Midnight Pals: Sssspace Ssstory 2
JK Rowling: i don't need you lot!
Rowling: i don't need any of you!
Rowling: i'm gonna go over to sspace coven to tell my new sstory!
Barker: yeah have fun with that
Rowling: I will!!
Barker: they're all a bunch of nerds over there!
Poe: now clive that's not very fair
Barker: she's gonna find it out soon enough
[meanwhile, at space coven]
JK Rowling: hello children
Jules Verne: welcome, JK Rowling! I've been informed that you're the first woman ever to write science fiction
Verne: so we're proud to make you a member of our very select group
Verne: welcome to super friends!!!
Verne: i am called Ham because I enjoy ham radio
Verne: [pointing to HG Wells] this is email
Verne: [pointing to Isaac Asimov] cosine
Verne: [pointing to Robert Heinlein] report card
Verne: [pointing to Frank Herbert] mescaline
Verne: [pointing to Mary Shelley] and Mary
HG Wells: [arriving in a steam-powered dirigible] excelsior, fellow space-ka-teers!
HG Wells: it is I, HG Wells, chrononaut extradinaire!
Wells: i am simply a-quiver to hear some new story and-
Wells: oh crap, the gears fell off my top hat
Jules Verne: don't worry, my good man, you can borrow some of mine!
Rowling: ok sso here'ss my futurisstic sstory
Verne: whoa you can't start a story like that!
Rowling: oh? oh right, ssorry
Rowling: i meant 'ssubmitted for the approval of sspace coven, i call-'
Verne: no i mean you're not wearing any goggles
Wells: every super friend must wear at least 3 pairs of goggles at all times
Verne: it's the law!
Verne: won't you enjoy some of our "mind control cookies" ho ho ho
Rowling: what
Verne: oh i'm sorry are you not familiar with the music of dr steel???
Verne: he's ONLY our favorite musician
Rowling:
Verne: OMG you've GOT to listen to People of Earth
Verne: it's SO funny
Verne: we're all members of the army of toy soldiers
Rowling:
Verne: [playing Dr Steel album] haha ok so this is my favorite part coming up
HG Wells: are you playing dr steel? turn that hack off!
Rowling: oh thank god
Wells: you should be playing Aurelio Voltaire!
Verne: Dr steel!
Wells: Voltaire!
Verne: Dr steel!
Wells: Voltaire!
Rowling: I've been insspired
Rowling: my next book is going to be a manifessto against the FuMP
Rowling: today i have an exciting new story for you!
Rowling: those plebss over at midnight society couldn't appreciate this
Rowling: FUTURISTIC story!
Rowling: i think you sci fi people will really get this
Wells: huzzah!
Verne: huzzah!
Rowling: okay so
Rowling: just imagine
Rowling: a future world where a totalitarian government made up of blue-haired spoonies and their antifa goon squad
Rowling: have made it illegal to be cis
Rowling: one lone heroic terf is fighting for her right to be a gold star lesbian
Rowling: sssee, in the future, an evil coalition of trans autistic fat people
Rowling: force innocent lesbians to put pronouns in their bios
Rowling: or get sent to the woke gulag!
Rowling: where they're forced to apologize for their privilege!
HG Wells: i didn't understand any of that
Wells: i don't understand any of that
Verne: me neither
Robert Heinlein: me neither
Heinlein: except that one bit about a lesbian being involved
Heinlein: i did understand that word
Heinlein: and frankly i think i would like to hear more about lesbians
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I’ve been inspired by @milimeters-morales so here’s my transfemme miles HAIR hcs bc hair is vv important to me:
So first she rocks with it short and she doesn’t rlly feel a need to grow it out or anything since it honestly really helps with the mask and that didn’t contribute to her dysphoria, like at all. At first it made her kinda self conscious bc she always read shit about ppl hating like every aspect of themselves, but there’s a lot about her self that she genuinely just doesn’t give a fuck about and her hair is one of them buuuuutttt
She starts seeing those little memes of the blk girl starter pack or throwback pics of favorite beads and she’s feeling a little jealous…and she feels so ridiculous bc no way is she getting this upset bc of a Twitter trend but she is and so she decides to do what she always does when she’s upset and just wants to rant as opposed to finding a solution; she goes to uncle Aaron
He hooks her up with the best braider on the block and listen, Miles KNOWS it’s gonna be a nightmare when she has to do spider stuff, she KNOWS she’ll probably have to take the beads out soon for stealth reasons, but for now she grins in the mirror and shakes her head till she’s dizzy just to hear the click clacking of the red and blue beads <3
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I need to say something and I need y'all to be calm
if it isn't actively bad or harmful, no representation should be called "too simple" or "too surface level"
I have a whole argument for this about the barbie movie but today I wanna talk about a show called "the babysitters club" on Netflix
(obligatory disclaimer that I watched only two episodes of this show so if it's super problematic I'm sorry) (yes. I know it's based on a book, this is about the show)
this is a silly 8+ show that my 9 year old sister is watching and it manages to tackle so many complex topics in such an easy way. basic premise is these 13 year old girls have a babysitting agency.
in one episode, a girl babysits this transfem kid. the approach is super simple, with the kid saying stuff like "oh no, those are my old boy clothes, these are my girl clothes". they have to go to the doctor and everyone is calling the kid by her dead name and using he/him and this 13 year old snaps at like a group of doctors and they all listen to her. it's pure fantasy and any person versed in trans theory would point out a bunch of mistakes.
but after watching this episode, my little sister started switching to my name instead of my dead name and intercalating he/him pronouns when talking about me.
one of the 13 years old is a diabetic and sometimes her whole personality is taken over by that. but she has this episode where she pushes herself to her limit and passes out and talks about being in a coma for a while because of not recognizing the limits of her disability.
and this allowed my 9 year old sister to understand me better when I say "I really want to play with you but right now my body physically can't do that" (I'm disabled). she has even asked me why I'm pushing myself, why I'm not using my crutches when I complain about pain.
my mom is 50 years old and watching this show with my sister. she said the episode about the diabetic girl helped her understand me and my disability better. she grew up disabled as well, but she was taught to shut up and power through.
yes, silly simple representation can annoy you if you've read thousands of pages about queer liberation or disability radical thought, but sometimes things are not for you.
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Doing this because it makes me happy •Ꮂ•. Im making it difficult on all of you though.
1 note- I'll go drink water
10 notes - I'll set alarms to actually care for myself
50 notes - set up a daily productivity system so I stop wasting my time doing nothing.
100 notes - ask my friends to help me buy a skirt
500 notes - get a bra & a whole bunch of other affirming clothing !!!
1k - tell my dad that my gf is also trans
2.5k - ask my dad to address me by my prefferred name & pronouns 1k went pretty poorly, so I dont feel super comfortable making an attempt on this.
5k - try to get therapy/psychologist
10k - girl mode at all times (start actively wearing makeup/clothing/doing voice training around people at all times)
50k - try for HRT (0% chance) (also no guarantee on this one)
Asfgg. It feels surprisingly good to have a bunch of strangers who want me to be happy
I have now set up alarms for eating, waking up, and hygene related stuff. I seriously doubt we get to 500, but this has made me significantly happier •Ꮂ•
Doing some math... 25 notes in 4 hours. 6.25 notes per hour. 8000 hours or 333 days until this hits 50k. Hrt in a year ig.
Um. Wow. Its been a day, and we're almost at 300. Everything 500 & below was supposed to be things I'd do with minimal intervention. But now, we're getting to the scarier stuff. I am very intimidated, but also excited
My gf really badly wanted to be here when I buy some of the clothing, so the skirt will be this week, the rest of the clothing will be when she comes back from vacation
Saying that you're force femming me is so not allowed. This is unfair. You have no right to make me feel the ways Im feelingggg. Stop making me happy.
Welp. I told him about my girlfriend. And things went about as poorly as expected. He said that Im parroting what other people think. Slowly taking little parts of them, and applying them to myself. Specifically, being trans. He didnt even leave it to maybes. He said with certainty that I was copying everyone else. I know 9 trans people total. Only 2 of them are my close friends. Everyone else, Im barely aquaintences with. I should have told him that regardless of whatever theories he has, this has boosted my confidence massively. Slightly less excited for 2.5k notes. At least everything after that is very positive. And at least this lets me talk about my girlfriend for ages. I dont have to say her deadname through gritted teeth. Oh context. He already knows Im trans but was ignoring it.
I GOT A SKIRT!!!!!
Thank all of you so much. At first when I got the skirt, I was pretty intimidated by the idea of showing my legs. I thought everyone will just see me as a man. But there's a degree of confidence you all have given me. Yeah. Im pretty. Yeah, Im beautiful even. Yeah. Its a friggin fantastic skirt. And anyone who thinks otherwise is dumb. Im happy, and thats what matters.
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