prodigal son || accepting

@avellaturortem

Attention swayed from the scene around her. Dust littered the air, of fallen humans and what would soon be a few akuma joining in their demise - considering the new figure who decided to make himself known. Cross Marian decided to check up on some of the family’s misdeeds - how nice. A playful giggle on her tongue, she spun around on one step to start making her way towards him. The click of soles on hardened ground kicking up whatever dust had made its way to settle there. A smile on her face. The gleam in her eyes anything but.

“ What can I say? Sometimes I enjoy the risk. ”

Are you planning on giving me a challenge?

#⁜𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝒻𝑜𝓇 || ask/answer #⁜avellaturortem #⁜: first of all f uck tumblr #⁜: second of all h oo boy I was wondering when cross would come meet her

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sukiglycerin · 4 years

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13 minutes || katsuki bakugou.

* pairing: pro-hero (therefore aged up)!katsuki bakugou x fem manager!reader

* genre: pro-hero!au, smut, this is the longest warning section i’ve ever written, mainly pwp, fluff at the end :>

* words: 2,266 of all this fiLTH

* warnings: AGED UP KATSUKI, ugh tumblr deleted my super long tags so now i must redo them, this is very long & filthy, whew let's go, dom!katsuki, sub!reader, semi-public sex, exhibitionism, slight voyeurism, office sex, reader is bent over the desk ofc, master/sir kink, a little pet play (he calls reader pet/kitten), dirty talk, degradation, fingering, breast/nipple play, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, orgasm denial (how contradicting), cunnilingus (f receiving), cum eating (both ends), talks of safeword/colour system but no actual usage, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (pls use protection irl!!), creampie, reader is kinda masochistic, pussy slapping, crying sex (no angst here tho), hair-pulling (m receiving if it matters), implied subspace, aftercare !! the best part !!

* a/n: so tumblr messed up sO much while i tried to post this, so i hope you like this! ty @toishi for sticking with me and all of my ramblings while writing this! (and ofc @dylanxmin for her lovely support!!) this is a VERY spicy thing, and almost had actual plot before i cut it out. if you like this, i may do a fluffier pt 2!! enjoy!

being a pro-hero's manager has its perks. the pay's good, the coworkers are pleasant, and travelling is pretty fun. to you, the best part is that you get to see your boyfriend of three years every day.

you've been dating pro-hero ground zero secretly, and you happen to be his manager. honestly, the latter came first in chronological order, but that doesn't matter anyway.

you first encountered ground zero (or as he was called back then, katsuki bakugou) during your time in the business course at ua. he bumped into you quite ungracefully, cursed at you, pushed past you, then let a startled but apologetic kirishima to apologize. it was fate, in kirishima's words.

such fate led you to manage ground zero five years ago, after slowly climbing your way up from managing smaller heroes to finally reaching the popular ones. bakugou had been the only popular hero with a manager opening; you learned why soon after being hired.

the spiky haired hero had a short fuse and a tendency to cuss. he was picky, indecent, and often reckless with his public image; the calmest you'd ever seen him was when he blew up villains and screaming "die."

however, things change - things change a lot. five years later, you're here: katsuki mumbling sweet things into the crook of your neck as his hands tease the waistband of your pencil skirt.

"katsuki, we can't- you have a meeting in fift- hng-!"

his lips find yours quickly, effectively quieting you down. you're sitting on katsuki's desk - a polished cherry wood thing that took too many weeks to find - as he towers above you, pinning you to your spot.

katsuki pauses, and pulls back, licking his lips. "sounds like a you problem."

"we really can't, this meeting is really important-" bakugou's fingers nimbly find their way under your skirt, deadly close to your panties. he really isn’t paying attention to you.

"and i'm the star of the show, the number one pro-hero-" if he hears you mutter 'that's midoriya,' he ignores you and continues, "-aren't i the most important one here?" his fingers rub your clothed clit, smirking at your audible gasp.

"k-katsuki, no-" you know he can feel the wet patch growing on your panties; from the way his determined eyes lock on yours, you know he won't be finished until you are too.

"how long do we have now, love?”

"thirteen minutes, but-"

"you're going to cum for me three times in the thirteen minutes we have."

it's not a question; it's a fact. you are going to cum three times in the next fifteen minutes.

“once on my fingers,” he puts a finger up, “once on my tongue,” another finger, “and once on my cock. the only thing you have to worry your pretty head about-“ he leans in close to your ear, voice dropping a couple octaves, “-is keeping quiet enough.”

his fingers push your panties to the side with ease and play teasingly with your wet folds. he circles your clit with his middle finger slowly, dragging out each languid movement with a smirk on his face. you flush at the lewd, wet noises he elicits from your pussy. you know that his fingers are coated in your arousal.

you look down in embarrassment, gripping the edge of the desk, and stare at the cotton material of your pencil skirt.

"slut." the word is spat from katsuki's mouth. his hand holds your chin; his touch barely ghosts your skin, but the command still exudes dominance. he tips his hand up, so you're looking into his intense eyes.

"look at me, slut." the word is emphasized by the plunging of three fingers in your wet core. you whine, unprepared by the sudden intrusion. your legs move uncomfortably against the fabric of your skirt, which restricts you from spreading open your legs wider. you want to clamp down on katsuki's hand, but you know that that won't end well.

"patience, kitten." either by intuition or his own frustration, he speaks up gruffly. "all in due time." his thumb starts to knead your aching bud as he thrusts in and out, knuckle deep in your pussy. glancing at the clock, he grows impatient, quickly attempting to unbutton your blouse before ripping off the rest entirely. you'd normally protest - you liked that blouse - but you find yourself falling short of words at the pressure on your pussy. katsuki goes at a more rigorous pace, thrusting fast and deep while his free hand snakes itself under your bra to play with your nipple. the added stimulation has you keening to his touch, suddenly aware of his every touch. he pulls your bra cup down, freeing your breast and bending down to to encapsulate the hardened bud in his mouth. his tongue circles your areola and flicks your nipple; meanwhile, his pace on your pussy hasn't relented.

soon, you feel the telltale feelings of pleasure bubbling through your body. you tense against him, gasping out his name and clawing at his back. your knees buckle as your climax washes over you, making your body go limp in his hand. bakugou lets go of your nipple with a popping noise, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. his other hand pulls out, and he outstretches three cum-soaked fingers to you, an unspoken code for "suck." you open your mouth obediently, sucking your salty juices off his slim digits.

"fuck," he cusses, eyes blown out wide in lust. "so fuckin' obedient for me, hm? such a fuckin' whore for your master."

you let go of the fingers in your mouth and nod.

his non-wet fingers grip the bottom of your skirt. "off. now."

"yes, master." you feel his eyes pierce you, watching you unzip your skirt and panties and let them pool around your legs. he holds you steady as you step out of the garments and toss them to the side.

"sit up." he taps the desk lightly.

"it'll get w-w-"

"did i stutter?"

"n-no, master."

he hums while you acquaint your bottom with the cold, hard wood of his desk.

"colour system, love?" his voice gets soft and he breaks the hard persona. his eyes are gentle, searching yours for any speck nervousness or hesitancy.

"green for 'i'm good, keep going,' yellow for 'slow down,' and red for 'stop.'"

"and if you can't speak?"

"three taps for red, two for yellow."

"what's your colour right now?"

"green, master."

his face hardens at the title. "always a good pet for me, aren't you?"

you nod. "yessir."

he spares another glance at the clock on the wall. "you're going to be a fucking good slut for master in the next 7 minutes, understand?"

"y-yessir."

"what was that, pet?"

"yessir."

"better be. spread." his fingers gesture to your legs.

he kneels before you, your drenched core spread out and on display for him at eye-level.

"so wet," he marvels, making your face heat up. like this, you're completely exposed to him; your breasts free from your bra, nipples hard against the cool air, and your pussy glistening under the light of his office.

he licks a long stripe up your folds, testing the waters. by now, the original intensity of your previous orgasm had worn off; despite this, when his tongue met your clit, you found yourself reaching for his hair, gripping it tightly. he groans into your pussy, poking his appendage through your folds and administrating kitten licks up and down your inner lips to slurp up whatever juices were left. the teasing doesn't last for long, however. he starts to suck harshly on your clit, making you buck into his face in overstimulation and surprise. you cry out at his unceasing ministrations, tugging on his hair and your toes curling. the overstimulation is too much; pain mixed with white hot pleasure blinds you. the lips closed against your clit go hard; you're not even sure how katsuki can breathe going at such a pace. the pain starts to blend into pure pleasure. you throw your arm over your mouth in attempt to stifle your noises, eyes shut tight. you feel tears line your eyes as you cum again, katsuki's tongue pressed flat against your pussy. the pleasure is five times more intense now; you cry out, sure anyone standing outside heard, and clutch katsuki's hair as you recover from your orgasm. your pussy convulses violently, and you pant in a similar manner.

"k-katsuki- master- i-" you breathe hard.

"one more for me, okay?" he rasps into your ear. "i know you can take it, kitten. so good for me..." his chin and lips shine with your essence.

you nod, spreading your sore legs further apart.

"colour?" he checks, hands starting to reach for his belt.

"green."

he nods and unbuckles, pulling his pants and boxers down to reveal his cock. katsuki leans in, hot breath fanning against you as he peppers kisses on your clavicle.

"you're gonna be a good cocksleeve for master, yeah? gonna be all fuckin' tight and wet for me?"

you whimper a shaky "yes," the head of his cock nudging your folds.

he eases his full length into you, the stretch always being something you always need to get used to. katsuki's not particularly girthy, but for what he lacks in girth he makes up in sheer length. he pushes in gently; it's clear on his face he wants nothing more than to ravage you, but he understands your needs.

"f-fuck," you gasps as he bottoms out.

"ring ring ring," the tone of katsuki's phone rings through the room.

you lean over the desk, reading the caller id.

"it's horikoshi corp?" you say to katsuki.

"pick it up." there's a mischievous gleam in his eyes, but there's no time to dwell on it before you pick up the call.

"is this the office of ground zero?" a male voice asks through the line.

"yessir-" katsuki starts moving inside you, to which you bite your lip. "h-how can i help you?"

"this is regarding the meeting scheduled for today?"

"y-yes?" you gasp, flinging a hand over your mouth as bakugou starts thrusting into your core roughly.

"i'm terribly sorry to say this, but it appears that our boss has come down with food poisoning from lunch."

"don't- don't worry about it-" your knuckles are white gripping the edge of the desk, and you're slightly bent over it.

katsuki continues to hammer into you, speed increasing quickly.

"could we reschedule to friday, at 1:30pm?"

your mind skims through katsuki's friday schedule. "u-um... y-yes-! that can be arranged..." you're not sure if he can hear the wet slapping noises coming from your end of the line - but the thought of him knowing your dirty deeds with katsuki made you even wetter.

"alright, thank you!" the man sounds relieved. "goodbye."

"bye!" you half slam the phone down on the receiver, chest heaving.

"it's your lucky day, huh, kitten?" katsuki purrs smoothly.

you nod, pressing yourself onto his desk so you're bent over it for him.

"such a fucking slut," you can hear the pride in his voice. "you like that, yeah? i can feel you clenching all around me. you're my fuckin' cockslut, right?"

your head bobs rapidly up and down. "yes, master- i'm-" you feel the familiar heat start to bubble in the pit of your stomach.

"don't you dare fucking cum yet," he growls in your ear, punctuating his words with a sharp thrust.

he presses you even harder into the desk, your breasts pushed up against the cold wood.

"k-katsuki...!”

"my little pain slut, isn't that right?"

"y-yes-! f-fuck, master-"

he slaps your clit, making a loud, wet sound resound through the room.

it almost sends you over the edge. almost.

"don't- cum-" katsuki grunts in between thrusts.

you're so close it almost hurts. the pleasure overwhelms you; you shut your eyes tight to distract yourself, but you can only hear the sound of katsuki's heavy breaths and his cock slamming into you.

"katsuki- master- please, i can't-" tears start to form in the corners of your eyes. the pleasure is just too much, beating into you incessantly.

"you can, and you will," he orders, voice firm.

"k-ka- ka-" you blubber, tears dropping from your cheeks. you know you won't be able to hold it much longer; your pussy aches in need of release. "pl- pl, ka-"

"cum." it was the only word you needed to find yourself toppling off the edge, euphoria rippling over you violently. tears stream down your cheeks, cum gushing from your heat. you're as limp as a doll in katsuki's arms, slumped against his desk. your pussy throbs, contracting violently - somewhere amidst your orgasm, katsuki had finished as well. your cheeks are wet, blouse thrown somewhere on the ground. your breathing is shaky as katsuki picks you up, stroking your hair delicately.

"hey, honey," he kisses your forehead softly.

you mumble incoherently, eyes drooping shut.

"you did so well for me... i didn't hurt you, did i?"

"no, 'suki.... 's good.... i liked it a lot..." you nuzzle into him, his body warmth comforting. katsuki smells of vanilla and caramel, a sweet combination that feels undeniably like home.

you don't remember many of the next events well; everything blurs into a haze. you feel him gently thumbing your tears away, slipping your skirt and panties on and buttoning up one of his extra dress shirts on you.

the last thing you hear is a gentle "i love you," and before you know it, you're drifting asleep.

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fakeloveaskblog · 2 years

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Hi!

sometimes i forget tumblr exists and i was indeed away

i just caught up to the story and f uck it was an emotional journey i will never recover from

can os please have an infinite infestation of tiny snails just everywhere for the rest of time because i hate him more than virgil

the watchers gc is absolutely spooky, with lil cobwebs and that one halloween font with orange and black and such, but the ringtone is horrificly contrasting to the layout, like lady gaga or smth

im so proud of remus! that is always a hard realisation and acceptance process, and to tell virgil like that was stunning.

Lukas i freakin love your writing, characterisation and just your way of making me feel deep emotions. you are so cooll

janus calling virgil goofy. thats it.

fellow british??

remy should stay at rowans place, i would love to see the conversations that happen

I hope you enjoy your break/vacay!!!!! You definetely deserve it :)) hopefully i will send more asks if i remember, gotta love short term memory

-🐌🕸

(hello C: welcome baaack. I'm back from my break as well and my dad has covid so I got lots of indoor quarantine time to write. Also Thanks!! im so glad you like my writing <33 i was kinda nervous i wouldn't be able to make it like emotionally strong enough after all the buildup so its really reasuring to hear

With your vote it is now a tie. 1 for Remy staying with Janus and 1 for Remy staying with Remus & Rowan. Either another person votes or I'll have to flip a coin fhjdk

btw ive seen some askblogs have like taglists. i can make a taglist for this blog if y'all want to? for memory help nd stuff)

Oswald was in the middle of brushing his teeth when he first noticed a tiny snail crawl on his hand. It moved onto the toothbrush and stopped to turn it's small snail head towards him.

It surprised him enough to make him drop the toothbrush into the sink. He took a step back and saw an entire horde of similarly tiny snails moving around his feet.

It barely took him a second of thinking before he grabbed onto the nearest heavy object and started swinging against any snail he could see. When he thought he had smacked one into a gooey little puddle he did a small smile to himself. But when he looked again the snail was still there. It stood still and stared directly up into his eyes.

He smacked the snail again and nothing changed. It was like the object simply went through it.

Oswald looked between the object in his hand and the many many snails on his floor before deciding to simply have a cigarette break.

"Ozzie you wouldn't mind cutting the fish you're supposed to instead of the table?" Oswald's coworker asked "The feeding is in 5 minutes, you know this! Are you high. Please don't tell me you're high. Last time a coworker was high here he nearly cut off his hand"

"It's a bit hard to focus on cutting fish heads when there is an infestation of snails all around me Brenda" He replied.

He chopped off one of the dead fishes' head while looking at her. It was muscle memory by now. She squinted at him.

"What snails?"

"Oh ha ha. You got me. Everyone is laughing. Good joke"

"There are three buckets of dead fish on the table but no snails and you better be finished with those three buckets in 5 minutes because I have a school class out there waiting to see some sharks snack on fish"

The coworker hadn't even had time to fully leave the room when Oswald muttered out some very mean words about her quite loudly. Something like "Din jävla hora"

"I can tell management if you insult me" She said while leaving.

"You can't prove anything sweetie!" He loudly replied in a fake cheery tone "Especially if it's in another language!"

"Just as a warning here, you're not afraid of octopi are you? Because I do have a little fella" Oswald asked.

"How the fuck should I know. Never seen one"

"I will take that as a no"

He had his hand gently intertwined with a short person as he lead them to his apartment. They were 20 years old. Give or take a few years. Looked a bit younger because of how tiny they were. They’d met only a couple hours ago.

He only let go of them to unlock the apartment door before holding it open for them. They ooohed and aaahed at the clean home.

"And it's still free? Like you haven't changed your mind in the latest minute since I asked? I can just like stay?"

"Of course. It's no trouble at all. I have people crashing at my place constantly" He sent them a warm look "I just can't stop myself from helping when I see someone in need. I barely use the couch anyway!"

They excitedly shook his arm around "Thanks Os!!! Just the thought of having to couch crush for like a month before being able to move into my new place was really tearing at my nerves!"

They threw their arms around him. He loosely hugged them back and moved one of his hands to pet the top of their head.

"Now you only have to crash on one singular couch. Or you can take the bed. I don't min-"

"Are those also your..pets?" They suddenly asked. They pressed themself a bit closer to him.

"What are you referring to dear?"

"The uhm the snails" They looked around the room "How are there so many. What the- Where- Why would you even have this many. And you let them just roam around? Don't they- Don't they like eat cables? And clothes? And uhh bite on human fingers?"

He let up into a laugh "Snails? Don't be silly. Look sometimes large amounts of stress can just make your brain go a bit weird. Make you see things that aren't there"

"THe snail just touched me! It touched me! I can feel it!"

He tightened the hug. Just enough so they wouldn't notice. "All you need is some sleep, dinner, maybe a warm bath. You'll feel muc-"

"I- I think I just remembered a friend of mine said I could stay with him- yeah- I'll just uhm like call him-"

They pushed themself away from him and shook a few snails away from their foot before letting out a hasty goodbye as they rushed out of the apartment.

Oswald let out a long sigh and rubbed his forehead as he could feel a headache start to kick in. He half assedly tried to step on one of the snails which of course didn't seem affected by it in the slightest.

"So now you decide to be visible huh" He muttered "Are you snails suddenly allergic to girls perhaps. Hopefully you're allergic to hammers as well"

#🐌🕸#ask #thanks for the ask <3

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rkorlov · 3 years

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MONDAY the movie (review)

Even though I’ve already made an hour long video review for my YouTube channel because why not? I still need to take my thoughts into written form and give them to anyone who comes across this on tumblr ‘cause yeah, I want to.

1. If you expect me to talk about nudity, nah, I don’t give a shit about that and just because I love Sebastian to bits doesn’t mean I’m gonna go ahead and sexualize him because that’s not me nor what I care for so as long as nude scenes concern me, that’s all I’ve got to say.

Also, if I see people body shaming any of the actors in this movie, Imma come for ya, bitches.

Now now, let’s go!

Overall, this is such an incredible and beautiful movie. Since I watched the trailer I knew that somehow I’d love it because it seemed fun and the characters in it were very real to me. And this is a surprise because I cannot begin to explain to you how much I despise romantic movies but this one? Damn, this one was so damn good.

The story pretty much follows Chloe and Mickey and they’re far from being perfect, that’s one of the things I like. They’re two flawed individuals who found each other and shared a night and a whole day that were enough to jump ahead and decide to begin a story. That was great,

One thing I enjoyed a whole lot is how well used was the typical trope of the airport scene. It was so fun to watch because the scene wasn’t there at the end but it was part of the beginning of their story, y’know and one thing I despise about RomComs and blahblah is that it’s always about meeting and falling in love but never about building the relationship AND THAT’S WHERE MONDAY GOT IT FUCKING RIGHT. They dedicated their time to actually build a relationship between the two MC’s, not just the typical we met, we fell in love, that’s all you need to know. Nono, these guys are moving in together, they’re sharing their time, screwing around, cooking for each other, learning to live with each other, getting through work, through life, seeing what they like about each other, fighting, making up. And that’s great because it’s REAL. That’s what real relationships are all about, about how you build knowing the two are totally flawed people who screw up a whole bunch and have issues.

The characters throughout the movie were so beautifully laid on that canvas, they had a development that felt real, and yeah, I’ll keep using the word real because even the camera work makes it feel like that. It only contributed to how much I really liked it... but back to the characters. AWESOME. I’m not really gonna spoil much because people need to see it but THEY’RE SUPER INTERESTING PEOPLE TO BE AROUND and in the entirety of it I was really moved by them.

Denise Gough, WHAT AN OUTSTANDING ACTRESS. DAMN. She’s so physical and it’s beautiful, and what I mean by this is that there are plenty of moments in which Chloe is only expressing herself through physical movement and Denise just managed to convey every feeling, thought and sentiment that Chloe was going through in a magnificent way. I really felt for her and there were countless scenes that gave me all the feels. She is the HIGHLIGHT of this story.

Sebastian... ah, what do I got to say about Sebastian? I love this dude, like immensely, and there’s a thing about his characters that he either makes me love them with all my heart (exhibit A: Bucky Barnes) or hate them to pieces (not even gonna talk about the jerk but name starts with F of fuck-you-bitch). Mickey was one of the ones I loved. His story made me feel so close to him and it’s a guy from which you can learn a lot, especially about one of the most important things the movie is about: seizing the moment, just living and taking those chances. What I liked the most about Mickey is that he’s got so much to live and learn yet, he’s sort of a man-child at times and you get that. He’s reckless, a mess, does everything last minute, I mean, if I dated a guy like him he’d probably drive me insane... and I guess that’s why I loved him, because he’s a mess and he knows and still tries his best with what he’s got. I just... I’m glad they grabbed a guy like Sebastian Stan who’s like perfect (in my definition he is, okay?) and everyone has a crush on and just had him portray this very flawed real man.

That’s the thing: Chloe and Mickey are so real because they both are imperfect and the movie is a true depiction of what being in a relationship with imperfect people is like, it’s not just the pretty things, it’s the everything that makes it work. It’s going past those first months of everything is pink color, everything is love and sex and beautiful and seeing how the person you love is a little different to what you pictured and yet, in spite of all those flaws and issues, you choose them.

Then, the message of the movie, the idea of just jumping into those ideas even if they’re insane. The living, loving with all you’ve got, fighting for the people you love ‘cause they’re worth it. Going out there and just being... I mean, it’s a reminder that all we really need is to go out there and do our very best to enjoy and have a great time.

I’m quite happy with this movie so good feelings over all.

#Monday the movie #Monday #Sebastian Stan #Denise Gough

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der-neurodivergente · 3 years

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The sad reality of the rise of asocial media

This is an essay regarding my observations inside as well as outside the realms the internet, and especially the rise of A(nti)-social media, has done to our lives, society and collective mind during the last decade.

As to me, I am 23 revolutions around the sun old now, my "internet journey", which was much like travelling into a black hole/ singularity, started when I was 13 years of age, exactly 10 years, a decade, ago.

Back then I had a facebook page to which I have gained 3000 "fans", Before f(uck)book decided to go all for (hyper-)capitalism/cooporatism I had a high interaction rate, silly memes got up to 100 likes. Back then, almost a year after I got that page and pushed it somewhat with "ads between content creators" (not paid ones, but through "s4s" (share for share)) , well shortly after a year, then I had drastically no reach. I reached only up to 10%, more like 5% of my actual followers/"fans"... It was a rarity when I got more than 10 likes and that was when I decided to give up on the idea of beeing a successful content creator: Because before that, I actually was one (in mid-terms), BEFORE COOPORATISM/HYPER-CAPITALISM, as I call it, has strangled my only way to interact with people.

I had zero friends in real life since I can think. My neurodivergencies/aspergers made me unable to connect. I was always pushed out by society, because I couldn't recognize and thus conform to societal rules. So internet was my only hope/escape. ANd I found people who could understand me for the first time in my life. It was kind of enlightening. But the downside was, many peers of 7 or 8 years ago either got their life together, or some very sad cases where, ...some people who were close to me have ended their lives by their own hand. Which is literally the saddest part of it all.

The first 2 till 3 years I literally had people of whom I regarded as the closest friends I ever had, although through the internet, is was mostly lost souls here on tumblr and some on facebook, and deviantart who had the same problem.

I had a great, or at least better, time during I was 15. And although I wasconsciously suicidal and/or depressed since I was 13, it gave me strength and light to keep fighting.

The internet was literally the only island in the eternal ocean of bullying, isolation and other childhood traumas I had.

Sadly, the internet has drastically changed since these two and a half years of internet usage.

I mostly learnt English through this. And this was also the reason why my love for science and physics was re-ignited, and my passion for mathematics started... That is literally the only long-term positive thing the internet has given to me: MY SPECIAL INTERESTS!

When I look back, the internet became asocial the more "trendy" it became, instagram was a huge deterioration, same with the downfall and cooporatism-ism of facebook.

The internet is now as hollow, shallow, dead, asocial, antisocial, primitive, boring, hateful , (hyper-)capitalistic as the outside world.

The media get even more asocial from day to day and I am sick of all this asocial people switching from real life bullying/ pushing outneurodivergent people to the same behaviour online.

And it makes me so sad. It's like I am in my glass prison of eternal isolation. I talk with myself all the time, because, well it's all dull and no one wants to listen.

Asocial media became a part of an antisocial society to extend their behaviour to people who couldn't afford to have a decent real life, now pushing them out off their previous last habitat, or place they somewhat once called "home". The internet is the natural habitat of the weird, well, it WAS, now the same intolerance and superficiality storms the interwebz from within. Since the internet became "in" for asocial society, it became less and less of a home for me and other weirdos/ nerds/ neurodivergent peers. We are going extinct. There's no refuge anymore.

That is why I want to learn web development myself and create a REALLY social social network and build up that refuge by my own, because, what I have learnt all my life: You have to do all by your self! No one is going to do the shit and necessary work for you other than yourself.

I have to free myself from this isolation desolation prison all by myself with help of no one.

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izuku is hot for buildings?? owo

Ha! That's my coffeeshop/uni AU for my friend Midway's birthday! Iiiii have no idea how to do the vertical line thingy in Tumblr so have an excerpt from it in sparkles italic sparkles form:

'Of course, Izuku imagines that any café is legally obligated to be comfortable and soft and plush and everything else inside, because there are burnt-out university students and jaded salary workers, and people of all sorts who want, at the end of the day, to come a place where they can sit back and inhale caffeine-laden beverages with a side of cream.

However, he has never seen a place that is quite so attuned to his own particular tastes. It might be rather stereotypical of him to immediately gravitate towards the books — the books! — that line the shelves along the walls, but he can't help it.

And the colour scheme appeals to him so much. He's seen cafés with hideous shades of yellow, and red, and blue, but this one consists almost fully of soft shades of rose and lavender, soothing the eyes, and somehow compelling him to sit down, alluring him.

Forget pansexual, gay, anything else. From today, Izuku is solely attracted to the inside of a random café outside the university. It is his only love.

He strides up to the counter. The cashier guy looks like he would rather be anywhere else than here. He also looks like he hasn't slept in days, and blames the world for it.

Izuku decides that he is to be called the Boy, because 'cashier guy' is, frankly, far too long.

'What's your order?' asks the Boy. His voice sounds like he has no fucks left to give.

If he hadn't been preoccupied with other thoughts, Izuku might have been able to coherently say that he wants a mocha with extra whipped cream.

Instead —

'The insides of buildings are so sexy,' he murmurs dreamily.

There is a pause, then:

'What the fuck?' demands the Boy, and somehow, his tone manages to simultaneously express scandalization, amazement, fear, and doubt as to whether Izuku is sane.'

And there you have it lmao

Coming out in AO3s near you in the first week of September :D

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SPN Spoiler Sheet, Update 8/15

Since filming is underway this week, this seemed like a good time to put this back out there. I don’t see the utter hysteria on here about the ending, (particularly involving Cas) on Tumblr here like I do on Twitter but why not have this be out there in the universe for all instead of only on my google account where I hoard spoilers like a squirrel.

I am a teacher prepping for online learning, so I haven’t had time to link sources other than “I saw this on social media” so DON’T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY FOR F*UCKS SAKE. Also, if you could not copy and paste this unto your bullshit journalism site, that would be awesome. Ahem. Certain person.

Under the cut...

DISCLAIMER: This is gathered info from various sources. This is not confirmed information. Stuff in this WILL be wrong. Don’t take this too seriously. This is for fun. Also, if you use this info for another publication, please let me know as a courtesy. Don’t be a dick. It's all out there, but it hurts to see my same phrasing on other publications after all the work I’ve done to consolidate it…

General Info (oldest to newest). This is a blend of pre-COVID and post COVID, so some might change.

They are adding a whole extra day to filming to do the final scene. They will film the final scene last. (Implies logistics- lots of returning people?) PRE COVID SPOILER,I would imagine that is no longer the case

In an interview, Kripe indicated that the series ending would have “peace” for Sam and Dean

Not much new at the TCA’s, but it was said it is “unlikely” Jeffery Dean Morgan will be back since his last appearance was such a good end note. There were some jokes about a Castiel spin off.

There will be a special tribute ep (Post COVID talk seems to indicate this will still happen)

Misha will be in 15 out of 20 episodes this season (he’s missed 3 so far and I suspect will miss 14 and 16, unclear about 19).

Cas’ deal with the Empty may come up later in the season.

Jack will be a critical part of the ending of the show

Dean and Amara’s connection will be explored

There will be a bunker themed episode (MarySue article)

In one of his cookbook interviews, Misha used the word “we” several times when talking about the final scene of Supernatural. He said that would be the last scene they shoot. It seemed to imply that he was in the scene, but that could be open to interpretation.

JaxCon/Vegas Con spoilers:

Misha said the ending was “happier than he expected” but also had some sadness. He later used “sad and redemptive”

Misha mentioned that Claire will be mentioned on the show, but as of yet not appear.

Dean says the line “stop killing my people” (to god?)

Jensen said he doesn’t see how the story could continue past this season, but Jared said its more of “a see you later”

Misha confirmed he’s in the final scene, but he also indicated he had one week of filming left (total?) PRE COVID SPOILERS

Al Cal posted a pic of a “thrown away” call sheet that seem to indicate Micheal, Lucifer, and a character named “Betty” interacting in the bunker. Unclear as to the validity.

There will be a flashback episode

Charlie (original flavor) will return

Filming will resume on Aug 18th. Per Canadian policy, they must quarantine for two weeks. Those quarantining seems to include:

Fairly Clear: Jared, Jensen, Jake Abel (Micheal), Rob Benedict (Chuck/God)

Unclear/Rumored: Misha (he is being deliberately cagey), Alex Calvert (Jack- AlCal lives in Vancouver so does not need to), Mark Pelligrino (Lucifer), Osric Chau (Kevin- but likely for another project, he was a week ahead of everyone else)

Reasons Unlikely: Sam Smith (chemo treatment), Kim Rhodes (working at a camp during quarantine)

Jensen said sp 19 is more of a season finale, while 20 is a series finale. Repeated in interviews/livestreams.

Megan Fitz. (Dabb’s former assistant/writer) complimented both Dabb’s and Glynn’s writing on twitter. Not sure if it is in reference to rewrites or the special retrospective that is planned.

Jensen indicated that the ending did change per COVID protocols. Unclear how much.

Misha is being very, very cagey about where he is. Some live streams seem to indicate he is not at home, but he has yet to confirm- his presence in 19/20 is hard to track. In an interview with Metaverse, he was in bed in a hotel looking space and you could see mountains in the background.

Misha has thrown around the words “final” and “what he <Misha> would have wanted” per Cas’ ending, “Sad/Proud” and “poignant” were also used.

Episode 15x14

Title: Last Holiday

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS: MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME – Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) discover a wood nymph (guest star Meagan Fey) living in the bunker who is determined to protect her family, at any cost. Eduardo Sanchez directed the episode written by Jeremy Adams (#1514). Original airdate 3/30/2020.

Written by: Jeremy Adams

Director: Eduardo Sanchez

Filming Dates:1/15- 1/24

Airdate: unknown- October?

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ? eh… I don't think so Jack ? yes

Guest stars:

Other Spoilers/info:

Misha mentioned being at an airport the first day of filming, maybe he’ll miss this one

The director shared a BTS shot with AlCal’s chair in the background. He also posted on that looked like the statues in hell. Lots of filming at the bunker. A few impala shots were shared as well.

In an EW article, a mysterious woman gives Sam and Dean every holiday they ever missed. Based on the title, I’m guessing this!

Episode 15x15

Title: Gimme Shelter

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS:

Written by: ?? Davy Perez???? They seem to be keeping it under wraps for some reason

Director: Matt Cohen

Filming Dates: 1/27-2/5

Airdate: unknown. October?

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ?yes Jack ? Yes

Guest stars:

Other Spoilers/info:

There was some filming done at the crossroads with only Misha.

Alex and Misha filmed together

It seems as if J2 didn’t film at all the first week, Misha filmed six or seven days, this is a Cas centric ep

Episode 15x16

Title: Drag Me Away (From You)

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS:

Written by: Megan Fitzmartin

Director: Amyn Kaderali

Filming Dates: 2/6-2/17

Airdate: unknown

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ? I think so… briefly? Jack ? not sure either.

Guest stars: IMDB credits Lisa Berry (Billie/Death)

Other Spoilers/info:

Alex got a cast of his face around the filming of this- so this ep or the one after

Looks like we get Dean in a robe!

They filmed at Rooster’s Sunrise Hotel for 3 days/nights

This might be the flashback ep

Episode 15x17

Title: Unity

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS:

Written by: Meredith Gylnn

Director: Catrion McKenzie

Filming Dates: 2/19-2/28

Airdate: unknown

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ? yes Jack ? yes

Guest stars: Rob benedict and Emily Sparrow

Other Spoilers/info:

Chuck and Amara trailers were seen on set when filming in a garden

Jensen was in NOLA Friday, possible Monday

“Uriel” was around for filming (Post COVID update: Misha seemed to indicate that this was because the actor was nearby filming? Not sure if this is to cover up the spoiler or the truth)

Alex and Jensen filmed in the imala

Episode 15x18

Title: The Truth (this might have changed?)

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS:

Written by: BOBO

Director: Speight

Filming Dates: 3/2--3/11

Airdate: unknown

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ? yes Jack ? yes

Guest stars:

Other Spoilers/info:

Misha and Alex filmed near the impala. J2 showed up later that night. This was the source of the “last time they all filmed on set” photo)

An really emotional scene was filmed with Misha and Jensen. Jared was definitely not there, but Alex was on the flight they took with Rich, so its possible he was too. This was revealed at a con in which the four of them were on a plane that had an in-flight problem.

Filming watchers saw a bro hug

Tape Ball posted a shot of field that looks like were dean came back from hell

Misha indicated this was his “favorite episode” in a recent interview

Episode 15x19

Title: Inherit the Earth

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS:

Written by: bucklelimg

Director:

Filming Dates:: 3/12-3/23/cancelled for COVID and then 8/18-8/26?? Unclear if they could use the two days they filmed or not

Airdate: unknown

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ? Jack ?

Guest stars:

Other Spoilers/info:

Production shut down as a precaution for coronavirus on 3/13, two days into filming. It is scheduled to start again on Aug 18th.

Jensen indicated there might be some re-writes for this ep to account for COVID protocols.

Episode 15x20

Title: Carry On

OFFICIAL SYNOPSIS:

Written by: I assume Dabb

Director:

Filming Dates:

Airdate: unknown. November per Misha.

Photos:

Promo:

Sneak Peak:

Castiel ? maaaaybe? Jack ? maaaaybe?

Guest stars:

Other Spoilers/info:

Misha is in the final scene, per pre COVID interviews.

Jake Abel used a “we” when he tweeted about getting back to work as soon as the virus scare ended, indicating Adam/Micheal would be part of the finale. He is quarantining, so this seems likely.

#supernatural #spn spoilers #spn season 15 #spoiler sheet

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(1/3)HELLO! It's me, Anon who loves you again(lol). But you can call me Zera since I feel like we are going to interact more now (if u want to of course). But Damn, I just went back to finally read your response and I agree so much with what you say. I have an entire essay to write back and this shitty ask will not let me express myself lmao. Anyway, those past few days I felt so shitty just because of how degratory people can be on the internet because they think they are anonymous.

(2/3)Tumblr at this point is so…f*ucked. Constant slandering denigration, muckraking and aspersions. Some people try to negate the toxic and keep it alive but this platform is a breeding place for mob mentality. I’ve seen so many people bullied out of the place just for having a differing opinion. And so many people being all woke trying to “spill tea”, “expose” real people. They tarnish people’s feelings and reputations all behind their safe anonymous cocoon.

(3/3) And they justify this abuse/slander with “I am allowed to express my opinions so gtfo if you don’t agree bitch”. They play the victim when people tell them that opinions do not mean denigrating real people for bullshit reasons with no real proof. At this point sweetie, I am just ranting. Sorry if I am bothering you with those negative thoughts but I felt so shitty those past few days and you are pratically the only one I can get behind in this hellhole tumblr shit. Also, I am writing out-

(Last Part) As I was TRYING TO SAY before the limit bullshit cut me off, I am writing out a response to your previous response to my previous ask. It’s way too long already so I will either need to send you through dm or cut it out into pieces after I have fully written everything out. Thankkk you so much for talking to me despite me being so sudden with you. I appreciate you so much and I hope you are taking care out there (both physically AND mentally). Also, loving those art reblogs

Hello Zera and nice to meet you by your name (or nickname, it’s cute anyway~) and I’m glad you like my fanart reblogs.

I am sorry that you are feeling shitty…it’s frustrating, to say the least, to see people hide behind anonymous and slander blogs, names, real people who are behind them, for an opinion, a taste, whatever. I find irritating even the words/expressions they use, maybe because as a non native English speaker I saw them for the first time used in this bad context so they are only associated to tumblr fake woke idiots and their ‘that’s the tea’ shit. And it’s ironic that they can talk shit about people however they want but when people do the same to them they justify with not only the reasons I listen in my last reply but also with this thing you mentioned, that they are allowed to express their opinion…like, what about the person they slandered? oh but they are not ‘valid’ (I hate this word too) because their opinion is wrong. Says them, ofc. Then ofc they start playing the victim because poor kids, everyone is a bully to them.

It’s ok to rant, I understand your feeling well and I’d like to tell you that if you ‘stop paying attention’ to this it will be ok, but I do fall into the frustration & irritation pit too sometimes. But it happens less often, cause I channeled my fandom time and interested on positive stuff instead and so I want to stay. I don’t want to be preachy or belittle this problem because I know how hard it is (and you can see in my blog that I struggled with these problems directly too, both from dumbasses like those you describe, and from a different kind of creep lol, and even in my other fandom there is slandering and calling out and horrible things), but recently even more, all this coronavirus lockdown (my country is in quarantine since more than a month now) and something horrible that happened to the person I love, made me reconsider certain things. At least for me, at least for now, their importance is dulled down now…Even more than before where I was already detached from fandom dramas.

And since I can see things from a detached perspective I might try ‘suggesting’ something to not let this shit get to you…because life is a b*tch and you can’t allow yourself to suffer for f*ckers who don’t even show themselves, hiding behind an anonymous, or running a shitty blog where they just shit on people, it doesn’t matter.

I don’t engage in fandom discussion (or, like they call it, ‘discourse’, another word I hate) anyway, and I recommend everyone to not engage in anything with those f*ckers. Not because you (not just you Zera but you guys in general) are scared of them but because what they want is attention, and receiving replies, reblogs, attacks, everything, is what they want. blocking them, even making fun of them like they do to others, is ok, cause it’s repaying them with their same treatment. But cut communication. Block people, everyone. These idiots, their friends, those who put likes on their shit, those who put likes on their shit but also to your stuff because they can’t pick a side and maybe they’re good people who don’t think much about these things. Block every single person who irritates you even just a little, and everyone around them. Unfollow people, but mostly block them. The fanarts I post now has little notes compared to the ones I had in the past when I posted them, because I blocked everyone who annoys me, everyone whose opinions annoy me, everyone who starts shit even though I don’t want to speak to them, like every SN/SI/canon stans and puritans and more. I unfollowed friends who followed one of those fake woke b*tches, who reblogged their stuff I didn’t want to see, and made them unfollow me. Marie Kondo my a** lol

And make it clear, so that those who’ll see these people shitting on someone who clearly said they blocked them, will realize who’s bullying who. Maybe it won’t change anything in the short period but in the long run it will, because these assholes have their same behavioral pattern, being overt or even more, covert narcissistic b*tches in need of attention, so if their target ignores them they’ll move to another, in the same ‘area’.

The temptation to check their blogs and see if they attack you, your friends, or what they do in order to protect yourself is strong, but it won’t help getting over this. I know it’s hard and I fell into this a lot, but we all should use fandoms in a positive way to get distracted when we feel like shit because of fandoms…like looking at fanarts, fanfiction or using some private chat group that you know it’s a safe space, even though I read that a dischord chat became moralistic hell unexpectedly, for some the people who joined.

Anyway, sometimes we (and I include myself) fall into this ‘addiction’ where we consider fandom things so important, and we neglect real life people and things…and negative shit like bullying, slandering and all this makes us feel horribly and it’s not different from real life bullying. Sometimes it’s even worse because we join a fandom as a distraction, an escape route sometimes for real life problems, and instead we end up feeling like shit because of it. But, as someone who spent a whole year trying to expose a very bad person who did bad things to me online, and as a person who was slandered many times and always fought back, I can say that letting this affect our real life is bad. Because real life is even harder and we don’t need more weights on our shoulders. And if something like illness or death get close to your circle of people, you realize how all this is pointless, how these f*ckers have no purpose in their pathetic lives other than making others feel bad, and how we can and must fight back everything, but not let it get inside our heads and hearts, where we must keep things we like, our fave characters, ships, dynamics, kinks, people, whatever.

Because, and really everything I say I tried and try on myself first, there will come a time where you’ll look back at this and you’ll realize you might have missed something more important in your life, real or online it doesn’t matter, both are important…Life, I was saying, sometimes is cruel in big and small ways, taking something or someone away from you when you least expect it, making it hard to do the things you like because some a**holes decides it’s wrong, online and offline (like, try feeding crows in my area and see how much hate you can get, and being hated for something so harmless is really horrible, and it’s like the real life representation of online shit imo) is too short to worry about shitty blogs run by shitty people or shitty anons~

I really hope you’re feeling better Zera, and if you celebrate Easter I wish you a happy one!

#Anonymous #replies &co #fanon and fandom stuff

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legendsgates · 5 years

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Underrated SCP List

I’ve decided to create an updated list of my favorite relatively-unknown skips, as well as other articles I think more people should know about. I’m leaving out the more popular ones like 682 or 049, since it’s easy to find and get info about those. These are SCPs that, tragically, tend to get overlooked.

Normal SCPs

SCP-001 (Dr Mann’s Proposal) The real juicy stuff here isn’t in the file itself, it’s in the attached O5-clearance document. And good lord, the implications give me chills.

SCP-001 (S Andrew Swann’s Proposal) It’s us.

SCP-370 (A Key) Don’t look. Don’t look. DON’T LOOK.

SCP-408 (Illusory Butterflies) The booooterflies! Kondraki’s best friends :3

SCP-413 (Endless Garage) SCPs can play pranks too.

SCP-447 (Ball of Green Slime) Could also be named ‘Too Bad We Can’t Market This’. I would recommend reading the experiment log.

SCP-504 (Critical Tomatoes) You know the trope where bad actors and comedians get tomatoes thrown at them? Well...

SCP-507 (Reluctant Dimension Hopper) Poor 507! He hasn’t been the same since he came back from 99P-UT1-24J. Or 952-7YD-ABBA, for that matter. Read the log!

SCP-597 (The Mother of Them All) This one is either incredibly unsettling, weirdly soothing to think about, or a godawful mixture of both.

SCP-632 (Intrusive Arachnid Thoughts) Arachnophobe’s Worst Nightmare. Don’t read if you’re scared of spiders.

SCP-743 (A Chocolate Fountain) …At least they get a good meal first?

SCP-939 (With Many Voices) Thorough and creepy. Especially 939-101! I can’t tell whether I should be scared or pitying. Do not read if people getting eaten freaks you out, and don’t read the ‘scp-939 reproduction’ page if decapitation (or internal parasites, possibly) is a squick.

SCP-1155 (Predatory Street Art) I would like to see who would win between this and 173.

SCP-1171 (Humans Go Home) To borrow the words of tumblr user @arctic-chameleonus... my thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished.

SCP-1459 (The Puppy Machine) Once you get past the inherent horror of the scenario, the test log is actually pretty damn funny. Or maybe I’m just nuts.

SCP-1545 (Larry the Loving Llama) Guys, stop calling him by all those different names - his name’s Larry.

SCP-1730 (What Happened to Site-13?) This one is a long, horrifying read - and it’s absolutely breathtaking. If you have time to kill and a taste for human corruption at its worst, come take a look!

SCP-2316 (Field Trip) You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

SCP-2357 (The Perfect SCP) The resignation letter of a Foundation employee... who specialized in memes and infohazards. If you’re not familiar with the Foundation-standard usage of those words, this is an easy and fun article to get a taste.

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SCP-2662 (cthulhu f'UCK OFF!) I feel so bad for them, they just want to be left a l o n e

SCP-2703 (For a Good Time Call) She’s so friendly and helpful, stop screaming when she appears! You were the one who called her and she just wants to help you have a good time!

SCP-3008 (A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA) It’s an IKEA - a totally normal, nonanomalous one. Not sure why it’s on the site.

SCP-3636 (World's Greatest Jukebox) Please screen the title and lyrics very closely before you try to play anything. And don’t even touch anything on the blacklist.

Joke SCPs

SCP-006-J / SCP-006-CU-EX (WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING / Cuddly Cwawies) BUGS! Read that in whatever inflection you desire.

SCP-048-J (Negative Probability Phrase) I swear, if you jinx us-

SCP-076-J (IN OWN WORDS) Totally not Able, fellow meat-slaves!

SCP-666-J (Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills) OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH GO

SCP-900-J (Modern Major Keter-Class) i’m sorry I can’t do this one justice

SCP-1543-J (The Sun Launcher) When in doubt, toss it into the sun.

Group-of-Interest Format

The Serpent’s Hand

A Love Letter to a Lady Mantis - and its sequel, A Wedding Gift for a Lady Mantis! An adorable romance. Don’t read if you’re scared of bugs.

Hello, I am an Eldritch Horror - You'll want to familiarize yourself with SCP-426 (I am a Toaster) first, but this adds a whole new depth to the SCP’s lore.

KoI Format - God is a fish.

Shark-Punching Center

SPC-001, Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. (It's Lonely At The Top, says the article third from the top.) Once something becomes too easy it’s not even worth doing anymore, right?

SPC-172-J (”Sword Sharks?!”, Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight) Y’all need to update your shark-identification guide, stat. And maybe don’t punch it right where the horn is. However, I must say I like your style of protocol naming.

Story

A Lesson in Power - Broken Masquerade canon. A gun is only so intimidating when you work with SCPs.

Ethical? - Broken Masquerade canon. There’s going to be a change in the Foundation’s hierarchy, now that they’re forced into the light.

Ethics Committee Orientation - Isn’t the Ethics Committee, like, a myth?

Tales of the Ethics Committee: The Foundation Eats Babies - How do you choose who lives and who dies? To quote Agent Strauss, “We’re a bit beyond trolley problems here.”

Termination_Order - How to execute someone who can turn you into spaghetti with a thought. This one gets dark - warning for rape mentions.

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." - Fucking Clef. That asshole.

Exceptional Cases Which Do Not Quite Fit Into Any Of The Aforementioned Categories

Abundance - this story is actually on the Wanderer’s Library site and doesn’t mention the foundation, but the slowly-growing unease turning to gradual horrified and/or disgusted understanding would make some scp articles proud.

The Ship In A Bottle Hub - Please. Please read it. At least the intro - it will show exactly what to expect.

[Edit: most recent addition to this post can be found here]

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