#3 In 1 Device

[angel-and-the-serpent]

GUYS. GUYS.

[gunpowdercarousel]

Me, the DM: Alright guys, what're your characters for the new campaign? Remember, we're starting at level one.

Bill: Alright cool yeah no problemo, so I'm like a legendary folk hero guy, right? EVERYBODY knows me. I'm super famous. I'm like the hero of the Sword Coast, I've killed minotaurs, stopped cults, fought devils in the Hells, saved the world countless times, all that jazz. Also my dad's a duke, I'm rich, and there's this really hot demon lady who's my patron.

Me: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-

Carla: Oh! I'll go! So I'm a badass tiefling lady, I've been fighting in the Blood War for a decade, I've killed loads of demons - like SO MANY demons - and also my heart is an infernal engine. So I'm constantly on fire basically and anyone who touches me gets burned to ashes instantly. Like just boom dead. TOASTED.

Me: UUUUUUUUUUGH-

Gabe: Lame. Alright, so check this out. Lemme lay this on ya, right? So you know Mystra, the Goddess of Magic?

Me, visibly terrified: .............uh huh?

Gabe: Heheheheh. Yeah. Uh huh. That's right.

Me: .....What-

Gabe: Fucked her.

Me: UM.

Gabe: Also I'm a nuclear bomb

[baconplasm]

drawing for myself and idk 2 other fans

[sysig]

Portal 2 replay review: Hrmnnngggngmngm 💕💖💝💞✨❤️💗

[wikitpowers]

someone probably asked this before, but what's your top 5 tsc books, characters and ships? have a great dayy <3

OOOH NO DON'T ASK ME FOR FAVS OR I WILL ACTUALLY COMBUST THIS IS TOO HARD !!!

but okay,,, let me think oof let's go (i'm stressed)

my top 5 books are probably:

lady midnight

city of glass

city of heavenly fire

clockwork angel

queen of air and darkness

my top 5 characters (why are u doing this to me):

KIT HERONDALE (are we surprised?)

ty blackthorn

jem carstairs

magnus bane

emma carstairs

AND dru blackthorn (my beloved❤️‍🔥) -> i genuinely refuse to not put her on the list (and ik for a fact she will become even cooler in twp and i’ll fall apart)

my fav 5 (kill me) ships are:

KITTY (<3)

malec

blackstairs

herongraystairs

morgenthorn (i need to add them bc i know they will eat up that enemies-to-lovers plotline)

[ask-the-bone-boys]

What'cha doing with that US-062[etc] tab there?

"I'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE--"

"Y-YOU'RE-- A-AHEM!-- RRE.. REFERRING, T---"

[HARSHER COUGHING]

"UGH, I-- [COUGH] -I HHAVE TO, GO, JUST-- DON'T-- [COUGH] --DON'T CONCERN YYOURSELF, WITH-- W-ITH-- [COUGH] -A-ANY OF. THAT."

[silentassassin21]

eddie being super competent in his first episode and then never again makes so much sense when you consider that literally every day after that he and buck are attached at the hip and they lose every braincell they have when they're together

[simmysunset]

just thought i'd leave this here

thanks to this wonderful video, i learned how to get access to all of the sims 4 expansions totally legally. if you don't wanna go through all those steps, you might just be able to get them, too, if you follow this link...

instructions can be found in the video or in the tags. i will make my own video for my process in the future. when i do, i'll edit this post and link it here.

[sunshineyoujustwait]

max and charles road tripping across america?? who am I. (this idea started consuming my brain approx 24 hours ago and I haven’t been able to let it go since)

the writing process on this one is fast (right now) but it’s still gonna be a long fic so here’s a snippet in the meantime just for fun:

"It's mental," Max says, because he's never really trusted ovals. Feels unnatural, like you're trapped on a hamster wheel, no open road in front of you. "It's amazing," Charles breathes out, eyes lighting up.  Max can see it then; Charles, glorious and unburdened under the midwestern sun. He thinks it'd be something pretty special to watch. Just Charles and a car, nothing else. Nothing but raw speed and a healthy dose of insanity. "You think you'd like to do it?" "Maybe, one day," Charles grins, climbing up the banking.  "You'd win," Max says, and Charles turns to stare at him. "What?" He shrugs, it's the truth. "In a spec series, nothing to hold you back. Of course you'd win." No Ferrari to hold you back.  The comment hangs there, for a minute, itching to be heard. Max swears he can feel a prickle on the back of his neck, like any minute he'll turn around and the ghost of Enzo Ferrari will be standing there, glaring at him under the Indianapolis sunshine.  Ferrari, he thinks again. Just to taunt himself. Like Beetlejuice. He glances over his shoulder, wonders if he's going crazy.  "Maybe I would," Charles concedes, shaking Max out of his stupor. It's reassuring in a way, that Charles hasn't lost sight of his own abilities despite the clusterfuck around him.  He smirks at Max. "Since you're too scared to race ovals." It sounds, in Charles' own complicated way, like a promise. You're the only one that could ever catch me. "I'm not scared," Max protests, though he does glance at the banking under him in suspicion. "I just don't like them." Charles laughs, like he sees right through him.  "You can admit it, we're the only ones here." 

[invinciblerodent]

it's been a while since I've picked up my tablet, but I tried to doodle a bit today, and so far this is the most Iona-Iona that I've ever managed to get on the page! (Now that I have a PC that can actually handle it, it might be fun to try to learn digital painting again ❤️)

[amethystina]

Got to say, I love your works! Especially the recent 'It is mine to avenge'. It's honestly awesome.

When do you think Yo Han would start to track Ga On? Because he definitely would, but could you see him doing it during the show, or starting post-canon? Do you think it would be triggered by something like Ga On going off the radar for a bit or Yo Han taking the initiative before anything happens?

Thank you so much! I'm so glad you liked it! It's been a while since I stretched my action-writing muscles, it felt like, so it was a nice change of pace! ;)

As for when Yo Han started tracking Ga On, I'd say: As soon as possible. And I could definitely see him doing it during the drama. It could have started as a way to keep track of Ga On because Yo Han knew Ga On was a spy, but then they got closer and he just... never stopped. Because, at that point, it was more due to protectiveness than anything else.

Like, honestly. There's a scene in episode 3 where Yo Han comes back from his fight with the man who planted the bomb in his office and he hands over Ga On's phone. Or gives it back, rather, since, apparently, he's kept it hostage since the explosion? He even says that he's giving it back as a present since Ga On had behaved that day.

(How very Morally Grey Gothic Hero of you, Yo Han, kidnapping young, doe-eyed men to keep them locked away inside your hugeass mansion)

What's to say Yo Han wasn't tracking Ga On the entire time, since he apparently had unrestricted access to Ga On's phone for at least a whole day?

That's mere speculation, though. We're not really given any indication that Yo Han is tracking Ga On during the drama but, if you want to, it's easy to find arguments and opportunities ;)

But, either way, I think that Yo Han would start tracking Ga On before anything actually happens, as a safety measure. I mean, someone who's so keen on being at least two steps ahead of everyone else (not to mention extremely protective) wouldn't wait until after a threat has already showed up, would he? He'd want to secure an easy and reliable way to track Ga On long before that.

And as for how long it takes Ga On to figure out that Yo Han is tracking him — and how he reacts when he does? Well, those are clearly different questions entirely xD

[coffinsister]

Hey mutuals if you get a follow from a blog called @angel-advice that's us !!! We remade our main so it finally shows it if we follow back ! :3

[bibleofficial]

so turns out verizon fucking locks all new devices for 60 days but just … failed to tell me or my parents before we got it to fucking MAIL OUT OF THE US -_-

[serendipitous-mage]

why do fire alarm batteries

ONLY

ever need replacing when you are dead fucking asleep

did i enrage god? does she hate me now as i too hate this creation of ours? when will she replace MY batteries

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

because i don’t like or care about him i don’t really give too much thought to possible izzy backstories or headcanons or whatever. and when i see other people coming up with ideas i only consider them for their potential for comedic value. like for example, any backstory that involves ed and izzy having sex is clearly an “ed doesn’t even remember it happened but for izzy it was a life-changing experience” situation.

and what’s fun about taking this approach to izzy is that i’m absolutely positive that david jenkins is thinking about him in the same way