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frog-0n-a-l0g · 1 year

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Milo always tries to get SH back for scaring him but it usually doesn’t work. Usually. One time though he waited behind the door for them for once they got home bc he knew they’d be tired and wouldn’t be checking for his aura. When they came in he scared them so bad that they fell through the floor. They couldn’t get back out for a good 2 minutes. He felt bad and had a movie night w them after

#I like hcs #it’s like they’re real ppl #like I’m watching them through their window #I’m in their house currently #anyways😋#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted #redactedasmr #redacted headcanons #redacted milo greer #redacted milo #milo greer #redacted sweetheart #redacted stealth #milo/sweetheart #milo/sh #redacted werewolves

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steampoweredwerehog · 2 years

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“I wanna make art, but idk what people want to see from me—“ *GRABS YOU*

Do whatever you want. You have an idea? You plagued by visions? You got a special interest? You got daydreams about a oneshot you wanna write? Do it. “But how will I know what gets attention?” YOU WONT. THAT’S THE DEVIL TALKING. Say ‘fuck it’ and make whatever. I make art cuz ideas fill my brain & if I don’t see ‘em with my eyes I’ll DIE.

Make stuff cuz YOU wanna see it. If other people’s eyes see it that’s cool too.

#Art #art tips #*SHAKES YOU AGAIN #ok I’m cool I’m good hooo #I see artists frozen cuz they’re worried abt ppl liking their stuff #which I totally get #but art is for fun and making your Brain Visions real #I didn’t know if ppl would like NYSM or my Gaster AU or OCs #I just knew that I liked it & did ‘em anyway #Ok NOW I’m done I’m fine #Don’t mind me I’m just screamin’

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ouroblorbos · 9 months

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RAHHH yuri jumpscare!!!!

(close ups under the cut)

#roxygen truther 5ever #idc i think they’re cute #also june is such a dweeb i gotta draw her more #like. okay.#i Absolutely understand the appeal of pepsicola & why ppl like it #like the dynamic there is undeniably really funny #but june is a lesbian to me #that said. when BOTH of them r transfem? real #homestuck #june egbert #j egbert #roxy lalonde #roxygen #ouroart

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driftingballoons · 3 months

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It’s like having a purebred dog and a possum you found in the dumpster

#snivy #volcarona #pokemon doodles #original art #Specifically remembering the volcarona you could catch in Relic Castle #managed to get the lvl 70 one #Imagine you’re seen as a deity #Chilling in your ruins #and you’re suddenly captured by some kid #now you eat kibble out of a dog bowl and live in a ball #Anyway I just think it’s funny #Bc the starters are only “starters” bc they’re supposed to be like…idk more comfortable with ppl or whatever. More tame #But the moment you leave your hometown you can just start catching real wild animals #Anyway I love my feral volcarona even if it touches a rock and dies #it’s fine

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aardvaark · 5 months

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i was thinking about how i wished leverage had a birthday episode for some of the characters cause that would be sweet, but then i realised something and basically…. okay here’s my thoughts in quotes form, just for fun

hardison: so when’s your birthday? i could plan something for us and the team to do and-

parker: i dont know

hardison: you don’t know… your own birthday?

parker: no, how would i know? pshh, cmon, you’re telling me you remember EXACTLY when you were born? watch this - hey, eliot, do you know your exact birth date?

eliot, innocently passing by, who was canonically anonymously dropped off at a hospital as an infant: no, how would i know?

parker: that’s what i said!

hardison: excuse me?? what is going on right now

sophie, walking into the apartment: whats wrong?

hardison: parker and eliot- well, okay, when’s your birthday? i just have to prove something.

sophie: …….july 12th

hardison: why did you pause? wait, is that your birthday or sophie devereaux’s birthday?

sophie: ………… (guilty silence)

parker: see, no one knows their real birthday! haha you’re so weird sometimes, hardison

hardison:

hardison: what the fuck guys

#leverageposting #wren speaks #leverage #parker leverage #alec hardison #nate knows his birthday i guess so i didn’t include him. if he was watching the whole time he would probably say ‘idk’ to mess w hardison #they’re having this convo in nate’s apartment but it’s like 3am & he’s asleep & they’ve all broken in to hang out #parker doesn’t know either bc of her ridiculously neglectful foster parents or bc she’s parker & her priorities are simply different to most #people. her birthday is irrelevant to thievery. and sadly probably not related to fun happy memories anyway.#sophie obviously is a good enough grifter to answer confidently but she feels a little bad abt lying to her family by now #meanwhile hardison had a normal foster nana who would have known his bday. most kids aren’t safe-surrendered like eliot so assumably #hardison would have a known bday. and he likes birthdays!#and he wants to throw parker a little party even if it’s a very unconventional parker bday that involves rappelling & jumping off buildings #but he is once again thwarted by the leverage team members having the strangest possible lives #he IS gonna give them each birthday parties tho. even if he has to make up some dates & stuff #sophie’s can be the fake date she gives if that’s what she rlly wants. nate’s real birthday is on file somewhere even if he’s being annoying #rn so hardison just has to do some basic hacking. eliot would have an approximate bday such as the day he was surrendered that his parents #would have celebrated throughout childhood. and parker’s would be april 1st bc that’s alice whites bday (and YOURE ALICE!!!)#as in it’s canonically in the online info abt alice white shown in the juror no.6 job & obvs that’s april fools so it’s funny :)#and hardison has a NORMAL bday unlike SOME ppl and yes he DOES expect presents you heathens!!

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del-stars · 5 days

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“wolfstar is boring” = skill issue

#should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?#just bc something is popular doesn’t mean it isn’t interesting/can’t have nuance #& ur allowed to not like ships ofc but i hate when ppl call wolfstar boring or too mainstream like #they exist inside our heads if u think they’re boring that’s bc ur not putting enough effort into conceptualising a real relationship #which is FINE if u just plumb don’t rock a wolfstar but don’t shit on it then #anyway.#wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders

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2-late-2-the-party · 1 year

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‘Danmei is mlm fantasy written by and for straight women’ is a lie. It’s written for transmascs and lesbians obviously.

#for real tho most danmei fans I’ve come across seem to fall into one of these categories #straight women are a rarity #or maybe they just huddle in their own little circles while we queers live it up in ours #also I could’ve expanded the joke to include mlm trans men and non binary ppl and trans men who don’t realize they’re men yet #I also know of some cis mlms who enjoy the genre #but the wordier a joke is the less funny it is I find #also it’s worth noting that we don’t actually know the personal identities of most danmei authors #so assuming that they’re all straight seems like a pretty big stretch to me #danmei #mxtx #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #2ha #Oliver rambles

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tariah23 · 8 months

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:/

#Palestine #free palestine #they’re banking on people not giving a shit because the accessibility to cheap fast food and an insanely popular anime character is too #enticing to these people #who place fiction over reality and real world devastation #jjk #rambling #noury is also getting eye surgery soon I hope it works out well for them #it is so easy for these huge companies to pull these people in because most of them don’t care anyway because they’re Zionist to their #rotten cores and these companies know that people are treating the genocide like it’s a ‘we have to look at both-‘#sides-‘ kinda situation like it’s so…#they also know that a lot of people are stupid and would rather remain ignorant than learn about the history of Palestinians and what #Israel did to them #Gojo is my fav but come on now this is so slimy because they know that he’s insanely popular like they know that ppl will buy tf out of #his happy meal similar to the Mulan Rick and morty sauce shit years ago this makes my head hurt

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short666bread · 10 days

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Draco and Harry enjoying outdoor activities with their pet Coatl

#just a proof of concept #Might draw a Real Version tm someday but not holding my breath #clearing out my WIPs folder while I’m here…#and whatnot #she talks to Veela!draco in bird and harry in snake #and they’re always having classic bilingual family interactions #re:how languages sound in convo to ppl who don’t understand them #harry will be like: guys cmon stop fighting!#while they’re having a perfectly normal convo #and Draco will be like: :) whatcha chatting about #while she and harry are at each others throats #etc #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry #draco x harry #harry x draco #hpdm

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cuppajj · 3 months

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Ok I should make one thing a little clearer:

This is a 16+ blog, which means if you are under 16, you should not be interacting with me. Reblogs and likes are fine since I’m not posting downright inappropriate stuff, but you are absolutely not supposed to be sending me DMs. This includes asking me questions pertaining to anything ranging from fics to art; a DM is a DM.

I’m not here to baby you guys but I value responsible people who read and the like. Also if you are 13 and below then 1) get off tumblr and 2) you will be blocked if I know how old you are.

As of right now I’m still lenient with anyone above 13 sending me asks, but that may change. Basically please read my caption before you decide to interact

#I give people the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re reading my rules #so im hoping everyone in my dms are 16+ or else we got a problem :/#but there’s no way for me to tell for some of them so ig im putting my trust in them somewhat. I know what it’s like to #not want your actual age revealed so im not gonna demand ppl share their real age #though idk i might start asking if an age evasion happens again #like not their real age but if they are 16+#cjj sayeth #not gonna do a full minors dni yet though #maybe when I’m like. a little older

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codgod · 1 year

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snooork mimimimi

#.png #qsmp #qsmp slime #qsmp mariana #charlie slimecicle #el mariana #slimeriana #qsmpshipping #no real reason they’re sleeping like this besides i found a ref picture i thought was cute lol #pls ignore the fact that i just didn’t want to draw a bedframe. focus on the gay ppl #okay i’m going to bed now #i’m very sleepy so if this actually looks like crap it’s not my problem <3

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read-write-thrive · 21 days

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the dead boy detective agency main four are a polycule on various points of the aromantic/asexual spectrum (in addition to their various sexualities), with the various side characters playing the roles of parental figures or talking stages. thank you for coming to my ted talk

#it’s like scooby doo but they don’t have a dog #this is of course just my opinion #but: gay ace demiaro edwin / bi demiaro charles / pan greyaroace crystal / lesbian aroace niko are v real to me #the older characters work as parental figures ofc #then there’s characters like Monty and Thomas who are chatting up edwin but aren’t officially in the polycule #that being said: achillean greyace monty / pan aroflexible thomas are also real to me #this isn’t even getting into the gender fuckery I am putting these characters in #but I felt like sharing #esp since I keep seeing ppl fight over catwin and palaland or whatever that ship name is #I don’t think catwin works not bc of some perceived age thing but bc the cat king is v sex forward and edwin is Not Into That #doesn’t mean tck is ruled out from a place on the chart it’s just not how he wanted #same for monty who came on v romantically and edwin was not having it #all valid and fair !!!#plus the main four needed to get their shit together but this is my fantasy world so shhh #oh and for crystal x charles I think they’re the most allo of th main four so it tracks they had the closest to a traditional relationship #but then everyone gets their shit together and that doesn’t happen as frequently lol #esp as time goes on #like the polycule is more of a series of qprs with some sugar/spice on occasion #there isn’t really a point to this post but this blog is me talking to myself most of the time anyway #dead boy detectives #dbda #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #monty the crow #the cat king

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qprpbj · 1 month

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foster curtis bros universe where the three of them are long term foster placements with their parents, darry ages out of foster care at 18 obv but ofc continues to live there anyway, then their parents die and darry has to figure out how the hellllll to deal with custody rights and adoption and proving to the government & courts that he’s fit to keep his found-family brothers all together instead of having them both return to foster care idkkk… 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

#would anyone Actually tune into foster bros au if i wrote it someday #or. and hear me out. one or both of them get put into a home where they’re actually cared for unlike all the angsty abusive homes ppl hc #and darry has to fight for them back but #they’re literally safe and cared for and loved #even if it’s not their “real family”#and the internal gruelling over wanting his baby brothers back but they’re honestly safer and more stable and provided for than he could #ever do……#idk idk thinking Thoughts #i really don’t like violent abuse angst but i DO like emotional turmoil #the outsiders #outsiders broadway #darry curtis #ponyboy curtis #curtis brothers #sodapop curtis

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badolmen · 1 year

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hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.

#ra speaks #personal #oceangate #missing sub #be normal on this post or I’m going to be disappointed in you and hope you grow as person #listen I’m not touching the ‘site of a horrific maritime disaster being used as a tourist locale’ with a ten foot pole #but like the people in that sub are currently going through something incredibly traumatic and will be lucky to survive #and I know we all love to laugh at dumb rich people suffering the consequences of their hubris #but jfc maybe I’m insane but like on a human level can you respect the horror of what is happening to real living ppl for a goddamn minute #there’s also a good chance these folk aren’t millionaires #they’re probably upper middle class folk splurging for the start of summer vacation #‘oh but I bet they’re still rich assholes-‘ THERES PEOPLE IN THERE. THEY MIGHT DIE. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO GRASP AS A TERRIBLE THING???#me. low empathy: wow this is horrible. I quite literally can’t imagine how the people down there feel but I’m sure it’s incredibly traumatic #dumbasses making memes: haha dumb rich kid and his dad are gonna suffocate in a metal tube lol

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catboymoments · 6 months

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tip: I am so fucking mad

#yall will be like ohh mental health is so pronouns we love disabled advocacy #and then go out of your way to stalk harass and doxx a disabled poc who (checks notes) was a teenager with a dissociative disorder and did:#(checks notes again) stupid but overall not dangerous things #and proceed to compare them to real life predators and send the feds to their house for no reason #for internet clout.#you should not be proud of having quote ten years of documentation end quote on them when said individual is TWENTY THREE.#the way people on here treat ppl with mental illness is fucking incredible because they’re nothing but something to laugh at or something +#to dogpile and gang up on for some non existent justice #go outside

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fishwikipedia · 2 months

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bcc the one currently kinda stagnant wrestling stable that i’m fully ok with remaining together indefinitely bc despite them not really being involved w anything important at the moment i like them being together on principle

#made this post cuz i someone said samoa joe should do a hostile takeover. sounds like shit from a butt cousin #but i 150% see ppl being bored. they’ve been chilling for like 3 years #i want them doing more interesting shit Really bad #but between mox needing a break for like a month & bd on his final hoorah tour idk what they could do in time #it’s definitely about time for some infighting & tension. but :(#also they were clearly headed that direction. claudio had that disagreement w bryan about working w eddie #then eddie’s knee exploded and that wasn’t a problem anymore lol #shit idk i rlly want swerve to stay champ but i also want them to force a belt on bd cuz it’s Bryan Danielson etc #<- mentioning that cuz maybe bd as champ for a sec could lead to something w bcc infighting. im spitballing & that sounds annoying #bc that’s not in their character. they’re all practical guys with similar worldviews that support each other #i just want it to be satisfying & lead to something meaningful & not be clunky & forced #bc i know these guys like being in this faction for shoot lol #i’m a MARK for WRESTLE PERVERTS #shut up about wrestling #sure i’ll tag this for real #blackpool combat club #bcc #bryan danielson #jon moxley #wheeler yuta #claudio castagnoli #aew

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