amara is so powerful & yet so fascinated by such inane things. like she could listen to humans argue for hours about the silliest things; should pineapple go on pizza? is a hotdog a sandwich? whose turn is it to get the bill? this woman could destroy the world, but instead, she just wants to sit in a diner and eavesdrop.
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https://www.tumblr.com/theyarebothgunshot/711518760399405056
two words: Eiffel Tower 😌
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multi-chapter modern au ofmd fic? Sign me up! Finished or not I'd read it xD
see this is promising because i am frankly awful at finishing wip fics (as we've seen in my entire history of writing fics) but man do i love starting fics and planning them 👀👀👀👀👀
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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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>be me, massive egg
>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes
>have a type that i have to hots for
>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby
>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier
>mfw i became my type
>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men
>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes
>mfw past me is now my type
>wtf
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing
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