#I’M JUST SAYING

[kenmaspuddinghair]

Waking up super early every morning just to fix Simon’s breakfast, because you love him and without you he would probably only eat once a day.

Like clockwork, Simon gets ready then just sits in the living room watching you fix his food, then the dogs food, and just like the dog lying right next to him, he doesn’t get up, doesn’t move towards the kitchen even though he can see his foods ready, he waits for you to tell him

“Riley breakfast is ready” you call out to them once you finish placing both his plate and the dogs bowl, and just like that they both come and eat, every morning

(Kinda a part two here)

[the-decepticon-apologist]

And vice versa with the Autobots ✌️

[strawberrylind]

who’s matching my trans grunkle stan freak

[frownyalfred]

if I was Hal Jordan I would forever be shitting my pants around Bruce and Clark after learning that if they wanted, they could simply combine their thoughts and will away the Green Lantern ring from me. sure, maybe it was because of the mind control, but could you ever fully relax again after that moment, knowing that if they just willed it enough, your power was theirs?

[change-name-later]

We have one more Saturday before Christmas hits. And I’m just saying. Smg4 has the funniest opportunity for a Christmas special.

[peace0of0art]

luffy flirting part second

[machveil]

do you think könig is the type of guy who can’t get it up if your pussy is shaved/waxed?

I think König is the type of guy who can’t get it down

CW: Fem!Reader, pubic hair, oral mention (fem!recieving)

first of all, he’s just happy you’ll let him touch you down there to begin with, lets be real. confident, cocky Colonel? yes, confident, cocky civilian? absolutely not. if he’s dating you, sleeping with you no less, he’s low-key thanking a higher power he won you over somehow (easily)

secondly, he’s supportive of whatever hair care you do down there. shave it and keep it smooth? he’ll help if you want, or just sit with you and watch. is it a little odd? maybe, but he’s legitimately just interested - as long as you’re comfortable with him being there he’ll just hang out when you shave or wax it. I think he’s a little enamored by how smooth and soft it is, he’s a decently hairy guy, has rough, marred skin. he likes the contrast, might smooth his finger pads over you if you’d let him. not with sexual intentions, he just wants feel you

it’s not a turn-off if you shave or wax, he’s less focused on that and more focused on you overall. he could think about you in a potato sack and get it up, being hairless? that doesn’t deter him, hardly crosses his mind

on the flip side, if you’re worried about having a bush - again, he’s loves you however you present yourself to him. he’ll still bury his head between your thighs and go to town. do you feel good? that’s what matters to König. he doesn’t need shaved legs or a waxed cunt, he just needs you, you’re the one getting him hard. if you ever worry about him finding it gross and bring it up he’ll tell you he doesn’t mind it. where some men have a preference for no hair, König is neutral

what I’m saying is, König just wants you to feel good in your own body - he’ll get it up without batting an eye (sometimes it’s a problem, he could just see you and— ah, damnit! there it goes)

[72mylove]

[pitifulwolves]

Okay so.

What if Logan had a nightmare episode where he wakes up all claws out and stabbing Wade in the chest.

What if he forgot that Wade can’t die from that?

What if Wade didn’t wake up straight away and Logan panicked thinking he’d killed another partner?

But when Wade wakes up, very much not dead, more just huffy that one of his stupid novelty shirts got ripped than anything, and Logan just has to hold him for a little.

Wade kinda realises after this happens more than once of why Logan panics, and so after a few recurring incidents, Wade comforts him, reminds Logan that he’s okay, that he’s still there no matter how many times he gets skewered.

I dunno I think the angsty fluffy potential of that is good

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

Look I’m just pointing out the similarities

[lmxpsuedonym]

Lotr is great but what would make it greaterer is if those two losers kissed on the mouth

[ambeauty]

Unfortunately the presence of Claire is the main indicator that the tension between Sydney and Carmy is not just professional.

[the-decepticon-apologist]

I mean… 👀

[machveil]

I’ve seen Retired!Simon Riley headcanons where he opens up a blacksmith/iron working shop - custom knives usually, but I have a different thought! we know he used to work as an apprentice butcher at a grocery… what if he took that up again?

Retired!Simon Riley, who’s desensitized to gore after years of serving, has no problem butchering meat - and the muscle memory from working at that dingy grocery in his youth never left him. even at home, Simon has no problem cutting and trimming different cuts of meat for dinner

Retired!Simon Riley that goes hunting with Retired!Price for their own game - deer, hare, pheasant. potentially runs the shop with Price as partners, I feel like Price goes hunting anyways as a pastime when game season comes around. the two work together running the small location, popular amongst outdoorsmen and neighborhood dads that want to shoot the breeze with them while browsing the counter

Retired!Simon Riley that can turn his brain off and just work with a knife again - meticulously cleans and sharpens them so they’re in perfect condition. rather than owning a blacksmith shop, Simon’s shop works hand-in-hand with an already popular and local iron worker! they help promote each other’s business - the iron worker has a little ‘try-one’ display with smoked and cured meat cuts from the butcher, and Simon showcases custom knives from the blacksmith

[fizzigigsimmer]

Steve’s mother coming home “a few days early” totally forgetting that she forgot to call Steve to call the cleaning service in order to have the house prepped for their return - Steve’s dad likes to come back to a clean house and freshly laundered sheets - anyways she’s got a headache, and a spring charity event to plan so it’ll be nice to be home early, and there’s time still to call the service.

Only to get home to find Steve not in school in the middle of the daytime and acting cagey as fuck. Pink cheeked, tousled hair, might be wearing some of her lip stain and is wrapped up in one of her robes. Says he was gonna take a shower. Says it’s chapstick. Says he stayed home with the flue but doesn’t look very sick. Okay he’s pretty sweaty, but just when she begins to worry about him he’s dodging the hand trying to check his forehead and changing the subject to what she’s doing in the house she owns. She rolls her eyes, assuming that she’s caught him playing hooky with Tommy and teases him about cleaning up after themselves and making sure he goes to school the next day. Definitely hears another voice behind his door when he scurries back to his room.

Steve’s mother walking into her bedroom after a long trip away just to find that Steve has obviously been sleeping in the master bed and going through her cosmetics - not terribly unusual given his hair obsession - but strangely it looks like he’s been through her closet. But then she figures he must have used their shower and was looking for her robe. Sighs and shakes her head because, teenagers.

But then imagine Steve and Billy in Steve’s room trying to be extra quiet, hands over mouths while Steve rides Billy in the skirt Billy made him wear as part of a lost bet, panties, stockings and bra discarded at the foot of the bed.