#Chuuya is good at math
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
poe-tat · 8 days ago
Text
People don't give Chuuya nearly enough credit for his intelligence.
It's actually sad at this point.
What was I doing at sixteen?
Getting a high D in geometry 🥲
Tumblr media Tumblr media
^description of Chuuya from the Dead Apple light novel. And yet there are still people who try to claim he's stupid
229 notes · View notes
chuuyasheaven · 1 year ago
Text
“ ➸ Nothing matches your touch !! ”
Tumblr media Tumblr media
SCENARIO. Chuuya was on a week long mission, and you missed him and his touch very dearly. You tried to wait for him but couldn���t, even hearing his voice through the other end of the line was turning you on. You tried touching yourself but he does it the best, so once he’s back, he gonna make up for those touches you were longing for.
TAGS. C. NAKAHARA / FEM! READER, husband! Chuuya, wife! Reader, pet names, masturbation mentioned, eating out, p in v, praise, overstimulation, slight teasing?, they are fucking but making love at the same time (if it makes sense), short probably, grammar, etc.
NOTES. This was started on the morning of my math final, idk when I’ll finish it (I FINISHED IT ON SATURDAY!!’) .. enjoy! And were are JUMPING into the story :3
Tumblr media
Your fingers were running through his ginger locks as he grabbed onto your waist, never letting you go while his lips were on yours. It’s been only a week but it felt like several weeks going by slowly. Chuuya couldn’t admit how much he missed you, how much he missed your touch on his body. But you had no problem to, you were telling him that as soon as he went through that door.
“Missed me that much, sweetheart?”, he asked in a teasing tone as he placed you on the bed. He knew you did, way more than he probably did. You nodded as you leaned back, waiting for his next move. Chuuya got his knee between your thighs when he also got on the bed, hovering over you with a smirk. “Want me to make up for every night I wasn’t here?”, Chuuya didn’t really give you a chance to answer that, he simply just kissed you again, god how much he missed those soft lips of yours. When he pulled away once more, he shoved his knee against your cunt slightly, you let out a strained whimper at that. “Fuck, you’re probably wet right now, aren’t you?”, you nodded desperately, getting more worked up as more time passed. “Please, Chuuya, I missed you.”, the lust in your voice made his dick twitch in his pants. “Don’t worry, I got you, baby.”, he cooed.
The shorts you were wearing gave him easy access to remove them quickly along your panties. “Did you try to touch yourself while I was gone, doll?”, you nodded slowly, waiting for him to finally touch your wet cunt. “It didn’t feel as good as you do.”, Chuuya placed a quick kiss on your lips before slowly going lower to sit between your thighs. “Yeah?”, you nodded again as you felt Chuuya caressing your thighs while spreading them to get closer to your cunt. “Can’t wait to taste you again.”, he admitted with slight excitement, digging into your cunt immediately. Once he started to eat you out, your head threw itself back in pleasure. Chuuya ate you out like a starved man, god, he didn’t know how he survived so long without tasing you for about a week. Your fingers found themselves tangled up in Chuuya’s red locks again, unintentionally pushing him in deeper. His hands found themselves on your thighs and held onto them for more stability. “Ah– Chuuya, I’m close!”, you moaned out, this only made him eat you out sloppier, his tongue knowing which places to hit to make you see stars. Your thighs began to slightly shake, the knot in your gut was close to snapping, and Chuuya kept on giving you more pleasure until you cum undone on his tongue. “Fuck, c’mon, cum on my tongue, doll. Let me taste you more.”, his words rather muffled as he was still between your thighs, still very close to your cunt. The vibrations from his words sent you over the edge, making you cum almost instantly. When Chuuya got back up from between your legs, he was smirking, licking up any of your essence that was trying to escape. “Good girl,”, he praised you, walking towards you slowly while undoing his belt. “Ready for the rest? Or are you already tired?”, Chuuya knew the answer to that one, and his guess was confirmed when you gave him a short response on it. “N–no. Please, I need you so bad.”, all he could do was chuckle low as he was staring down at you, his cock hard and excited. “Yeah? You need me this bad, sweetheart?”, Chuuya bent halfway down to get close to your face, stroking his cock slowly before lining it up. “Want me to fuck you as good as I can, hm? You want me to make you scream my name as loud as you can?”, Chuuya whispered against your lips as his tip was teasing your now sensitive cunt while he was talking dirty to you, slowly letting it drag itself up and down your folds. His teasing got you even wetter than before, you were whimpering from the stimulation he was putting you through. “Chuuya. . please.”, you begged him in a desperate whisper, making him smirk.
“Please what, baby? Can’t wait any longer?”, you shook your head, he chuckled low once again, pressing his tip on your cunt, not pushing it in just yet. “So desperate f’me. . I can feel how wet you are, baby. Who am I to make you wait any longer?”, and with that, he pushed himself in slowly, capturing your lips into a kiss quickly before cursing under his breath. “Shit, you’re so fuckin’ tight for me, you might squeeze me dry, doll.”, Chuuya started to move, starting off slow so you would get used to the feeling. Soon enough, he started to get faster, chasing after your orgasms. You had to grip the sheets from how fast he was getting, his tip continuously hitting your sweet spot. God, you might never get over how big he actually is. “You’re doin’ so good, princess.”, he praises in between grunts and thrusts, his grip on your waist tightening. All you managed to do was to scream out his name in between moans, locking your legs around his waist to get a better angle. It didn’t take long for you to feel your second climax nearing itself, clenching down on his cock at least twice. “Chuuya!”, was all you managed to say that wasn’t slurred. Chuuya, on the other hand, was grunting from all this, he wasn’t able to fuck you this good for a week! His cock started to twitch inside your overstimulated cunt, letting him know that he was growing close too. “Chuuya, g–gonna cum!”, you warned him again, Chuuya was speeding up even more. “Can you hold on f’me, princess? Promise I’ll make this fast.”, you nodded, trying your best to wait for him. After a couple of fast thrusts, which hit your sweet spot way too good, he felt himself starting to cum. “Cum, sweetheart! Fuckin’ cum for me.”, his cock was twitching inside you again as you finally came over it. While Chuuya was emptying his load into you, the last couple of curses fell under his breath. “Fuh–huck. .”, your tight grip on the sheets got loose again, both of your chests falling up and down from breathing heavily after the session you both had.
“ You did so good for me, baby. Let’s just stay like this for a little, yeah? ” ♥
Tumblr media
574 notes · View notes
cutmyheadoffplease · 8 months ago
Text
«Justice of those pure of heart»
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
ADA x reader hcs because why not?
WARNINGS! : Dazai being Dazai, mentions of alcohol and war in Yosano's part
FEAT! : Atsushi; Dazai; Kunikida; Yosano x gn!reader
➜ Atsushi Nakajima ᗢ
Tumblr media
ᗢ He asks Yosano for advice; it doesn’t matter. Presents? Yosano has to say they fit the occasion. A nice day in a park? Yosano makes Atsushi check the weather forecast. She saved dates.
ᗢ Atsushi would buy plushies as gifts. He started doing it after he saw how much joy they brought to Kyoka and they became his go-to gifts for everyone.
ᗢ Atsushi’s ability lets him turn into a tiger, tigers are felines, felines sleep for about 16 hours a day. Therefore, Atsushi too sleeps for 16 hours (and has a tiny kitty plushie he got from Kyoka <3)
ᗢ Atsushi once scratched you. It was an accident. It didn’t even hurt. But this chazuke loving boy cried for half an hour because he ‘hurt’ you.
ᗢ You once took him to the Zoo. He started rambling about chameleons. He just loves them. His love for them can be explained in two ways: 1. He wants to blend into the background like them, so that he can forget what he’s been through, so he can be like everyone. 2. They're just cool.
➜ Osamu Dazai 𓍯
Tumblr media
𓍯 Jokes that he would love to commit suicide with you, but I feel like he’d stop you say you’re uncomfortable… maybe brings you some flowers, to Yosano’s recommendation, he bought with the money he “borrowed” from Kunikida as an apology.
𓍯 Has a small crab plushie Atsushi and Kyoka gave him and used it to pinch your cheeks or places it on your head when he’s bored.
𓍯 Do NOT fall asleep near him, unless you want to be turn into a bandage mummy, because personal space is not a concep in Dazai’s vocabulary… at all….
𓍯 You cannot look at this man and tell me he wouldn’t blow in your ear to annoy you, Kunkida and/or Chuuya.
𓍯 Dazai may have on this goofy and careless personality, but the one time he was actually sad and brought to tears was when he told you about Oda. poor Oda
➜Doppo Kunikida ✎
Tumblr media
✎ Kunikida had a hamster as a kid. He started liking math because he would count the amount of seeds it ate every day.
✎ Kunikida on the note of his math teacher past, he gave Kenji math homework once, but had to explain it with cows.
✎ Kunikida gets mad if you aren’t organized, he’ll tidy up of course, but not without commenting and giving you sour looks.
✎ Once asked Yosano for advice on what to wear to a date and ended up with a wardrobe full of clothes. He’ll never do it again.
✎ Kunikida is almost blind without his glasses, he once tried to hug you without them and ended up hugging a door.
➜ Akiko Yosano 𓌏
Tumblr media
𓌏 Watches M*A*S*H* every chance she gets as a way to cope with her childhood. Please watch it with her. It’s an amazing show. The show screams Yosano. (I feel like her favorite would be Colonel Potter. He’s 100% the guy she would have wanted to work under. she cried during the last episode, not wanting the show she resonated so much with to end.)
𓌏 Yosano sleeps with her socks on and has an unholy big collection of them, most of them have Japanese sweets on them or random stuff she bought with Kyoka or Naomi.
𓌏 Drunkenly confessed what happened during the war once. She spat out everything. The pain drowned in liquor, everything now just a foggy memory of abuse and injustice. She took the hair pin off that day.
𓌏 Yosano took you shopping, Kyoka tags along, of course you had to pay for everything. And if you didn’t I’ll pay for Yosano and Kyoka happily . Before you know it it’s already late, the bag is full of random stuff, like scented candles and even more socks.
𓌏 Yosano reads romance. A lot of it. She became the ADA’s romance counselor. So you better be good at preparing dates or she’ll pout a little.
Tumblr media
𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆Yay~ Thank you for getting till the very end~ A part two will come with the other ADA members.ᐟ𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆
197 notes · View notes
welivetodream · 13 days ago
Text
*Sskk Highschool Au*
(Tutoring)
Teacher: you have failed your test again, Atsushi. If you don't pass next time, I might have to hold you back.
Atsushi, gulps: hold back?
Teacher: since it's three subjects, I have no choice. I can assign you a student-teacher
Atsushi: please!!!!
*later*
Lucy: I would have taught you but I have to practice for semi finals for debate team
Atsushi: s'okay, I can ask someone else
Dazai: I can teach you, Atsushi-kun!
Chuuya: aren't you failing too?
Dazai: that's cuz I don't try, it's easier to copy from you~~~
Atsushi: you will teach me??? Dazai-san?
Chuuya: no he is not, he'll just mess with you and not let you study
*Chuuya drags Dazai away*
Dazai: buuutt----i wanted to play with Atsushi-kun!!!! 🥺
Chuuya: you can play with me
Dazai: mhmm, I like the sound of that 😏
Chuuya: BASKETBALL, I MEANT BASKETBALL
Atsushi, in the library: I am gonna fail again, I would be held back, I would never pass...
Akutagawa: ahem ahem, Sensei asked me to tutor you
Atsushi: you want to? I mean I know you don't like being around people...
Akutagawa: since Sensei asked me, I had to. Let's start with Maths shall we? You know factorials?
Atsushi: factor-what?
Akutagawa: I see. We will be here for a long time
Atsushi: thanks for helping me!
Akutagawa: I am only doing a favour, jinko. You don't have to thank me. We are not close.
Akutagawa: so now you have to add these two and then divide them by.....why are you smiling?
Atsushi: I am just happy to see you, I can't help smiling
Akutagawa: (internal screaming) focus on the book
*later*
Kunikida: who knew Akutagawa will make a good teacher, did you send him?
Teacher: he met me outside the classroom and practically begged to tutor Atsushi
Kunikida: he did?
Teacher: I suppose he has a caring heart
Kunikida, shaking his head: I think he has a hidden agenda
72 notes · View notes
teddybeartoji · 7 months ago
Text
@chouuya @kaeyx @chuuminn
Tumblr media
Oh
148 notes · View notes
erosauriarts · 1 year ago
Text
SSKK^2 As Teens [Headcanons]
Outfits: 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Acchan wears a lot of J-pop fashion - athletic wear. Open and easy to move in. The designs are simple, but with his brother’s help, he makes his clothes his own. 
Ryuuchan paints little designs on his clothes - some of which are inside jokes that not even Atsushi and Aku know. 
Acchan likes it when no one knows what his designs mean, and he flaunts his custom sweater/shirt around. 
He wears crocs. Unironically. He likes he can kick them off whenever to climb anything he wants. Everyone hates them, but they can’t handle it when he tries to go find them.
If he can get away with it, he’d wear clashing patterns.
He’s destructive to pants in specific- he goes through them quite a bit. Atsushi can’t get him to stop.
Ryuu-chan is very simple. He likes self-expression and to look smart. He tends to wear layers, and Acchan encourages colorful jackets for Rashomon. He gets told he dresses too old for his age; to his reply is ‘yuh.’
He likes it when his outfit’s pallets match. He will test color theory on some outfits, but rather they’d just match them. 
He likes it when his jacket is darker than his shirt.
Though he makes designs for Acchan, he doesn’t really like wearing graphic tee/sweaters. 
~More Headcanons and Context ~
Haircuts:
Acchan watches a lot of TV - some of which are 80s TV. HE REALLY WANTED A MULLET. He kept telling everyone he was going to grow one, but Atsushi was insistent he didn’t. Aku stepped in to let him know that hair is important to a kid’s self esteem. Surrendering his rejection; Acchan is allowed to grow out his mullet. He doesn’t brush his hair, so he tends to look like he’s been electrocuted. 
Ryuuchan grew his hair like Chuuya's [mostly to try it out]. Unlike his brother, he cares for his hair really well. He prefers to pull it back to keep it from getting in his mouth. His hair has never passed his shoulders, and he’s ok with that. [It grows too fast, so he gets major cuts periodically. It returns to the length after a few months.
Academics:
Acchan is either really good at school or fails hard. He has a natural understanding to patterns and repetition but if school requires critical thinking; he panics and answers like “fish” on a math test. If there is a formula to the school work - he will blossom. He’s also been asked to join sports groups because he is the fastest runner in his class. Atsushi encouraged it until Acchan played soccer and kicked the ball so hard with the tiger that he had to pull him from sports that required kicking or throwing. [Atsushi was mostly worried for other kids' safety]
Ryuu-chan is attached to creative classes, though he does really well in all his closes. He, however, gets stressed with the school starts to bring up university.  He gets in his head and tends to over study and get exhausted on test day. 
Personality:
Acchan is really sweet to everyone he comes across. He tends to come home late from school because he gets stopped to do a series of heavy labor requests for the neighbors. He’s also very hungry and asks for food for payment. He comes home with snacks everyday. He’s well spoken if he is interested in a particular subject but when him and his brother fights over hypotheticals - all intelligence leaves.
Ryuu-chan is pretty reserved - though not socially avoidant. He’s too polite [engrained bc of Atsushi] and tends to do everything everyone asks. Unlike his brother, Ryuu-chan gets asked to do complicated tasks. Old people also really like talking to him, and it often feels like they seek him out to talk to him. He tends to dip if his social battery gets too much.
Context:
@sskk-squared
Tumblr media
671 notes · View notes
daydreamers-corner · 2 months ago
Text
╰┈➤ the flags and their special interests ✧.*
lippmann: perhaps predictably, he’s very good at politics. he’s knowledgeable about the human psyche (peoples’ motivations for their actions, etc) and knows how to read people well.
chuuya: he could beat you in a math competition any day, and he’s gotten especially good at physics because of his ability.
albatross: because of the nature of his role, he knows a lot about vehicles. he’s familiar with all the pieces that make up most vehicles and likes to customize his (by making them a death trap). he could be a mechanic with all the knowledge he has.
iceman: super adaptable and knows 50 different ways to kill someone at any given time and place. he’s good with nearly any kind of weapon and this helps him turn most objects — which may not traditionally be considered a weapon — deadly.
doc: a chemistry god. he makes his own drug cocktails and loves to experiment (just tell him what you need it to do and he will find a way to get that effect). his deep knowledge of his craft terrifies everyone because he can make miracles happen and no one wants to deal with his biological warfare fighting style.
piano man: an all-rounder. he’s pretty good at most things and can pick things up quickly. he’s always interested in trying new things (and adding them to his skill repertoire).
64 notes · View notes
squigglewigglewoo · 2 years ago
Note
whatchu think about dazai n chuuya smut when they're drunk? thanks hehe <33
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
(✧) warnings: lowercase writing, sexual content, pet names (belladonna/'donna, darling, doll, babydoll, good girl) drinking, drunk sex, rough sex, degradation, praise, teasing, dacryphilia, overstimulation, orgasm control, oral (m receiving), hints of oral (fem receiving) at the end, throat fucking, hints of multiple rounds in chuuyas part, unprotected sex, penetrative sex, belly budge, gagging, biting, hickeys, bruises, afab reader. MDNI, 18+ NSFW bellow the cut!
(✦) summary: sometimes they get a little too drunk and they just cant hold them back from such a pretty thing like you. 859 words~
(✧) a/n: this is self indument lmao, wrote dazais part during my maths class. might write jealousy smut after this
(✦) pairing: chuuya x fem bodied!reader, dazai x fem bodied!reader (separately)
(✧) listening to~ Kiwi by Harry Styles
Tumblr media
chuuya was practically on you the second he pulled you out of the bar, peppering kisses along your neck and up to your lips as he locked the car door, shoving you down into the back seat of his experience car, the windows tint combined with the nights dim lighting making it near impossible to see into the car. you could taste the wine on his lips, the man's drunken, dazed murmurs lost on your drunken, needy thoughts. "damnit.. need you s'much, doll" his words are muffled against your neck as his hands moved to unbutton your pants and tug them down your thighs, your underwear coming with. he chuckles as he watches you squirm as the cold air hits your exposed cunt, and one of his gloved hands grab onto your hip in a near bruising grasp, his other hand undoing his belt, letting it fall to the cars flooring with a thump, his pants and boxers slid down his thighs. his hands grab at your thighs, throwing your legs over his shoulders as he bullies his cock into your tight pussy. "shit, darlin', your practically sucking me in.. god I need you... you gonna be a good girl? gonna let me fuck you dumb?" his words are slurred and muffled against your neck as he bites down suddenly, your breath hitching as he sucks hickeys onto the exposed skin of your neck, pushing your shirt collar down to leave even more marks. your pressed up against the window as he fucks you, his cock bruising your cervix and your body getting shoved further against car door. his hand slides up you shirt, over your belly, pressing down on the bulge that disappears and appears everytime he thrusts into you, groaning as he feels you squeeze around him tighter. "gonna cum, yea? well, hold it. be a good girl and don't cum till I tell you so." god, he's so mean, you can't help but whines and claw at his back, grabbing the fabric of his dress shirt and vest between your fingers. he only continues to press on the bulge, near entranced as he watched him slide in and out of you, slick squelching sounds filling the car, the pressure he puts on your tummy only making the knot in your stomach coil tighter, tears welling in your eyes as you claw and beg for him to let you cum, that you need to cum. he only growls and thrusts into you quicker, and you have no choice but to come undone on his cock, painting his pants and the leather seats below you in your arousal. he cums soon after, fucking your overstimulated, abused cunt, and you swear you've never felt so full, the way his cum feels in you makes you almost drunk off of the feeling alone, though it might be the wine in your system. "you think you could go another round, babydoll?"
you don't know how you ended up in this situation, dazai inviting you over under the guise of wanting to hand out after work, only to find yourself on the floor of his apartment, mouth stuffed full of his cock as your eyes water and your nails dig into his clothed thighs. "fuck.. yes, just like tha.. that.." his bandaged hand threads into your hair, shoving you further down onto his cock, making you gag as the tip bruises the back of your throat, and he groans as your throat constricts around him. he holds you there, thrusting his hips up as he fucks your throat, head thrown back in pure ecstacy. "god, 'donna, you'd put a call girl to shame with the way you choke on my cock.. you look so pretty like this, like a damn slut with the way your swallowing me so eagerly.." dazai isn't drunk, no where near it, only slightly tipsy. but you, you are, and it's rather easy to convince you into things while your minds fuzzed over with alcohol, your limbs tingly and thoughts unclear. his hand suddenly shoves your head all the way down, and he cums down your throat, leaving you have no choice to swallow the salty, thick ropes that paint your tongue and throat white. his hand moves from the back of your head to your chin, and he pulls you off his dick, your mouth separating from his tip with a wet 'pop!' his thumbs wipes the mixture of his cum and your spit off your bottom lip, and he kisses you, tasting himself on your tongue. your mascara is smudged, a messy cloud of black around your eyes from your tears, and he only smudges it more when his thumb swiped under you eye. "you're so pretty when you cry..." he flips you into your back, earning a high pitched gasp from you, shimmying your pants off and nipping at your inner thighs, holding eye contact with you as he licks a fat stripe over your clothed cunt, bitting softly at your clit through your underwear, a smirk on his lips and a glimmer of something in his eyes. "why don't I return the favor, yeah?"
Tumblr media
masterlist!
dividers by @/cafekitsune
486 notes · View notes
acosmist001 · 18 days ago
Text
I've spent the last week searching the depths of ao3 for more skk fics. These are the the fruits of my endeavors.
(yes ik its very late i kinda forgot to post this so)
1) A Stupid Question by writingfromtheshadows. A 'Dazai asks Chuuya to leave the port mafia with him' fic but they end up eloping at the end.
2) Partners in Love by meyllah. Six soukoku moments ranging from couple shirts to Dazai getting hit by a truck.
3) With You, The Light Is Warm by EcchiSenpai. Dazai tries to convince Chuuya to leave the Mafia with him.
4) x by strawberry_wlw. A story told in only Maths equations. It took me 20 minutes to read this short story because my brain refused to work and I didn't realize there was a key at the end. Don't make my mistake have fun and good luck.
5) A Difficult Question by Starship Dancer. Dazai needs cuddles and doesn't know how to ask, good thing Chuuya knows exactly what's happening.
37 notes · View notes
Note
hi, I was wondering if I could possibly request some crack with chuuya and a reader who's the same height as him. whether the reader be a teen or adult doesn't matter, I just want to see dazai make fun of the two of them for being short.
When you are the same height as Chuuya
Self-Aware! Platonic! Chuuya Nakahara x GN! Short! Teen! Reader x Self-Aware! Platonic Dazai Osamu
Tumblr media
Description: They heard your voice when they were in their world. They always wondered, how you looked like. Today, they will get into your world. Today, they finally will see you.
Warning: OOC, Platonic. English is my second language.
The moment has finally come. The day they were waiting for. Portal was ready. Just in a few moments, they will finally get to real world. They will finally see Their Guiding Light.
They knew few things about Their Guiding Light. Their name was [Y/N]. They were a teen and their parents were working abroad. They were getting checks from their parents every month. Their Guiding Light were looking after the house, doing chores, paying taxes, going to school and looking after themselves. There were adult relatives in the picture, but only when [Y/N] need a sigh on permission.
They knew what kind of person Their Guiding Light were. Today, they will finally learn, what Their Guiding Light look like.
Portal start working.
Bright light filled the room.
In the next moment, BSD Cast left their world and appeared in the real world. Right before Their Guiding Light.
_________
When your phone's screen suddenly start glowing white, you got startled and fell down on the floor.
So, you met BSD Cast while sitting on the floor.
For the next few minutes you were blinking like an owl, while Fukuzawa Yukichi gave a whole speech about self-awareness, their gratitude and you being Their Guiding Light.
When he finished talking, everyone finally noticed, that you were still sitting on the floor. Chuuya chuckled, carefully picked you up and put you on back on your feet.
"Okay, let's have a proper introduction."
With Chuuya Nakahara standing near you, everyone saw, that you two were the same height.
Osamu Dazai was grateful to you. For been near him during the darkest moment of his life, for treating him like a human, for bringing Oda back. He spent hours thinking, what he will say to you, when you finally met face to face. But all these preparations were destroyed. The chance was too good to be true.
Dazai took a step forward and bend to your level.
"Where is the rest of you? Or will you and hat rack, over here, morph into a one big adult?"
And that's how you and Chuuya formed a brother-sister alliance against Dazai.
________
Dazai didn't stop with teasing you two.
____________
You were having a chat with Kunikida, while Aya, Q, Elise, Katsumi, Kousuke, Sakura, Shinji and Yu were watching 'The Lion King' in the background. The first iconic scene with the rising sun has begun.
"So, to solve this math exercise I should do this, right?" you showed Kunikida your notes. Kunikida quickly scanned through them and nodded.
"Yes, very good. Now, try to solve it."
You two didn't pay attention to your surroundings and kids were too interested in a cartoon, that no one noticed Dazai, sneaking up to you.
The cartoon continued.
Rafiki raised Simba above his head.
The same moment, Dazai picked you up and raised you above the floor as high as he can.
Dazai started to sing-a-long.
"It's the circle of life. And it moves us all~"
Kids were having a hard time looking at you and Dazai on one side of the room and a TV screen with cartoon on it on the other side.
When the title screen finally appeared, Dazai put you down.
He ruffled your hair.
"Thanks for been a great Simba, [Y/N]!"
Before Kunikida and you can react, Dazai left the room.
You grumble and hide your face in your hands.
Kunikida looked at you with pity.
"If it makes things easier, he tried to do the same thing with Chuuya, back in the app."
You two heard the sounds of fighting and familiar 'Damn Blue Mackerel!'.
Kunikida adjusted his glasses.
"And that's exactly how it ended last time."
__________
You were in a bad mood.
The cereal you planned to have for breakfast were put on the top of the shelf.
You could swear you heard Dazai's laughter. Despite the fact that Dazai left fifteen minutes ago to get groceries.
You were almost ready to go grab a chair, when you felt two gloved hands on your shoulders. You felt, that you became lighter and start slowly levitate towards the top of the shelf.
Dazai loved putting your stuff on the top of the shelves. But, you gave Dazai some credit, he never moved really important staff or fragile things out of your reach.
You quickly grabbed flakes.
Slowly, you were back on the ground.
And gloved hands never left.
Chuuya always keep contact with you when he was doing it.
You turned to Chuuya and smiled.
"Thank you, Chuuya."
Chuuya grinned in return.
"Don't mention, [Y/N]. You knew, that you can always ask me to help deal with vegatoid's pranks."
You let out a small laugh. You remembered, how one time Dazai walked on you and saw, how exactly you were getting back things he put on the top.
That day you heard joke about morphing in one adult six more times. And at least seven times, Dazai joked about you sitting on Chuuya's shoulders and wearing a coat, so you two can ride a roller coaster for adults when you visit an amusement park.
_________
"Don't interfere, you pipsqueak! Or I will squish you like a grape!"
You got that message (and a few more threats) from your classmate. They were harassing younger students, and you promised to tell teachers, if they didn't stop.
That's why they start sending you threats. And mocking you about your height. You were in the middle of writing a letter to the teacher, explaining, what your classmate were doing, when Dazai snatched your phone.
You looked at him, expecting teasing and him holding your phone above your head, but, instead, Dazai was silent. He was reading messages your classmate sent you.
Chuuya was ready to grab your phone back, when Dazai almost shoved it in his face, forcing Chuuya to read the messages.
For a few moments, Dazai and Chuuya were quiet. Then Chuuya turned around and marched towards the front door. He was mumbling.
"I won't let anyone threat my sibling!"
Dazai returned your phone to you.
"No one dares to threat you, [Y/N]. Moreover..."
Dazai grinned and put his elbow on your head, using it as an armrest.
"You are my pipsqueak! I am the only one who is allowed to tease you!"
With that, Dazai followed after Chuuya.
You sighed.
Even if teachers couldn't do anything, the classmate won't ever forget their encounter with your two brothers.
471 notes · View notes
the-real-chuuya · 7 months ago
Note
Chuuya you’re so good at math can you help me with my homework? if Jeremy had 35 apples and splits it among himself and 4 of his friends how many will he have?! Third grade is FUCKED up im so glad i started smoking
Why the fuck are you in the third grade
21 notes · View notes
delusionalwriter02 · 1 year ago
Note
OH MY GOD I LOVED YOUR INSTAGRAM POSTS !! you capture their personalities soooo well, I'm really glad I saw them 🙇🙇 can you do one as Kunikida's gf? Pretty please? 💋 ANYWAYS, HAVE A GOOD DAY 💪👋
Insta as Kunikida's GF
a/n : omg anon you're so sweet!!!!!!!!! thank you so so so much for your kind words and for your request! the "pretty please" make me think of astarion so much (i had to say it), hope you like it <3 HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO
Tumblr media
<3 liked by Atsushiii, Daze_i and 89 others.
Yn_theoneandonly : i'm so jealous of his hair
Yosanurgirl : Drop the haircare routine
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : the WORST THING IS he don't even have a routine
↳ Yosanurgirl : genetic's a bitch
KATAI : It's giving Legolas
↳ KunikiDA : Don't even know why I bother looking at the comments
↳ Daze_i : Looking for compliment on your long ass hair
↳ KunikiDA : The only compliment I want are the one from my girlfriend
↳ Daze_i : I'm not a girl but I volunteer
↳ KunikiDA : Shut the fuck up
↳ Daze_i : Rude
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Honey calm down, he's not worth your time
↳ Daze_i : I know right ??
↳ KunikiDA : SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU
Tumblr media
<3 liked by KunikiDA, KATAI and 83 others.
Yn_theoneandonly : forest walk
Daze_i : he went to see where his notebook was created
↳ Yosanurgirl : Wish I had Kunikida's patience
KunikiDA : Honey you don't have to post me all of the time
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : but it's a crime to gatekeep your beauty
↳ KATAI : agree
Ranthebestpo : He should consider modeling
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : THANK YOU, I've been telling him this NONSTOP but he won't listen
↳ KunikiDA : What's the point of being a detective if my face is known ?
↳ Ranthebestpo : He got a point
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : NO RANPO STAY ON MY SIDE
Tumblr media
<3 liked by Ranthebestpo, Atsushiii and 91 others.
Yn_theoneandonly : i LOVE IT when he detached his hair
KunikiDA : Love, really, you need to learn how to gatekeep
↳ KATAI : NO DON'T
↳ KunikiDA : Katai ????
Daze_i : Why is the chandelier so close to the ground ????
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it's cute and iconic
↳ Daze_i : no it's stupid
↳ KunikiDA : don't you dare insult her
Yosanurgirl : if i had him as a math teacher I wouldn't have skipped class
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you never went to school love
↳ Yosanurgirl : BUT IF I DID, I wouldn't have skipped
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 100% agree
↳ Daze_i : Is everybody having a crush on him or ???
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you do ????
↳ Atshushiii : thought you said you weren't interested in men Dazai ??
↳ Daze_i : i'm not
↳ Chu_uya : bullshit
↳ KunikiDA : Why are you even here Chuuya ?
↳ Daze_i : I don't mind him being here
↳ Ranthebestpo : Of course
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : just create a damn group chat
Tumblr media
<3 liked by Daze_i, Ranthebestpo and 167 others.
Yn_theoneandonly : Even after a mission he looks SO good
Yosanurgirl : Dazai in the back is killing me
↳ Daze_i : May I join ?
↳ Yosanurgirl : Absolutely not
Atsushiii : It looks like a photoshoot
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : thanks to my phone
Daze_i : Why blurry me ???? It's a crime
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you're not the one I wanted in the photo
↳ KunikiDA : Dazai stop flirting with my girlfriend
↳ Daze_i : I'm not flirting, I'm asking WHY i'm not the object of the photo
↳ KunikiDA : Make that stupid brain of yours work for once
KATAI : Must say that he's looking GOOD
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : right ???
↳ Ranthebestpo : for once I agree with you
↳ Daze_i : When I say that everybody is in love with him
↳ Ranthebestpo : Don't include me in everybody
↳ p0e : you're in love Ranpo ?
↳ Ranthebestpo : THAT'S NOT THE SUBJECT
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Gotta make it clear for everybody, IT'S MY MAN
↳ KunikiDA : I love you sweetheart
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you more honey
↳ Yosanurgirl : When it's our turn to be happy ?
Tumblr media
Hello!! Hope you liked it ? I had some much fun writing it so thank you again for your kind words and your request <3
See you <3
122 notes · View notes
candytrashpanda · 1 year ago
Text
Parenting Heacanons - Chuuya, Atsushi
Character(s): Chuuya Nakahara; Atsushi Nakajima (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Tags: SFW, fluff, familial, headcanons
Warnings: Mention of pregnancy
Notes: AFAB reader; originally posted on ao3 here; this is old and I'm not caught up with the manga now so sorry if anything seems strange
Chuuya
I'm not going to lie, Chuuya's initial response to finding out his partner is pregnant is not going to be very positive. He's not angry or anything, but he didn't really want kids and doesn't feel the slightest bit ready to be a father. He isn't going to run away, though; he knows it's sorta his fault you're in this situation to begin with so he's going to swallow his pride and stick around for your sake.
He spends the whole pregnancy low-key dreading having to take care of a baby. Mostly because he's got no clue how to do that. That's not to say he isn't trying to find out how; if you check his browser history at this point, it'll probably be a lot of parenting articles.
He'll say he wants to leave naming the baby to you but if you come up with name ideas and ask him for his thoughts on them Oh Boy will he have some opinions for you.
As soon as the baby is born and he gets to hold it, it's like all his apprehension just vanishes into thin air, he is immediately in love. Like, he looks this tiny, helpless human he helped make in the eyes and immediately knows he would kill and die for them.
I think that it would be a more interesting dynamic if he had a daughter; he'd still be a good father to a son, but with a daughter, he would truly be wrapped around her little finger. That little girl will be SO spoiled, she'll be the one all her classmates want to be friends with because she has all the newest video games and the best dolls.
Lord have mercy on anyone who tries to bully his daughter, not just because he'll be more than willing to beat them up but if she's inherited any of her dad's personality, so will she. If she gets in trouble at school for fighting back against a bully, she will get high fives and ice cream from Chuuya.
When she's old enough, he'll teach her to fight for real. He knows he won't always be there to protect her, so he wants her to be able to keep herself safe.
Once she's old enough to start dating, Chuuya will do the entire protective dad routine to any boys she might bring home. He will all but do a full interrogation about what they're planning, make it known that he knows how to hide a body, and if they bring her home even a minute late he is going to lose it.
Word will get around about this. It is not going to be easy for Chuuya's daughter to find a prom date.
Atsushi
In the early stages of pregnancy Atsushi is going to feel sicker than you.
This poor boy is straight-up terrified to be a parent at first because of what his own childhood was like. It isn't that he doesn't want to have children, exactly, he just doesn't want to end up continuing the cycle of abuse. Of course, the fact that he's worried about that at all is enough to tell you that he'll be a fine father, but good luck convincing him of that.
Once his child is born, all his worries are going to lead him to go so far in the opposite direction, he's probably never going to so much as raise his voice at the kid. He is a major pushover of a parent, Atsushi's child could get away with murder.
He's also going to have a hard time denying them anything they want. This is going to be another spoiled child for sure. The kid's probably going to end up as a bit of a brat because of this, and Atsushi can't even get mad because he knows it's no one's fault but his own.
On the positive side of things he's going to be such a supportive dad as well. He'll be in the front row of any recitals, plays, spelling bees, anything like that his child participates in and he is going to clap the loudest because he's so proud of them!!!
He'll try to help them with their math homework at some point, but quickly realize that he doesn't really know how to do math either. Much frantic googling will ensue as Atsushi tries to quickly learn long division for his child's sake.
When they get old enough to start hanging out with friends on their own, Atsushi is going to be so worried if they stay out later than they said they would, even if it's just by a few minutes. He'll also want to know exactly who they're with and where they're going. He isn't trying to be overbearing, he just has anxiety.
Voted most likely to cry when his child moves out. Empty nest syndrome is gonna hit him so hard. His child is probably going to get daily texts from their honorary aunts and uncles at the Agency reminding them to call their dad.
65 notes · View notes
kaelakov · 11 months ago
Note
What is a headcanon (any fandom tbh) that you hold close to your heart?
omgomgomgomgomgomg headcanons yesyesyesy
I'll do BSD and MTP :3
From BSD:
When PM!Dazai got drunk, it was always Oda and Ango who took him home
I like to think that PM!Dazai always tried to look cool on those stools at Lupin Bar but ended up always falling down.
BIG BROTHER ODASAKU.
I like to think that Chuuya and Oda did have an interaction at one point. (Please make it CANON ASAGIRI.)
BIG BROTHER JOUNO!!!! (I love to think that Jouno saw Tachihara as his younger brother)
I really, really, really like to think that Jouno truly, as Tetcho says, is a good person at heart. I love to think that Jouno has a soft spot for children and good people. I will live by that.
Teruko and Fukuchi? Gossip buddies.(Even then... yk-) "Captain, did you heart that blah blah blah?" "Teruko, now's not a good time to--tell me more."
I like to think Fukuchi really did care about the Hunting Dogs and did have some type of regret going against them. I really like to think for once, he liked being the hero everyone looked up to.
I like to think Fyodor is more of a tea person, not a coffee person.
ONTO MTP!! William dislikes coffee since it makes his heart palpitate, in which he dislikes.
He taught himself French, whenever he's upset, he'll curse in French.
Albert doesn't like dust because he's allergic to it. (He'll get all sneezy and such) I really like to think that when he gets sick, he'll blame it on the dust.
I SERIOUSLY LOVE TO GO BY THE WRITING AND MATH DUO AND IT'S JUST LOUIS IS GOOD AT WRITING; WILLIAM IS GOOD AT MATH.
OKAY KIND OF ANGST? AND SPOILER FOR THE LAST EPISODES OF S2, Louis after the death of William and Albert being in jail, when their birthdays come around, Louis has like a little remembrance shrine of them, and he leaves flowers and a cup of tea at their shrines.
I like to think Fred also sees Louis as like an older brother figure
I ALSO LIKE TO REALLY THINK THAT FOR BONDE'S LIKE BINDING TAPE (for those who don't know, it's the ones that go around your chest. Used often for transgender people), I LIKE TO THINK THAT FRED HELPS HIM WRAP IT AROUND HIS CHEST SOMETIMES.
William wears glasses canon--he just doesn't like to wear them very often.
THESE ARE JUST SOME I CAN THINK OF, IF MORE POP UP IN MY HEAD, I'LL BE SURE TO SHARE!
33 notes · View notes
asagirisfavpen · 8 months ago
Text
Modern AU BSD headcanons because Traumabringer still makes me cry
Chuuya has tattoos and piercings and probably plays guitar and Dazai is making fun of him for being such a "stereotypical hot man" (he's simping over him)
Lippmann is an actor and he's so invested in the drama. He knows all the theories and definitely says "Thank you, Beyoncé" from time to time for funsies
Yosano is a doctor and every time she has a man act like she's a nurse and asks to be seen by a male doctor she needs to be physically stopped from making the men need a doctor even more
Ranpo always calls out the ppl who turn out to be shitty (like all the minecraft ytbers) and now every single time someone starts being a fan of some celebrity they ask Ranpo if they should be aware of something
Kyouka loves shoujo anime and everyone except Atsushi (and Ranpo) was shocked. Kunikida takes her from time to time to buy manga/merch
Tachihara and Albatross have a garage together. (Why? Cuz I said so)
And Odasaku and Iceman have a bar together. It's the most quiet and nice bar you'll ever be in (except when Dazai and Chuuya are there at the same time)
Fukuzawa is like a principal or smth in a school and everyone is afraid of him and tries to stay out of trouble because of that but every single time a student talks to him they realize that Fukuzawa is probably one of the nicest adults in the school
Mori is still the head of some mafia. Every1 knows that. Nobody has enough proof to arrest him
Atsushi is taking guitar lessons from Chuuya because he thinks guitars are so cool but Akutagawa told him that if he plays that thing too loud he's gonna strangle Atsushi with the strings (yes they live together pushing my sskk agenda)
Naomi listens to Chappell Roan
Tanizaki is surprisingly good in maths but nobody told him that so he thinks he sucks
Haruno is studying psychology (she wants to see exactly what's wrong with her friends)
Dazai watched AoT and keeps telling Chuuya "You're just like Levi. Short."
Chuuya posted one video of himself playing guitar and the comments were so weird he deleted his account
Kouyou is a ballet teacher. She tried making Chuuya get lessons but he refused, just like he refused Lippmann when it came to acting/modeling
Kyuu and Kenji are besties. No one knows how that happened
Gin has a black belt in martial arts
26 notes · View notes
welivetodream · 1 year ago
Text
*Atsushi got drunk during a new year's party*
Atsushi: I have been here for some time now. And all this time I have been repressing my feelings to not hurt anyone. But I want to speak my mind today
Dazai: cheers! Atsushi-kun! Say whatever you want, no-one would stop you
Atsushi, coughs: ahem ahem...okay. Kunikida-San, you were a math teacher. BOOM ROASTED
Kunikida: *spit's his drink out*
Atsushi: Dazai-san, you have 1000 ex's, nobody wants to stay with you. BOOM ROASTED.
Dazai, chuckles: that was a good one
Atsushi: Chuuya-san, you are 5'3. BOOM ROASTED.
Chuuya: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID KID?
Dazai: this is hilarious
Atsushi: Akutagawa, you look like a malnourished Victorian child who likes hot-topic. BOOM ROASTED.
Akutagawa: Jinko, when I get to you!
Atsushi: Ranpo-san, you are a glorified man-child. BOOM ROASTED.
Ranpo, eating dino nuggies: I won't deny
Atsushi: Yosano-sensei....you literally save our lives, I can't say anything bad about you
Yosano: awwww
Chuuya: that's a bit unfair!
Atsushi: Poe-san, you are a simp. BOOM ROASTED.
Poe, watching everything hiding behind a door: y-you actually noticed me, I am flattered!
Atsushi, takes a deep breath: Fukuzawa-san....you spend most of the ADA budget on cat food. I actually agree with that.
Fukuzawa: *nods gravely*
Atsushi: and...Junichiro-kun....you and your sister....do I have to say it? You two are fuc---
Kunikida, drags Atsushi out of the room: that was enough drinking for you!!!!!
*the next morning*
Dazai: I didn't know you had all of this sass inside you!!! That was amazing. You should do it more~
Atsushi, horrified, hiding his face:......I SAID WHAT????
107 notes · View notes