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100 Quirky Fun Life Hacks

1. Use a paper clip to fix a broken zipper pull.

2. Freeze grapes to chill white wine without diluting it.

3. Store bed sheets inside their matching pillowcase.

4. Use a trousers hanger as a cookbook holder.

5. Put a wooden spoon over boiling water to prevent overflows.

6. Use muffin tins for condiment assortments at BBQs.

7. Place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush.

8. Use nail polish to differentiate keys.

9. Cut soft cheese or cake with unscented dental floss.

10. Use a squeegee to remove pet hair from furniture.

11. Put pancake mix in a ketchup bottle for a no-mess experience.

12. Use old newspaper to deodorize food containers.

13. Clean your keyboard with sticky notes.

14. Use a can opener to safely open blister packs.

15. Amplify your phone’s speaker with a cup.

16. Use ice cubes to remove furniture indentations in carpet.

17. Use a banana peel to shine shoes.

18. Put a dry towel in the dryer to speed up the drying process.

19. Use a hanging shoe rack to organize cleaning supplies.

20. Use toothpaste to clear up hazy car headlights.

21. Drop Alka-Seltzer tabs to clean a toilet.

22. Freeze aloe vera gel in ice cube trays for sunburn relief.

23. Store ice cream in a zip-top bag to keep it soft.

24. Use a bread tab to hold your spot on a roll of tape.

25. Thread a necklace through a straw to prevent tangling.

26. Blow-dry your mirror to prevent fogging.

27. Use a pool noodle to fill your mop bucket.

28. Use a tennis ball to hold pens or as a towel holder.

29. Clean sneakers with toothpaste.

30. Use a lint roller to clean out your purse or backpack.

31. Use a pasta ladle to measure one serving of spaghetti.

32. Use a pillowcase to clean ceiling fans.

33. Place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush.

34. Use a post-it note when drilling to catch dust.

35. Wrap gifts with fabric for reusable wrapping.

36. Flip a toaster on its side for grilled cheese.

37. Prevent pot boiling over with a wooden spoon.

38. Infuse olive oil with garlic for instant bread dip.

39. Freeze lemon slices and water for instant refreshing drinks.

40. Use a hair straightener to iron collar edges.

41. Cook two pizzas at once by cutting them in half and laying them flat.

42. Use a microfiber cloth to clean your glasses with vinegar.

43. Use a carabiner to carry multiple grocery bags.

44. Freeze a sponge in a zip bag for an ice pack that won’t drip.

45. Write with a whiteboard marker on appliances to track perishables.

46. Use an egg slicer for equally sliced mushrooms.

47. Put a damp sponge in the microwave to disinfect it.

48. Layer scented dryer sheets between sheets for a fresh bed.

49. Soak a sponge in water and soap, freeze it for a DIY ice pack that cleans.

50. Use binder clips to fix a broken keyboard foot.

51. Make a tablet stand from a cutting board and a scrunchie.

52. Stash emergency cash in a ChapStick tube.

53. Plant herbs in a wine rack with glass jars.

54. Organize cables with binder clips on a desk edge.

55. Clean blender by blending water and soap.

56. Stuff newspaper in wet shoes for quick drying.

57. Use a muffin tin to serve condiments at a picnic.

58. Turn a magazine holder into a shelf by mounting it sideways.

59. Keep apple slices from browning with a rubber band.

60. Use a plastic bottle as a makeshift watering can.

61. Drop a few marshmallows into brown sugar to prevent hardening.

62. Clean your iron by ironing salt on wax paper.

63. Use a vegetable peeler to slice cheese thinly.

64. Sharpen scissors by cutting fine-grit sandpaper.

65. Use crayons as emergency candles.

66. Place a wooden spoon in a pot to prevent boiling over.

67. Make your own ice pack by freezing dish soap.

68. Organize your closet by hanging bags with shower curtain rings.

69. Keep cords organized with bread tags.

70. Use a colander to evenly distribute powdered sugar.

71. Make a DIY sprinkler with a punctured plastic bottle.

72. Use a wine cork to safely store needles.

73. Store sheet sets inside their corresponding pillowcase.

74. Freeze coffee in ice cube trays for undiluted iced coffee.

75. Use beeswax to waterproof shoes.

76. Use a magnetic strip to organize bobby pins and tweezers.

77. Remove pet hair with a squeegee.

78. Use old CD racks for bagel sandwich holders.

79. Use a potato to unscrew a broken lightbulb.

80. Use a salad spinner to fluff down jackets.

81. Use glasses as a makeshift smartphone tripod.

82. Keep your earbuds in a mint container when not in use.

83. Seal plastic bags with the top of a water bottle; cut the top off and slide the bag through the neck.

84. Convert a cardboard box into a makeshift sled.

85. Turn a plastic bottle into a makeshift piggy bank.

86. Keep a bar of soap in the same drawer as your dirty laundry to keep it smelling fresh.

87. Use old socks as sleeves to protect drinks from warming or hands from cold.

88. Use a wine bottle as a rolling pin.

89. Make a no-sew pet bed from an old sweater.

90. Cut an old milk jug into a dustpan.

91. Use a yoga mat under rugs for extra no-slip safety.

92. Use a waffle iron to make cinnamon rolls.

93. Turn a bread clip into a holder for tapes on a tape roll.

94. Put Vaseline on the end of a nail polish bottle for easy opening.

95. Use a vegetable peeler to make chocolate curls.

96. Use a pill container to organize jewelry when traveling.

97. Use a shower cap to cover the bottom of shoes in your luggage.

98. Use a lemon to freshen up your garbage disposal.

99. Use a rubber band around an open paint can for excess paint wiping.

100. Use clear nail polish to stop a run in your stockings.

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Little Jackal & Mr. Knight

Chapter 2: A package

Title: A package

Pairing(s): Steven Grant x teen/young adult!avatar OC, Marc Spector x teen/young adult!avatar OC, Jake Lockley x teen/young adult!avatar OC (all platonic)

Summary: after moving to London trying to start over, Mae finds herself meeting someone, or rather people, who help her cope with her past.

Warnings: language, canon typical violence, mentions of death/descriptions of dead bodies, mentions of blood, OC has gen Z humor (I feel like this should be a warning considering the stuff we joke abt), probably grammatical errors, written by a dyslexic, proofreadish

Word count:4k+

(Master list) (part 1)

The man woke with a start, instantly regretting his choice, as the aches and pains of his body quickly caught up to him. With a groan, he rose to his feet, walking towards the mirror of the bathroom.

“Steven, you wanna tell me why we just woke up on the floor of the shower?”

I dunno, mate, I was about to ask you the same. The man’s reflection snapped back in defense.

“Then how the fuck did we end up here? Huh? Cause it was your day yesterday, even though we agreed I had control on your days off from work.” Marc hissed, pointing an accusatory finger at the man standing where his own reflection should be.

I truly don’t know, Marc. Are you sure you weren’t just having too much fun with some of your lifestyle choices? Steven sassed back. We also wouldn’t be having these bloody headaches if I had the body more often. He added in a low mumble.

“You have the body 5 out of 7 days! 5! I can’t even do what I fully want to. And you took my day yesterday! You said all you were gonna do was get your groceries and stuff for the fishes, and you didn’t even do that! Instead, you chose to do gods know what, then helped out that 12-year-old, and ended up staying in her apartment for the rest of the night!”

First off, Mae is 18, and second I didn’t get to do any of my errands because you decided to take control in the middle of the day!

“I didn’t take control, Steven! What are you not understanding about that?” Marc was continuously running his hands through his hair, further tussling his already messy curls. Pacing the length of the small bathroom of the men’s apartment.

Marc, I don’t think you’re understanding. If I didn’t have control, and you didn’t have control. Then what the bloody hell did we do for 6-hours yesterday?

Marc stopped all movement, hand halfway through his curls for the 50th time since waking up, staring at Steven in the mirror. Steven looked at him expectantly, a look of concern present on his features.

“You don’t think-“

It’s possible.

“But how would we not know?”

Think back to Cairo, the same thing was happening there, only there aren’t bodies laid around us this time.

“But we would know about another alter. I would know about another alter.” Marc was growing frustrated.

Maybe not. Think about it, Layla said it was like we were a different person when it happened. It’s the only explanation, Marc.

“No, no it’s not pos-“ Marc was interrupted by the sound of his tv turning on.

The men both looked at each other, and Marc grabbed the closest item to him, that being his toilet paper holder, as a weapon. Carelessly tossing the paper roll off its resting place, Marc crept out of his bathroom, ready to attack. Fixing his tight grip on the piece of metal, he brought it up close to his head, ready to swing as he dashed to where his tv was.

No one was there.

Not letting his guard down, Marc quickly searched every inch of his apartment. Looking in every possible hiding spot, kicking, punching, and swinging the toilet paper holder at objects that looked as if someone was using them as a poorly-thought-out hiding spot.

The tv, once again, caught his attention. Walking back to his living area, he grabbed the remote from the coffee table, raising the volume. “This just in, the bodies of 37-year-old Marsha Keeten, and 20-year-old Daniel Bennings, we're found just 4 blocks from the London Eye. Marsha was found with a total of 26 stab wounds, while Daniel, well I'm not able to say his condition on live television. Witnesses say there was a masked figure in all-black with a white cape leaving the scene. The question is, was this the so-called Phantom of London? Or was it a new masked person, with a much more sinister intent?”

“Fucking hell,” Marc breathlessly said, staring dumbfounded at the screen.

Do you think it's another Avatar? Think Khonsu found another one already?

“It's possible.”

“Okay, I get it, we both have black suits, but that person was obviously much taller than me,” Mae grumbled staring dumbfounded at her television.

Remember, little Jackal, they only had a picture of you, and it was not the best quality at that.

“Whose avatar are they?”

Khonsu’s.

“Were you able to see his symbol on their suit?”

No, Mae looked at the god, brows furrowed in confusion. I saw him.

“You saw Khonsu?” She only received a nod, “how come I didn’t?”

Avatars can only see those whom they serve. You can see me, and Khonsu’s avatar can see him, but that is it. It takes a great deal of power and energy for us to have a physical form, let alone just show ourselves to those who don’t serve us.

The girl hummed in understanding before asking, “why do you think they were after them? I mean Marsha- Marsha was her name right?” Anubis only nodded as he sat crisscrossed on Mae’s kitchen island, which lead the girl to stifle a laugh at the look of the massive god sitting on the tiny piece of the added counter. “She had Ammit’s symbol as a tattoo. Now I’m not saying she deserved to die, but I can see why she was targeted by Khonsu’s avatar. But Daniel? And his murder was brutal.” She said with a grim expression on her face, stomach starting to churn as scenes from last night started to replay in her head.

Miss Keeten was one of Ammit’s followers. She was trying to finish what Arthur Harrow started, judging people, though she does not harness the power of Ammit. Daniel was just the first person she chose.

“You’re telling me she did that to him?”

Yes, and luckily the Moon Knight was there before anything else could happen. Anubis picked up on how anxious Mae was getting, choosing to pick a new topic of discussion. Have you checked for any packages recently?

“Hm?” The girl lightly hummed coming out of a daze. “What?”

I asked if you have received any packages as of late. The god’s voice was calm and as gentle as he could make it, which wasn’t very gentle, but he tried.

“Oh, no, but I don’t think they deliver anything on Sundays.”

I believe they still do packages. Why don't we go and check?

Mae didn’t question him, knowing he was trying to distract her from her thoughts. She got her phone and key and left the apartment, making sure the door was locked, twice.

Taking the stairs was faster than taking the elevator, it helped clear her head going down each step, and she wouldn’t have to worry about a cable snapping, making her fall to her death in a metal box. As she opened the door to the stairwell a thud was heard followed by a groan. She quickly looked behind the block of metal. “Shit, I’m so sorry.” She apologizes as she sees someone bent down picking up their laundry that had fallen to the floor. She didn’t know whether to help them or not seeing as it was their clothing and she didn’t want to anger them even more.

The man quickly picked up everything, never facing Mae, grumbling to himself about people needing to watch where they're going, before heading to the complex’s laundry room.

Do not think too much about them, Mae, let us go see if you have a package.

The girl nodded and proceeded to the front desk. “Good morning Glen.” she greeted the tall man with the brightest smile she could muster at that hour of the morning.

“Ah! Good morning miss Kyng!” He took in the girl's appearance, “didn't go to church this morning?”

“Nah I was too tired today.” the man nodded in understanding with his usual kind smile. “Did any packages come for me this past week? I forgot to check.”

“Yes, actually one just came. Hold on a moment.” Glen bent down looking at each of the three shelves behind his desk. “Ah! Here it is.” he poked his head up, before standing to his full height, holding a box that was about the size of Mae’s torso alone. “This one's a bit bigger, do you think you could carry it by yourself?”

“Uh, yeah, I think I can manage.” She said as she slid the box off the front desk, doing her best to hide the fact that it was too heavy for her. She made her way to the elevator, and as if on cue someone rounded the corner, coming from the laundry area. Focusing on not dropping the package in her hands, Mae almost bumped into the person. She looked up when she felt the person brush her arm, alerting her to their presence. “I'm sorry.” she apologized even though she hadn't done anything. Looking up, her lips curled into a smile at the sight of a familiar face. “Oh, hey Steven.”

He didn't say anything or even acknowledge she was there, which confused the girl. Is it not him? She wondered. The elevator doors opened with a ding before she could get lost in her thoughts. He stepped in first. Mae saw in the mirror that is in the elevator that it was, in fact, Steven further confusing her. He glanced to the left looking at the other mirror in the box. Mae cautiously stepped into the elevator, thinking she somehow upset her friend.

As the doors closed the two stood awkwardly. Steven hit the button for both the 5th and 4th floor, indicating he did see her but was just ignoring her. The elevator started to move, and Mae’s mind got the best of her. “Are you mad at me?” She blurted out, looking up at Steven. He looked to his right at the mirror next to him. After a few seconds of silence, his shoulders slumped a bit, and he looked less tense. “Steven?”

He turned to the teenager, “oh! Hello Mae.” He said with a soft smile.

“Hi?”

“How are you doing today?”

“Good?” Mae was confused. Did he really not see her there? “Is everything okay?”

“Why wouldn’t it be?”

“It’s just-“ she bit the inside of her cheek. Should she ask him? If he was mad at her she didn’t want to make it worse by pushing. “Never mind.” She mumbled.

Steven felt bad, he told Marc to take the stairs. When he asked him to have control, knowing Mae would want to talk, the man just grumbled. Marc felt bad too, he saw how Mae’s face lit up when she saw them. But he knew he couldn’t acknowledge her, knowing she would pick up that he wasn't Steven, even if he faked an accent. Both the men picked up very quickly that Mae was the observant type, she could pick up on the little things that not many people would notice. They both knew that she would be able to tell if she wasn’t talking to Steven.

Steven had tried many times to convince Marc to let Mae meet him, saying she was going to meet him at some point whether it was an accident or not. But Marc didn't know Mae, he wasn’t friends with her. How was he supposed to trust someone with a secret like this if he didn’t know them, let alone them know of his existence? Even if he is the owner of the body.

Not being able to stand the awkwardness of the ride, Marc gave into Steven’s begging to front. “What’d you got there?” Steven tried to break the silence.

“A box.” Mae quietly replied.

Steven chuckled, “well I can see that.” He looked at the rather large cardboard object. “Is that a postcard on top?”

“Yea,” she was a bit louder than before.

Mae, he’s not mad at you.

“Would you like help to carry it? It looks a bit heavy.”

Mae opened her mouth, do not even think about rejecting his offer young lady. Anubis sternly said.

Mae mentally scowled at the god. “I wouldn’t want to bug you.”

“Nonsense, Mae, you could never bug me.” Steven gave the girl a comforting look.

A small smile crept its way back onto her face and she handed him the box. The girl was shocked watching as Steven carried it as if it weighed little to nothing, casually walking to her door.

Entering the apartment Mae disappeared into her room area as Steven put the box on the kitchen island. She returned with a box knife in hand and hopped on the counter, sitting crisscrossed next to the box.

It took everything in Steven to not chastise the girl for sitting on the counter seeing as this was her home.

Mae took the postcard off the box before cutting it open. “You can look in the box while I read the card if you want.” She offered the man, which he excepted.

“Dear Mae,

I’m sorry this one is coming to you late, I had a little trouble on the 19th of the month, postponing my travels. Don’t worry everything is alright now. I have made it safely to Brazil, and have even met some friends on the way. It’s beautiful here, honestly, words can’t describe its beauty. Maybe we can come here together one day, they have Carnival in February so we will need to go then. I have a feeling you would quite like the celebration. As you will see I put some snacks that I found here that I think you will like. As always there are trinkets I found that made me think of you. I miss you cariño, and I hope England is treating you well. I don’t know when, but I will eventually make my way to Europe, and we can get hot cocoa (if the weather calls for it). I hope to hear from you soon, I will be in Morocco by the middle of September and will (try to) text the address of where I will be staying.

With much love,-“

“What’s Bala Juquinha?”

“Don’t know,” Mae said with a shrug, going to pin this postcard with the rest on her wall.

“It looks like candy. There’s also coffee in here.”

“Brazilian coffee?!” The girl ran back to her kitchen, sliding on the hardwood in her socks, giving the god she works for a heart attack as she almost rams right into the counter. “Yes!” She exclaimed, raising the bag of coffee beans triumphantly in the air. She kissed the bag, “thank you,” she sang to the non-present sender. Steven looked at the girl amused. “He couldn’t get coffee in the last country he was in. And I’ve been dying to try Brazilian coffee.”

“And who is he? If it’s alright to ask.”

Mae thought for a second, “a friend.”

“I see, a friend,” Steven repeated with a smirk.

“Not like that Steven.” She sternly said, wagging a finger at the man.

Mae proceeded to pull everything out of the box. She had a total of five different candies, two of each kind, ten all together. A couple of shirts. A rock that kind of looked like the actor Pedro Pascal. Some pressed flowers. And three pieces of jewelry, bracelets to be exact, but what stood out to Mae out of everything was a necklace. It was made of titanium and had a pendant in the shape of a crescent moon. The box it came in was black with a navy blue velvet inside where the necklace laid. A note was placed under the dainty chain, “so you will know I’m always with you. :)” It brought a smile to the girl's face once again, and Steven helped her put it on.

For the past two weeks, everyone in London had been on edge. Especially after another three bodies had been found, two of which were trying to do Harrow's unfinished work. The third was that of another young adult male, the same age as the last victim.

Marc and Steven had grown worried. Was it their possible new alter doing this? Steven was more worried about the fact that the two victims of each attack from Ammits followers were people around Mae’s age. Worried she could be next.

Marc tries to calm his alter, telling him, “she wouldn't be in harm's way, she doesn't leave her house.”

Yes, she does Marc.

“Okay for work and grocery shopping, but we started going with her to the store. She’s fine.”

But we aren't there when she’s going to and from work. Please, just call her.

“I'm not Cal-”

Steven’s phone began to ring. Marc took it out of his pocket and stared at the device in disbelief. Who is it? Steven asked, hopping to every reflective surface in sight, trying to see the screen.

“No one,” Marc grumbled after letting it stop ringing, tucking the phone back in his pocket only to have it start ringing again.

Marc, who was it?

“It was no one, Steven.”

Was it Mae?

“No.”

It was! Marc what if it was an emergency?

“I'm sure it's not an emergency, she's fine.”

Steven’s phone now buzzed from Marc’s back pocket. The men looked at each other. “No.”

C’mon, Marc!

“No.”

Just at least look at the message.

“No, Steven, you have a problem.” The man closed the three-way mirror, though, Steven found another reflective surface.

She needs someone. Marc, I know you've noticed. Marc simply pretend as if Steven was not there. You see how she acts, how she responds to certain things. How she-

“She’s not a charity case, Steven, so don't treat her like one.” The man snapped, finally looking at his alter.

I never said she was-

“She was wondering if you could meet her at the bus stop in 20 minutes,” Marc mumbled, after pulling out Steven's phone again.

Which one?

“Closest to the complex.” Steven gives Marc a pleading look. Marc ran a hand over his face letting out a sigh. “fine you can go check on her," Steven perked up, "but don't make this an all-day thing. This’s still my day to front!” He declared, pointing a finger at the fish tank.

After texting Mae back, the men head toward their destination. Marc walked slowly so they wouldn't have to be standing in the rain for long. Why of all places did we have to pick London? He thought to himself. Marc let Steven take control as they watched the bus come to a full stop.

Slowly but surely the passengers piled out. Marc found it humorous to see all of their reactions to the torrential downpour. Their looks of horror as their clothes and hair absorb the water. Steven scolded him until a familiar mop of shoulder-length brunette curls came into view.

The girl smiled, letting out a sigh of relief. “I’m so sorry for asking you to meet me, you were probably busy.”

“Oh no, I just didn’t hear my phone ring ‘s all.” As the two made the trek back to their complex in the rain, Steven noticed Mae was tense, paranoid even, looking behind them every so often. “Are you alright, love?”

“Yea, I just-“ she looked behind them once more, “I’ll tell you when we get back to the apartments.” Steven nodded, placing a gentle hand on her upper back, calming her growing anxiety.

As the pair walk to the stairwell starting to make their way to the top two floors, Steven asked the question, “so what happened?”

“I’m not 100% sure, but I think I was being followed. I noticed someone when I went to the cafe four blocks from here that serves those really good bagels, now they’re not as good as New York bagels but close to it.”

“I’ve never had a New York bagel.”

“You’ve never had a New York bagel?!” Steven just shrugged, looking down at his neighbor. “Dude they’re so good. They’re big, not too big though, fluffy, yet they have a slight crunch. And the taste. Oh my God don't even get me started on the taste!”

Keep her on track. Marc lightly warned.

“Ya know what? We need to take a trip to New York to get you a bagel. Wait, you’re a vegan! I’m sure we can find you a vegan bagel-“

“As much as I would love to travel to New York, let’s get back to what we were talking about.”

“What were we talking about?”

Oh my god.

“Why you asked me to meet you.”

Mae’s eyes widened as if a lightbulb had gone off in her head. “Oh! I think I was being followed.” The man gave her a look indicating for her to keep going. “I first noticed her at the cafe, I obviously didn’t think much of it. But she came up to the table I was at and started talking to me. I gave her short brief answers, trying to get it across to her in the nicest way to leave me the fuck alone.”

gasp! Steven you're going to let her say a bad word?!

“But she didn’t?”

The girl stopped her climb, looking at her neighbor, puzzled. “That’s the thing. She did leave me alone, or at least I thought she did. After the cafe, I stopped at a bookstore and noticed her. I thought it might have been just a coincidence, then I went to the bank and saw her again. Then I stopped by the park cuase it was a nice day. Until it started raining, but I saw her again. Then I stopped at work cause I had left something there yesterday, and she was there too. She approached me again, only she didn’t talk, just lifted her sleeve revealing a tattoo on her upper forearm. After that, I got on the bus and left her at the museum. But there was a man on the bus, and he was staring at me. I moved seats to see if he would stop, but he moved too."

Steven's concerns grew as she went on about the guy continuing to move seats as she did. Then she mentioned him revealing a tattoo in the same place as the woman's before she called him. "What did it look like?"

"The tattoo?" the man only nodded, "Um- it was a scale of some sort, but the arm thingies that hold the weighing plates were I think crocodile heads."

shit, you were right.

"I could just be paranoid. It could've just been some crazy weird coincidence."

"I wouldn't say you were paranoid, Mae. And you did the right thing by calling someone. We don't know what or if they had something planned." Steven said as he looked down at her, gently holding her shoulders, grateful she was alright.

Mae stared off into space as Steven's words settled in. "I could've been kidnapped or-" she stated slowly, not daring to complete her thought out loud.

Mae, without realizing it, tightly wrapped her arms around Steven's waist. The man, after the initial shock, reciprocated the action, running his fingers through her hair in a soothing motion. "I won't let anything bad happen to you, Meghan. I promise."

For the first time in over four years, Mae felt safe.

Mae sat on top of a roof, legs dangling off the side, kicking them in the air as she scoped the area. Her fingers tapped a rhythm into the bricks, the hair that was sticking out of her braids flying in the wind after she decided to lower her hood.

"How much longer till we can go back? It's kinda cold out here."

Not long. The god had a better view of the city below due to his height, but that's not what helped him spot someone. There. He crouched to be level with his avatar, pointing a bony finger next to her head, helping her see what he was looking at.

"What exactly are we looking at, Anubis?"

Khonsu, which means...

"Moon Knight!" The teenager exclaimed, following the faraway figure with her finger.

Precisely. Come, little Jackal we must go now.

The two jumped on the roofs, making their way to the street corner, where Khonsu's avatar stood. The god and the girl stayed at their vantage point, looking at the scene below. Moon Knight was taking down another one of Ammits followers. They punched the man square in his jaw, using one of their crescent darts, leaving the weapon sticking out of his face.

The sight of the blood pouring from the man's new-found wound made Mae look away, turning her body towards Anubis for comfort. The god raised a hand, blocking the view below from her peripheral. After waiting a minute, and for the screaming to stop, the teen finally looked back down. The Moon Knight was nowhere in sight. She looked around the surrounding streets and allies, but she couldn't spot the avatar.

Mae felt a chill climb up her spine, and she spun around. "Jesus!" She exclaimed, backing up, forgetting she was standing on a rooftop. Her right foot slipped, causing her to fall back, but luckily Khonsu's avatar was quick. The person held a tight grip on the upper chest portion of Mae's suit. Their right arm was up, holding a crescent dart in their hand, ready to attack, as they held the teenager at an angle, dangling over the edge of the roof above the street below.

Khonsu! Anubis growled, Release her at once! I am in no mood to play games!

As if on command, the avatar brought Mae back to her feet, releasing her, before disappearing.

The girl's breathing was unsteady as she tried to figure out what happened. "I think- Ima just go do the ceremony now- yea." She convinced herself, slowly nodding her head.

Mae jumped to the street, stepping cautiously toward the two bodies.

She completed the ceremony for Ammits follower and then moved toward his victim. Going through the person's bag, she found an ID. Reading over it, Mae discovered her name was Lana and she was 19.

Mae froze before doing the ceremony, moving her head ever-so-slightly, listening to her surroundings. "Anubis?" Her voice was just above a whisper.

Yes, my child?

"Are they still here?"

Yes, the girl looked at the man with a jackal head, You need not worry, no harm will come to you, I will make sure of it. The monotone sound of his voice soothed her, and she continued with her task.

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My Top Posts in 2022:

Can people change?

Yes

Can you change them?

Nope!

85 notes - Posted June 27, 2022

I keep coming back lately to how f*cked up it was that my dad never let me mess anything up. Oh no, don’t climb out the window and sit on the roof--you’ll damage the shingles. So I put out beach towels and was extra careful, and he still got mad. Some of my best childhood memories were sitting out on that roof with my brother or my friends. Man f*ck the shingles. We sold that house a year later anyway. I waited years for him to fix the toilet paper roll holder in an upstairs bathroom--then one day just broke down and fixed it myself. It took me 5 minutes. And he was mad because I didn’t use the right kind of screws. F*ck the right screws. It looked perfect and it worked just fine, at least until I moved out. Now I’ve been out here living with a bunch of rogue ranchers and old engineers and it’s given me a whole new perspective on life. The first day I moved onto this ranch the owner got out an electric saw and cut a hole straight through a sewer pipe. I nearly panicked! Like--YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?!?! Just break something?! It was a horrible job! But BAM--it was done! And that sh*t changed my whole worldview. Last week I helped remodel a bridge with some spare logs and a pickaxe. I’ve sawed open the roof of my house and glued it back together. I’ve torn wall fixtures off and burned them in a bonfire.

GO AHEAD! BREAK IT. Wear down the shingles. Cut holes through the wall. Get mud on the sofa. Put stickers on your car. Break the world around you just a little instead of living in fear of losing resale value you rarely get back anyway. It’ll be fine.

198 notes - Posted April 7, 2022

How much did I want a horse?

A totally sane amount. 🫣

406 notes - Posted September 1, 2022

have I mentioned how hilarious it is to me when people ask me about my gender and I tell them I'm non-binary and they go "well I don't believe in all that." Cool beans pal. And I don't give a f*ck about your beliefs. Have a nice day. 😂

448 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

mom: It’s so crazy it’s like everyone around me is getting covid.

me: that’s why it’s spiking, mom.

mom: no like your dad was saying I’m the carrier, haha.

me: Well you might be. You were sick over christmas and everyone else had it after. [and I begged you to wear a mask but you went around kissing everybody instead]

mom: But my symptoms were really mild and allergy meds made mine go away.

me: allergy meds can treat symptoms. My regular ones have helped with covid too.

mom: huh. But your dad’s symptoms are totally different. He’s got a fever and he’s been throwing up. It’s really bad. Same with our friend from church.

me: Were they vaccinated?

mom: no.

me: THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE NOT VACCINATED.

mom: But your dad already had covid before the pandemic.

me: IT’S A DIFFERENT STRAIN MOM. PEOPLE CAN GET COVID MULTIPLE TIMES MOM. THAT’S WHAT THE VACCINE IS FOR MOM. THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TELLING Y’ALL FOR TWO YEARS MOM.

mom: Well...

675 notes - Posted January 16, 2022

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shrutisingh1 · 7 months

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10 Must-Have Bathroom Accessories for a Stylish and Functional Space

Creating a stylish and functional bathroom requires careful consideration of the accessories that complement your space. From practical storage solutions to elegant accents, the right bathroom accessories can elevate your daily routine and enhance the overall aesthetic of your home. This blog post'll explore ten must-have bathroom accessories that strike the perfect balance between style and functionality, all available online. Plus, we'll discuss how these accessories can seamlessly integrate with your home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look throughout your living spaces.

1. Wall-mounted Shelves:

Maximize storage space in your bathroom with sleek wall-mounted shelves. These versatile accessories provide ample room for toiletries and towels and add a touch of modern sophistication to your decor. Consider matching them with your home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look throughout your home.

2. Towel Warmers:

Indulge in the ultimate luxury with a towel warmer. Available in various styles and finishes, these accessories keep your towels warm and cosy while adding a touch of elegance to your bathroom. Choose a model that complements your home kitchen accessories for a harmonious aesthetic.

3. Shower Caddy:

Keep your shower essentials organized and within reach with a stylish shower caddy. Opt for a rust-resistant design with multiple compartments to accommodate shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Coordinate it with your bathroom and home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look throughout your living spaces.

4. Soap Dispenser:

Say goodbye to messy countertops with a sleek soap dispenser. Choose a model with a refillable reservoir for convenience and choose a design that complements your bathroom decor. Consider matching it with coordinating soap dispensers in your kitchen for a unified aesthetic.

5. Toilet Paper Holder with Storage:

Maximize space in your bathroom with a toilet paper holder that doubles as storage. Look for models with built-in shelves or cabinets to discreetly store spare rolls and other essentials. Coordinate it with your home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look.

6. Vanity Organizer:

Keep your countertop clutter-free with a vanity organizer. Choose a design with compartments for makeup, brushes, and other essentials to streamline your morning routine. Coordinate it with your bathroom and home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look throughout your living spaces.

7. Mirror with LED Lighting:

Illuminate your bathroom with a mirror featuring LED lighting. Not only does this accessory provide optimal lighting for grooming tasks, but it also adds a touch of modern elegance to your decor. Coordinate it with your home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look.

8. Toothbrush Holder:

Keep your toothbrushes organized and hygienic with a stylish toothbrush holder. Choose a design with separate compartments for each toothbrush to prevent cross-contamination. Coordinate it with your bathroom and home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look throughout your living spaces.

9. Bathroom Rug:

Add warmth and comfort to your bathroom with a plush bathroom rug. Choose a design that complements your decor and opt for a non-slip backing for safety. Coordinate it with coordinating rugs in your kitchen for a unified aesthetic.

10. Decorative Accents:

Add personality to your bathroom with decorative accents such as candles, plants, and artwork. Choose pieces that reflect your style and complement your existing decor. Coordinate them with your home kitchen accessories for a cohesive look throughout your living spaces.

In conclusion,

selecting the right bathroom accessories is essential for creating a stylish and functional space. From practical storage solutions to elegant accents, these accessories enhance your bathroom's aesthetic and functionality. By coordinating them with your home kitchen accessories, you can achieve a cohesive look throughout your living spaces that reflect your style and taste. Explore the wide range of bathroom accessories available online and transform your bathroom into a haven of comfort and beauty.

#bathroom accessories online #home kitchen accessories #bathroom kitchen accessories

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jumapeojects · 10 months

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Bathroom Renovations: 12 Points You Must Note

Consider how frequently you use the restroom and its amenities daily. What time of day do you spend the most time there, and what activities (apart from the obvious) take place? Do you go to your master bath to soak in the tub while reading a magazine? Or do you shower, run in a shared bathroom, and share a vanity with your spouse while getting ready for work?

1. Budget

The first and arguably most essential consideration is budget. Setting a budget and knowing how much you're willing to spend on various products will assist you in making critical selections during the bathroom renovation in Melbourne.

2. Space Availability

Because the bathroom is typically the smallest room in the house, it is critical to maximise every centimetre of available space. Consider the layout of your bathroom and take correct measurements because nothing is more aggravating than buying fixtures that don't fit!

3. Style and Design

A variety of styles and ideas can be achieved in the bathroom, whether you want to complement the rest of the rooms in your home or create something different. Perhaps you want something traditional or a little more modern; whichever style you wish to attain, professionals can help.

4. Taps

Small details can make a big difference, so it's critical to analyse the style of taps you choose carefully. There is a vast range of fixtures on the market nowadays, so deciding isn't as simple as you might believe. Consider the style you want to attain and make a decision accordingly.

5. Storage

If you're short on room, attempt to be storage savvy. Invest in furniture that provides plenty of storage without taking up too much floor space. Vanity units, for example, are ideal because they take up little room and provide excellent storage while complementing your chosen style.

Make the most of your available space by installing shelf units or a niche in the shower to accommodate all shampoos and shower gels.

6. Accessories

Without new accessories, no commercial fitouts in Melbourne is complete. Imagine investing significant money in a fresh new bathroom suite only to have it ruined by an old, rusted toilet roll holder. So, take your time thinking about the items you'll need and putting the finishing touches on your fantasy bathroom.

7. Heating

Install a high-quality heating system to keep your bathroom warm. Invest in a heated towel rail, perfect for individuals with limited space, or a more traditional radiator, available in various types.

Underfloor heating is a low-cost, practical innovation that raises the temperature of every bathroom, improving comfort and warmth. We have underfloor heating solutions for every budget!

8. Time

Many individuals believe that remodelling a tiny bathroom will only take a few days or, at the very least, much less time than remodelling a larger bathroom. While this is sometimes the case, it is not always the case. If you need to change more than one item, the procedure is comparable to a larger-scale project. Furthermore, during the planning stages, you must determine the duration of the remodelling work and the order and purchase of custom cabinetry to ensure it is feasible. Taking a bath or shower while the bathroom is being deconstructed is also difficult for individuals with one bathroom.

9. Bathroom Issues

It's a good idea to go through a thorough remodelling plan that encompasses the space's past troubles before conducting a significant makeover to your bathroom. Hiring experts to assist with bathroom renovation in Melbourne may reduce the likelihood of problems emerging, but they may still exist. Water damage on the floor, inadequate plumbing, rusted fixtures, non-waterproof tub or floor/wall tiles, leaky connections or poor bathroom ventilation capabilities could be the source of your home's most hidden severe problem. To ensure your bathroom is free of water problems, hire a plumber from a company like A-1 Sewer and Septic Service to evaluate whether you need to change your plumbing or reposition your fixtures.

10. Functionality

Before deciding on the fixtures for your bathroom, consider how you want it to look. There are various things to consider, such as paint colours, tiles, showers, vanities, and tubs. The results can be perplexing after some time and research. You can select a specific feature and then use it to construct the rest of the design or combine the items you like into an overall theme for the area. Functionality and design should go hand in hand, and if you plan to resell your home, consider how the design will work for others. Water monitoring and recycling systems, for example, can be beneficial.

11. Floors and Walls

Generally, any waterproof, non-porous material can be utilised for commercial fitouts in Melbourne. Porcelain, marble, granite walls, and shower tiles are beautiful and long-lasting, depending on your budget and tastes. Aside from tile flooring, you could wish to look into cement (painted or stained) or sheet vinyl. Whatever you choose, it is vital to choose robust and slip-resistant flooring.

12. Fixtures

No remodelling project is complete without the repair or remodelling of fixtures. Additional or necessary maintenance includes cleaning your mirrors and shower doors. The look of your bathroom can be readily modified by replacing faucets, towel racks, cabinet knobs and shower door hardware. A brand-new set of doors can also change the entire design of your bathroom.

Connect with Juma Projects for The Best Bathroom Renovations

Examining the twelve vital points in bathroom renovations is critical to achieving a successful and practical area. These criteria contribute to a well-executed remodel, from thorough planning and budgeting to selecting excellent materials and prioritising functionality. Individual preferences are met via attention to detail, effective plumbing solutions, and the incorporation of personal flair. Whether a simple update or a comprehensive makeover, following these guidelines ensures a bathroom that meets functional demands and represents the desired aesthetic, providing homeowners with long-term enjoyment.

#Commercial Office Fitouts Melbourne #Office Fitouts Melbourne #Commercial Fitouts Melbourne

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my-weird-news · 1 year

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20 Mind-Blowing Hacks That'll Change Your Life 🚀

#IngeniousInnovations In a world where we often focus on our own issues, it's a breath of fresh air to discover people who've stepped up to solve problems we never even knew we had. You know, those pesky problems that are like that distant relative at family gatherings—annoying, yet you can't quite put your finger on why they bother you so much. Well, fret not, for here's a collection of solutions that are so brilliantly ridiculous, they'll have you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the "that's-so-strange-it-just-might-work" bank. 1. Bag Holding Chair: The Chair-Raiser Extraordinaire! Ever found yourself juggling your morning coffee, your bag, and your sanity? Fear not! Behold, the Chair-Raiser Extraordinaire! This majestic creation combines the comfort of a chair with the convenience of a bag holder. No more coffee spills or awkward bag balancing acts. You can sit back, sip, and bask in the glory of human ingenuity. 2. "Where's Wally" Dentist: Cavities and Hide-and-Seek Dentists have a way of making you feel like a hostage to their probing hands. But guess what? There's a dental hero among us! A local dentist had the genius idea of installing a "Where's Wally" on the ceiling. Now, you can play hide-and-seek with a tiny, bespectacled man while your mouth plays host to dental instruments. Peak entertainment, I tell you. 3. Plastic Bottle Payday: Recycle Your Way to Riches China has turned recycling into a full-blown economic venture with Plastic Bottle Payday. Imagine riding the subway, sipping your drink, and then—bam!—collecting actual money by recycling the bottle. It's like winning the recycling lottery! Your pocket change just got a whole lot greener. 4. Freedom of Shopping: Staff-Free Shopping Spree Ever felt like a detective was tailing you during your shopping escapades? Enter the Freedom of Shopping store. They let you decide whether you want to be followed or not. Imagine the power! Will they follow? Won't they? The suspense is almost as exhilarating as finding that perfect pair of socks. 5. Rotating Bench: Dry Bum Solution Rain-soaked benches have haunted us all at some point. But behold, the Rotating Bench! One side stays dry no matter the weather. No more awkward towel dances before sitting. Just plop down and revel in your dry-bottomed victory. 6. Winter Simulator: "Icy" Shopping Experience Ever bought winter clothes that were about as effective as a paper umbrella in a monsoon? Welcome to the Winter Simulator. Experience subzero temperatures and test winter wear before you commit to it. Shopping just turned into an extreme sport, and you're the champion. 7. Elevator Pedal Power: A Leg Up on Elevator Etiquette Picture this: you're in an elevator loaded down with bags, yet you're one hand short to press the button. No worries! The Elevator Pedal Power has got your back—well, your foot, actually. Just tap the button with your fancy footwork and ascend to elevator-button-pushing glory. 8. Seatbelt Serenade: Crooning for Safety Seatbelts can be annoyingly insistent, but they're like that clingy friend who actually has your best interests at heart. Introducing the Seatbelt Serenade! If you dare to drive without buckling up, you'll be serenaded with a soundtrack of silence. Safety first, and silence second. 9. Doggo-Human Hydration Station: Quenching Thirsts, Two Species at a Time Dogs are always panting for a cool drink, and humans are—well, let's just say we appreciate hydration too. The Doggo-Human Hydration Station is a fountain of goodwill, catering to parched pooches and thirsty people alike. It's like a water cooler, but cooler. 10. Toilet Paper Surprise: When Small Packages Are a Big Deal Ah, the infamous empty toilet paper roll—bane of bathrooms everywhere. But wait! Behold the Toilet Paper Surprise—a smaller roll tucked away, ready to save the day. It's like the hidden snack stash you wish your office desk had. 11. Multi-Tasking Tie: Sartorial Elegance Meets Gadgetry Ties are supposed to be fancy, right? Well, not anymore! This tie moonlights as a gadget cleaner. With its built-in microfiber lining, you can now stylishly buff your screens, leaving them pristine and tie-tanic. 12. Skateboard Sanctuary: The "Skate Safe" School Skateboards aren't just wheeled planks; they're expressions of your inner Tony Hawk. And this school gets it. They've built a Skate Safe zone, protecting beloved boards from disappearing into the abyss of skateboard thieves. School's in session, tricks included. 13. Sign Language: Non-Verbal "Closed for Business" Typical "Closed for Business" signs are boring. But not this one! It's practically dancing. The Sign Language sign shimmies its "N" to let you know they're closed. A twist on the classics—one twirl at a time. 14. Serenading Stall: Symphony of Privacy We've all been there: bathroom noises that are louder than your internal panic. Say hello to the Serenading Stall! This Japanese toilet comes with a privacy button that serenades your business, muffling the potentially embarrassing sounds. Music to our ears—and other parts. 15. Pump Overhead: Gas Pump Liberation Worried about pulling up to the gas pump on the wrong side? Fear not! In Seoul, the gas pump dangles from the ceiling like an automotive trapeze artist. Now you can fuel up with confidence, regardless of which side your petrol cap calls home. 16. All-Ages Picnic: Where Adults and Kids Play in Harmony Picnic tables: the great segregators of our parks. But not anymore! Welcome to the All-Ages Picnic zone, where adults and kids can finally break bread together. It's a utopia of hotdogs, laughter, and no more "kids' table." 17. Toilet Paper Trials: The Great TP Taste Test Toilet paper is a serious business—softness, strength, and other factors that might require a spreadsheet. But rejoice, for there are Toilet Paper Trials! A supermarket that lets you test-drive your TP, making sure it's a perfect match for your posterior. 18. Makeup Magic: Towels That Keep Secrets Ladies, removing makeup can feel like a CSI episode. But behold the Makeup Magic towels! They'll soak up the smudges without broadcasting your colorful secrets to the world. Your face# #IngeniousInnovations In a world where we often focus on our own issues, it's a breath of fresh air to discover people who've stepped up to solve problems we never even knew we had. You know, those pesky problems that are like that distant relative at family gatherings—annoying, yet you can't quite put your finger on why they bother you so much. Well, fret not, for here's a collection of solutions that are so brilliantly ridiculous, they'll have you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the "that's-so-strange-it-just-might-work" bank. 1. Bag Holding Chair: The Chair-Raiser Extraordinaire! Ever found yourself juggling your morning coffee, your bag, and your sanity? Fear not! Behold, the Chair-Raiser Extraordinaire! This majestic creation combines the comfort of a chair with the convenience of a bag holder. No more coffee spills or awkward bag balancing acts. You can sit back, sip, and bask in the glory of human ingenuity. 2. "Where's Wally" Dentist: Cavities and Hide-and-Seek Dentists have a way of making you feel like a hostage to their probing hands. But guess what? There's a dental hero among us! A local dentist had the genius idea of installing a "Where's Wally" on the ceiling. Now, you can play hide-and-seek with a tiny, bespectacled man while your mouth plays host to dental instruments. Peak entertainment, I tell you. 3. Plastic Bottle Payday: Recycle Your Way to Riches China has turned recycling into a full-blown economic venture with Plastic Bottle Payday. Imagine riding the subway, sipping your drink, and then—bam!—collecting actual money by recycling the bottle. It's like winning the recycling lottery! Your pocket change just got a whole lot greener. 4. Freedom of Shopping: Staff-Free Shopping Spree Ever felt like a detective was tailing you during your shopping escapades? Enter the Freedom of Shopping store. They let you decide whether you want to be followed or not. Imagine the power! Will they follow? Won't they? The suspense is almost as exhilarating as finding that perfect pair of socks. 5. Rotating Bench: Dry Bum Solution Rain-soaked benches have haunted us all at some point. But behold, the Rotating Bench! One side stays dry no matter the weather. No more awkward towel dances before sitting. Just plop down and revel in your dry-bottomed victory. 6. Winter Simulator: "Icy" Shopping Experience Ever bought winter clothes that were about as effective as a paper umbrella in a monsoon? Welcome to the Winter Simulator. Experience subzero temperatures and test winter wear before you commit to it. Shopping just turned into an extreme sport, and you're the champion. 7. Elevator Pedal Power: A Leg Up on Elevator Etiquette Picture this: you're in an elevator loaded down with bags, yet you're one hand short to press the button. No worries! The Elevator Pedal Power has got your back—well, your foot, actually. Just tap the button with your fancy footwork and ascend to elevator-button-pushing glory. 8. Seatbelt Serenade: Crooning for Safety Seatbelts can be annoyingly insistent, but they're like that clingy friend who actually has your best interests at heart. Introducing the Seatbelt Serenade! If you dare to drive without buckling up, you'll be serenaded with a soundtrack of silence. Safety first, and silence second. 9. Doggo-Human Hydration Station: Quenching Thirsts, Two Species at a Time Dogs are always panting for a cool drink, and humans are—well, let's just say we appreciate hydration too. The Doggo-Human Hydration Station is a fountain of goodwill, catering to parched pooches and thirsty people alike. It's like a water cooler, but cooler. 10. Toilet Paper Surprise: When Small Packages Are a Big Deal Ah, the infamous empty toilet paper roll—bane of bathrooms everywhere. But wait! Behold the Toilet Paper Surprise—a smaller roll tucked away, ready to save the day. It's like the hidden snack stash you wish your office desk had. 11. Multi-Tasking Tie: Sartorial Elegance Meets Gadgetry Ties are supposed to be fancy, right? Well, not anymore! This tie moonlights as a gadget cleaner. With its built-in microfiber lining, you can now stylishly buff your screens, leaving them pristine and tie-tanic. 12. Skateboard Sanctuary: The "Skate Safe" School Skateboards aren't just wheeled planks; they're expressions of your inner Tony Hawk. And this school gets it. They've built a Skate Safe zone, protecting beloved boards from disappearing into the abyss of skateboard thieves. School's in session, tricks included. 13. Sign Language: Non-Verbal "Closed for Business" Typical "Closed for Business" signs are boring. But not this one! It's practically dancing. The Sign Language sign shimmies its "N" to let you know they're closed. A twist on the classics—one twirl at a time. 14. Serenading Stall: Symphony of Privacy We've all been there: bathroom noises that are louder than your internal panic. Say hello to the Serenading Stall! This Japanese toilet comes with a privacy button that serenades your business, muffling the potentially embarrassing sounds. Music to our ears—and other parts. 15. Pump Overhead: Gas Pump Liberation Worried about pulling up to the gas pump on the wrong side? Fear not! In Seoul, the gas pump dangles from the ceiling like an automotive trapeze artist. Now you can fuel up with confidence, regardless of which side your petrol cap calls home. 16. All-Ages Picnic: Where Adults and Kids Play in Harmony Picnic tables: the great segregators of our parks. But not anymore! Welcome to the All-Ages Picnic zone, where adults and kids can finally break bread together. It's a utopia of hotdogs, laughter, and no more "kids' table." 17. Toilet Paper Trials: The Great TP Taste Test Toilet paper is a serious business—softness, strength, and other factors that might require a spreadsheet. But rejoice, for there are Toilet Paper Trials! A supermarket that lets you test-drive your TP, making sure it's a perfect match for your posterior. 18. Makeup Magic: Towels That Keep Secrets Ladies, removing makeup can feel like a CSI episode. But behold the Makeup Magic towels! They'll soak up the smudges without broadcasting your colorful secrets to the world. 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herbydesign · 2 years

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Goes to officeworks to buy a zip up folder because mum said it was lazy to order same day delivery on Amazon.

Comes home with:

7 zip up folders

6 storage tubs

2 toilet brushes

2 toilet roll holders

A clock

Wall art

A jug

And a diary

I don’t have impulse control issues.

#impulsive #no control #impulsive spending #wellness journal #getting my shit together

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tapronlimited · 6 months

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Genius Tips when Looking To Upgrade Your Plumbing

The "Genius Tips when Looking to Upgrade Your Plumbing" article on Tapron.co.uk offers valuable advice for homeowners considering plumbing upgrades. It emphasizes investing in energy-efficient water heaters, maintaining pipes in good condition, and choosing water-efficient fixtures to save on long-term costs and increase home value. The guide also suggests considering the use of recycled water and ensuring compliance with building codes for vent installation. For detailed insights and tips on upgrading your plumbing effectively, visit the full guide here.

#1. Bathroom accessories #2. Soap dishes #3. Soap dispensers #4. Toilet roll holder #5. Bathroom hooks #6. Bathroom hangers #7. Tumblers #8. Gold bathroom accessories #9. Black bathroom accessories #10. Bathroom decor

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hashmo · 2 years

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cleaning a bathroom

1. Soak lotta in viakal/harpic

1. Remove water from toilet with brush/empty WUL bottle

2. Harpic limescale remover in toilet to SOAK the limescale

3. Replenish loo roll and soap, clean soap dish

4. Empty bin and change bag

5. Remove items from all surfaces

6. Dust the light, ceiling, extractor, behind the radiator, hoover/sweep floor. Anything super dusty use the cellulose/moppets with damp and a tiny drop of WUL to smoosh up all the dust

7. Wash outside of soap bottles and dry with microfiber

7. Mould spray on susceptible areas to SOAK

8. Viakal/Limelite/CilitBang on taps to SOAK

9. Cif in bathtub and sink (or use up bathroom cleaner like Flash bathroom)

10. Flash Bathroom on tiles if needed to SOAK

11. Tiles: damp e-cloth and wipe the tiles, if u used flash then rinse e cloth and go over tiles again, if not around bath then now dry with dry microfiber, dry with towel

12. Bath – non scratch scourer, tooth brush & non scratch scourer on taps, rinse with water, dry with dry microfiber, dry with towel. dry the tiles around bath ow too. Don’t forget the outside of bath, hand rails, shower holder

13. Sink - non scratch scourer, tooth brush & non scratch scourer on taps, rinse with water, dry with dry microfiber, dry with towel. Don’t forget the outside of sink.

14. External toilet - Dilute some flash floor cleaner and disinfectant (1:40) in hot water in bucket. Dampen microfibre and wash the top, cistern, handle, outside bowl, back, pipe, lid, seat then rim. Dry with dry microfibre. Dry with towel.

15. Internal toilet – use a toilet brush to scrub the harpic that has now soaked. Flush and use toilet brush while flushing. Apply bleach.

16. Spray mirror with vinegar and use a non scratch scourer if dirty, then spray again and use the yellow glass cloth. Do the bathroom cabinet outside. Also do the towel rail.

17. Wash floor with the flash and disinfectant solution and microfiber.

18. Put cloths and towels in wash.

19. Dunk bottom of shower curtain in disinfectant for an hour.

20. Deal with any mould with thick bleach or hg mould foam spray/limescale spots with harpic (not chrome) or spirit of salts (not chrome) or kilrock gel (on taps use kilrock gel or better to use vinegar or lemon). If shower curtain has mould then dissolve a blach table in 5L of water to make a thin bleach and then soak for up to 24-23 hours to bleach it white. If you need bleach to adhere to a vertical surface then use thick bleach like domestos, or even bicarb to bleach in a 3:1 ratio. or Mr muscle thick gel toilet bleach. or domestos spray bleach. Lakeland do a grout cleaning spray .

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witchesbe-like · 3 years

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I love it when the seasons change. Each shift of warmer to cooler months feels like a fresh start, and the seasonal magic is really where it’s at. In the summer I like to focus on cleansing, doing things outside and lots of gatherings. But in the winter things change to a more personal perspective and I want to work on inner growth and spending time with myself.

I’ve put together a list to give witches some ideas on what they can do this winter. Feel free to add to it in the comments and write your own take on things. Happy winter witches!

1 Winter spell jar - Sometimes I like to create a fresh spell jar for the season. I view this jar as me, my psychic energy, and I place it in things I want to cultivate during the season. Maybe it’s an image of the High Prestress from tarot, because I want to learn to connect more to my higher self. Or maybe it’s a rose quartz because I need to work on self-love. Place it in whatever feels right for you and leave it out to remind yourself of where you’re going this season.

2 Melt away the stress snow spell - Collect snow from outside and bring it in. Pace it in the center of a circle of white candles. Say your intention over the snow and let it melt away whatever you were stressing over. Modify this spell in any way you want as a release spell.

3 Collect snow for other spells - Snow melts. But you can use it otherwise in place of water during the winter. You can use it to cleanse crystals or wash ritual items. If you’re feeling very witchy you can collect snow from graveyards. Just be mindful of ‘who’ you’re collecting the snow from if it’s from the tops of graves.

4 Cinnamon ornaments - Make cinnamon ornaments with cookie cutters, glue and powdered cinnamon. Mix together and make a dough, cut out with cookie cutters and tie up with string. Not only does cinnamon smell good, it brings in prosperity energy.

5 Winter wish fire spell - If you have a fire going, use it to write a wish on a bay leaf and toss it in the fire.

6 Winter graveyard walk - Nothing is prettier than an old graveyard covered in snow. Walk around and take it in. Leave pennies as offerings to anything guarding the cemetery.

7 Winter offering - Don't forget your ancestors this winter. Leave them out their favorite holiday treats, drinks, or light candles in memory of them.

8 Yule ornaments - Collect pine cones, sticks, or berries from outside and make yule ornaments to hang on your Christmas tree.

9 Pine cone candle holders - Pine cones also make great candle holders. Cut them in half and hollow out a space for a candle on the inside. Perfect if you want to add a little winter decor to your magical working space.

10 Charm your soup for a winter healing spell - The winter blues is real, and this spell helps with feeling blah during the cold months. Make a soup (any soup, really) and say your intention over it. Mix your spoon clockwise and imagine a white light mixing into your soup, while you eat it imagine it going into your body and warming you up from the inside.

11 Herb jar candles - Evergreen is a nice winter herb to burn and looks great in candles. Make your own jar candles with melted wax and jars you might already have. Add evergreen herbs and even white quartz crystals to the tops of your candles.

12 Lavender sachets - If you’re having trouble sleeping, make a lavender sachet. Use purple felt and sew up three sides. Flip inside out and fill with lavender herb. Sew up the remaining side.

13 Bird feeders - Love making these during the winter. Only because I feel like birds need a break too and there's less food for them during the winter months. Take a toilet paper roll and smear peanut butter on them, then roll them in bird seed. (Kind of preschool project, I know.) Hang them outside on your trees.

14 Read read read! - Since most people are spending more time inside during the winter, it’s the perfect time to catch up on any witchy reading. Try your local library and see what they have on witch books, cook books and more.

15 Orange slices - Make orange slices for citrus cleansing baths by slicing fresh oranges very thin and baking them on low 175 degrees for 3-4 hours or until they are dry. String them along for a garland for another variety.

16 Winter blessing - Do a winter blessing spell for you and your loved ones.

17 Baked breads and cakes - Lavender bread is my favorite but make sure you purchase edible lavender herb first. Try cinnamon cakes or anise for a winter theme. Look up the meanings of the herbal properties before adding them into your dough.

18 Tea leaf reading - The colder months are a great time to brush up on your tea-leaf reading. You’ll need loose tea leaves and a keen eye to pick out the shapes in the cup.

19 Tarot meditation - Brush up on your tarot by doing tarot meditations. Choose a tarot card that you would like to connect with more closely. Light a candle and place the card in front of you. Close your eyes and meditate with the card taking in any messages, feelings or visuals you receive.

20 Write your grimoire - Get creative and start your own grimoire with your favorite spells and rituals.

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