#I’m funny. I think.

[geeneelee]

Phone automated voice messaging system: Press 1 if you are a returning customer. Press 2 if you are a new customer. Press 4 if you want to pay a bill. Press 5 if you want to get help—

Harry Du Bois: (Tearing up while pressing the 5 button as hard as he can) PLEASE

[mothman-stolemyeyebrows]

Martin to Jon: do you think we love each other in every universe?

The other universe:

[circuscountdowns]

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[mcducky1356]

I drew this at 3 am so you know it’s legit

[bibibitchery]

i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser

[kartsie]

This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

this was all i could think of when they were talking

[dumbest-of-cunts]

Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.

[illuschism]

first thought when i saw this image

[phoenixkaptain]

I really want to explore Tim “rich kid” Drake spending time with his friends and them just slowly realizing that Robin is even weirder than they thought.

Like, Arrowette complains about some press event or something that her mom wants her to go to and Robin just starts listing off advice and unspoken rules and tells her to absolutely avoid the shrimp cocktails unless she wants an early out, in which case the correct amount to eat is one and a half shrimp with only a bit of cocktail sauce, which will be enough to change her complexion and convince people she doesn’t feel well and allow her to escape to the restroom, then she just needs to slip out one of the windows-

Or Wonder Girl commenting on, like, a science fair project or something and he just goes “Science fairs are the worst. Everyone wants to buy your services to make them something, not understanding that you’re richer than they are and that an insult to you could lead to you buying their parents’ companies if they don’t shut up. They’re lucky I have an even temper…” WG: “…wat.”

Superboy is like “man, Superman’s trying to convince me to clean my room. What should I do?” and Tim just stares blankly at him because nobody has ever told him to clean his room before and he’s never cleaned his room before and he had no idea Clark was so cruel and-

Impulse: “Hey, Rob, pass me a can opener.”

Robin, staring into the drawer, fifteen can openers right in front of his eyes: “We don’t have one.”

I just want Tim to inexplicably not know some things because he’s never had to know them. I want him to explicably know things because he had to know them. I want the things he does know and the things he doesn’t to be totally backwards to everyone, who are all wondering why Robin knows how to hotwire a car but does not know how to work a vacuum cleaner.

[werewolfsister]

HOLD IT!

2,000 notes?!?!

Thank you!!!

[greenjuicelvr]

No one:

No one at all:

Me looking at th¡nsp0 after eating and sitting on my ass all day:

[twisted-moose]

I am extremely attracted to men with permanent bags under their eyes. You’re a sleepy little guy huh? Bet that dick is legendary

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Chilchuck: *shoves Izutsumi off of him to do something else.*

Izutsumi : Chilchuck is…evil? Chilchuck is unyielding? Chilchuck is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the Dungeon as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this party.

[wrathofrats]

GHOST MOVIE SPOILERS

She fucimng kills him D: