#Can breathe underwater

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

okay hear me out- SAGAU but with sea monster Foul Legacy

sea monster Foul Legacy who smells the golden blood in the water during one of his hunts, hastily swimming to catch the body floating in the sea. he's never seen you in person before, but oh- you're so familiar.

he brings you to shore, away from any cities- oh no, you're bleeding- and carefully pats your wounds with seagrass, fretting as he waits for you to wake up. what should he do- you're obviously the Creator, there's no doubt about it- why in the world are you so hurt?! why were you sinking into the sea, why hasn't Teyvat been celebrating your return, why-

Legacy chitters in surprise when you shift, letting out a few coughs and cracking open your eyes. with a strangled scream you shoot upright and try to scoot away from him, only for Legacy to lower his head and whine sadly. of course you wouldn't want to be around him, he's a monster. but your movements eventually slow, breathing heavily as the cuts sting and sear, and after a moment he tentatively dabs more seagrass against the injuries, trying to show that he means no harm. when he's sure that you won't struggle and accidentally hurt yourself, Legacy gently nudges you into a sitting position with a gentle trill.

he has to hold himself back from just staring in awe. his god, the Creator, is right here in front of him! but he can see the way you shiver, the gleaming blood staining your skin- you need care, not worship. so Foul Legacy shifts closer, gently settling his scaled tail over your legs and pressing his cheek against yours, feeling how you shudder in his arms like you've been running and screaming for years. you stiffen at first but quickly melt into his tender embrace, sniffing as relieved, exhausted tears begin to drip down your cheeks.

on that night, a god finally found an ocean of safety to call their own.

[terezis]

the thing they don’t tell u about adulthood is that it is so hard to be able to swim in a pool. i don’t know anyone with a pool. there are public pools but how can i play mermaids by myself with one million strangers nearby. at my grown age. i am easily embarrassed and i can not stand when people look at me. hotels with day passes are so expensive. i need to become or marry rich so i can have my own personal private pool

[were-wolverine]

ok but like. clark using bruce as his basis for human strengths and limits

clark: don’t worry it’s just a broken arm, you’ll be fine in a few days

lois, who got hurt doing dangerous shit bc she’s a reporter first: what.

clark: yeah you should still be able to use it right now!

lois: …clark who told you that

clark: ?? no one? i mean, b once picked up robin with two broken arms so i assumed it wasn’t that bad…

lois: clark, hun. that’s because he’s a freak of nature.

clark: ???

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clark: what do you mean it’s incredibly difficult/almost impossible for humans to stay up for 48+ consecutive hours? bruce does it like all the time

dinah: that’s because he’s bruce

clark: yes, and…?

dinah: and he is so stubborn that he actually does ‘impossible’ things all the time, just to prove he can

clark: …touché

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*talking to arthur*

clark: wait wait, people are considered ‘very skilled’ if they can hold their breath underwater for 3-4 minutes?

arthur: yup!

clark:

dick, walking by and overhearing: i can do it for seven minutes!

clark: see, that’s what i think of when i hear someone is ‘very skilled’. bruce-

dick, groaning: -can hold his breath underwater for eighteen minutes, we know. bruce and the rest of us have competitions for skills like that sometimes, and he totally brags about it when he wins. i’ve only passed out once, which actually makes me second place after bruce haha

arthur:

arthur: you people concern me

dick, grinning: we’re fine! don’t worry about it

arthur: i’m actually going to worry more now, but sure

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bruce, vaguely amused: clark.

clark, working on an article: hm?

bruce: clark. you really shouldn’t use me as the basis for normal human durability.

clark, looking up and blinking: what?

bruce, almost grinning: dick told me you’ve been using me as a comparison to normal people’s abilities and endurance

clark: oh.

bruce, actually smiling now: i appreciate the admiration, but it won’t help you to understand basic human durability

clark, blushing: y-yeah, of course! won’t happen again haha…

bruce: i mean, i could just teach you. if you want.

clark:

clark: yeah yup yes absolutely mhm for sure

*later*

clark, on his way out of the manor: …i really didn’t expect to get homework tonight, if i’m being honest

dick, winking: don’t worry, that’s his love language

[ghcstao3]

human!ghost who has major thalassophobia and mer!soap who insists on trying to bring him out into deeper parts of the ocean to show him things.

soap just doesn’t understand how the ocean can be scary to anyone but nor does he recall ghost ever being that pale, and why is he making that face?

[mumblesplash]

can the ear snail tell u to draw more gay fish 👉👈

ok normally i don’t do requests but i will make an exception bc i was given actual money! here u go :D (the sequel to this)

+bonus

he wasn’t ready

[laurenkmyers]

[front-facing-pokemon]

[cordycepsbian]

oh the wonder of that wild wet world

[shalomniscient]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY INTEREST IN F1 ARLE😭 I have like this storyline with her and my oc but I’m happy to share it on here🙏🏼 imagine reader being one fontaines research institutes most promising scientist who recently made a groundbreaking invention, which is a gravity field generator that can be used on water, which now is requested by the formula 1 hq to be used in the upcoming grandprix on the cars. So reader gladly accepts the request, and quickly comes up with a plan which they introduce in a conference meeting with all the racing teams and their strategists. The plan includes them having to measure each racer in a private session so they customize the generators based on said measurements, in their underwear ofc🤭 and poor Arle can’t help but think all the time about how their pretty lips would feel around her dick and how good their cunt would swallow her length as she drives in and out of them which each thrust🥰 bonus points if reader notices the bulge slowly forming in her pants! OKAY TY FOR COMING TO MY YAPPING SESSION (this is my first time sharing something on her btw so im new!)

WAIT ANON UR BRAIN ??? HORKNEE ASIDE THIS IS SUCH A COOL CONCEPT WTF F1 ON WATER IS CRAZYYYY I LOVE IT

holy fuck, imagine like tracks that go under all the bridges in fontaine... anti-grav tracks that get the cars near vertical like some REAL redbull shit. dude, the engineering implications are literally so interesting to think about, like does each car have its own gravity generator? what would be added to the cars for movement in zero-grav? probably some form of thruster? what could be taken out of the car now that zero-grav is a thing? good heavens i'm going to be thinking about this for DAYS anon you fucking cooked holy shit

[l3viat8an]

Roooo!!! Your pfp gave me an idea

Levi fucking us underwater✨️

It's the perfect setting, too, just you two alone in the ocean. A place where Levi feels most at home, and he's just ruining you there. You can't even tell how many times you've cummed at this point. Feeling as if you're drowning, both literally and figuratively.

Imagine Levi gets a power boost when he's in the ocean too. His stamina would be off the fuckung charts.

(I apologoze for the bombarding of asks, it's 1 am where I live and I'm stalking your page)

-🍀

Nsfw!

Lmaooo it’s fine, you’ve given me some great stuff and a few ideas I’ll save for later XD

Also!! Levi being bolder underwater!! Like he’s literally in his element, and he has you here to tease and fuck as much as he wants~

+ his stamina definitely gets a boost, but that’s not even important to him when he can manipulate your body more in the water instead-

Twisting you into different positions just to see what you might like for future reference ofc~

Oooh!!- and the way yours and his cum mixes with the water and he can literally taste and smell you….well the both of you all around him!!-

[xmaveria]

In the spirit of Smaugust I'll finish a little mini comic with these two ocs in their WoF AU I had saved on my drive PART 1 | PART 2 | FINAL (soon)

[jasmindoodles]

Swimming with the whales date night!🐋

[ofmdee]

keeping his scales clean 🤭

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

I keep being impressed by fanfic Danny's ability to talk without breathing. Like I fully subscribe to him not needing to breathe to live no matter which form he's in, it's just that for me, as someone who tends to talk pretty fast and likes to sing, it's often less about the oxygen and more about having air in the bellows I call my lungs

[alchemisticramblings]

inspired by this image ⬇️

[blush-and-books]

percy, talking about his powers: idk man im just figuring it out

percy talking to ares: what's that, bitch?! you don't know me, and you don't wanna find out!! 👊😠