#Cod asks

[anonmousegosqueak]

I've been having shitty sickness and period time (god I want a dick) so pls have my unedited thoughts.

Johnny and Simon in almost any AU give me "Fair" by The Amazing Devils that it's not even funny anymore. I just cry whenever I hear that song because I've got so many ghoap scenes in my head.

Transmasc Gaz who has like, no period cramps at all, even though his t-shots are a little all over the place cause of missions. Johnny on the other hand, dies. Every time he gets a period, cause he's even worse about his shots, he's reduced to a victorian child in Roach's bed (the most blankets) cursing out Gaz and trying to telepathically transfer his cramps.

Price had a fat crush on Nik, and the boys teased him about it for literal months, were open to bringing the pilot into the fold. "More the merrier" as Johnny said. Nik declined a relationship (aromantic hc) but is always up for some good sex when he's on base.

To me, Simon looks similar to Jeremy Allen White. It's mainly the nose, the hair, and the dimples. Like, I love 'pretty boy' Simon, but unconventionally attractive Simon is my favourite.

Roach loves Star Trek for the same reasons I do. Loves that disabilities aren't 'cured' but have accommodations, that people are so openly themselves and it's just accepted. His favourite characters are Tuvok (ST: Voyager), Geordi (ST: Next Generation), and Jim Kirk (ST: Original Series). His favourite installment of the franchise is Deep Space 9, and he makes everyone watch at least three episodes before they can decide if they like it or not.

-🦴

Boner, you literally bullied me into answering this (/j, dw I'm being dramatic) by asking if you asked this. Ask-ask? Whatever, if I write this then I might write more today.

Honestly, I think all of these are like- really good? And really fleshed out? I dunno what to say so I've decided to take my favorite one and make a little minific/story/idk-just-talking-about-a-time-it-happened about it.

Under the cut because 1) I might use a curse words :0 and 2) I'm sick of trying to find a post and scrolling through miles long text because it doesn't automatically cut it on my own page.

Real cw(with less jokes)- trans men getting periods, cursing, pain from said period, I think there's a sex joke or two?

Cw- talks of men getting periods, they all be smoochin, that's right I made it undefined poly141, I myself get the most irregular periods and don't actually know what it's like to be normal (aka period inaccuracies?), occasional Scottish accent but not fully written out so like cringe ig?

Poor Johnny.

Basically everyone knew when that time of the month (he's lucky if it has a schedule) came around. Everything gets noticeably quieter, less explosions, and at least one other member disappeared alongside Soap.

He didn't think much about it on the ride back. Yeah his stomach hurt a bit, but that was probably just the rations. He was covered in sweat and probably some enemy blood, that's probably the reason his legs feel sticky. That's it... Right?

That is, until Ghost is silently nudging him to shut his legs. He of course is about to argue, only getting cut off when Ghost leans down and whispers.

"you're bleeding through your pants, MacTavish."

Oh. That gets him about as red as the blood he's now acutely aware of, embarrassed he didn't notice. *Goddamnit.*

As soon as they touch down, he's grabbing hightailing it to the showers. Makes a quick stop to grab his toiletry bag, a change of clothes, and an old towel that he doesn't care about getting some blood on. Then, he's stripping down (praying he can save this pair of pants, he really likes 'em and doesn't want them to be stained forever) and scrubbing every inch of his body. Sure enough, it looks like that one scene from the shining down there.

He'd never been blessed with light flow.

As if being summoned by his panic, the cramps double. The adrenaline of the battlefield was able to distract him for a while, but it's worn off by now. He's already gritting his teeth and cussing out whatever God made his dumbass uterus (that he didn't even want!) so fucking painful. Do his thoughts make full sense? Na. Is the message clear? Yup. Besides, the quiet rambling helps keep him distracted.

He literally screams when a pair of arms wrap around his torso.

"Woah- Tav! Relax, just me."

Sure enough, behind him stands a very wet Gaz. How long had he been there?

"You alright, mate?"

"Aye, never better."

God- the sarcasm is practically dripping from every word. Soap tends to get a bit salty at Gaz around this time. Chalk it up to jealousy.

"Oi- none of that. Just relax, alright? I'll wash your hair, 's long as you don't scream again."

Soap doesn't say much, he simply grumbles and slouches down, melting slightly as slim fingers run through his hair.

He doesn't say anything as the water shuts off, as he gets scooped up, as he gets worked into a pair of boxers (the ones with the sewn in pad, Soap realizes) and carried out of the shower room. He doesn't say anything as he gets laid down on a comfy bed and covered in blankets. The most sounds he makes are moans from pain and a little happy sound as Roach curls up around him.

The last thing he remembers before passing out is Roach looking up at him, eyes sparkling.

'they say sex helps cramps?'

"Shut up- hot water bottles don't speak."

That little squeaky giggle lulls him to sleep, pain subsiding just a bit. Maybe in the morning he'll take Roach up on that offer, for now though, it's sleepy time.

Idk, just short and sweet. I feel like Boner explained the whole thing very well, I just wanted to make a story where Soap gets cuddles and Roach is horny. The end ig?

[paropamisus]

Deciding whether to write about ex-husband Simon or Homewrecker Simon...hmm decisions decisions. Either way I just wanna write about him being a possessive little freak (With Yandere tendencies)

[ask-soapmactavish]

Decided to recommend this to my mates. Might as well join em, eh?

You can ask me anything, yeah? Tell me how handsome I am, even. Keep this teen friendly. I know how much you all love me, but keep it appropriate, please.

THIS IS AN 18+ ACC, MDNI

I might be on missions every once and awhile, so expect me to be gone every once and awhile.

TRANSPHOBIA IS NOT WELCOME IN THIS COMMUNITY. Any kind of transphobia, homophobia, racism, sexism, or any other kind of hatred is NEVER WELCOME. IT HAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THIS WAY.

HATE HAS ZERO HOME HERE.

(Hello! I'm V, the operator of this acc. Saw some other people doing Ghost @ghost-askblog and Gaz @ask-gaz, so I thought I would join em.)

(Keep this teen friendly, but feel free to flirt with our Johnny.)

[peachetteprice]

May I call upon everyone better than me to send me asks about what I should write. Soap, Gaz, Price, Ghost, hell, even Keegan.

I write so often, but 90% of it never sees the light of day because I get sucked into projects that take too long (and that I eventually decide aren't worth sharing). Someone hit me over the head with an ask so I can still put something out there within 3-5 business days that'll keep my Tumblr alive whilst maintaining a somewhat healthy pace of publishing... thanks in advance.

[skauni]

Not trying to rush you at all, but did you write the miscarriage fic? I scrolled through the blog and couldn’t see it - just wanted to make sure it wasn’t that I had just missed it, and if I have would you mind linking it?

I thought the gods of Tumblr deleted it because I scrolled past it three times trying to find it for you—but here you go my Gremlin! Enjoy your angst<3

Why Did It Have To Be Us...?

[ask-sshiratori]

Setsuko "Suki" Shiratori

Born 1947 in Kamakura, Japan

MI6 agent, member of the BO6 team

-> admin info

evan or ivan (it was a joke until it wasn't)

17 y/o- please keep that in mind

other account (and main rp blog) is @project-saint-707. also owner of @ask-raskolnikov and @ask-hpark

main will remain my business for now

this is a side blog so i won't be able to follow back !!

[shark-ies]

okay here’s my silly rp accounts

@ltc-skid and @sgt-fluffy

[ginandtonic141]

Do you ever have a dream that you have you do you that if that you if you ever that

Gin's eyebrows raise slowly with every word uttered to her within this sentence. She regards you with immense concern.

"Havin' a fookin stroke, huh? Steamin' Jesus. Y'alright?"

[minimiance]

size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

[yooo-lets-go]

There’s always summer somewhere in the world I guess

[softaestluv]

Simon Riley who’s got you bent in half, fucking you within an inch of your life, plunging his fat cock so deep you can feel it bruise your cervix.

But he’s kissing you so fucking softly and tenderly, whispering sweet words and pretty promises against your swollen lips— s’fuckin’ pretty, gonna make you my pretty little wife. Keep you as mine forever.

The contrast has you so strung out, stretched thin pulled between each tether. It constricts your chest, has your mind gumming, pooling into each curl of his tongue, words coiling a vice grip around your heart.

But you don’t even have time to think about them or respond, not when his thrusts are so cruel, unrelenting, making sure the claim of his cock takes and makes his words true.

[anonmousegosqueak]

Yallllll!

Y'know what today is? Today is a writing day for me!! Aka- I'm sleepy and probably getting a bit sick so I turn to escapism and writing. Send in requests!

I'll also be working through my old ones, dw.

[readwritealldayallnight]

Something something you’ve been seeing this new guy for a few weeks now, sparks aren’t flying between you two but he’s hot, pays for your drinks, only mostly stares at your tits when you’re talking, and best of all he consistently fucks your brains out at the end of each date, so you’re in no rush to break things off yet

Something something he asks you out on another date but says his car is stuck in the shop for a while, asks if you wouldn’t mind being a ‘real bonnie lass’ and picking him up from work, swearing up and down that he’ll make it worth your while in bed tonight

Something something you’re surprised when the address he gave you is a well fortified military base, unable to recall if he’d ever mentioned what his job was in the first place, but visions of his mohawk between your legs tonight silences any apprehension as you pull through the gates

Something something you shoot him a text from your car to let him know that you’re here, but the reception is shoddy and you end up walking around a bit in hopes of finding better connection so the message can go through

Something something you’re focused on your phone screen, smiling to yourself when you finally see the text become delivered, hardly noticing when you walk into a brick wall of a man, dropping your phone to the ground

Something something you both bend down to pick it up at the same time, hands connecting and instant sparks flying through your fingers, letting out a genuine laugh when you end up knocking your forehead against his and falling on your butt

Something something the tall, masked stranger offers you a hand up, never letting go of you as you start talking, the two of you hitting it off instantaneously, hardly paying attention to the sky around you steadily growing darker and darker, each word slipping past his lips in that deep, gravelly Manchester accent of his has you forgetting why you were here in the first place, until he asks

Something something, you explain you’re here to pick up a friend for what’s supposed to be a fourth or fifth date, though you don’t see things going much further, especially now that mister tall, dark and handsome is standing before you, a vision plucked straight out of your wildest fantasies brought to life

Something something, Johnny finally looks away from the recruits long enough to see to see your text, unaware that his plan to show you off as his newest sweet piece of ass to his mates has quickly turned into his Lieutenant stealing his girl right out from under his nose

[ask-soapmactavish]

That explosion in the hangar, was that another one of your DIY projects?

Definitely. I always have bright ideas, mate.

[peachetteprice]

How many requests do you have in your inbox, and what are you currently working on?

Send this to 3 other Tumblr writers to get a glimpse in their world <3

Uhhhhhh... if you asked me this yesterday, it would be the same as every other day, which is 0. Except that I stooped to my knees like a beggar and implored that people send me asks, and I now have... 4.

:))) 🧡

[skauni]

I require your CoD asks. Please keep minor friendly, if you do not do so I will not make 18+ I will make suggestive.