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nickgoesinsane · 7 months

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Olrox definitely drops things on purpose so he can bend down in front of you. He’ll be wearing the most form-fitting trousers he owns, the ones that hug the curve of his ass and accentuate the thickness of his thighs. He’ll pretend to be surprised when you give in and grab him from behind, calling you a degenerate even though he’s literally pressing his ass against your crotch and guiding your hand to his hard cock. Doesn’t complain when you kiss that smug smirk off his face.

#‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ nick writes !#castlevania brainrot #he's driving me insane #i am rattling the bars of my enclosure #LET ME OUT I NEED DICK #castlevania nocturne #dom reader #top reader #sub character #sub olrox #olrox x reader #castlevania olrox x reader #castlevania olrox #olrox #n/sfw #n/s/f/w

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Do I find Damian incredible annoying? Yes Will I fight every single motherfucker who resumes his entire character to violent and 'bad'? Also Yes.

#I don't know how many times I'm going to repeat myself but this is a goddamn child soldier getting repeatedly traumatize #in a family that has so many chaos that he always feels the need to prove himself in the terms he was taught #i didn't give a fuck what Damian does thats the responsibility of his father until he actually becomes responsible to his actions #and dc comics literally bought him out of nowhere just to shit on him and then repeatedly try to get rid of him for no fucking reason #Damian goin off as a way of getting Batman emotional damage it's actually very stupid dc you tried the same shit with jason in this last #ten years and not even then anybody liked #few things makes me more unreasonable piss off than batman letting his kids get away from him and then act like they don't need him #he did te same shit with dick but at least dick had the titans #this whole shit with Damian is making me read with my eyes while my hands are dialing the cps #Batman come get your fucking children your useless middle age man #bruce hate hours #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne

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torchstelechos · 6 days

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I bet Tim sends Jason ao3 links to Batman/joker porn when he's pissed off at him. I think that's something he would find amusing, even if the consequences come quickly to find him.

#tim drake #Jason todd #Batfam #Jason: oh? Ao3? Let me che-#Jason: I don't need bleach I need a gun to get this shit out of my brain #Dick later found tim tied up a safe house forced to watch shitty true crime podcast episodes about Gotham crimes he's solved #It's an awful week for everyone but most especially the goons who got kneecapped for no reason

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pup-pee · 4 months

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remember impulse 1995 (#8) when bart made a building crumble ontop on blockbuster?

heres wally telling dick about it bc i started reading nightwing & they actually acknowledge it(i was confused reading just impulse lol bc from my knowledge bart just ran in2 this huge guy, got smacked around a lil bit, then went home totally unscathed(lies))

annnnyways this is just me teheing bc of the smallest impulse mention

#LOOK @ WALLY W/HIS RESTLESS LEG #also i love the fact that he just DOESNT let the phone ring #'a young punk we used 2 b' AAAA WALLY SEES SM OF HIMSELF IN BART & IT MAKES ME FRUSTRATEDDDD #not bc of how he sees himself in bart but bc of the way he treats him bc of it #not in a bad way fuck i cant explain #i mwan i could but not w/out a million ss & NOT in the tags #also shout out 2 the fact that barts so tiny u can just grab him like a barbie doll #vry cool #little guy vry fast #i love wally hes just so like i want 2 put him in a rattle & rattle him #ALSO LOOK @ HIM IN A SUIT #I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HES GOING BUT ITS SOMEHWERE #i rlly need 2 read more #not saying i dont read a lot-#bart allen #dick grayson #wally west #impulse #dc

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sweetenerbizz · 7 months

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my little meow meow pookie bear

#‘read the room and figure it out’#more like read the room and let me sit on your face #i’m so sorry #i’m disgusting #but i need him #rick fucker #daddddyyyyy oml #dick me down rn #day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man #RELAPSED. RELAPSED. RELAPSED.#rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick and morty season 7

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avareadsthings · 3 months

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genuinely not ok rn

#i need to scream.#let me out i need dick!!!!!#the all black looks so fcking good on him #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #nhl #hockey

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hood-ex · 11 months

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Dick: "I'm not going to pretend to be the best motorcyclist in this race."

Also Dick: wins against aliens, androids, and gods in the greatest and deadliest motorcycle race in the cosmos.

#if i was writing nightwing then you bet your buttons i would place more importance on dick's bikes #like him actually showing interest in new models or taking the time to stop and talk about his bike to curious bystanders (in civvies)#i want it to be obvious that bikes are one of his interests/hobbies #and even when he's on patrol he'll take the time to briefly stop what he's doing and comment on someone riding an antique bike #and then i need him to pull up next to some other bikers and play rock paper scissors with them at the red light #or for another biker to get his attention and to make a motion that clearly means ''watch out: cops ahead''#like move over and let me make him interesting again #Dick Grayson #Nightwing (Vol. 4) 48-49

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noridal · 23 days

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I know it must be an unpopular opinion but part of me wishes they won't canonize Grimmons because it would go against the RvB spirit to do so right at the end. We either get Simmons or Grif going to superhell or something but I won't stand for RT just casually saying "yeah they're a thing now".

You know what would be cool though? If it was something really soft like the whole mayhem goes down and Simmons is like "what do we do now that it's over?" And Grif just replied "yknow. We could still hangout" and keep it as that. Which isn't like they're canon-canon but they also didn't really leave each other right? So it's basically canon too.

#red vs blue #rvb #dexter grif #dick simmons #grimmons #I swear I am scared of this last season #and maybe this mindset is due to not seeing enough queer ships getting canonized #but I also feel like at this point is a running gag not to let them get together #give me some romantic ass shit about the two of them being the first and last scene of RvB #make them hold hands even #but never let them say out loud how much they need each other #nor I love you or shit like that #I don't feel like RvB is the show that should do that

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lunarw0rks · 7 months

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remember in mw2019 when price threw that guy over the ledge?

yeah

#so many thoughts #he threw a grown man like he weighed nothing #manhandle me #let me out i need price's dick #captain john price #john price #captain price #price mw2 #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #not writing #rachel speaks

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valyrra · 3 months

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I love him

#valyrra screenshots #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #queue~#virtual photography #general shao #Shao #cc: shao #❤️#id let him manhandle the fuck out of me #like dude please #i need his dick

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trashmakerarticle · 5 months

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I really hope that when it comes to me, I will write the most OOC stuff about most, especially Batman

Canon: a stoic man that has extreme paranoia and can hardly show emotions

Me: actually that is a man that expresses how much he loves his kids everyday and he needs to brag about them to every other person bc his kids are better then theirs

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gregoftom · 1 year

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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

#tomgreg #where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that #would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god #they are so annoying. anyway #the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE #or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye

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arsonist-chicken · 3 months

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The new PJO series is great because they made Percy really Just Some 12-Year-Old with all the justified unhinged rage a 12-year old who's being mistreated has in him

#i'm finally watching it and he really said that thing pulverised my mom? let me charge at it with nothing but a pen and rage #clarisse's being a massive dick? I'm yelling back.#mr. d and chiron expect me to go to the underworld for some guy who ignored me for 12 years but suddenly calls himself my father #now that he needs something from me? lmao and fuck you all very much I'm Sally Jackson's son #i'm so in love with this series already #like literally was whipping around on my chair and kicking my feet and giggling to myself and laughing out loud and couldn't stop #smiling at my laptop with heart eyes #okay maybe time for bed now but I'll definitely continue watching today and then cry when i haven't gotten anywhere with uni work #because hey. no impulse control. like someone else i just watched yell at a drunk god and call a god just some guy #pjo series #mine #also perfect cast; amazing

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sskk-manifesto · 21 days

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#I really like the “We're the bad guys' enemy” line. For someone I generally despise Dazai has all my favourite lines in this show…#Idk I can't really vibe with the unbalance that there is between s/kk.#Like when push comes to shove‚ Dazai has the power to keep Chuuya alive or let him die.#I understand why they make a compelling dynamic in their complexity‚ but it just doesn't do it for me.#I'm a little sad my opinion on them hasn't really changed since I watched the anime for the first time...#Also; I really can't vibe with Chuuya allowing Dazai to kill Q. Yes I know Chuuya cares about his comrades deeply.#Yes I know it can be interpreted as Chuuya seeing himself in Q as a living weapon and being disgusted by it #(though I honestly don't think that was intentional of the author).#Yes I know Chuuya is a mafioso and kills people. No I don't think your personal issues justify you being a dick to other people I'm sorry.#Back to my main annoyance with the episode: I must have already talked about this but I hate hate hate the narrative #“the mafia works for the city” “the mafia deeply loves the city too” it's so so sickening and insulting please stop I'm begging.#Please visit any actual city with a rooted mafia presence for once in your life (signed: someone whose hometown was destroyed by the mafia.#The writers really don't know what they're talking about and‚ politely‚ it's offensive.)#Also b/sd keeping being extremely nationalist with Mori (who's largely depicted unsimphatetically for the first part of the episode)–#bringing up western thinkers and subtly mocking Fukuzawa for not knowing them–#and Fukuzawa (the righteous man. the noble spirit and just soul in this episode and Mori's antithesis)–#stepping forward to say that he knows strategists from the east (because who else would he need?)#I don't know if it's meant to symbolize the conflict with an hostile and invading foreign power (the Guild).#But it does come across as. A very isolationist way of thinking.#I know it's subtle but it's really evident for me. And I didn't want to talk about this any further…#But by bringing actual examples of this I hope I can better explain why I think that b/sd holds nationalist views–#and that I'm not just making it up out of nowhere. Otherwise I fear I'd only come off as pettily hostile to b/sd in everything #That's it. I feel like I've been losing a lot of mutuals over my main recently due to not shutting up (sorry)#so I suppose it's only fair I lose them on here too pffttt.#Tune in next week for more bad takes #random rambles

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transxfiles · 4 months

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one of my top 10 hobbies has to be getting added to a large group chat and then people forgetting i am there.

#my ex just admitted in front of everyone and the eyes of god that she has not gotten any since we broke up #in spite of trying really hard to get. anything. and talking about how she desperately needs to get dicked down. GIRL. what.#responded to the message with R I P in letter emojis uhm. i dont think anyone will even #notice tbh but its funny to me. personally.#funniest thing is i kinda knew that this was happening but im like well now i have confirmation from the source i guess lol #HONORABLE MENTION OF ANOTHER SITUATION IN THIS GENRE: my friend is a dancer #with a really competitive dance group and she's in a small group of like 13 people who she #interacts with every day and she had a sort of falling out with them thats too complicated to get into here.#but before the falling out they added her to a shared photo album. and right before she decided she was done with the whole thing #she woke up one morning to a notification saying that there were 50+ new photos added to the shared album #and thats how she found out they did a holiday party where they invited everyone but her... BATSHIT. and shes like holy shit #thats petty. and made a whole game of going through the photos with me and some other frieinds.#ballet drama is something else let me tell you holy shit #cricket.chatterbox

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arospecsyourblockdudes · 2 months

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Relistening to tma s5 has made me realize that everyone who was saying it was paced badly was right. It really is paced badly

#do not archive #just in case I don’t need Jonny seeing me shit #they dicked around the apocalypse too much. so much time was wasted #and then just in the last ten episodes did the plot happen #and there was just so much happening #I mean cut out half the apocalypse road trip maybe cut some statements #just have episodes of like them talking/time skips #no dicking around london first ep in london we find melanie and Georgie #leave the safehouse earlier either 1st-2nd episode #let annabelle cane be her own character and have her own motives #don’t make the web sentient and for the love of god don’t make jon the webs special little boy #I fixed like half the problems right here

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