#IM SORRY it’s FUNNY

[tonguetyd]

Sometimes when I’m sad, I just watch the video of poor iv falling off stage, and then suddenly I’m not so sad anymore

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[mermianar]

i don’t care how small the room is i cast fireball

[cyberiapinksosa333]

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

[kosmogrl]

me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown

[electricpurrs]

i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

[cralaofmandalore]

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

[spencer-is-dead]

I love YouTube shorts because if you wade through all the slop you'll find art

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

"Hey there superstar! You fell off the jungle gym and bonked your head!"

"Come here, let's get you to the nurse."

"Don't run now!"

[thoodleoo]

me: brrr, it's a cold day! might grab myself a hot cocoa or a coffee!

pliny the elder: wow. literal freak behavior

[superdaisypowerhour]

it only took 38 years

[tibli]

I love when arthropods have a pseudopupil. It's so whimsical and cute, and they come in so many varieties!!

little kitty cat eyes!!!

bombastic side eyes!!!!

cartoon character eyes!!!!

bigass anime eyes!!!!!

BE NOT AFRAID eyes!!!!!

[unripe-lemon]

PLEASE REBLOG FOR MORE DATA!!!!!!!

[kvtnisseverdeen]

Matthew Macfadyen wins Golden Globe for Best Male Actor in a Supporting Role on Television for his role as Tom Wambsgans in "Succession" | 81st Golden Globe Awards Jan 07, 2024

[xan-the-emo-trans-man]

*literally anything bad happens*

Me for no reason at all: damn, that was worse than my dad leaving.