#( .: musings :. )

[thatdisasterauthor]

You know what really proves the decline in clothing quality? The fact that mosquitos can bite you through jeans. That should not be allowed.

[scriptastra]

[inkpressedpetals]

[johannestevans]

Monstrous cock that's an immediate and irreversible threat. Begging them not to come inside or to fuck their arse instead because as soon as they come they'll be instantly bred, belly bulging large enough to stop them standing to flee

Tits growing painfully fast, milk dripping uncontrollably over their skin, sitting on top of their fat and aching stomach, overstimulated tears on their cheeks

[muzzleguppy]

John Constantine was made to represent the common man. However he was later stripped of said humanity because comic writers couldn’t handle relating to a bi, mentally ill, homeless British guy.

I think a reason why many Hellblazer fans relate to John is because he IS them. Some Bloke who struggles. Who represents the average working class man. Friends struggling with addiction that consumes him like a monster. Ghost of past relationships that eats away at him and ruin his interpersonal relationship. Stigmatised mental health that makes it impossible for him to keep a job (an essay I am almost down btw) he’s so funny or relatable in a horror situation because he just wants to survive. A base urge all humanity can relate to. When he sees a monster he doesn’t go to slay it out of some heroism. He goes “fuck no” and sods off.

But.

Noticeably later writers chose to remove aspects about him that made him relatable. Kind. Like his love. Such a core feature of him removed and replaced with this overly cynical view of the world. I don’t think this was done out of malicious intent. While his character largely changes in newer comics to fit a narrative (and steal characters like Zatanna’s spotlight. Which is weird cus it kinda just feels like they wanted a man to take his role) I think it was instead new writers being uncomfortable about what he represents. How he was close to them. In an attempt to make John before “consumable” they villainised the very groups that read his comics.

Or something idk.

Consumerism killing the common man. Funny. Exactly what John protests about.

[scriptastra]

[udoncurrybowl]

welcome to tumblr, the only place on the internet where you regularly whiplash between feeling like you're a hypermodern peasant in the middle ages and an oldie blinking wonderously at modern-day fandom space

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[inkpressedpetals]

[totally-stoked]

maybe i’m autistic or asexual or both but i cannot even fathom the idea of cheating on someone. like why would you do that

[blurredcoffeeforme]

[the-storm-chaser]

//So uh I saw this and uh....uh....VIBES?!

[shamebats]

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

[udoncurrybowl]

why not all 6 at the same time? you are a creature of freedom and creation. go, let loose your demons

Best things for a ship to have or be:

Horny

Insane

Religious/spiritual themes

Obsession

Age gap

Doomed

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[lambofmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too