#HEAVENS FORBID

[loveskilljoy]

Learn the Alphabet with Heimdall

[maaarine]

I was talking to my soon-to-be sister-in-law (henceforth STB SIL)

she brought up a woman I went to high school with, saying that I might find her interesting given her current profession

she proceeded to show me her (shudder) LinkedIn profile

apparently she works as a ~certified~ enneagram expert who coaches people to DevELoP THeiR PoTenTiAL

her profile was the ghastly corporate bullshit you always find on that wicked website, but with an added icing of enneagram bullshit on top of it

now I was in a difficult position

how can I convey to my STB SIL that my interest for personality types is like....... deeper than that — but without sounding like a total douche?

I kept thinking: girl my hyperfixation on personality types lead me to read Kant, do you hear what I'm saying?

I read goddamn Schopenhauer to deepen my philosophical understanding of consciousness and you're showing me the LinkedIn meditations of someone who was already criminally insipid in high school and who has clearly not found an interesting thing to say along the way

I did not say that out loud because I know how that sounds

but do you see my problem though, it's tough for me out there

[o-cinnamonstickz]

A while back @naffeclipse answered a question from @boxofcreampuffs’s asking: “what would the boys do if they lost their vessel?” (This post)

@pure-plum came up with the adorable idea of the hunter sewing up a rag doll for the boys to settle in while they searched for a more suitable vessel for both the boys and their little hunter to enjoy.

Needless to say I fell in love with the concept and jumped to draw it immediately XD

[friend-crow]

They/them are not catch-all pronouns for all trans people.

If the person in question uses other pronouns, you are still misgendering them.

They/them is for A. people whose genders/pronouns you do not yet know B. hypothetical people C. people who actually choose to use they/them pronouns

[bananonbinary]

i saw a post yesterday i think that was like "dnd got easier when i realized i was the author and not the character" and im still baffled about it like. is that not how you play every game?? you think when i play settlers of catan or monopoly or whatever i'm playing the way i, the human person would realistically react? no!! i am making cutthroat alliances with the other players at the table just for the Drama of it all when we all inevitably betray each other. are yall out here playing boardgames or even videogames as if you suddenly got isekai'd into them??

[radioactive-earthshine]

Bart and Kon, both members of the "didn't do anything technically to warrant it, but are still regarded as the resident fuck up that can't be trusted or believed in" club.

[leofrith]

obviously the quality of all these shows is suffering from the fact that their primary function is to provide the setup for future star wars projects (mcuification, baby!!! who's ready for the infinity war style team-up movie where the gang takes down thanos—i mean thrawn?). but i also think a big part of why the book of boba fett, mando s3 (and to a slightly lesser extent, s2 as well), and ahsoka all suffer from the same issue of having their main protagonists cast aside in favour of side characters—which in itself might not be as annoying as it is if those stories were even remotely interesting or well-written—is because filoni & co. want to be making an ensemble piece. but instead, they're stuck having to make a bunch of solo projects that are ostensibly about individuals or smaller casts of characters, which they then stumble their way through in the most half-assed, half-hearted way possible because it's all just setup for the "mandoverse movie," a phrase which makes me want to projectile vomit.

[the-music-maniac]

I literally love Dokja and Joonghyuk's ship dynamic. It's so funny. They're so whipped for each other and yet on the outside they're like blank faces, murderous looks, rude to each other, insults the other every two seconds -

Can y'all imagine a professor au where the entire student body is just convinced these two are bitter enemies, only to realize in the end that they've been married for 20 years?

They didn't take each other's last name. The confusion is understandable. And the students are in disbelief even after they realize, so it's like:

Student: Professor Kim, I thought you hated him?

Dokja, with an absolute straight face: oh I do, feel free to tell that sunfish bastard that I'm going to smother him in his sleep tonight for the insurance payoff

Another Student: Professor Yoo, what do you really think of Professor Kim?

Joonghyuk, squinting down at his marking that he's completing in the university cafe: he's a sewer rat and I haven't known a second of peace since I met him 23 years ago

Kim Dokja: [wandering past on his way to the counter, absently giving Joonghyuk a kiss on the back of the head without looking away from his phone]

Joonghyuk, blank faced: Disgusting

Dokja halfway across the room: [flips Joonghyuk off over his shoulder]

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Mattel… come on.

If you’re gonna make her the main character, at least try to keep her skin tone consistent this time for fucks sake.

And darker.

She’s nearly Howleen’s skin tone now 💀.

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ID- “One picture of a Gen1 Clawdeen doll, and two pictures of two different Gen2 Clawdeen dolls. The first doll is a stock photo of an OG Clawdeen doll, the second is a stock photo of Gen3 Clawdeen’s signature doll, and the last photo is a closeup stock photo of Gen3 Clawdeen’s ‘Skulltimate Secrets’ doll,”- END ID.

[shakespeareallanpoe]

Random Damian Wayne Headcanon

Does anyone else get the feeling that, in all seriousness, Damian would be an attention- demanding drunk? Because I am completely convinced that Drunk Damian acts exactly like a cat that desperately wants attention but doesn't want anyone to know that they desperately want attention. (I take no criticism on this, btw.)

[starry-907]

finally finished this incredible lineart by @foxyteah for @green-with-envy-phandom-event! this one took forever but it was really fun deciding what colors to use, and honestly coloring it just makes me want to have an actual au of this

[layla-carstairs]

as much as I miss the tsc fandom being more active like it has been in the past sometimes I see a post from a couple years ago and I'm so glad it's not like that anymore. if the weird cliquely drama over people/ships/characters whatever being problematic or bad starts up again I will start blocking that's a threat

[plaqying]

the next person complaining abt erik not posting is getting nuked

[codemonki]

You won't believe what I drew this on.

[mimpiece]

When will the children learn that actors are not political figures and legally, contractually can't make strongly opinionated statements about sensitive, politcal topics-

[aylish91]

How would axe handle a territorial bitty reader?

I am assuming you mean Axe from SOH as opposed to Axe from "a bitty fic?" ? If not, I would be more than willing to answer this question again. haha!

Anyway, Axe from SOH:

A bitty reader? A palm-sized wonder? Well, look at that precious little snack. How  c u t e.

Axe would find it overwhelmingly adorable how such a small little bean could be like that. He himself is highly a bit territorial, but this is just cute. They could help each other keep an eye on things, hide things, keep others out of their business… It’s endearing to have someone like-minded. He also finds it convenient how easy it is to keep them away from the others in the beginning.

He doesn’t like to share all that much, after all, his Paps being the only exception. A territorial bitty reader would most likely feel the same.

It’s nice having more time with them. He doesn’t even have to be all that discrete with it. Why sneak off to his room when he can keep them tucked away in his shirt? He would absolutely hide them in a pocket or a pouch hung around his neck and tucked securely down the hollow of his ribcage.

Axe would also be more willing to commentate the goings on around them this way, opening more opportunities for casual conversation. It would help them bond a lot faster beyond savior and rescuee. In a way, Axe would become more relaxed and less snappy around others to keep his little treat safe. (don’t want to get into an altercation where reader could get dislodged or smashed…) It also makes him a lot more dangerous should someone else get ahold of reader.

However, Axe wouldn’t be as balanced emotionally with a bitty reader. Like a double-edged sword, he would be calmer with them but more volatile should something go wrong. The stakes would be bigger in this scenario. There would be a more likely outcome for others getting truly hurt.

In short: Axe will be calmer to be around, reader would stay hidden a lot longer, and more mysterious shenanigans would happen around the ship. Don’t tick Axe off. He will be far less likely to hold back…