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Talking Pictures Season 2 Official Podcast | Episode 3 | Max
#*talking pictures#*interviews#*interview#*press#here's the youtube version <3#Youtube#margot robbie
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#😭😭😭😭😭#WHAT…DHDJDKDKK#I can’t breathe#what#danny devito#I reposted this purely cos of the Danny like stop the press!!#I SUPPORT BIG DICK BOTTOMS!#I love bottoms with huge useless cocks#that’s peak really
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#philosophy#math#the button#how many times can i press#I'd give the money back#let's say half of it#rich girl#trans#transfem#196#r196#mtf
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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro
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Some pages from my book of pressed flowers
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bruce and dick, father and son? classic. batman and robin, partners in justice? exciting. bruce and dick, brothers with a huge age gap? more likely than you think.
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Jason: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce, patting his back: it’s alright son, let’s play again
Dick: *loses in a game against bruce*
Bruce: that’s for calling me old
Dick, screaming at Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?!
Duke, new to the fam, very concerned: what’s happening?
Tim: you don’t wanna know
Duke, nervous: …is it something really bad?
Tim, gravely: yes
Dick, shaking Bruce: HOW COULD YOU?! HOW COULD YOU DRINK MY SMOOTHIE?!
Duke:
Alfred: *pointedly looking at the broken window*
Bruce: dick did it
Dick, in space, on call with Alfred: i wasn’t even anywhere NEAR there
Cass: fuck!
Bruce: language
Steph: let my girl say fuck
Bruce: language.
TV playing in the background: ..nd SCORE! unfortunately, the Gotham Guardsmen have lost to Metropolis Metros once m—
Dick, from the couch: motherfUCKER
Bruce, angrily: metropolis BASTARDS
Cass:
Cass: not fair >:[
In a restaurant
Barbara: dick can you pass me the salt
Dick, with headphones on, not hearing her:
Barbara: dick? dick. dick!
Bruce: ill get it
Bruce: *reaches for the salt near dick’s plate*
Dick: *suddenly has his arms around his food, his fork clattering to the ground, their drinks spilling everywhere*
Bruce:
Dick:
Barbara:
Dick: ...in my defense these are some real good nachos
Dick: *waltzes inside bruce’s room, not saying anything*
Bruce: ...?
Dick: *looks at the pictures on the walls*
Bruce: can i help you??
Dick: *checks himself out in the mirror*
Bruce: please do that in your own room
Dick: *turns on the lights and rummages in the drawers*
Bruce: i already ate all the snacks there
Dick: *leaves* *doesn’t close the door*
Bruce:
Damian, also in the room:
Damian, in realization: jason got it from him
#let them be brothers#maybe then theyll actually get along#(or maybe itll make them worse)#bruce and dick#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#duke thomas#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#also yes dick actually was the one who broke the window#he pressed the wrong button and it launched his wingding across space and it somehow reached wayne manor#jason todd#stephanie brown#damian wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#batfam#✍️#damian: it is perturbing to share a brother with my father#jon: same!#jon (internally): wtf is a perturbing 😃
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me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character's fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd
#luka alnst#alnst luka#luka alien stage#press secretary carson#carson tsv#alnst ivan#ivan alien stage#ivan alnst#elijah volkov#chnt elijah#soren baltimore#chnt soren
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"Stuck in the timeloop as a punishment" is cool and all, but stuck in the timeloop voluntarily though? Oh, brother. Stuck in the timeloop cause you just can't move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know that it's not real and whatever should've happen already did. Stuck in the timeloop even if doesn't makes you happy. You just can't bear the thought of not being able to see them ever again. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know you should move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know they would want you to move on.
But maybe just a little while longer.
#press esc to leave#i need a tag for rambling#this post is 100% not about anything in particular mutuals don't look at it nor don't look at following tags please /gen#to the moon#sigmund corp#sigcorp#sigcorp spoilers#to the moon spoilers#neil watts#eva rosalene
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#handcrafted meme fresh off the presses#does this resonate with anyone#wizardposting#meme#not touchstarved#wizard#what do I tag lmao
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sonic#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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#*press#*greta#*barbie#*interviews#*interview#tw: panic mention#//they look like such a power couple in this photo lol love them sm <3
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Dick, bouncing into the cave happily, his arms outstretched for a hug: B!
Bruce, incredibly overstimulated from a long day of Gala’s, tea parties, and other social events: No *actively shrinking into himself*
Dick, stepping back but still smiling: No good today? Thats alright, can I sit by you?
Bruce, avoiding his son’s eyes and trying his best to unclench his hand: *nods*
Dick hums softly and sits on the floor by Bruce’s chair: Thanks Dad… can I keep talking?
Bruce twitches and thinks it over, before shaking his head: No
Dick, nods and pulls out his phone, content on being silent his with his Dad
#dc universe#dcu#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dc#good dad bruce wayne#bruce wayne is a good parent#batkids#dick grayson#after a full day of decompressing Bruce gets back to a state that’s close to his normal self#the next day Bruce finds his eldest and presses a soft kiss to his forehead while hugging him close#dick has known Bruce the longest and has taken the most amount of time getting to know why Bruce is the way he is#autistic bruce wayne#he lets Dick have the longest yap session known to man just like when they were younger#they just love to gossip with each other
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i need a compilation of zac oyama's PCs getting nasty. like i need "do you have a fucking warrant" and "loser says what" and "who do you know in this room right now" and "i know a story about a real creep who had a scroll" and "where is your bulb now" and every version of "i'm gonna do the work to love cody" all in one place. for science.
#stuff#zac oyama#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#tagging that specifically because both of those gorgug moments are from jy#gorgug thistlespring#ricky matsui#norman skip takamori#pib neverafter#lapin cadbury#zoyama#i will not be taking questions at this time#i love zac playing a nasty little stinker (pib/skip)#but i equally love zac playing a Very Good Boy who will pop OFF when his buttons are pressed (gorgug/ricky)#lapin is in a class by himself lmao#dropout
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