#I mean...........

[thirstysudeikis]

SWEET LORD........

[fightingmonsterswithwords]

what's going on with the autocorrect on my phone ???

"I'm hungry for torture"

I meant: PANCAKES (tortitas)

[amoralforce]

amara  is  so  powerful    &    yet  so  fascinated  by  such  inane  things.  like  she  could  listen  to  humans  argue  for  hours  about  the  silliest  things;    should  pineapple  go  on  pizza?    is  a  hotdog  a  sandwich?    whose  turn  is  it  to  get  the  bill?      this  woman  could  destroy  the  world,  but  instead,  she  just  wants  to  sit  in  a  diner  and  eavesdrop.    

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[catboygirljoker]

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[bookwyrminspiration]

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

[mmelete]

i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[sadclowncentral]

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

[charaznablespeteevee]

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up