#Crack crossover lol

[magicpiano]

I have seen a few DCxMarvel dimension travel fics, and quite a few of them are of them are Peter Parker post-blip. Which gives me a crack fic idea: everyone who got snapped ended up in the DC universe. Yes, all of them.

The current world population is around eight billion, so half of that would be 4 billion... Yeah that would cause so so so many problems. But the DC universe is used to crazy shit.

Obviously there would be a sudden influx of "new" heroes and villains but with absolutely no context it is hard to figure out who is who.

Batman immediately trying to make contingency plans for all these new heroes and villains as well as figure out their civilian identities but this is very difficult because literally no records exist yet.

Magic users from both worlds team up, but I think they were still unable to fix it, the infinity stones were just too powerful. Also I think Dr. Strange and Constantine can't stand each other.

While I am at it, Wonder Woman and Loki would probably hate each other too. DC is more Greek but it has had their own version of Norse mythology, so maybe they are the same and have beef?

They would struggle to feed and house that many new people, but getting them jobs and integrating them into society would be hard too. And good luck proving anything anyone says. "You swear you have a law degree from Harvard? Okay I guess."

Do doubles exist? Yeah a lot of people probably don't have an alternate universe double, but it stands to reason some do. How do you deal with having a new kind-of twin? Or a dead friend or relative coming back, but different? Or even someone you never knew/doesn't exist in this world insisting they are family.

Some au double ideas I have seen people toss around are: Dick Grayson as Richard Parker, Kara Danvers as Carol Danvers, Steve Trevor as Steve Rogers, and Slade Wilson as/being somehow related to Wade Wilson, but I am sure there are other fun ideas out there too.

The snap didn't just affect humans/earth! So other planets are having the same problems.

Then randomly, five years later, just when people were getting used to the change, they all disappear again without warning. This causes as many problems as the original appearance did.

[toonsforkicks22]

What basically happened in the crossover (it gets better, I promise)

[moneypriestess]

I’ve read fics where Danny is immortal and like thousands of years old, but he still acts like a teenager

I like fics like that but I wanna see one where Danny is this old ass man with a beard that reaches his feet and he’s all frail.

Like a hero goes to him for help or guidance and he just acts like master oogway.

Or even yet he still looks like a teen but his words and actions are that of a immortal who has seen everything.

New hero who climbed a mountain with no powers, walked across a lava river and went through the harshest conditions to get to the top of said mountain, finally makes it out of breath and sees this white haired glowing teenager floating in the air with a oak cane under him and his hands on his knees going

“Oooom Ooooom Ooooomm”

Then they get to talking

Hero: “how am I supposed to choose between the love of my life and the city I love just as much??!”

Danny doing a small wind dance making Sakura petals float in the air softly around them.

“From the earth we rise and to the earth we will one day return”

Hero: …..

hero: “what in the hell is this small child saying”

[cannibal-pentecost]

Lailay ship meme, they're so similar, the pain of social ostracization and loneliness because of neurodivergency is real 🥹

Literally, the one way to avoid Ashley being forced to perform hetero relationship dynamics with her brother (besides forcefem) is to simply find her someone she latch onto outside of Andrew.

And it's not like Laios judges too much about social norms or criminal actions, she ATE her sister and probably would demon sacrifice her own parents were it not for her social support network (and the demon trying to betray her).

In conclusion, they'd have weird and bloody dyke sex and Laios would teach her tiny wifey how to cook <3

[tanema123]

The masterpiece of the century.

I present to you the Hazbin vocaloid trio.

We got Alastor as Rin, Adam as Len and Lucifer as Hatsune Miku!

Enjoy!

[emiplayzmc]

Shitty Gravity Falls AU that mayhaps I am delulu about:

Gravity Falls x Jekyll & Hyde

I haven't much fleshed this out yet because this was literally just made up while reading Journal 3 and listening to the J&H musical OST, but what I'm MAINLY thinking about is like- 'what if Sock Opera was Jekyll and Hyde. Would that be fucked up or what.'

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It's the 1800s, and Dipper and Mabel are staying with their great uncle Stanley Pines, who's been living in the house that his brother, Stanford, lived in before mysteriously disappearing. In this AU Mason and Mabel would probably be moreso in their late teens / young adulthood

Dipper (more likely to be known as just Mason in this AU rather than a nickname) would be a man of science and logically much like Ford in this universe, but also still the mystery-loving Dipper we know and love :) He and Mabel would get it in their heads that they could find out what happened to Stanford, and they go snooping around looking for the clues as to how and where he disappeared to, breaking into an old, locked study of the house. Everything is messed up or destroyed except for many strewn about notes on the desk, and one vial of a mysterious liquid in a cabinet, surrounded by other smashed bottles of the same substance. They read the notes that Ford made about a substance he concocted that allowed him to give into his darker impulses, and soon after the two of them hurry to leave the room with the notes intending on keeping the fact they were snooping a secret - although not before Mason spots the bottle of potion.

The notes about the potion and Ford's experiences with the duality essentially act like a Journal 3 for Mason here, except much shorter and less otherworldly. Eventually Mason's morbid curiosity of the vial and Stanford's notes lead him to sneaking into the study again, and he drinks the vial in the cabinet.

Cue the arrival of Hyde - or in this AU, Bill Cipher / Bipper - causing mischief and hijinks across London and within the Pines family. And eventually, just like the original book (and like with Ford and Bill in the show), Mason gradually starts losing more and more of himself to the addiction of the potion / becoming Bipper while finding more notes and pages about how Stanford felt like he was losing his mind when the darker version of him took over, feeling like it was moreso a demon possessing him than an act of science in the end.

Mabel and Grunkle Stan would probably be the Utterson and Lanyon in this universe, trying to figure out why Dipper keeps disappearing / acting like a completely different person more and more often, and eventually having to find a way to save him before he meets the same fate as Stanford, or the original Jekyll & Hyde.

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Aka, Ford's the OG Jekyll in this AU and Dipper unknowingly follows in his footsteps lol. Again, I haven't fleshed much of this out, but I've always thought about 'what if Dipper and Bipper were Jekyll & Hyde parallels' but never really gave it too much thought? It seems like it'd be an interesting AU to explore mainly because I love the themes of goth literature, and I think the potential of Bipper / Bill's influence with Ford / Dipper goes SO WELL in this universe with the 'darker impulses' and the inherent HUNGER the two of them have for knowledge and the unknown that Bill manipulates in the first place, same as Jekyll being driven by his own impulses of needing to act out instead of being a prim Victorian man 24/7 paired with being a man of science.

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Carnage Essence/Rahri

Ragna the Bloodedge:

X

Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox:

[acourtofquestions]

My newest CRACK FANON nonsense theory:

If Tamlin has a stone heart, and all High Lords are ✨gems✨ then can Tarquin please have a Ruby Soul?!😂🤣

[i-am-trans-gwender]

I just made a new ship. What should I call it?

[roombathesequel]

asmo and vil play dti (featuring yuu/mc)

(an: SHOUTOUT TO MY LOVELY BETA READER @mmmmmmoldycheese THEYRE COOL)

it was a normal day for our lovely yuu (im just gonna refer to mc/yuu as yuu for this fic so it isnt confusing), just relaxing at ramshackle dorm while playing some DTI. atleast thats what i wouldve said if vil fucking schoeneheit didnt join randomly and just starts slaying so hard that he always ended up on the podium.(wow he slays so much omg)then like an hour after vil joined asmo decided “fuck it! imma join my lovely little partner on roblox and start fighting in the chat (AND VC THIS PETTY BITCH) with the person who keeps on winning when i dont win!!!” AND MADE SO MUCH DRAMA!!

“bro its not that deep!! he won cuz he slayed that theme, not cuz it was rigged!” yuu yelled at vil, trying to find out how the two most fashionable (and petty) people they know are somehow still fighting after like 30 minutes. “”SHUT UP YUU!!”” asmo and vil screamed at the same time, effectively almost breaking yuu’s poor eardrums, “OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!”. cue the whole vc starting to laugh at yuu’s sudden outburst as asmo and vil were left stunned. yuu took a deep breath and went on with the game as if nothing had happened.

[time skip to like an hour later cuz i make the rules here]

“yuu~ can you vote me 5 stars please?~ i promise i wont ask again~” asmo pleaded with yuu. vil snorted at that but covered it up with a cough, “as if your outfits would be worthy of 5 stars! hey potato, give me 5 stars instead.” “hah? you think theyre gonna give you 5 stars just cause you asked?” “well you seem to think that will work seeing as you asked first.” “oh shut up! i was doing that ironically!!(he says, like a liar)” *insert more petty arguing here im too lazy to write it :P.*  “OH YEAH?! WELL I HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF WINNING SO YUU WOULD PROBABLY WANNA DUO WITH ME MORE THAN YOU!!!” (you can choose who said that line <3)

cuz of comedic timing lilia then joined the server and yuu immediately saw an opportunity to be a little chaos gremlin “oh hey lilia!! you wanna duo?” lillia also sensing an opportunity to also be a little chaos gremlin automatically agreed, “oh of course i would love to duo with you!!” *insert lilia smug face while asmo and vil look offended as fuck teehee* 

[the next theme is freestyle]

“HELL YEAH WE’RE GONNA NAIL THIS LILIA!!!!!! LETS GO GAMERS!”

[timeskip to runway cuz i choose what happens this is my fic <3]

*vil slaying the runway cuz hes vil*

*asmo slaying the runway cuz hes asmo*

then we have…….

OMG IS THAT LILIA AND YUU ABSOLUTELY DEVOURING SLAYING SO HARD I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR THE RUNWAY?!?!?!?!?!!!!???!?!!! YES IT IS!!!!!!!! *pose 28 spam cuz yay*

[lilia and yuu got first place! yayy!!!!]

*awkward silence…* “....what the actual FUCK yuu?! since when were you so good at this game?!?!??!?” asmo stared at his screen flabbergasted, how the hell did yuu get so good at this game and how could he learn?? “fufufufu~ its quite simple actually,” started lilia, “its called layering!! Kinda hard to learn how to do properly but one you got it you can make amazing outfits!” finished yuu.

cue lilia and yuu teaching asmo and vil how to layer for the next hour

THE END

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

The Supreme King with yellow eyes in GX? I got your other Supreme King with yellow eyes right here 👑 XD

“I destroy all who get in my way!” - Darth Kaiba

“Only a sith deals in absolutes, Kaiba!” - Master Yugi

[strialternatives]

excited to share the piece I did for the @REDACTEDbkdk zine on twitter since I got the greenlight to post :> Also some bonus character sheets I made for this au--basic concept I came up with was a bkdk reunion during a containment breach. There’s lots of headcanons I couldn’t fit onto a double spread so I might end up adding more to this later lol. Really I’m just attached to Deku’s staff researcher uniform it’s so fun to draw  ♡ ♡ ♡

(anyways, here’s a bonus close up of our sleuthing decchan bbies)

[magpiefngrl]

im sure someone has posted about this before but it has just come to my attention that a trait of many a popular ship is the combo one common name x one super unusual name (in western fandoms)

So ships like :

Harry x Draco

Will x Hannibal

Dean x Castiel

Derek x Stiles

John x Sherlock

Arthur x Merlin

Kirk x Spock

Harry x Louis

Steve x Bucky

James x Regulus

I haven't read in all these fandoms but the unusual-name-haver seems to be the more flamboyant or dramatic or eccentric character of the two, no?

Its basically the name version of this

[zyana-wyvern]

The Case of The Stolen Dashi Dragon

Just a silly little ASOIAF-Cyberpunk AU/Crossover that I cooked up back in autumn, but didn’t get to finish. Decided to post it as it is.

The short of it is that Zia is a rich, corporate brat and also an ASOIAF nerd and with her father’s money she decided to establish a company specialized in fire based weapons (their most successful product is a flame thrower named Vhagar 😆).

Her biggest idol is also Yorinobu for obvious reasons. Maelstrom are her biggest fans and the ones who help and fill her ranks most, also for obvious reasons.

This started out as a joke, but now I love it and started to take it waay too seriously, even if it is a bit of a crack!AU and should be treated as such.👀😄

Dialogue below

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Zia: Welcome to Erebus Incorporate, Takemura.

Goro: Thank you for receiving us, Valfrid. We are here regarding the assasination attempt upon Arasaka-sama. You and your… organization are main suspects, as you well know. He has been reasonable and offered cooperation, on particular terms.

Zia: On his terms you mean? I’ll have you know we are part of a fully registered and recognized incorporated entity, not an “organization” and numerous, important gangs of NC support us. It is probably why he’s choosing diplomacy, rather than violence. That being said, we deny any implication and rebuke such a horrific accusation. We would never try assassinating Arasaka. The idea is though quite…inspirational.

Goro: Do not mock me, Valfrid. I have not come here to be disrespected. Arasaka-sama is offering a chance that would be fruitful for you. You are but a child with too much money and power on your hands.

Zia: Would you say the same to Yorinobu’s face? After all, both he and I source our wealth and power from our parents.

Goro: Better if you don’t speak of anyone from the Arasaka family.

Zia: Ah, of course. You must admit I’ve achieved more in a shorter time and at a younger age than Yorinobu. Though, he and I do have many things in common, dragons and all. Takemura “sama”, if you would have come here in Yorinobu’s, name I do believe I would have been more opened to cooperation.

Goro: This is my last warning.

Zia: Alright. No more talk about them. I’ll be more lenient. I apologize. Back to the subject at hand. We are not guilty of anything. I presume that the only thing that can now happen is for us to meet in court.

Goro: It is up to Arasaka-sama to decide that, but it is probable. You also will be accused of theft.

Zia: Theft? We’re thieves and assassins? Ah, you insult us.

Goro: The dashi dragon. You stole a dashi dragon that was the property of Arasaka.

Zia: A dashi dragon? It does fit our aesthetic and branding, but I don’t see it anywhere.

Goro: It is right behind you.

Zia: Ah that old thing? It must have floated up here on its own.

Goro: You are mocking me again.

Zia: Perhaps a little… I can cooperate in my own way. By offering you a place among us. You’d be an exceptional addition to our ranks. You wouldn’t even have to change the colour scheme of your clothes.

Goro: I see there is no reasoning with you. You’re accused of assassination attempt and theft.

Zia: If I give you the dragon back will the theft part be annulled? Assassination on its own sounds better.

Goro:…

[whiskers-my-beloved]

Hello everyone ! Can't believe people are interested in this but oh well. Look at the result :D

Here my research S.T.A.R.S was formed in April 1996, RE1 happens in July 24, 1998. Meaning Barbie would have been in S.T.A.R.S. for around 2 years. I have looked at the Wikipedia lists of all her carreers till 1996. Here the source Those are:

In The medicalfield

Candy striper / Hospital Volunteer (1964)

Nurse (1961)

Surgeon (1973)

Doctor (1988)

Veterinarian (1985)

Army medic (1993)

Pediatrician (1995)

In Sports

Cheerleader (1964)

Drum majorette (1964)

Ballerina (1961)

Olympic gymnast (1974)

Olympic figure skater (1975)

Olympic skier (1975)

Olympic swimmer (1975)

Equestrian (1976)

Aerobics instructor (1984)

Ballroom dancer (1991)

Rockette (1992)

Gymnast (1993)

Baseball player (1993)

Lifeguard (1994)

Scuba diver (1994)

In Armed Forces

Canadian Mountie / Mounted Police (1987)

United States Army officer (1989)

United States Air Force pilot (1991)

United States Marine Corps sergeant (1991)

United States Navy petty officer QM1 (1991)

United States Air Force Thunderbirds pilot (1993)

Police officer (1993)

Could Be Useful

Pianist (1989)

Pilot (1989)

Barbie really is over qualitfied for this. Probably can't have her had done all these jobs if she is around 20-30. But still. Barbie is over qualified for S.T.A.R.S. Also thank @thevoidlord23 for your encouragement :D Made me really start digging into this AU ❤️

Also my bestie hates that this is happening, regrets telling me about Detective Barbie: The Mystery Cruise :D If you have any ideas lemme know!

[foxyfanz]

Guys

Imagine

Ben Drowned and Twisted Wonderland

He meets Ortho and while initially plans to fuck with him, finds they're actually very similar, and Ortho, being Ortho, befriends Ben and treats him as a true equal

Ben doesn't know what to do, he hasn't had a positive interaction in forever, and now he's been adopted by a robo ghost boy as a brother.

Idia is very confused.

Ortho is happy to have another friend outside the first year gang(and his brother)