#Don’t mind the emoji just trying smth

[bumblebee-is-best-boi]

I have liked probably over 100 posts now since I got this account.

I guess that’s what happens when you like every post that gets you jtjdhbdhjfruhdhdbdrgryrh.

[miumura]

helloooo !!! can i have hanni gf hcs? thank you

💭 — HANNI AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !

SOPH — hihi ofc!! tysm for requesting :) <3 this is SOOO overdue but im starting to work on my requests again <3 im sorry if this is a bit short, i haven’t been motivated recently but i tried! anyways smth for my bae hanni <3

WARNINGS — use of petnames (bae/babe)

— the person who you could just be honest with and talk about everything and ANYTHING. like we’ve seen her on that debate episode, bae was PREPARED! so i think she’d be also that talkative with you!

— i would say she’s touchy? like she loves physical touch, it’s one of her love languages. so when she’s by you, be shocked if she doesn’t start cuddling you or resting a body part on you LMAO 😭😭😭

— seems like someone who would do playful childish teasing. LIKE sticking tongue out or be like “ooouuuu” YKWIM? she does it for the fun of it and wanting a reaction. she’d be more than glad if you joined her <3

— forget about petnames, she’s gonna call you bro and dude all the time LMFAOOO. it’s a habit of hers and probably a habit of yours too, let’s be honest so it’s hard to stop! but if she does use one, it would probably be bae / babe bc she likes how it sounds

— idk…she seems the type to get jealous easily ? like she’d get real pouty or be overdramatic js for you to get the hint. she’d pretend to act cold after you notice but then just give in under your touch

— would make you do weird things w/ her LMFAO. like who wouldn’t want to ding dong ditch someone’s hotel room? hanni hanni hanni….

— would def hype you up! like she’d instantly scream and shout be like “ayyy, that’s my bae!”. just makes you feel so confident about yourself </3

— the type to just like tackle you HELP. like oh you’re laying down? she’s already preparing to jump on top of you.

— despite being pretty playful, i think she would be understanding. like she’s willing to hear you out and would change anything that you don’t like or whatnot.

— whenever she sees you sad, she instantly goes and check up on you. 😧 THIS EMOJI IS HER. and she would be like “what’s wrong?” as she rubs on your back.

— when one of you is stressed/sad (or both), she’d suggest taking a walk outside just to clear up your/her mind a bit. a bonus if it’s at night, since she loves taking walks at night.

— would probably try to make you laugh but end up laughing at herself before she could. but that doesn’t matter, since her laugh is contagious, it ends up with you laughing as well.

— probably loves matching stuff! i think she’d get really excited with matching necklaces, and even matching wallpapers!

— she’s just really comforting to be around, and you’ll never be bored when she’s around!

— forces you to watch movies with her. like she would get all excited when she finds a new movie to watch with you. so when she’s all giddy, who are you to refuse?? movie nights/dates are definitely your thing w/ her!

— likes taking silly pics and vids 😭 and whenever you tell her to delete it off your phone, she just goes “but you’re so cute here!” which explains why she has a whole album of you and her…(you also get a separate album of js you on her phone <3)

💭 — cool with you is literally stuck in my head

NWJNS PERM TAGLIST — @miumiuangel222

[hiorintruther]

Sometime is wish the homoerotic undertones of Blue Lock could be somewhat canonised for Ryusae specifically…

Purely because I think Shidou would use it to absolutely harass Rin to no end. Like, they’re currently stuck on the same team together so imagine Shidou just walking past Rin one morning and going “how goes things, future brother-in-law?” and Rin being absolutely LIVID at the notion that Sae has somehow made his life EVEN WORSE by dating the person he hates probably second most in the world (the first being Sae himself, of course).

Or Rin commenting on how Shidou’s performance on the field was “lukewarm” and Shidou just responds with “funny, that’s not what your brother told me last-“ and he wouldn’t get to finish because Rin has already gone in for a punch. Of course, Shidou is being all talk here. He just wants to really twist the knife and see what happens.

Or maybe one day Loki chastises Rin’s personality and Shidou takes the opportunity to say smth like “y’know, when me and Sae have kids I want their uncle to be someone who’s actually fun to be around”.

Or Shidou just drops random one-liners during training that have varying degrees of truth behind them (aka they’re usually completely untrue and Shidou is fully just trying to wind Rin up), like “I’m planning mine and Sae’s wedding rn. Do you want to be my best man coz I think Sae’s first choice is Aiku.”

Some other random one-liners I think Shidou would make up to piss Rin off include:

“I hope family dinners don’t get to awkward… since we’re colleagues, and all. Ideally I wouldn’t want to impose myself but you know how demanding Sae can be.”

“I’m so glad I don’t have your number coz some of the stuff I send Sae is for his eyes only.”

“What emojis do you associate Sae with? I’m changing his contact name atm. I was gonna go with red heart, peach, tongue, blushing face… but I need a second opinion.”

“God I miss Sae! Next time I see him I’m gonna hug him so tight and never let him go and stroke his luscious, soft hair that combs through my fingers while we make out and-“ (gets punched)

“What sort of presents does Sae like? I’m just thinking ahead to our anniversary. I wanna surprise him.”

*waxing shitty, made up poetic about Sae at 3am: “…and his (Sae’s) thrilling aura of power that could change the heart of any beast… unlike his brother whose vibes are constantly rancid…”

Like he doesn’t have to make jabs at Rin’s appearance or performance on the field. The mere fact that Sae is dating Shidou is enough to fill Rin with unbridled amounts of rage, which ends up becoming an impossibly easy punchline. Rin ends up getting so angry and violent-minded that he fumbles over his comebacks and ends up making a fool of himself. Idk I just think Shidou would be able to find every possible way to use his relationship with Sae to drive Rin up the wall. Kaneshiro please canonise Ryusae specifically because I think Shidou would find it a comedy goldmine.

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - finding a matching costume with Darren

pov: you guys are at a store, trying to find the most perfect halloween matching costume

warnings: some flirty / teasing comments, mention of ass (but in a 🍑 emoji), use of the word dirty and sexy, i used this 🔞 emoji at the end

type: fluff with some teasing since its darren we’re talking abt

member: darren liang

REBLOGS AND LIKES ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

like every year, you guys were late

you still didn’t know which costume you guys would wear for justin and his gf’s halloween party…

(More under the cut!)

at first you were like « hey, we could wear different costume » so it wouldn’t be too hard to find any or smth like that

don’t get me wrong, you still wanted to do a halloween matching costume with him, but honestly… his ideas were basically dirty and sexy stuff

but, then darren didn’t want to

he wanted to do a matching with you.

« WDYM IT’S DIRTY STUFF??? I only said we could be matching emojis… you’re the peach and I’m the eggplant! »

Funny 😍

So you guys weren’t at the same point...

He wanted to do that kind of matching, while you wanted to do a matching costume that is cute and not too hard to find in store

So, what do you think you guys did? You went to target to buy some costume!

« Alright, so we could be peanut and jelly toast together? Like Ryan and i did last year… »

Did i say you guys were both late? Yes? Then, let me remind you another time: you guys were late to find a costume.

Too simple?

« C’mon, i promise i didn’t sweat that much while wearing it! And you can wear ryan’s if that’s what you want! »

To you, peanut and jelly was cute, but not the one ☝🏻

« Well… do you have any ideas? »

« Cinderella and the prince?! »

« well... its not my favorite movie… »

« we could do another princess x prince kind of concept if you want to.. »

Ngl, after insulting Cinderella, you were like « meh I’m good »

« Wait, baby!! We could be Jack Skellington and Sally!! what do you think? »

« It is a pretty good idea!! We just have to find a costume here.. »

Did you find a costume? No.

Darren searched in all the places, it was nowhere to be found.

« alright, so... we’ll have to choose another idea»

Back to the starting point, yay!

Btw, you guys loose focus after 10 minutes

« We could be the bee in the bee movies !! »

« I would put my dart in your 🍑 »

Very funny and mature boy, we can all agree 😀

« Omg baby!! We could be the princess and the beast!! Like I’m the princess and you’re the beast »

« Wdym I’m the beast?! Y/n, i am sorry but i cannot be the beast, i am the pretty one in this relationship »

The more he talks, the more his relationship statue from becoming single start to look interesting 🥰

« Okay, i will stop baby.. I’m sorry, i was only teasing you! Ofc, you’re the princess baby. You’re like the most prettiest girl ever »

I know what he just said sound like a lie, but he really mean it

« Baby, we could be vampires! Or killers! We just have to cut our clothes and wear like fake wounds or something.. »

Ngl, you didn’t really wanted to do this :/

He would found the ‘sexy costume’ rayon

« Oh baby! we could be Barbie and ken! What do you think? »

you agreed, thinking it could be cute

sadly, it was a little thight for him :/

so you guys decided to search for another costume

« Baby, this is our place, this is our spot »

« I am sure, we will find something for us! »

Remember that it’s darren we are talking about

Darren = dirty minded (you can’t tell me otherwise)

If he’s in a sexy and dirty rayon, he’s losing it

Literally.

« Baby, this is heaven!! Check all the beautiful costume! »

« Wdym there’s no clothes?? There is, omg… you are so dirty minded, y/n.. »

The man says you’re the dirty minded of this relationship, but he’s the one flirting and playing with you

« Damn, it would look good on you… but it would look even better on the floor.. IM KIDDING, IM KIDDING OMG STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! »

Ngl, searching for halloween costumes with him is kinda funny 😆

After a few hours of searching, laughing and being dirty minded (yes bc u r also dirty minded if u r dating him, like you are not innocent and you can’t tell me otherwise bc this man would make you loose your innocence in 5 seconds, i am telling you), you guys decided to go with simple stuff…

« Baby, do you know if this costume is for childrens or for adults, bc i can’t really tell… »

« Doctor and nurse?! BABY, HOW CUTE WE WOULD BE!! »

So you decided to wear that.

No bc i see Darren wearing this… and the fact, he once wanted to be a doctor make it even more funnier

Doctor darren and nurse y/n when??

Let’s just say that the night with these costume were… interesting (🔞)

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[4-hour-naps]

Tom Cardy lyrics as incorrect Dazai quotes from every song

In order of most fun/fitting. I feel uniquely qualified to make this. But I add more unnecessary commentary as we go.

Big Breakfast

“Hey Patricia can you bring me a kitchen sink so I can drown myself infront of all your clientele”

Artificial Intelligence

“So i guess that i feel a little sad, that i can't feel all the ways it feels to be human”

Perception Check

“you’re a short motherfucker and nobody likes you”

Why am I Anxious

“I would try to do anything to make my life feel better, except anything that my life feels better”

High Five

“Could it be me buyin' everyone a round of Fireball, but then drinkin' them all. And then tellin' your girlfriend that you're cheatin' on her with me” (This whole part tbh)

The Ballad of Smoking Joe Rudeboy

“I know that their packing heat, and I know they know I’m the man to beat”

Mixed Messages

“I’m really sorry for punching your dad in the dick I won’t do it again…I ball up my other hand and punch your dad in the dick again” (does anyone even have a dad in bsd)

Business Man

“Ahh! You shot me in the leg!” (Like he could’ve said literally have said this, bonus: “no, you’ve got a dumb name”)

HYCYBH

“Have you checked your butthole” (specifically after the grandma dies part. I can see him doing this to Kuni for like a week straight, purposely hiding stuff just to say it)

Read Between the Lines

“please don’t misunderstand me I’ll always leave you a clue” (the clue in question only Ranpo understands)

Big Dumb Idiot

“Light on my feet as I sneak into your house, be a giant fuckin' idiot, then sneak back out”

Hey I don’t work here

“That way I could teach your kid to drown in front of you” (he is an expert… or is he?… I mean cause he..)

.・゜゜・ things get a little iffy here ・゜゜・．

Paint That Lady

“Do you want to be my lady? I want to raise your babies. My only job is to pleasure you” (Lying through his teeth to get laid)

Carol Brown

“Mimi will no longer see me. Brittany, Brittany hit me. Paula, Persephone stela and Stephanie. There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me” (womanizer king /j)

Get Louis Theroux

“I was being to feel 👹 omnipotent👹” (okay maybe he wouldn’t but… like to scare Chuuya or smth? Idk I just like this part okay??)

Party Dog

“So kiss the ring motherfucker and then I’ll let you stay”

Beautiful Mind

“I, know, so sit back and enjoy thе show” (said after he has crafted the most devious of schemes)

Your Love is Not Enough

“You’re love is not enough, give me some really cool shit”

Call Your Mother

“You've got the power to be a massive sick cunt” (somehow trying to encourage atsushi)

Monster Truck

“I’ll stab you in the face bitch” (? To Mori idk)

・゜゜・．I struggled with these songs ・゜゜・．

Naughty or Nice

“When he thinks no one is watching, I’m watching” (uhh.. )

#inspirational

“I use emojis to deflect” (he would)

Future of Humanity

“Spit in my mouth for mankind” (I will not be taking feedback here)

Red Flags

“You know the deal (Pucker up)” (did I just pick this bc it’s funny? Yes)

(That’s all the songs on Spotify + perception check, there are probs other unreleased songs but)

[slickchickchocolatier]

also — me again from the jealous reader ask ( ik back already??) 😭😭the idea of the heeleads dealing with my attitude makes me so delulu 🤭 I love that even though they’re “taming” they still give soft reassurances too 🥹🥹 heebros especiwlly have me going 😵‍💫

bc i can totally see reader stomping off to their room, so they both follow 🤧 and heejeong my love is trying to sweet talk reader like “don’t be like that baby girl” but reader is still being all petty and ignoring him 🤭 and heeseung my baeeee being all like eyebrow raised arms crossed at the door, like “you still want go on?” 😵‍💫 until she says smth like “why don’t you just talk to that girl and leave me alone” and that’s when they’re both like “you’re going to regret that” and just pounce 😫😍🔥🔥🔥

can you tell i love heebros a little too much - like oh em gee we just are so crazily obsessed about each other we must be a match in heaven 🤪🤭

also i might as well be an anon considering how much imma be dropping in — could you pls choose an emoji for me ?? 🥺🫶

heebros...yo...the heebros are just....they are wild. its like...its bad enough if you have one guy insanely and madly obsessed with you...but two? lol poor girl, you getting worn out...although i dont think you mind ;)

yeah heejeong, being the older out of the two, he's usually trying to be more rational and calm, whereas heeseung is the more triggered one. heejeong be trying to reason wiht you by telling you you have nothing ot be jealous about, while heeseung be standing and leaning against the doorway with his arms crossed. yet if you were relentless with your attitude, heeseung be like "thats it. come here, you bad girl." and will start to tear your clothes (literally) ripping them off while heejeong be like "try to tell you....guess you like learning things the hard way." and before you know it.....you're sandwiched in between the two. lets just say, the next morning, you'll be too sore, they'll look at you and be like "awww...well if you weren't such a brat we wouldn't have gone too hard." and heeseung would be like "i'll call your work and tell them you're not coming in today." kissing you on the cheek before getting out of bed. Heejeong will kiss your other cheek and be like "i'll go make you some tea and bring up some tarts."

like they can be so sweet.....just their punishments or manner in teaching you lessons is so brutal lol.

lets seee...for emoji's....hmmm.....because of your love for heebros, their nickname for y/n is minx, which is generally a term to describe a cunning and flirtatious woman, so the closest emoji that reminds me of the minx nickname is the lip emoji. 💋 you wanna be the kissy emoji? lol i feel like heebros would use that alot with y/n bc they LOVE your kisses.

[brick-a-doodle-do]

First I’ll tell you the Queens names and alliances >:)

Icewing Queen is Snowdrift

Skywing Queen is Beryl

Rainwing Queen is Flourish

Seawing Queen is unknown as the kingdom of the sea has withdrawn from the rest of the continent and barely even showed face. The last known queen was Lionfish

Mudwing Queen is Komodo

Sandwing Queen is Gila

Nightwing Queen is also unknown as they have also withdrawn. The rainwings don’t know if the nightwings are planning anything but from the few still living with the rainwings, they seemingly vanished without reason and have no plans

Nightwings and Seawings are not alligned because no one knows where the two tribes have gone. Skywings and Icewings are currently looking for the Seawings to secure a possible alliance if they are able to find them or at the very least, keep them neutral.

Mudwings are ‘alined’ with the Sandwings. Queen Komodo ‘abdicated’ and left with her family. Some Mudwings are still for the old queen and are plotting a resistance. Other Mudwings have decided to accept Queen Gila as the new Mudwing Queen.

The Rainwings are not involved yet although both sides are trying to involve them for their side. The Rainwings are gettin plenty of benefits from this whole interaction and have not chosen a side yet.

The Skywings and Icewings both formed an Alliance to gain territory from the Sandwings because they wanted the territory promised during Sandwing succession. No longer enemies but allies.

(This is set in a world where there was a Sandwing war for succession just not involving the Sandwings from cannon. No one knows about pantala ;)

Maybe some do but :)))



OKAY!!! (sorry for late reply, procrastination struck </3)

beryl i like that name 👀

OOOH suspicious, i assume the other seawings know their queen's name, right? but also if they don't is there a reason she's so secretive? sus old past? :0

is gila pronounced gia or gilla? sorry that's like a dumb question lmao but it struck my mind DHFGJSD

is withdrawing smth that happens in the books or is this a canon thing for you? (i'm on book 3 or 4 and even then i haven't read it in a few years,,,, bear with me :'D)

also for the tribes with withdrawn queens how does running society go? is there anyone else that assumes the role of queen/leader?

also i assume that this doesn't follow wof canon, so what's like the plot here? or is it just some tribes you've designed?

aha ignore that part i just read the last lil bit of your ask 😭

hm so gila runs two tribes now- do the sandwings and mudwings then just try to become one giant tribe or do they still celebrate their differences and keep to themselves as separate tribes? and in addition to that, is there anyone in the mudwing tribe that tries to fight gila for the role of queen?

this is sounding super awesome! thank you for sparking the dead candle that is my wof fix :D

i beg to know what emoji this is

if i'm right i think it's the single eye emoji but i could be wrong

[tiredassmage]

Hear, see, and speak no evil (the monkey emojis lol) from the OC ask game?

Tyr gave me such a FIT over these, okay? Naturally, I had to bother him to be stubborn, but woof. This was a bit of a heavy one.

I feel like he needs a sticker warning about... veering a bit dangerously close to that self-sacrifice (aside, I read that back in HK's voice and now I'm just. sighs @ myself) is the answer thing, but... he doesn't quite cross that line. He just. Flirts with it. A lot. Without telling anyone else. I don't know, he's just kfnalskdfnlsaf. Keysmashing. It isn't the answer. He theoretically knows this. Theoretically.

This will not stop him from making fucking stupid decisions. Send help. For me or him? Yes.

My poor little glowstick 😔 smth smth his arresting looks and layered identity crises have captivated me, etc etc

Hear-no-evil: What is the worst thing your oc could hear from someone?

It was all a lie and you are alone.

This was the trickiest one, honestly. Tyr takes a lot not exactly on the chin, but... He’s good at… pretending he’s fine, really. He conceals. He swallows. Because it’s part of how you could survive living with the Sith watching your every move. Tyr says one of his worst fears is to lose the few people he cares about - and, to an extent, it is.

But he also spent a while without being able to fully, genuinely rely on others. He’ll fight ‘til he’s worn down to the bone to protect those people, but the inner, ‘uglier’ (I’m stumbling to find a better word) realist in him recognizes its always a possibility. Forever’s not a guarantee. Especially when your husband’s also a spy.

“We’ll take everything from you” isn’t an unfamiliar threat. Hunter made it and made all but complete good on it. I think they succeeded a bit more than Tyr will ever want to admit; the interlude period between Chapter 3 and… even as late as Shadow of Revan? Tyr doesn’t trust almost anyone. It’s hard to completely trust even someone like Vector because he did, in a sense, lose everything. It’s not that Vector got any less trustworthy and more that Tyr was painfully aware how thin the ice underneath his feet was and how dark the waves were beneath it. He’d never want to drag anyone else into that.

But a betrayal, an abandonment by the extremely few people he’s tried so hard to let in, whom he’s trusted enough to try to figure himself out in front of? That’d cut him to the core.

It's also probably worth noting that while he doesn't exactly refrain from speaking his mind all the time with Sith, there is always an apprehensive tremor that runs through him about it. Lana may be the only eventual exception because they ultimately finally find ground as equals, but that back of the mind knowledge of being undone with no power to change or stop it never leaves. Acina's scathing Intelligence should have retired you when they had the chance! from Iokath clocks quite high on the list of things that dealt way, way more damage than Tyr has ever talked about or admitted to. That was a sore one on multiple levels and, as John Mulaney says, we just don't have time to unpack all of that.

Is what Tyr maintains about it, anyway. [inhales] Boy.

See-no-evil: What's a side of your oc that they don't want to show to other people?

Alright, okay, you got me, this one was also rather difficult, largely because his “sides” aren’t that well-defined - rather nebulous and shifting like dissipating fog. And it’s different for different people - which, obvious, I suppose, but particularly complicated given how much Tyr walks a tightrope through intrigue and opposition for so long.

Ultimately though, I don’t think he really wants to share just how far he’d be willing to go - the risks and compromises he is willing to put himself through. He doesn’t shy away from this, per se - I have written him practically verbatim telling Malavai Quinn he’d tear the Empire down to the foundations with his bare hands if that’s what it takes (and a 'same scenario, different take' version where he admits basically the same to Vector; one day maybe I'll finish either of them, F). But saying it and enacting it in front of these few souls who care so much for him, have come so far at his side are two drastically different things.

It won’t necessarily be enough to stop him, I don’t think. He still can’t see it, won’t admit it, but Tyr is dreadfully dedicated to his ideals at times. And he’s willing to wade through blood and plasma bolts to get there if he needs to. Ideals they may be, but this world has never been spotlessly idealistic. That makes him no less willing to fight for it though.

He doesn’t even quite acknowledge this as much as he maybe should to himself. Just another part of Cipher Nine, mayhap, that he won’t dare to wake until he’s necessary.

Speak-no-evil: What is something your oc will refuse to remain quiet about?

Haha, maybe all of this was just building to this kanfdlkadnslf!

Alright. Boy’s really keen to talk back to their pretentious Sith overlords about the value of mere “pawns” like himself, no matter that it continues to kind of genuinely startle him probably… until he has to deal with Valkorian on a daily basis and it finally wears the edge off (because that shit’s gotta be exhausting, what energy is left over to worry about the consequences?).

Because while he talks back somewhat often for an operative that’s all too well aware that they’re living and serving on borrowed graces and he wouldn’t change this, necessarily, he still knows a little too consciously that he’s playing with fire. He just… continues to choose to do so. To say it’s because he knows his work is necessary overstates his confidence of his position. He’s really not that confident about it. It’s just… he’s tired? Tired of trying to please while trapped in the constraints of a web. The Dark Council’s already proven they don’t trust his judgement or his loyalties and that’s what gives him a reason to genuinely question those loyalties so far as to actually break them.

The way he sees it is kind of that he’s already been a target. He has just enough of a reputation to turn heads when he speaks up, so he can’t, in whatever good conscious may be left to him, stand by silently. It happens with Lord Razer, it happens on Makeb when he talks the mission over with Darth Marr, and it, in a sense, happens on the Dominator against Darth Jadus. It definitely happens with Lana on Rishi. If there’s a single consistency to Tyr, it’s that he stands by people he cares about even a little - no matter how fucking blind he is to that quality. He’s been around the Empire long enough to know more than enough about what it’s like to be thought of as a means to an end first and anything else - friend, citizen, ally, what have you - second. That’s not acceptable to him. He’s not a spy or a soldier to spread fear and destruction. That is the cursed domain of the Sith. He signed on to look after things - people. And if they’re not doing that, then the system’s gone wrong. That’s supposed to be their jobs, their purpose. And his passion for that will always overrule any apprehensive notion of self-preservation in the face of a loosened Sith lord. Because if he doesn’t stand ground there, who will? How do you change the precedent if you’re not willing to make that change?

So, really, in short... double-edged character traits and Tyr, I guess. x,D He fascinates me. I love him. I pity him. I want him to get better and I'm going to watch him possibly get worse akldnfldsanfsdf. He's got such a Pandora's Box thing going on and idk if any of us are ready for him to actually recognize that, ignorance might genuinely be bliss klfdsalkn; or at least... maybe a little less emotionally damaging. If still potentially incredibly self-destructive. Stars help him.

[skarsgardsnark]

I'm so tired of seeing bills fans only talking about alida. They are either talking shits about her or they are defending her, both of them only saying bullshits. Now that bill is famous again he has new fans and they be posting alida and her belly trying to make it cute and shits. I saw one video of those new photos of alida and they put a ribbon emoji on her belly, I mean in my opinion that's just cringe and it wasn't necessarily. Every time I see a video of bill on my fyp someone has to mention alida in the comments. Why are they so obsessed with her?? Is she their boss or smth?? 😭😭 and the most annoying part is when there are fans of him from Sweden that like them as a couple and they are trying everything to defend them like they know them personally. Also if u say something bad about her (that is not over exaggerating) people will say that u are jealous. Sometimes I'm so DONE with this fandom. Those new fans be defending alida when they only know Alex and Gustaf like let's bffr. I may sound like a bitch but I'm starting getting so overwhelmed with his fandom for no reason and I just wanted to let it out sorry.

Well the entire reason I started this blog was to talk about Bill’s movies/gossip without talking about the crazy conspiracy theories, so in this blog we will talk about her every now and then but I and my followers don’t make her the main focus.

Get it off your chest, I don’t mind. I’ve seen some comments like “Alida is very strong” “No wonder she stays pregnant” etc it’s just a way for fans to say she’s lucky to be his girlfriend.

I don’t hate Alida but something about her rubs me the wrong way although she has chilled out for like the past two years. But yeah “You’re just jealous” will always be their go to phrase when you don’t like your favorite actors partner, it happens in every fandom. 🤷‍♀️

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ok first things first your Kaiser comment is really hilarious what the hell was ness thinking with that cut?????

LMAOO you’ve got this!! But honestly reading work that’s written with motivation and care is soooo much better than reading something forced so don’t sweat it too much! I sure everyone understands that writing actually takes quite a bit of effort and time and thinking and that reading your quality work will be so worth it (insert the head nod emoji here because I can’t find it fast enough) nagi vibes are so real though but trust your five shot revolver volley (or something like that name) moment coming soon

Yeahhhh idk the only conflict that really comes to mind is “aw shit I’m gonna be fired”/“im not paid enough for this shit” LMAOOO I guess that’s also the reason why a lot of fics I’ve seen are also set outside of the main events of bllk! Like usually when they’re already pro etc or for some characters who have enough backstory details about their stories before bllk then it’s set pre-bllk!

Hair down zantetsu>>>> I was actually shocked when I saw that scene of him in the movie like zantetsu pls let down your hair and take off your goggles we know you don’t need them….

The way you just so accurately described the entire Ubers dynamic LMAOO I also could not care less about sendou soooooo but it’s giving me the same vibes as the colored scene of them all helping Barou dye his hair I love the Ubers dynamic…I bet it working out gives aiku such an ego boost and he’s probably all like “see I’m right you all just don’t get bitches” completely forgetting that Niko is 15 and these are also soccer losers

Nooo because the few times I have to trek into Reddit territory to find a chapter link or something I see the dudebros collectively hating on him or using the fact that his parents trained him since he was young to try and minimize/discredit his “feats” (as they say in dudebro land)

White butterfly is just tear inducing LMAO that scene has me in my feels like bro…..the first thing he does after he goes pro and makes money is builds his childhood friend/love’s dream house SHSGSHS goodbye.

PLS you’re always on the grind omg that’s actually crazy LOL but no I think the whole fandom needs to be wiped and then shown seabird so they can ingrain this version of saw into their brains…maybe that’s the strat…right as s2 comes out we blast fwtkac bfb and lowk just your masterlist so people go “OHHHH that’s how they are” and the fanon version establishes itself as a much more accurate (imo) version that it otherwise would’ve…

AIKU WINGMEN SERIES GUYS WE WON based on what we’ve talked about this already sounds like sm fun to read I will most definitely be at the launch party…also SAE that’s crazy I lowk forgot they were on the same team for u20 for a sec but now that I realize it that makes sense LMAO

LMAOOO you’d have your own fwtkac moment where you get shown on the jumbotron and then have edits made of you and I’ll be scrolling through tiktok like guys that’s Mira…I know her lore..!!!

NOO YOU DESERVE IT honestly your writing output is some of the best I’ve seen in a while so idk what you’re talking about LOL Curious to see what even you decide on though!! I’ve seen some cute ones with like themed codes and whatnot from other writers before too so I bet your take will be fire!

- Karasu anon

no because ACTUALLY like bro was clearly not destined to be a barber 😭 honestly kaiser’s hair pre-cut when it was all shaggy and gold was rlly gorgeous i would like him more if he kept it like that or if he just tied it back or smth ☝🏻 but instead we got…wtvr the fuck he has going on 😰

HEHE no because i even have in my rules that i’ll probably take a while to respond and might ignore requests so people know what they’re getting into to but that doesn’t stop me from feeling bad yk?? sadly i am a chronic people pleaser 😓 but anyways YESS super goal coming up soon 🤭 jkjk i think the next ones are going to be short and simple because of the nature of the request so don’t expect any long ones for a bit!! but then again yk me so we’ll see (although tbf most of my requests have stayed generally within projected wc ranges the only ones to escape containment were seabird and the third part of fwtkac)

literally like it would def be a lot more comedic than anything but i save my comedy for the one shots longfics are angst ONLY /j also wait idk if you saw the most recent jjk leaks but i think i canonically killed off more characters in pomegranate ink than gege did in jjk which is CRAZYYY like i thought i was being fairly lenient 😭

hair down zantetsu is literally every shoujo male lead i need a fic where reo gives him a makeover or smth so he can truly shine LMAOAO i just know reo would have sm fun w that too

aiku’s like “all in a day’s work 🙂‍↕️😌” once barou gets a gf and then he thinks being a wingman is so fun that he tries to set up his other teammates w girls but lorenzo scares all of them away, aryu is uhh aryu and sendou is doing fine on his own so his only option is niko but niko is so introverted that he HATES “big bro aiku” helping out LMAOAOA like aiku becomes one of these rlly pushy uncles who goes up to every girl and is like “look at my nephew isn’t he so handsome” meanwhile niko is DYING of embarrassment…eventually mommy barou has to step in and tell aiku to leave niko alone 😭

on the one hand i get it because hiori is sometimes very overhyped in the sense that compared to charles and sae (and honestly even reo) he’s not the BEST midfielder oat in bllk but charles is considered a prodigy by even loki, sae is a ng11, and reo is canonically perfect so that’s not even saying much + he’s only really been active/awakened since the ubers game so with time he’ll probably improve!! he’s another one of those characters where there’s very few people who see the medium and don’t glaze him but don’t hate him either ykwim

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYINGGG IT’S DISGUSTING like wdym you finally became rich and famous and instead of reaping the benefits you move back to a random town in the middle of nowhere and build a house for a girl who doesn’t even live there anymore just because you loved her so much?? in a way i think that even if reader had moved on or never came back just having that house was how hiori affirmed to the world that he loved her if that makes sense…like it was as much a confession to her as it was him making it clear to everyone that he wouldn’t ever be taken from her again if she still wanted him 😭 bitches when reader wanted to be a bird so she could fly everywhere but instead of being a bird with her and staying by her side like he wanted to hiori realized she needed a field (a home) to come back to so he just settled down and waited for her until she did because he loved her enough not to find her when he didn’t know if she wanted to be found 😭😓😫 i’m bitches fr

LMAAOAOO the grind is too real but omg i will be so happy if bfb freaky friday fwtkac loserboys karasu and otoya become fanon even though they’re already being written mostly as fboys in other works 😩 like okay ykw i even get otoya but wdym karasu is a player 😕 my man would NEVER have a one night stand he’s way too sensitive and gentle for that

AIKU WINGMAN SERIES INDEED OMG i’m so hype the for the barou and otoya versions especially because i already have ideas for them…i think the sae one is just going to be aiku being like “bro you’re in love with her” and sae’s like “no 😒” and it just goes on and on until sae is like “oh shit i AM in love with her” LMAOAO still pondering what i’ll do for karasu yukimiya and nagi but trust it will happen and it’ll be funny

LMAOOO MIRA EDITS i’ll be in my fwtkac era but without the crow 🙁 no soccer player irl could compare to karasu 💔 it’ll just be five ways to kill a soccer player which is nowhere near as fun and exciting…oh well we sacrifice what we must

AHAHA THANK YOU SMMM i meant more that i only post fics 5% of the time the rest is me dropping random thoughts answering asks chatting w people and reblogging fanart so people who follow me off of my fics are probably like WTF KSJSKKS okay wait hear me out a bird theme could lowkey go crazy…considering i am a #birdstan…anyways we’ll see there’s still a bit until I reach that point!! although ngl it might be faster if i actually post requests 😭

[lqfiles]

TGEY KISSED?! WHAT THE HELL

I somehow managed to read the last written chapters and now theres one more⁉️ im gonna kms ( also this is not me hating on your writing WHATSOEVER ( i in fact find your written chaps to be the most interesting and fun to read haha) im just EXTREMELY lazy to actually read something. Especially when i see the word count im like 'nope not today' and I HATE THAT ABOUT MYSRLF) ( ps: i always see 🪼 anon being right on time and reading and reacting to everything ON TIME. How do you do it? Why are you so perfect? Teach me your ways 🪼 anon🙇🏻‍♀️)

Also im the anon who said shes too lazy to read the written chapters. I forget to add the emoji because in my head we're best friends and you know me so well that you can read my mind or smth.

I promise the next time we'll talk it would be about the plot (i hope🤞🏻). OH AND i read a spoiler that you actually used the 'sliding the letter under the door' thinggg AHHHDTHFG CANT WAIT TO READ THATT.

Lovee you always💙 Stay happy and healthy:)

-🦏

LOLLL I WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED but you’re so right we ARE besties, i’ll do better next time bff 😓 anyways idk if you saw my response to that ask but it’s here!! i was just giving a summary for all those written chaps

anyways YES THEY DID 🤗🤗🤗 SURPRISE 🤗🤗🤗 but i can’t blame you at all because i’m JUST as lazy, it’s exactly why i try to keep my written chapters short because i know if that was me i would be like “no is reading all that..” HSKDHSKDKW anyways i’m trying to minimise the amount of writing, idk what that period of back to back to back writing chaps was, i apologise yall 😓 it’s also why i always feel guilty because ITS PERSONAL EXPERIENCE YALL I CANF HELP IT

🪼 is very much employed rn and busy with her work so she hasn’t been around much.. but i think for a lot my updates align with their schedules? like over here i update at 12 am but for them it could be like 5 pm or smrh idk

ALSO YES I USED YOUR IDEA 🙏🏽🙏🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽 i was so obsessed with it i HADDD to include it, CREDIT TO RHINO ANON!!!! don’t worry too much about reading the written chaps, just ask me to summarise it and i will!!! LOVE TOU AND HOPE YOURE DOING WELL AND STAYING HAPPY ML <33

[seiwas]

Sel😆!!! its the nonie with the young bittersweet relationship again (I find this title long and funny lol)! 

thank you for being so kind and genuine first of all🥺 I love talking about this with you!!! and for an emoji could I have a ⭐️ pls🥺🫶?

and I definitely agree about how it’s possible to be friends with an ex! like I think it is but bc of the history I can also see that it would be difficult😭 and kinda of nerve racking ngl, like that’s how I think I would feel about it, like there is a part of me that would be excited! I just think that I would also be a little scared because who knows how it would go🧍‍♀️because like we did used to be something more but I really did enjoy that friendship and our banter so idk😭🤷‍♀️ (this is obviously still very much causing me to overthink it lol🤦‍♀️). 

AND LMAO THE WAY YOUR BF STILL TEASES YOU ABOUT IT😭 like what that’s so silly goofy of him😭 I’m glad that he’s been such a good sport about it🥺 (also how does he tease you if you don’t mind me asking?? I just find it so endearing that you guys are so open and comfortable with each other to do that😭🫶) and the hiking pics!!!! that’s so cute!!! and especially with their hands around their shoulders like🥹

(also I’m so sorry if this response feels a little incoherent or as if my thoughts were flying in all kinds of directions, I feel like my brain was put in a blender by my professors today😵‍💫) 

I hope your day went well Sel!!! and that you’re week has been going great!!! btw I’m loving the iwa brainrot on here right now😆! I was taking peeks on here throughout the day and giggling like a maniac🤭

I wish you the best weekend ever and I hope you get to rest up and enjoy some time for yourself too!!!🥺🫶💖

omg nonie hello welcome back!! 🥺 that is such a long silly title!! 😭 we can change it to ⭐️ nonie!! hehe

and of course!! aah i love listening to the stories people tell me!! esp if it's smth meaningful to them 🥹 (maybe it's the psych major in me 😭)

i get what you mean!! omg i think esp if it ended amicably, it leaves room for so many more possibilities! who knows how it would go indeed 😭 i love reading exes to lovers tropes but wouldn't know how that'd go down irl tbh 😭 you can choose not to answer this bc it might be a bit touchy, but! do you think if you were given another chance, you'd want to try again w him? or if you were to be friends again, do you think you'd still have leftover feelings?

and my bf is so silly goofy pls 😭 i think i see bits of my faves in him everyday!! (looks like iwa, kirishima + yuuji in how kind and smiley he is, atsumu + gojo in how silly n playful he is 😭, he has a bit of deku in him too from how shy he can get w strangers! it's just a whole mishmash of them! 😭) but he's honestly the best! super chill and such a good sport!!

how he teases me about it omg in some pictures where i'm beside my 'ex-thing', he says rlly jokingly while waggling his eyebrows and smiling: OOOO YOU'RE KINDA CLOSE THERE HMMM; or he'd give me a look every time 'ex-thing' is brought up in convos, almost like he's saying '~~OH OH OH YOUR EX-THING!!' so like waggling eyebrows again and smiling HAHA i always roll my eyes and push him away when he does it HAHA we've been together for a long time and started out as good friends (5 years together + 2-3 as friends!) so i think we can be a bit silly like that bc we've known each other for so long 🥹

also no worries!! omg i feel like my thoughts are scattered all over the place all the time too 😭 i hope your day in uni went well nonie!! 🥹 am gonna start baking cookies rn hihi

AND!! THE IWA BRAINROT oh my god koi's really been feeding us lately w em i can't 😭😭 pls i'm glad u're enjoying it bc i'm dYING HSDBFHAS

hope your weekend is amazing as well nonie, you are so sweet!! don't forget to rest up too!! 🥹💗

[gawainism]

man .

[dissociativediscourse]

unfortunately i have come to the realization that i am possibly polyfragmented due to Recent Happenings and the fact that i learned a lot of my parts are actually just a bunch of fragments in a trenchcoat (like part a will have four or five fragments inside, part b will have one or two, some have none, then there's some subsystems that i absolutely have no access to at all and total blackout amnesia and it's just layers and layers of bullshit [insert tired emoji])

i cannot begin to count them all (it's impossible since a lot r so underdeveloped and just hold like one single thing almost like they're fragments or smth lol) but i am curious if u have anywhere to start in terms of like. find brain something other than split to do when only minor trauma happens so i can be a little more stable.

my therapist has not been good for me lately and im actively searching for a new one but it's taking a bit. i have a good psychiatrist but i just want to be able to try and help myself a little beyond just getting meds straight yk? and i look up to ur blog since ur well-read and stuff <3

sorry for anon just dont want to out myself as more traumatized than i seem bc Scary

also u definitely do not have to reply, ik u put a lot of time and work into writing and u may not have it atm!! ur very cool and i hope ur having a wonderful day

Hey, anon. I’m so sorry it has taken me so long to get to this. I have severe issues getting things done until it just Happens, sometimes and I hope you’re doing okay. I completely misremembered this ask as well and had come up with a plan to respond to it a certain way only to realize that, I don’t need to do any of that. Whoops.

Splitting happens often in polyfragmentation because the child begins to dissociate very young. Like, pre-mobility young. This can be from something like stressful things in the environment/yelling/really anything that would stress a baby to the point of triggering fight or flight. Which is a lot of shit. It does not always have to be from direct abuse.

The reason this is a factor is because at that time in a child’s life, they are unable to make use of any coping mechanism or response that is NOT dissociation, especially when they don’t receive appropriate comfort from a caregiver.

This effectively means that if you’re polyfragmented, your first and possibly only coping mechanism for a while is dissociation and therefore splitting. The best way to work to break this cycle is to develop new coping mechanisms and work to stabilize, whether that’s in therapy (recommended once you find a therapist that works. I would be up front and honest with any therapist you talk to— don’t want to end up with a therapist that doesn’t work for you. Trust me, it works wonders) or on your own.

This means CBT. This means DBT, sometimes. This means removing yourself from certain situations you know are stressful to you when you’re able, until you’re able to handle them. This means being extremely mindful of your behaviors and why they happen and how you can change them to be healthier, without getting down on yourself and spiraling. This means cutting out unhealthy patterns and unhealthy people and finding new things to do that can help you rather than hinder you.

Finding new coping mechanisms when it comes to something like dissociation isn’t really easy. At all. But it’s necessary to heal. It’s not something that happens fast, but it’s worth it. A great step towards this is grounding when you’re stressed and notice yourself starting to drift off, when your vision starts to get blurry or when you start to feel detached. This requires a lot of mindfulness and practice, which really mainly consists of paying attention to your behaviors without assigning any value to them. Just making sure that you know what you’re doing. It’s extremely important when it comes to trauma responses, and can be very revealing and help you to be the best you that you can be.

You can use whatever grounding technique you like, but a few of my favorites are:

Looking around the room you’re in and naming/talking about objects (out loud helps) and maybe even their stories and how they relate to you. Whatever comes naturally.

Remind yourself of the exact date and time. Year, month, day, time. Your location. That whatever has happened is not happening right now, and that you are in the present and safe.

Run your hands under ice cold water/feel something cold/shit, I have put ice cubes in my clothes before. I’ve stepped out into the snowy weather before. Sudden, severe temperature change can jolt you back to reality.

Splash cold water on your face. This actually triggers an instinct that humans have called the Plunge Response, and will force you to breathe deeply and a few other things that are amazing for grounding. It works.

Remember that meds are only part of the solution. You won’t get far with just medication, as it seems like you know. You need to first stabilize on your own and in therapy and develop healthy coping mechanisms, and then you’ll be able to process the traumas you’ve experienced safely. Without stabilization, this is unadvisable. I did trauma processing before stabilization when I was younger. It fucked me up. I split, certain alters became known to me that I wasn’t ready for, and I was stuck in that place for a long time. Be careful and don’t deep dive until you’re ready. The therapist you have needs to know how to treat complex trauma and stabilize you, and you need to work towards stabilization on your own as well.

I hope I explained everything well, and if you have any more questions at all or I left anything out that I might not have caught, please feel free to DM me or send another ask. I promise it won’t take nearly as long as this time. And again, I’m extremely sorry it did take this long. I hope you see this and are doing well!

[domjaehyun]

Okay so what do you think about Haechan the most? Him domming you? Is he playful or strict? Sensual or fast with it? 😁😁😁 tell us about his CAWCK!!

“cawck” ….why do i feel like this is 👄 anon hiding 🤨🤨🤨 but is it….. bc i know 👄 anon doesn’t usually look @ haechan….. but the emojis….. the tone….. the use of the word “cawck” …..i’m onto you possibly

*shaky breath* i think abt . yes him domming bc . *gestures vaguely at myself* yeah djfjsjdjd he’s PLAYFUL he’s so playful and teasing like he’s SUCH an asshole abt everything and he’s so smug and he’s like a combo of sensual and like . rushed kinda? like it’s just very Needy like the kinda rushed, almost frantic pace but he’s just so . Eager 😭😭😭

like yes his hands are everywhere and nowhere at once but at the same time everywhere he does touch gets thoroughly caressed and groped and . (i am going to cry) thinking abt him like . kissing your neck and grinning/chuckling when you whine about it and squirm and he’s just taunting you in such a deceptively sweet, lilting voice ohhHh my GOD just imagining his hands roaming all over you and every time he does something you like, you let out a little moan / whimper and he just grunts something like “yeah?” “you like that?” and all you can do is whine again and nod vigorously but he wants to hear you say it, so he moves so you’re face to face, lips just barely touching, and he’s tormenting you by teasing your lips apart with his own but pulling away every time you lean in for a kiss 😭😭😭

and he’s just like “if it feels good, you have to tell me. i wanna hear you say you like it.” and the whole time he’s deliberately making it harder for you to speak bc he’s still very much doing whatever it is that made you lose your mind in the first place 😭😭😭 so when you can only protest weakly that you “can’t,” he pouts mockingly and is like “aww, come on; i know you can, baby. let me hear that pretty voice tell me how much you like it.” and just to be evil, he’d say smth like “if you don’t tell me you like it, i guess i’ll have to stop” and you grab at his wrist in a silent plea for him to keep going, and he just raises his eyebrows and is like “what’s that? hm?” and every time you try to get out the words he wants to hear, he just sadistically mocks every attempt you make, cooing your incoherent sounds back at you with a fake sympathetic pout 😭😭😭

finally, maybe you get it out and you say “i like it,” and he’s like “oh? one more time?” and makes you repeat yourself and then is like “you like what? tell me specifically what you like.” and when you finally get it out, he’s like “ohhh…so you don’t want me to stop?” and you’re like “NO, don’t stop, please” and he just presses his forehead to yours and beams at you, murmuring “much better. now, that wasn’t so hard, was it?”

[dangankingdom]

->Gundham, Souda, and Hajime with a tall S/O

Tw// cursing bc I curse all the time, half asleep while writing this, possible angst? Check OG ask for context ig- I’m gonna get some sleep and hope the mods don’t yell at me aha mwa mwa

Extra// oh to be taller, sighs in 5”8

Masterlist

original ask

Gundham

5”9 ass 🙄

I would’ve imagined him to be taller but whatever,

He dead ass likes your height??

Have fun living hamster toy. You can’t tell me the devas don’t use you as a lookout.

Goodbye,

You do that dumb tall person move where they use everyone below them as an armrest

I do that every chance I get

He doesn’t mind,

Hugs where he has to slightly stand on his toes and you bend down a little, strangely posed kithes, that stereotypical “I can’t reach this-“ crap like that. He’s fine with it. he can reach,, by the way-

As you can see, he can somewhat take small things that involve the height difference.

But when your ass picks him up—

Set the scene shawty

There you are, hanging out with Gundham at a park with the Devas like that good hamster parent you are, and you see from the corner of your eye,,

Some random person just trying to flirt with ya boy,, as If you two weren’t couple gold or smth. After a second of offense and annoyance you shuffle your ass over there, standing behind gundham and staring straight at them.

One second of uncomfy eye contact later, right before the said person was going to make the stereotypical but I must admit valid question of “who are you and what is your problem?”

✨swoosh✨ Picked his ass up and left-,,, left with the Devas of course

“Release me, Mortal!” how embarrassing 😳

Was he thankful? Yea ofc, I mean you did save him from an uncomfortable situation -

But was he just as embarrassed? Of course he is-

Kazuichi

5”7 shawty😳

I got an inch on him 🧍 i can beat him in a fight dead ass

Kazuichi does take a little offense at first,,,

I mean yeah he knows you can’t control your height but dayum,

He just wasn’t to be tall—

He gets used to it, honestly likes it.

“Yeah, that’s my S/O, 6” whatever!”

He’s like, he’s like a dog-

Really likes affection

Like please use him as an armrest, he likes leaning against you as if you were a tree.

He does get a little embarrassed when you grab shit for him, like he can reach it but you still grab it?

Height difference smooches hit different,,

God and cuddles, how Kazuichi loves cuddles man — simps

Ahem- anyways onto the confrontations *smork*

You and Kazuichi, vibing like usual- you leave for a split second to toss some trash like a Good Samaritan, what an icon,,,

Anyways, once you leave some chick comes over, beelining straight to Souda with a smile-

Flirting her ass off, Kazuichi visibly uncomfortable.

Right before he was about to be the bigger person and say that he was already in a relationship, you were already about to sweep him off his feet once again—

Expect this one wasn’t romantic and more literally.

He is quite thankful,

Didn’t need to talk to anyone, just got scooped up and dragged away-

He thanks you with hugs and super rad compliments,,

Not to brag or anything but, he does brag about how cool you are 🧍

“Yeah and that’s how S/O saved my life :cool kid emoji:”

Hajime

5”8 bestie 😤

Omg twins

Out of all of the boys,,

Hajime takes this shit personally-

Or that's how he asks atleast

A simple behind-the-back hug where you rest your head on his? Annoyed

Hajimes as your arm rest? Annoyed

Anything to do with his height compared to you? Annoyed bestie.

And it’s not like he’s mad at you,, he isn’t I mean he loves you dearly-

Him being flustered just comes off as angry and or annoyed,,

Feels like he’s being teased even though you didn’t mean for it to come off like that-

So you don’t make the height difference a big deal most of the time!

Most of the time?

Certain occasions call for certain uses of your height,

What occasions you may ask?

Well Yknow

Like saving him in the face of a possible threat like the all-powerful being you are 😤

I mean grabbing him and leading him away from another person overstepping their boundaries-

You were honestly just trying to do your usual couple casual bonding and with you standing right there, some dude comes up flirting with Hajime-

Your ass may be tall but you’re invisible ig-

You tried to be like “hey bestie were kinda busy rn” but his ass didn’t care

So you just slowly grabbed Hajime and snatched him away-

I like to imagine that you toss him on your shoulder like a potato sack and run,

But that’s just my brain-

My sad sad fanfic writing brain

And yes,

He was flustered 😩

Yes this is shit- but I’m tired and we’re 5 away from 300 so *panicky rushes headcannons*

-Ruma