#I’m in their house currently

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Milo always tries to get SH back for scaring him but it usually doesn’t work. Usually. One time though he waited behind the door for them for once they got home bc he knew they’d be tired and wouldn’t be checking for his aura. When they came in he scared them so bad that they fell through the floor. They couldn’t get back out for a good 2 minutes. He felt bad and had a movie night w them after

[belmeran]

another older comic, she’s goin through it

[pixelglam]

22 Ocean Avenue, Nantucket

[c0smiccl0wn]

the golden guard

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[deathits3lf]

so, House makes gay jokes about him and Wilson. Often. It’s totally normal. But ignoring that, he literally makes one of these jokes by himself. There’s no one there to hear it. He’s literally alone in his fucking apartment. It’s not even a “other people think we’re gay” or “we sure do act gay lol” it’s one of those jokes where House straight up says he’s gay for Wilson but to reiterate HE IS SAYING IT OUT LOUD TO HIMSELF. There’s no one to make laugh!!!!! He basically just fucking says “I’m gay for Wilson” . He doesn’t say ‘haha I’m joking’ (cause he never does,) but. Like. Are we not supposed to assume he just fucking meant that??? I-

ISTG IM GOING INSANE??? House writers what the fuck are you ON?

[doctorsiren]

Gang I’m seeing Twenty One Pilots today !! 🫶💥

[asteriskemily]

Have some (mostly) in universe Yugioh Memes

[randomriddlee]

guys hear me out imagine house md veterinary hospital au in which:

house got kicked by a cow during his internship and his leg didn’t heal properly which made him use a cane

he was forced to switch to small animal practice, he still hates clients but his fluffy patients love him for some unknown reason

wilson specialises in equine medicine (wilson is basically a horse girl) and because their hospital doesn’t get much calls for horse consults he spends most of his time being annoyed by house

instead of being exposed to hiv cameron gets bit by a rabid 16 year old yorkshire terrier

a lady comes with an obese labrador and chase nearly gets rabid himself

the ducklings are responsible for restraining first and treating patients second

foreman is afraid of small dogs

chase makes fun of him but he’s terrified as well

cameron has four senior sick rescue cats which seem to be immortal

house is addicted to ketamine instead of vicodin

there’s at least one joke about chase’s interest in bdsm and getting bit

wilson always gets a new golden retriever when entering a new marriage, the dogs always stay with his ex-wives

house constantly remarks that he should change his motorcycle for a horse to wilson’s horror

stevie mcqueen was actually brought to the hospital by a rescue for lab animals, house adopted stevie after his treatment was finished

cuddy specialises in animal reproduction and house constantly tries to win the argument by bringing puppies to her office (she folds on occasion)

house nearly does a necropsy on a goat with anthrax

[dammarchy211]

Obligatory rocking House’s shit that I started in April and didn’t finish til July oops. The Joshua Graham fit was just for in game accuracy you’re never gonna see Gazer in that again.

[theshadowrealmitself]

I am a simple person, I am not immune to “Vulcan who wears heavy robes taking them off to help the Human with something and revealing they have nice arms, leaving the Human a blushing and distracted mess”

[koroart]

Did some revisions on my Jock Dedue & Felix pieces! ✨

[choccy-milky]

CHOCCY, I'M STILL NOT OVER THAT MODERN AU OF CLORA BEING A BIG SHERLOCK FANS. THAT ART TOOK ME DOWN THE MEMORY LANE BECAUSE I WAS OBSESSED WITH IT DURING MY MIDDLE SCHOOL YEARS. I was left home alone often and would play Sherlock in the background so I won't feel lonely lmao and I can just imagine Clora doing the same thing. She'd watch Sherlock so often that she memorised the dialogues and ofc got Seb into it too because he'd come over almost everyday. I can just imagine Seb quoting something from Sherlock word-to-word and Clora was all like "YOU REMEMBER?!" thinking that he'd watch Sherlock on his own too. I mean, he does to understand Clora's interest in Sherlock but how can he not memorise the dialogues when Clora watches it everytime he's at her house?!!?! ALSO, CAN YOU IMAGINE SEB FINDING OUT CLORA'S THE AUTHOR OF A SHERLOCK FANFIC AND SHE'D TALK ABOUT THE STORYLINES AND CASES SHE PLANNED FOR THE FANFICS AND THEY END UP BRAINSTORMING TOGETHER?! CHOCCY, YOU'VE UNLEASHED A MONSTER RESIDING WITHIN ME. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! Anyway, have a good day :>

LMFAOO I LOVE HOW MUCH OF A HOLD THAT ONE LITTLE DOODLE HAS ON YOU but omg yes i love the idea of modern au clora writing sherlock fanfic… that’s the only downside for if my au is in the 80s / 90s….no benedict cumberbatch fanfic 😭😭

ig she could still write fanfics for other stuff tho and omg the idea of seb finding out / brainstorming with her is so cute… AND THEN IMAGINE SEB TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FROM HER FANFIC BC ITS SOMETHING CLORA’S INTO AND CLORA IS LIKE STOPP OMG this is just like my fic!!!😭💖💖 seb reading fanfics / cloras fanfic just to find out what girls like LMFAOO. rizz god…also i just love the idea of clora showing seb a series/book she’s into and then the next day he has bags under his eyes and is like I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SERIES 🫡 what a king I LOVE THEM😩💖💖ty for indulging my brainrot 🙏

[threeawfulfruits]

My brain, stirring all my interests around like peeps in a chili pot:

[oldmannapping]

Bruce Wayne knew what he was doing when he only adopted kids over the age of nine.

If I was Roy Harper or Wally West, juggling being a vigilante with nighttime feeds, toilet training, sleep regressions, and toddler tantrums, I’d be so fucking salty at Batman. I’d make him change all the diapers on Bring Your Kids To Work day.

Disclaimer: I’m currently celebrating the holidays with family including two toddlers who I love very much but who do NOTHING BUT SCREAM and seem to be allergic to sleep. This post might be biased against toddlers.

[sage-lights]

(since angela did art shes prolly the one who arranged said wedding rings for the short)

oh. my. god.

[caitlynmeow]

ugh gonna try to conjure my dimitrescu hyperfixation back by watching some videos and hoping for the best