#Carol Lang

[neutron669]

Carol Lang with Dodge Colt GT

[dcbinges]

The World Of Smallville #3 (1988) by John Byrne & Kurt Schaffenberger

[jedivoodoochile]

Racing "Grid Girl" Carol Lang - 1970's

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Girl’s night, done right, is about female bonding, sharing problems, origin stories, secrets.

Yelena: Can’t we just drink?

Darcy: Fine. I’ll start. Ummm. I worked my way through college as a phone sex operator.

Monica: I would totally call that.

Kate: Nice.

Cassie: I used to steal cars.

Jennifer: Who’s next?

Yelena: I was forged in the bowels of hell to torture the guilty for all eternity.

Carol: Interesting share.

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

It's so funny to me that Starkid's two big ongoing projects are:

-Horror comedy universe filled with death, monsters, explorations of societal and human evil, the world repeatedly ending, and jokes about "dirty girl soup"

-An ever-evolving but always earnest and wholesome 80s style musical about the power of love, community, generosity, and the holiday spirit.

and both projects are amazing and filled with absolute bangers how lucky are we?????????

[petite-madame]

The Black Series - (2022)

Some of The Avengers sporting a black version of their iconic suits. Before you ask “Where is Bucky?”, “Where is Nat?”, etc...their suits are already black or dark blue so I didn’t see the point of including them in this series BUT I’m currently working on a new one and they’ll definitely be there. ♥

[captaindanvers89]

I just read a fic where Kamala realized Carol’s gay and what if everyone else doesn’t know?

Imagine…

Peter: She’s gay‽

Kamala: Yeah, I thought it was obvious with the way she glows, the hair, her outfits and her relationship with Valkyrie?

Cassie: You said she’s married to a man

Kamala: I said it was a marriage of convenience

Kate: Wait hold up, but Monica calls her Aunt Carol?

America: Please, it was so obvious.

Cassie: You had two moms, you don’t get a say in this

Monica: I’m gonna regret this but I only called her Aunt Carol because society wasn’t that open minded and we didn’t want backlash. And please, Carol lived with my mom and practically raised me for six years, it’s obvious.

Kate: So Carol’s your second mom?

Cassie: Y’know I thought you’d clock that Carol’s gay

Kate: Just because I’m with Yelena, doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Carol whispering to Valkyrie: So should I tell them we’re dating?

Valkyrie: Maybe another day or if not, they’ll find Kamala’s fanfic about us

Carol: Her what?

[boydswan]

Carole Lombard in No More Orchids (1932) dir. Walter Lang

[rhfffas]

i'd like to see yelena and kate flirting shamelessly during a mission, and

kamala: the ship is sailing itself!!!! (*also making mental notes for future fanfics*)

cassie: help im surrounded by lesbians

america: aww you guys are disgustingly sweet

carol: im too old for this shit

sam: can we cut the gay shit and focus on the mission plz

valkyrie: shut up im enjoying this lesbian drama wanna bet how long will they keep being this oblivious? (*handing over her popcorn*)

jen: do you guys need legal advice abt inappropriate workplace relationships?

[mrwolfhare]

Rocket Raccoon Screenshots - Infinity War & Endgame

30 image limit, tried picking the best non-blurry screenshots I could get of the rabbit.

[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

the avengers meeting your boyfriend [teenage avenger headcanons!]

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1.2k

request: yes / no

original request: can you do one where the reader gets a boyfriend and everybody is getting overprotective and when they see their door closed they all bust in while we are watching a movie bc they thought the reader & bf were making out so they give them “the talk”😭😭

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: so many oml but some include tony stark, bruce banner, natasha romanoff, clint barton, thor, steve rogers, scott lang, bucky barnes, wanda maximoff, sam wilson, there's probably more but that's all i'll put for now lol

a/n: y'all know i had to use this picture LMAO anyways ty for the request!!! two in one day #slay (that rhymes) requests are still open, send in an ask whenever :)

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ok first i’m gonna name ur bf so it doesn’t get confusing

HAHA

let’s call him

jack

guys i’m so unoriginal pls ignore :’)

anyways so you had been dating jack for a while

he had asked you to go to midtown’s winter formal together :) 

and ofc u didn’t tell any of the avengers bc u KNEW they wouldn’t react well

but of COURSE mr. peter parker was so excited that he had to open his big mouth

miles kicked him under the table but it was too late

“who asked you to the formal y/n?” natasha asked, a small smile on her face

you could FEEL yourself blushing

all you wanted to do was like sink into the floor

which is actually physically possible (though it’s an anomaly)

bruce told you that :D 

anyways you just shook your head 

so then HARLEY decided to go “jack lastname”

IM REALLY BAD AT NAMES IM SORRY

and you were ready to die

right then and there

if the grim reaper decided it was your time you would be fine with it

so tony goes “jack lastname… huh.”

“tony, please don’t – “ you tried, but he was already there.

“jarvis, can you run a background check on that kid.”

you were so embarrassed.

miles, sweet sweet miles tried to change the subject

“so um… steve. how was… your day.”

but then there was sam wilson butting in

“when is winter formal anyway? you know we gotta know so we can take pictures.”

and that made you, harley, peter, and miles groan

tony was still looking at some tablet or whatever.

“stark!” came thor’s booming voice. “i thought you said no electronic devices were permitted at the dinner table! if they were, i would be much happier!!”

“yeah yeah. well they’re not. i’m busy.” tony replied, dismissing the god with a wave of his hand.

and happy, who was right next to tony, kept leaning over and shaking his head or nodding.

SO EMBARRASSING

anyways once you got done with dinner you went to put the dishes in the dishwasher robot

idk why i said it like that but it’s basically this cool thing where you put the dishes in the sink and this robot will wash them & put them away

very nice bc doing the dishwasher is so much work sometimes.

but then wanda, nat and carol came in

and you KNEW they were gonna try to get you to talk

“i’ll tell you guys later.” you spoke, trying to end the embarrassment. 

“come on y/n! we want to see him at least.” carol said, tilting her head and raising a brow.

“ok fine.” you said, and pulled up a picture of jack. you showed it to them for like one second and then put your phone back in your pocket.

“hey wait! no fair! i wanna see! yeah.” came the voices of sam, clint, scott, and bucky as they tried to fight their way into the kitchen.

“that’s a hard no. maybe i’ll bring him here after the dance. harley peter miles and i were already going to stay over. then he could walk by you guys for TWO SECONDS and then do something with me.”

“alright.” said sam, crossing his arms and nodding.

“seems fair!” said bruce.

“perfect.” you replied, leaving the room to leave them all to inevitably gossip.

SKIP AHEAD

ok so it’s winter formal

and you strategically told jack to meet you there so that the avengers couldn’t bombard him during picture taking time.

so y’all had a super fun time

& u slow danced with each other 🤭🤭

it was super fun

but you were kind of dreading going back to the tower

you had told jack about being an avenger a few weeks ago

and he was super excited to meet them all

jack is like super sweet & really awesome

so it put you at ease a little bit.

so you went back to the tower with him

peter harley and miles had gone to get ice cream and were coming back later

so you did the retinal and fingerprint scan that would let you into the elevator

and you went up to the main floor (so you could get to your room)

but ofc they were all there

and so you took jack’s hand and brought him over to where they all were

he was lowkey freaking out

and bro

bucky and sam and clint and scott looked so unamused

tony and happy too

SO YOU JUST TRIED TO KEEP IT CIVIL

but they all were acting so clipped and like not charismatic 

idk

but wanda, steve and bruce were rly nice so that put jack at ease a little bit

anyways so then you took jack to your room

you guys had been planning to watch a movie together

he was kind of nervous because he didn’t think the avengers liked him

but you assured him they did

(at least you hoped)

anyways you turned on the movie & watched it

and it was soo funny so y’all were laughing a lot

BUT THEN THE DOOR SUDDENLY OPENED

and it was so loud you got freaked out fr

but then you saw it was tony, bucky, sam and steve.

“y/n. could you go out in the hall for a minute.” steve said.

“this is my room!!” you tried, but tony just pointed out to the hall. 

“i’m sorry jack.” you said to your boyfriend

jack was literally about to cry omg

poor thing

“don’t be mean.” you said as you left, taking extra care to give them all a withering stare

natasha and bucky had taught you that skill well bc you saw sam shiver HAHA

so you went to the hall and clint, scott, and natasha were standing there.

“what are they DOING??” you hissed at them.

“they’re just worried for you y/n. they wanted to talk to the kid.” natasha assured you, patting your shoulder.

“yeah, nothin’ to worry about!!” scott added, a big grin on his face

“well i really don’t trust that coming from you.” you replied

“well tony thought you guys were kissing in there!” clint laughed.

although it turned into an “ow” when natasha elbowed him

“he WHAT?!” you replied

“yeah, that’s why he came up here. he said he wanted the most intimidating ones to go make that kid afraid or something.” scott added. “not sure why he didn’t ask me…”

you gave scott a nod but then made your way back into your room, crossing your arms and raising a brow as tony, bucky, sam and steve turned towards you.

“hey y/n.” sam said, raising a hand to wave.

“are you guys done now? i’d like to finish the movie.” you said, trying to be stern.

“i think we are. right jack?” steve said, standing up and gesturing towards your boyfriend.

“yes sir! i mean steve. i mean mr. rogers?” he said, clearly scared out of his mind.

“yeah yeah. alright. get out please!!” you said, guiding them out of your room.

bucky was the last to leave, but despite you pushing him, he turned back to face your boyfriend.

“hey, you. hurt them in any way and i’ll find you.” he said, accompanied by his signature deathstare.

then he gave a little salute to you. 

“night kid. don’t stay up too late.”

and then he was gone.

“did he really mean that??” jack said, eyes wide.

“yeah, he did.” you said, sitting beside him and holding his hand. “isn’t that sweet?”

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[king-valkyriee]

I love this show 😍 it's so fucking beautiful and unique💛💙🧡💚

Also I am already getting such bad vibes from agent cleary 😐😅

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Jennifer: Get two more chairs.

Scott: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Kate: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Bucky: I would never be near children.

Yelena: Get rid of two kids.

[maximons]

Y/n: I'm texting Wanda, I'm gonna ask her to dinner. How should I text it? 'Let's get dinner?' or 'Do you want to get dinner?'

Scott: Go with 'Let's get dinner', so you're like assertive and confident.

Y/n: For sure.

...

Kate: Actually, no, now you sound a little aggressive. You don't want to be like 'LET'S GET DINNER' like some sort of caveman.

Steve: You're supposed to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner.

Clint: Just say 'do you wanna get dinner?'

Y/n: Perfect.

...

Yelena: Actually, wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy.

Y/n: This is tough.

Peter: Last thing you wanna be is overly masculine, like 'LET'S GET DINNER! I'M THE BREADWINNER BITCH!'

Bucky: But women also love assertiveness.

Kamala: Say 'Dinner would be something that I would enjoy taking you on, if you were also interested in attending the meal.'

Carol: The more words the better.

Kamala: No wait, say 'I would like nothing more than to take you to the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal that we call dinner, M'lady'

Y/n: Should I send that in a voice memo?

Sam: Fuck that! Say 'Dinner tonight, 7pm. Take it or leave it, you bitch!' Cause she's playing games now. Sign it, seal it, deliver it.

Tony: I don't know why girls gotta be so difficult all the time.

...

Y/n: I'm not saying that.

Everyone else: Yeah, definitely don't say that.

[kyberinfinitygems]

okay but kamala meeting the other avengers now that she’s buddies with carol?

she meets scott and hope while recruiting cassie on her team and he gives her some info and so many fun stories about the avengers for her sloth baby videos

meeting clint while tagging along on a mission/training with kate and he tries to keep the two out of trouble is secretly having the best time and enjoys being a mentor

bruce being impressed with her abilities, offering to look more into the quantum bands, and them bonding over having the weirdest first experiences in space. (and maybe bruno gets to meet his hero too!)

she definitely does the “oh captain my captain” thing meeting sam and the two talk about becoming heroes for their respective communities