Okay, Lizzie, these are my last questions about that sonic tattoo promise, one why that particular spot and two are you able to reenact when Norma walked in on you applying it? Sounds hilarious.
[Lizzie] Why? Because, because I thought it would be hilarious. Just the look on people's faces when the image of farting out a spindashing sonic pops into their mind....
As for us reenacting it ...Frazie is currently working on that.
[Frazie] C'mon Topina Carina, just do it once, I really wanna see it..
[Norma] No.
[Frazie] (Sultry singsong voice) I'll make it worth you while.
[Norma] (Pause) As in...?
[Frazie] Your choice of compensation.
[Norma] (Longs Pause) (Groans in defeat) Fine. Lizzie, I'll do it.
[Lizzie] Great. You wait outside my door and just come in whenever.
[Norma] (Walks outside Lizzie's room) I am regretting this immensely.
[Frazie] I ever told you I am very much attracted to sassy spectacled actresses?
[Norma] (outside Lizzie's room) I'm already doing it, no need to seduce me into doing it even more.
[Sam] (Also outside Lizzie's room) Quiet on set! (Clacks two rolling pins together)
[Norma] Get lost, Boole.
[Sam] Nope.
[Norma] (Groans) Can we do this already!?
[Lizzie] Ready when you are. So picture the scene, for which I will be slightly more dressed than I was at the moment itself. (Bends over, looking through her legs).
[Frazie] Nice flexibility, Lizzie.
[Lizzie] Thanks. So, I was kinda bend over by my standing mirror, looking through my legs and applying the paste, when... (Pause) (Clear throat) Ahem, WHEN!
[Norma] (Long, barely audible groan. Walks in) Hey Lizzie, have you seen - (A very much overacted and unenthusiastic, yet believable yell of surprise) ELIZABETH, WHAT IN THE F***ING NAME OF GREAT F***ing SANITY ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR BUTT?!
[Lizzie] I'm working on something! Get lost. (Straightens herself) and that's basically kinda what-
[Frazie] (Starts laughing hysterically) Wow, 2 F-words in one sentence, Norma?
[Norma] (Blushing) I was shocked and appalled by the sight of what was in front of me. Forgive me for losing my decorum.
[Frazie] (Hysteric giggles)
[Lizzie] I got a sign for my door that said 'Work in Progress' after that.
[Frazie] There, it's done. What that so bad now?
[Norma] Yes.
[Frazie] Aww....(Hooks her arm into Norma's, leading her away.) C'mon, let's discuss you compensation for this horrendously embarrassing Posterior charade.
[Norma] Do you know how cute you look when you're trying to use big words?
[Frazie] You know how cute you look in general?
[Lizzie] Ugh, get a room!
[Frazie] working on that!
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