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[sugakookiesbutbadass]

[datasoong47]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[us-costco-official]

they were so funny for this

[spr0utsies]

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

@one-time-i-dreamt 's pfp looks like an ace attorney mugshot tbh

[disableddyke]

onion not even doing satire at this point

[jarondont]

You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[deathpov]

[datasoong47]

[cassandragemini]

in case you wondering what twitters like rn the answer is "not good"

[boltlightning]

in every workplace there should be a secret button you can press and if everyone presses it the workweek immediately ends and you can go outside and play instead of sending email

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

"Am I scary yet?"

-Pearlescentmoon

(about 1:45 in this Vodskall video)