#But kinda serious

[werebutch]

Nobody talks about how hard it is to have a one-color wardrobe. Ugh. How am I supposed to match this brown to THIS brown. Whatever

[89and91]

…should I rebrand as 87and89?

[the-great-dumpster-fire]

We should collectively give Matt Walsh she/her pronoun, she'd flip her shit

[cl0udy-b3ans]

Awful Hc Of The Day #3

Since Star Platinum is so unfathomably strong, it’s versatile in the harm it can cause. Jotaro, while he doesn’t have a weak stomach, has a sense of “honour” and doesn’t like using it to do anything other than punch or restrain someone unless absolutely necessary. That’s why he doesn’t simply grab Kira’s face in the stopped time and slam his head into pavement, then start grating his flesh against it like cheese at the speed of Star’s punches until half of his head is literally shaved away and his brains are on the pavement. Even he has standards.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

[dreamchasernina]

Aang stand up without airbending challenge (impossible)

[spookberry]

Idiot to Idiot communication

[valc0]

Rogue is Jack

Rogue is the Master

Rogue is a pre-Hartnell doctor

[naariel]

Halsin, my heart 💚

[unsung-idiot]

[postpendulum]

Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.

Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.

Maybe he just needs a friend too.

[andrewknightley]

anders in da2: its my fault... i was too angry.... i made justice into vengeance...

justice awakening after being out the fade for 5 minutes: im gonna avenge this man

[thefaestolemyname]

Where did we come from?

Where are we going?

Philosophy and religion is just cotton-eyed Joe

[pandoa]

in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

[rystiel]

i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without

[shevr]

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