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capitalisticveins · 18 hours
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Sorry WHO got married?
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One of the most LETHAL face cards in women’s football.
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Ingrid Engen the woman you are 😮‍💨🥵🫠
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sunflower556 · 2 days
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Corndog guy
Im done
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h4unted-d4rling · 15 hours
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I love the idea of a humanoid Bill Cipher. Like human body with the cool ass suit but the one eyed triangle head. Easily the hottest design. Otherwise, I want the triangle. I know what I am. Again, I am NOT a coward.
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absolutelyzoned · 1 day
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its called MENtall illness because there's men in my brain. they're making me ill.
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astrid0anderson · 18 hours
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storywonker · 4 months
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They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????
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queenoftiddies · 3 months
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Damian, a little eleven year old child, ten apples tall: This is my baby brother
Jason, a man the size and weight of a fucking fridge, whose age “reset” after the Lazarus dip: Hi.
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dougielombax · 11 months
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I wonder what the largest shellfish is?
Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?
Edit: Fucking hell.
This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!
What have I DONE????!!!!!
I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!
I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.
Probably….
Idk.
Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.
Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.
Anyway.
AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)
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WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!
Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.
Anyway.
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osmanthusoolong · 1 month
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Jesus fucking Christ
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russenoire · 1 month
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GO HARD OR GO HOME.
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ruinme-please · 2 months
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Gojira performing a metal version of ”Ah! Ça Ira” at the Paris Olympics opening seremony (x)
July 26th 2024
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emahriel · 1 year
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I am losing my mind. source: x
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jottingprosaist · 3 months
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Lately I've seen a lot of people using "Star Trek ending" as a shorthand way of saying "cheesy 60s ending where all the characters get together and laugh at some shitty one-liner until the freezeframe in order to wrap things up with a neat breezy bow" and, well. They're not wrong... but that's only half the episodes.
The other half of the episodes end with you staring at the TV in haunted existential silence because the story's thesis was "Don't delude yourself that waging war with technology is any less brutal than committing murder with your bare hands. You are a mortal and an animal like any other and if you think you have a justified reason to kill you had better be prepared to face your enemy, and recognize him as an intelligent equal, and smash in his skull with a rock."
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hearts4thetr1pl3ts · 2 months
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i KNOW yall see that too.
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