#I bloody love it

[faye-tale]

If you were to set up a Bridgerton Taskmaster AU, who would you cast?

I’ve been thinking about this all morning (cause I’m just Done with work and needed a good mental break lol) At first my mind went to Anthony as the taskmaster, but then I was like wait no Kate as Taskmaster and Anthony as little Alex Horne would be hilarious… but I’d love to hear your thoughts!

Hiiiiiiiii, my lovely!! 🫶

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. It sent me off on a thought tangent all afternoon, so thank you.

I completely agree with your assessment - Kate as Taskmaster and Anthony as the long-suffering assistant Alex Horne. What a visual!

Also, cos I had to, I then had to put 6 of the other Bridgerton sibs in as contestants (sitting in alphabetical order, as they do on the show) Yes I know there are only ever 5 on each season - hush you:

Benedict = The Ray of Sunshine

Just fucking happy - happy to be there, happy to do the tasks...you cannot wipe the smile from their face. Even losing just elicits a grin and a laugh. They will even help their competitors as much as possible, sometimes to the point of self-sacrifice. The very few times you see them frustrated or annoyed are always deeply memorable.

Colin = The Super-Fan

A massive fan of the show and desperately wants to win, to the point of genuine fury when they feel they have been treated unfairly (never without a sense of humour, however). Horrendously competitive but in a hilarious way.

Daphne = The BOSH

Meets the task head-on, generally without any hesitation or forethought whatsoever. Whatever the most straightforward solution, they will go for it. These contestants rarely panic, but when they do, it's beautiful.

Eloise = The Lateral Thinker

Does their best to outsmart the task, with varying degrees of success. Any loophole, any technicality, they will find and exploit. Depending on how far they push it, this may work to their advantage or cost them enormously.

Francesca = who the fuck knows, next

Gregory = The "...I'm slightly worried about this person"

Comes up with shit nobody else would. Solutions that are completely off the wall, sometimes scarily so. Sometimes, this contestant can appear to be the most quiet and unassuming of people, up until the moment the task footage starts rolling.

Hyacythin = The Chaos Machine

Fundamentally unpredictable. Will find the weirdest side roads and twisting paths. Seems to simply do whatever pops into their head.

Okay I had far too much fun with this post (as if you couldn't tell). Thank you SO MUCH for giving me the chance to come up with some shit that overlaps two of my fave comfort shows. Love you 🫶😁🧡🧡

[tealeavesandthorns]

//This is completely OOC but I think some of my followers, especially Bond lovers might enjoy this. I know it's quite old but I only discovered it like last year via tiktok and I love it so much. I adore the Bond movies and I love Austin Powers even more so this is perfect. I think my favourite line is "You can't touch me 00behave."

and then my fav section: "It's the movie business and you've had your six The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists

Yeah, to be honest, you are a bit r*pey I mean, I like to swing but Dr. No means no, baby

Oh please, I'm extraordinary, gentlemen, I'm distinguished If they made a Mini-Me, they'd have to cast Peter Dinklage

Well maybe they should cast a Bond who's actually English

Why, pussy, aren't you the cunning linguist"

[robbersinaforeignlanguage]

I will never get enough of this, its my favorite scene 🖤🔥🤍

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[pokeberry5]

boy hostage (spiritual successor to this)

big brother to the rescue:

[lotus-pear]

HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did

[kidovna]

manifested mileven at the snowball in 2016, so now I’m manifesting byler at senior prom🪻🌻

[adharastarlight]

Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

[ziggizapz]

she mothered too close to the sun with these ones

[happyheidi]

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

[prajjna]

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[raepliica]

(content warning: blood)

Sewed Up Heart

[ID: A Trigun comic done in grayscale with red accents. First, an anatomical heart gushes blood, forming a puddle which shifts into Vash's coat. Vash's gloved hands can be seen sewing up a tear at the hem.

Vash raises his hands, which are now bare and covered in blood. He looks sweaty and distressed, and he raises his coat to his face and cries into it. His clenched hands rip the sewed portion apart, and the red thread leads to a heart whose own stitches are tearing apart. The background gets darker and darker, and the red looks brighter and starker against it.

Then the background returns to white, and brown-skinned hands using embroidery scissors snip a red thread. Wolfwood holds up Vash's repaired coat, grinning proudly, and does a happy thumbs-up in Vash's direction. Vash lifts his head, seeming distant.

Wolfwood holds out the coat. As Vash puts out his hand to take it, the cloth is replaced so Wolfwood is dropping a sewed-up heart in Vash's hand. Vash rubs the coat against his face with a teary smile. End ID] ID CREDITS

[valentjin]

put the devil in his place

[toastydumpster]

"this guy ain't half bad"

[blitheringmcgonagall]

Do you ever think about the fact that Sirius Black was so mentally strong that despite being imprisoned in Azkaban for 12 years; 12 years basically in solitary confinement because he’s hardly chatting to the Voldy crowd; and we are told he was ONE OF THE MOST HEAVILY GUARDED in the entire prison - despite all this, During Fudge’s visit to Azkaban, Sirius casually asked if he could have Fudge's newspaper (since he missed doing the crossword), which the unnerved Minister handed over?

Because I do.

And do you ever think about the fact that despite surviving 12 years of hell, then other stuff like eating rats in a cave and risking getting his soul sucked out by Dementors, the only time we see Sirius Black in a bad way is when he is stuck in Grimmauld Place for the first time since he ran away as a 16 year old. Stuck there reliving old memories and old losses and unable to help Harry (his whole raison d’être), drinking and low in mood. He gives Buckbeak his mother’s old room (does he want Buckbeak to ruin it or an excuse to go into it, Probably both) and leaves Regulus’ room completely untouched, unchanged, like a shrine to his ‘idiot, too soft’ baby brother?

Because I do.