#Fast Food Fantasy

[jadeannbyrne]

Jade Ann Byrne Presents: Neon Nights: The Taco Bell Cosmos

In the vast expanse of a future not wracked by dystopian cliches but painted with the neon glow of endless possibility, a figure stood beneath the celestial marquee of Taco Bell, a testament to the eternal human saga of late-night cravings. Jade Ann Byrne was her name, a contractor to this grand establishment, a caretaker to an army of automatons crafted in her own image. With a cascade of…

[of-mutts-and-men]

I’m not meant to work I’m meant to be part of a werewolf pack and be so very eepy and snuggly with all the other omegas in a big cozy nest all day >:((

[soggy-fishsticks]

[leahnardo-da-veggie]

Fast Food: Childhood

Been meaning to write this one for a while, it's pretty short, enjoy!

My parents once went to a fortune-teller, an Oracle. One of a long line of truthsayers. They asked a dozen questions, about their heirs, about their fates, about their lives. The Oracle had only one thing to say.

“One of your children will bring about the deaths of your entire people.”

I was 6 years old, then. Just one of the dozen children they'd sired. Breeding pairs were rare amongst my people, and so they'd done their duty and popped out as many of us as they could. The result? They hadn't the slightest idea which of us the prophecy referred to.

So they loved us all the same.

Some days I wish they hadn't. Some days I wished they lined us all up and dropped us into a chasm. Some days I wish that prophecy hadn't been fulfilled. At least, not by me.

I loved my parents, much as any child could. I loved their gentle fingers on my head, their chidings and praise, their care. I loved them even as it became clear I was not their perfect child, and loved them some more. I suppose it had to count for something, that they tried their best to reciprocate.

There were just too many of us to be raised by two hands alone. My younger siblings were distributed amongst childless couples, but I was second-oldest, and that came with certain privileges. Privileges like being ignored in favour of my elder sibling, being considered no more than an irritant, and being put through the rigorous trainings of the spare.

Do not take me for a whiner, however. I am grateful for the warmth in my life, and that I was considered worthy of being trained, if only as an understudy. I spent my childhood chafing at favouritism and clamouring for the slightest bit of attention, but I did have good memories, and that is more than some can say.

Those were the days. Lazing beneath the Paliodaen sun, thieving sweets from unsuspecting vendors, tuning out the droning of my tutor. I think, perhaps, I was happiest then, without the weight of destiny hanging above me.

Yet, perhaps time has softened the lash of the belt for every wrong question. Perhaps my rose tinted glasses have coloured my tears pink. Perhaps, if you were to toss me back into the waves of the past, I would weep just as much as I had the day I discovered I would be the death of everyone I loved.

'Tis no matter, to tell the truth. No chronomancer can drag me back to those ages, so long ago they were. My childhood lies in the lands of dragons, of false-mages and of my people, all of which have been lost forever.

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@coffeeangelinabox, @dorky-pals, @calliecwrites, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @shukei-jiwa

@thewingedbaron, @pluppsauthor, @cowboybrunch, @wylloblr, @possiblyeldritch

@ramitola, @urnumber1star, @fortunatetragedy, @bigwipscholar, @ratedn

@vampirelover890, @possiblylisle, @illarian-rambling, @the-ellia-west

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(Anyone else who wants to get added can tell me in the comments, pm me, or send me an ask about it!)

[ridreamir]

Nebarra at the Food Court :3 (Part 1??)

I need more Nebarra screenshots for things like this so if you can take 'em please send em my way LOL I just keep imagining Nebarra trying to order Horker meat from the mall food court like it's a marketplace that sells all kinds of exotic cuisine... specifically raw ingredients like cuts of meat. He picks a random stall and has been trying to barter with the guy working at Subway for the past fifteen minutes. Nebarra: "Can I borrow your... Amulet of Zenithar..?" "The merchants in Hammerfell used to swear by them." (Do you happen to have an amulet of Zenithar lying around? Not exactly. It's an 'oh right' moment, that you're not carrying your usual inventory.) The concept of fast food is completely foreign to him, so imagine the confused underpaid part-time fast-food manager (that the other guy called over) accepting his pure gold Septims for a random sandwich because they have no idea what he's asking for LOL!

Nebarra coming back with a tray containing two portions like... I have procured... the... food...??? Is this food?? Nebarra: "What is this... golden... thing?" "The color is appealing at the very least." He's stuffing his face as fast as he can. Forget the sandwich. Nebarra is a trans-fat fried potato enjoyer now. There is no going back. Just wait 'till he gets his hands on some Coca-Cola. Nebarra mukbang even?? Don't let him find out about the dollar store. In part two I might just have him explore the mall... If you want to see Nebarra do other things in various random locations, let me know :3

[thehauntedrocket]

Grimace

Art by Miguel Velasquez

[saeraas]

HIS ASS IS OUT????

[itsawritblr]

Let's play the "Writing Is Hard!!" game!

OK, let's play!

You get one point if you've had/currently have this job:

You get 10 extra points if you did this in August and it was 90F. 20 extra points if you weren't given a mask, so you breathed in the fumes. 30 points if you developed lung cancer.

1 point each if you've had:

A student throw a chair at you A student threaten to rape you A student threaten to kill you A student start a phony social media account pretending to be you and filled it with porn A parent has threatened to have you fired A parent has attempted to have you fired

1 point each if you've had to:

Scrub literal shit off the walls that was someone's phone number Remove used tampons from sink faucets Found someone vomiting in a stall Found someone shooting up in a stall Found someone dead in a stall

1 point each if you've had:

Someone accuse you of short-changing them Someone bring you a burger they ate all but two bites of and demand you give them back their money because "it didn't taste good" Someone say "I'm gonna have your job" Someone knock over everything on the counter in a fit of rage Someone jump over the counter and come at you only because your restaurant ran out of a particular sauce

1 point each if you:

Didn't do this just for "the experience" Didn't do this as Work Study Didn't do this with insurance Didn't do this with anything slightly resembling minimum wage

10 points if you worked at a bar in any capacity and this happened:

10 points if you've said, even once:

If you have more than 20 points, congratulations! You know what hard work is!

But MAN, it sucks to be a writer! You toil and labor and sweat and moan and bleeeeeeeeed on the page, and no one respects it!

Don't be bitter. Nobody respects the jobs listed above, either.

(I've had 5 out of these 7 jobs.)

This post is brought to you by a lack of coffee and

Writing requires focus, discipline, determination, perseverance, and concentration. It can be frustrating and irritating. But for fuck's sake, have some perspective.

If writing is so hard, stop writing. It's obviously not for you.

[neomspoint]

Dreaming while dieting

[thestrangerblog]

Today we had a discussion at work about where to go for our work trip and I jokingly said Disney World because I so want to built a lightsaber (it's out of question because I live in Europe). And the middle-aged collegues were like "How old are you again?" We thought about another amusement park nearer by and some collegues said "No, we're too old for rollercoasters".

One of my collegues only allows herself one piece of candy a day and would never go to McDonalds.

All over 40 collegues look amused and a bit confused when I talk about teen books like Lockwood and Co, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.

I had a Peter Pan moment and thought:"I never want to be that adult."

[isdalinarhot]

Self confidence level got horny looking at my reflection in the mirror 💪

[machetelanding]

[hbthederg]

Silly Fantasy Fatfur Food Logos!

Comment what other names/puns I should try next!!

Posted using PostyBirb

[flightyquinn]

Today on, "Statements that sound deranged but are technically true."

Star Wars and Final Fantasy share a universe, because of Colonel Sanders.

[sapphicautistic]

Carne asada smell is permeating my home and it smells so good and it's making me want a veggie burger from Carl's Jr real bad 😔

[beautyandlifestyleblog86]

When it comes to maintaining healthy physical health, it is important to pay attention to various areas of the body. Some key areas to focus on include:

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Overall, maintaining a healthy lifestyle that includes regular physical activity, a balanced diet, adequate sleep, stress management, and avoiding harmful behaviors like smoking and excessive alcohol consumption can help support overall physical health and well-being. Regular check-ups with healthcare providers and preventive screenings are also important for early detection and management of any health issues.