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xerith-42 · 6 months

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Sansrance

I... Hold on...

Okay I had to make sure there wasn't fanart of it. There possibly will be now, and that possibility is genuinely making me not want to post this, but if I had to read it so does everyone else.

I hope you're happy Anon. I am genuinely baffled and befuddled on how I feel about this being a thing that exists because of my actions. Congratulations.

#man what the actual fuck #I love the internet #but why is it like this?#I can't even tell if I'm mad about this #I can't be shocked #this is typical shit #I was in the Undertale Fandom AND watching MCD in 2015 #I had to know this was a real possibility #I just can't believe it happened in my fucking inbox #what the fuck #minecraft diaries #aphblr #text post #laurance zvahl #sans undertale #answering asks

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emryste · 1 month

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coming soon to a miscellaneous device near you! @hotguycomiczine with @lunarblazes and @terraglows

#hgcz #hotguy comics zine #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #grian #getting the chance to work on this with luna and terra has been a highlight of my last few months #and i can't wait for people to experience the absolute whirlwind of a comic anthology the whole zine team has cooked up #we really hope you enjoy it when it releases <3 #ps for anyone wondering: the shocked looking characters are little cameos of terra luna and me!

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hajihiko · 5 months

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close call maybe?

#an art #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #danganronpa 2 #kuzuhina #You'll never guess what my latest inspo is (watchmen)#Also something else tho. Sth crazy happened that I can't easily talk about but it is. Gonna have an effect #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #My usual Thing that I Have: i think pressing lips against someone is very sweet. Not even a kiss per se just kind of yknow #Pushing your face mouth first into something out of emotion. You ever pressed your hand to your mouth in shock? Like that.#Again the mouth and hands are Important parts of the body regardless of romance. Sometimes your instinct is to:#Grab with hands. And test with mouth. It's instinct. Something Something touch and breath and shit GAY HOURS

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egophiliac · 7 months

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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

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daily-sifloop · 2 months

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reject time loop; smooch star. become ungovernable.

Day 51: you won't know if you don't try!

#in stars and time #isat #sifloop #isat siffrin #siffrin isat #loop isat #isat loop #desert art #“and where are even you going to get your true love” loop please they're asking YOU for this #canon typical loop obliviousness #i should start tagging these like fics on ao3 that'd be funny #siffrin's proactive ass #the loops got rid of that fear of consequences #dw he'll get it back soon enough #siffrin after they get over the initial shock: so like. you want to go out or something?#loop is too confused they're not processing this little revelation at all #posting this at like 4am cuz i can't eep

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archerdepartures116 · 9 months

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this shot is from a scene from the first chapter of a fic and I had the unbeatable urge to draw it cause

he deserves to win one spar ok

full drawing underneath the cut cause the pose is uhhhhhh,,

#was hesitant to post this cause my face is very thin #it was magical 3 am drawing spiel so imagine my surprised when i woke up #liu qingge wins a spar #everyone is shocked #i can't remember the fic name so don't ask #not scrolling through a gazillion tags on ao3 #archerdoodles #myart #illustration #artwork #drawing #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #liu qingge #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #bingliushen

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pleucas · 1 year

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fate

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd manga #bsd 109 #bsd spoilers #tw blood #dazai osamu #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai #skk #soukoku #yeah this chapter singlehandedly destroyed me #i don't believe he's actually dead for multiple reasons but the shock was still so real #can't wait for asagiri-sensei to bait us for another two years before continuing their POV : )

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journey-to-the-attic · 11 months

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happy fnaf movie (uk) release day!

#art #obey me #it's 5am and i can't sleep but i managed to finish this in time so who's the real winner here #fnaf #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #jtta ik #fnaf saga #can you tell that i've developed a love for those big cartoony shock eyes since i first used them in the rpg comic #i feel like i've been drawing lucifer too much recently so i did contemplate using a different brother #but the scenario wasn't as funny with anyone else #in hindsight barbatos could've been funny but i'm not redrawing all that to put him in #i keep wanting to draw some cute dadcifer stuff but i feel like i ought to balance him out with some other characters first #luckily i have a Massive reserve of shitposts to apply them to #also i KEEP meaning to do more of those cat picture redraws but i keep not getting around to it

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hypewinter · 1 year

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Danny raises Superman au

So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.

So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.

Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).

Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #a ghost raising an alien?#what could go wrong?#clark might have a slightly warped perception of what humans are capable of #that's what could go wrong #he's in for quite the shock once he gets to metropolis #what do you mean ordinary humans can't lift tractors?#at least danny taught him how to control his strength early on #danny also taught him and there was to know about kryptonian culture #probably even cooked some kryptonian dishes from time to time #the perks of being the king of the infinite realms i suppose #clark probably knows more about krypton than kara herself #rip to her i guess #also because he has a clone for an aunt he takes to kon instantly #this is my last little side ramble and then i'm done but for all the people hating on clark no one seems to hate on kara #despite the fact that she tried to kill kon twice #purely because she thought clones were abominations #i personally feel like an interal rift in the family would be much juicer but oh well #i might be the chance i want to see about that soon #anyways i'll keep my promise and stop rambling in the tags now #hyper prompts

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theartingace · 4 months

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up too late once again in the name of continuing to attempt to visualize a voice in Arthur's head: return of bedsheet John; now with TEETH

#malevolent #john doe #goldy #arthur lester #I LOVE the humanized versions I've seen of him #but I can't let go of the horned haunt #that I now have in my head #honestly this amorphous facial features is GREAT #for just playing fast and loose with minimal emotive expressions #like just a mouth and set of eyes #amazing how FAST and easy it was to get the expression I wanted #shocking

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swan2swan · 7 months

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Yeah, I think if you and all your coworkers find out you got fired via a press release, you should be allowed to sue the corporation who fired you.

#personally I think all firings need to be done face-to-face #and I don't mean in the assembly room #one on one #you don't have the guts for that? don't do it #you start getting nervous when Employee 57 comes in and they all picked up the pattern?#good #Employee 98 takes a swing at you? good #just peeved right now #very peeved #I know the company was a wreck but seeing them all screaming and being shocked #like...#and it's not just them #you can't say ''well this company had bad practices'' because THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO SO MANY OTHER COMPANIES #ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh #freaking capitalism

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redeliminator · 2 months

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i believe that to some extent Andre knows he's fucked up and this headcanon is one of the hills I will die on in the farewell tape, Cal says that “you can’t cure somebody who has nothing wrong with them.”

Andre, on the other hand, admits they might be seen as hypocrites. he's not gonna back out, he still thinks it's the right thing for him to do, but he seems to acknowledge that people will not perceive it the same way. he tries to explain that no matter what it’ll look like, it’s not murder for the sake of murder - not in his eyes at least. there's a (sick and twisted) lesson hidden in this tragedy.

to some extent, Andre is aware of what’s going on with him, what exactly shaped him into who he is now. he sees the cause and effect of being bullied, of feeling rejected and alienated, and not being able to do anything about it because that's just who he is. he can kick and scream and shout but he will never change who he is at his core and this realization is crushing for a 17/18-year-old. this and all the implications of a missing sense of belonging.

he knows he’s messed up. he knows what would fix him and he’s convinced it’s out of his reach. he looks at other students and he thinks: it’ll never be me. and he's angry that they have something he will never have.

his awareness doesn't help though. if anything, it fuels his frustration. what adults know to be a temporary problem (high school) seemed like an insurmountable obstacle, the end of everything.

#dont mind me im just thinking how so many high school problems seem like the end of the world #and then you grow up and you're like 'ok that was some insane shit and I didn't deserve most of it'#and then you process it and heal and go on with your life because the world is too wide for you to dwell on all that stuff #alternatively you're shocked that you really let yourself wallow in sadness over shit that now just makes you laugh and seems so trivial #my point is that if he had decided to drop the zd plans and then graduated and grown up he could have been happy #he could have made it but he didn't give himself a chance #high school is not where your world ends #in fact it's barely even a beginning its a fucking prologue #and when people are so down that they can't grasp it - this is what leads to tragedies #zero day #zero day 2003 #andre kriegman #cal gabriel

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manichewitz · 2 months

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i dont think yall understand how floored i was when i found out that the interview with the vampire books are actually incredibly erotically gay for real and not just light queercoding or fan's gay ships?? bc this changes everything. i had always assumed anne rice hated fanfic authors for making her male characters fuck, but no, she just wanted to be the only author making her male characters fuck