#James x Remus x Sirius

[sirius-blacks-curls]

the marauders became animagi for remus because 2 of them are in love with him and the other one is just along for the ride

[tragicromanceftus]

remus "casanova" lupin be like:

[goldenbi]

OBGYN/Healer, eyeing Sirius and Remus: So, who is the father? Sirius and Remus, unsure bc wolfstarbucks fuck like every day: Er... trans!James, happily patting his pregnant belly: uh me?

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[legallygemini]

[randommultifandomrants]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[thatboisus]

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[the-original-gays]

James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

[bethsvrse]

please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

[goldenbi]

Title: Platonically (with my boyfriends) Author: TherestheSnitch Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin/James Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin Additional Tags: Texting, Dick Pics, Himbo James Potter, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Summary:

James doesn't really get the whole sending dick pics thing. Lucky for him, his besties Sirius and Remus are more than willing to show him the ropes.

[addsalwayssick]

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

[thatboisus]

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)